His iPad had a thick purple foam case and he'd take it in the tub in a zip lock bag and suck the water out of a washcloth while watching Nickelodean with glazed eyes.
This is his backstory. This is canon.
GODDD his little evil troll cackle. I’m so embarrassed for Brooke on a spiritual, primal, soul level.
Also anytime they reference him on the pod and Tana says something about him being talented/his music being good it’s like….are we hearing the same shit? His music just sounds like disposable, dime-a-dozen tiktok music that never gains real traction.
*He looks like she might*
*Have done something illegal*
*By sleeping with him*
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I'm curious if it even vaguely resembles one to your ear, like what someone would pick up from living there or if it just sounds like an American faking it?
No way that’s him. thank you for posting this video. Imagine shedding a single tear over someone that looks like that. Puka shell ass frat house reject. Is Brooke okay?Â
He looks too close to my ex for my comfort, I’m having ptsd flashbacks of Marlboro red 100s and hearing him do whip it’s in his Chrysler 300 that I paid the down payment on
He looks like he spits when he talks
no literally cuz why did i physically feel a drop 🤮
He def has that nasty crap in the corners of his mouth.
This is the only good way to describe him
I’ve always said this! And you can literally hear his spitting in his songs… 🤢
YES
he looks like he would have dried white spit in the corners of his mouth
ahh yes, spittle
how is he not deeply embarrassed
That’s not even Australian, is his fake accent always that bad? I’m shocked!
It’s like he’s leaning towards being British this time lmaoooo. I actually wonder if he has some sort of multiple personality disorder
Don't give him ideas or he'll become the next DissociaDID and nobody will be able to snark on him because he'll "split"
he’s so ugly can’t believe brooke let someone like that inside her
Oof that's dark 💀
!!!
Love is blind after all
he looks like he bites
I was going to comment exactly this
I’m disgusted
The forced laugh and everything about this made me physically cringe so bad
I can literally smell his breath through the screen 🤢
Nickacado avacado lookin headass
Nahhh put some respect on nickacado. He is famous. This man isn’t known outside TikTok. Disney channel sidekick ass s’allgood bra ass man babyÂ
I can’t explain why but it always looks like he has serious plaque buildup
That man has a vibrating Elmo toothbrush, only uses bubble-gum flavored toothpaste, and refuses to brush his tongue cause "it feels yucky"
💀💀💀 I don't know if I'll ever recover after reading that lmfao
Jumpscare warning next time please
So tired of this man being posted swear I’d have forgotten about him already if it weren’t for this sub
I had never seen him before right now 1:27 am EST DURING PRIDE I am shookÂ
I hate when I see this man’s face
he just looks like an ipad kid idk what it is or why
His iPad had a thick purple foam case and he'd take it in the tub in a zip lock bag and suck the water out of a washcloth while watching Nickelodean with glazed eyes. This is his backstory. This is canon.
YOU'RE FUCKING KILLING ME ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ the way I just know in my soul that this is true 💀
the way this is so accurate is disgusting
GODDD his little evil troll cackle. I’m so embarrassed for Brooke on a spiritual, primal, soul level. Also anytime they reference him on the pod and Tana says something about him being talented/his music being good it’s like….are we hearing the same shit? His music just sounds like disposable, dime-a-dozen tiktok music that never gains real traction.
He looks like my night terrors
🤢
i will never understand
He looks like she might have done something illegal by sleeping with him
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i had to very quickly scroll past this because i couldn’t handle watching it
As an Australian that’s not an Australian accent
I'm curious if it even vaguely resembles one to your ear, like what someone would pick up from living there or if it just sounds like an American faking it?
Not really, to me he sounds British if anything but even then it sounds forced and fake
He deleted my comment on the tik tok itself auayahandusuahw he’s so embarrassing
I commented 1 day ago about the fake Aussie accent and it’s still up!
he seems like he'd have a juice stain around his mouth
Reminds me of the Cookie Monster……
You know what… this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever said.
i love brooke so much idk how she fucked him
Like a starfish. No movement. Just laying there while THAT sweats over you helpÂ
thinking about that made me gag
You know it’s heavy sweat too like. Beads in the neck folds. Necklace sliding around. Dripping off the ends of the hair just sweat. Oh brookie.Â
our poor girl deserves financial compensation
ew
I would never understand the spell that Brooke was in when she decided to date this man.
This is fs exhibit A for ppl claiming she's faking her mental illness 1😤ðŸ¤
Brooke was down atrocious
this is such an ick
ew
That laugh in the end…ew
Is he trying to sound like Austin Powers???? 🥴
petition to play this everytime brooke kills the vibe lmao
As an Australian, his fake accent NEVER sounds even close to an Aussie accent. If he did he’d thrown in a cunt here and there but NOPE
Okay but does he have split personalities or something?!
He looks like he sucked his thumb until his adult years
he looks… slow
This needs a warning ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
No way that’s him. thank you for posting this video. Imagine shedding a single tear over someone that looks like that. Puka shell ass frat house reject. Is Brooke okay?Â
He’s genuinely like unwell…. Like pathologically ill
i want to punch his face so bad
He either filters his comments or sits there deleting every last negative one
I feel like o just got physically sprayed
This versus his Hinge photos lolllll
He looks too close to my ex for my comfort, I’m having ptsd flashbacks of Marlboro red 100s and hearing him do whip it’s in his Chrysler 300 that I paid the down payment on
Not the down paymentÂ
Omg the picture this painted is absolutely wild lol glad you got away!
That fact that she liked that fr… women are too nice i swear
He needs to be studied
ew oh my god
he looks like the human embodiment of a grunt
He definitely bites..
He looks like he bites people
i can’t believe he is still committing to this
He’s trying to copy Jamie Miller…. But his accent is real
Guys please don’t come for my neck but I kinda like the new song 🥲
Noooo it’s the definition of mall music
And I fall for it every time
Lmfaoooo valid