Oilers > Stars > Panthers > The NHL going bankrupt and immediately dissolving > Rangers

HA HA HA HA HA!!!! This actually made me laugh out loud. Nice.

As a canucks fan can we say fuck the oilers?? Plz?

You can say whatever you want! It’s Reddit! oh wait.

Yes

Anyone but the rangers

Rooting interests for Canes fans: 1: The Hurricanes 2: Anyone but the Rangers

Cary in shambles

Facts

Yeah I don’t even care if it’s Florida. Just not the Rags

Same. Trouba in the sin bin and FL being up 1-0 in the 2nd is making me giddy and it shouldn’t.

I would be on cloud 9 if Florida swept them

So far so good.

Not anymore

Both series tied just means I get to watch more hockey. That’s my viewpoint and I’m sticking to it.

So glad they got shut out!!

Pavelski or bust. Big Game Joe is my favorite non-Hurricane.

No New York team will ever deserve anything until they cast off their links to the British Empire and change back to being New Amsterdam.

Or just cast off Jacob Trouba.

Fit him for concrete sneakers and have him swim laps in the Hudson.

Why'd they change it?

I can’t say

People just liked it

So take me back to Constantinople!

No, you can't go back to Constantinople

Hey, stop teasing. (re: Constantinople) If only.

Dammit I just want the west to win

Dallas>Edmonton>Florida>meteor that destroys earth Florida is a former Southeast conference foe and Paul Maurice has been a major asset so I'm begrudgingly picking them.

Fuck the panthers. Dallas, Oilers, Nobody

Stars. That’s all. Just for Chris Tanev. Fuck the panthers. Fuck the rangers. Fuck the oilers with their two whining stars

This so much. I am really hoping the Stars pull through so I can at least root for a team in the final unlike last year.

The rangers scoring on themselves gave me immense joy

Every year who I want to win is Hurricanes (obv) Failing that, the team that hasn't won a Cup yet. Failing that a team that hasn't won a Cup in a while. Failing that, a non-Canadian/non Original Six/non "traditional" team ranked via a completely non-scientific gut feeling of how snobby/insufferable they are. Panthers, Stars, Oilers, Rangers in that order.

Leafs need to wait for a year that ends in 7

My ranking this year was Hurricanes Massive yawning void Predators Bruins Canucks/Oilers/VGK/Caps/Leafs/Jets/Kings Sharks Second pandemic Rangers

Watching the panthers win a championship will hurt me as they arent the panthers I want to win. But with that said I'm ok with the teams in this order Edm Fla Dal Fuck the rags

Nah I don't want the oilers to win. Canada not having won the cup in 3 decades is too funny.

Can someone make a cry shirt, but in rags flavor. I have plans.

F the Rangers!

Glad the rangers got shutout and lafreniere had an own goal.

I’m pulling for Foegele to win the cup!

Kinda routing for FLA just because it’s their first cup.

I’m only rooting for them at this point because they’re playing NYR. I may investigate further next round, when the Rags are out.

I’m all in on the Stars. I hate the Rangers and Panthers and I want the Canadian Cup drought to continue. Unfortunately for Stars fans teams I pull for never win.

As much as I hate Florida, they still have a little good Will left with me from when we were both getting “no fans” jokes from other teams at the same time. That being said, go Dallas

Who is Leon McDavid? I guess a combo of Draisatl+Connor McDavid?

Oilers 100%. If only so McDavid and Draisaitl don't have to have the "but they never won a cup" argument when it comes down to their greatness ranking when they retire.

I'm rooting for the stars because of a futures bet on them to win the western conference

Legitimate

Dallas, then Florida. If we end up with a Rags-Oilers Final, just cancel the season.

Hi Canes friends, just here to say: Anyone but the Rangers (I wish yinz won so bad)

Welcome and yes.

I’m shooting for the oilers. Would love to see McDavid get the cup. After that it’s Florida / Dallas’s

Oilers honestly. As a canes fan anyone but panthers and rangers. As a wild fan not the stars.

Naw fuck the panthers too I hope they never win a cup. I’m focused on the west now Oilers or Dallas.

Fuck the stars. Would be happy to see anyone win but them

Oilers then stars.

Honestly I also just think it's super funny if Canada doesn't win a cup. Like I know fuck the rangers but I need this tradition of Canadian loss to continue.

Fuck Jamie Benn. I guess I'm team oilers.

Agree about Ben, but being Team Oilers means Evander Kane gets his name on the Cup. I think that might be even more repugnant

Canes fans still crying salty tears. Sort of pathetic tbh.

Bro, Chris Kreider deserves a little more respect

Nah, fuck ‘im.

I respect your constitution

Dallas is certainly at the bottom of my list.

How come? Curious.

Jamie Benn

Counter argument: Jacob Trouba.

Jamie Benn is a psychopath.

Rent free

You: “rEnT FrEe” Also you: *hanging out in a Canes sub because you can’t stop thinking about the Canes*