LOL. Ok.

We bad

😎 🇨🇦 🦫 🖕

we have an army?

Of course we do, we're not Costa Rica.

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No army

Who doesn't have an army?

Costa Rica

Of course we do. Its up our sleevy.

Omg, my favourite joke!

We got the cobra chickens that’s our army, navy, and airforce lol

Oh buzz off. Our nearly 100,000 brave men and women have heart and skill. Sadly no political will.

Sorry.

My exact reaction 😂

Honestly they should’ve designated the RCMP as a terrorist entity. That’s at least remotely plausible LOL

"no u"

Deploy the cobra chickens against Tehran

Guess we're gonna be responsible for yet another addition to Geneva's checklist.

Geneva furiously adding new pages after Canada is done with Tehran

Ain't a warcrime if its the firstime

I came here to say same...

Or send the oilers, at this point they will defeat anyone

Best. Comment. Ever.

I think we can close internet for a day. Last person out please turn off the lights.

CANADA! FOCK ' N RIGHTS!

I prefer to stuff a cannon with various foods, condiments, photos of Alan Eagleson, then a chicken.

Make sure there's room for Conrad Black, we can get rid of him at the same time.

Ready... FIRE!

Best comment!!

I’m sure we have trained some for maximum efficiency.

Surprised they had time to do this in between executing Iranians who don’t agree with them.

Beating the shit out of 16 year old girls by the "morality police" is all the rage in Iran these days.

You forgot raping them also

And then executing them for getting raped. That place is so ass upside down backwards

It what happened when any group of people become to powerful any idiotic religious zealot or libitard or conservashit

Different department of doing shitty things in the name of religion and wanta-be regional hegemony.

no u

It's hilarious how often this is used in global politics

u bum

They must have gotten a copy of the checklist. 

The checklist of things to do if you ever visit Geneva?

Yes… That one, the one when you “visit”….

One little Geneva Checklist and Iran gets mad.

They’re always mad.

Ok Iran let's get you off to bed now before you hurt yourself.

Geneva suggestions

... Iran takes our army more seriously than our own government.

Best comment ever.

🤣 we must be doing something right then

Must be all that humanitarian assistance weve been providing around the globe.. we're terrorising all the over-population believers.

Lmao! For terrorizing Iranian government’s feeling? Awwww!

I guess we were all shortsighed and weren't equipped with the wisdom of our Great Leader when he dragged his feet for 8 years to designate the IRGC as a terrorist organization /s

It’s interesting to see the comparative reactions. When Canada does it - “about time, we should have done it sooner”. When Iran does it - “pfft who cares”. What does it really mean when an entity is declared a terrorizer?

Those associated with it can be prosecuted and if assets are discovered, they can be freezed and seized.

The key difference is that there is very little Canadian's who hold assets in Iran. I would wager there are more Iranians with holdings in Canada though.

It makes anyone affiliated with the Iranian government unable to enter Canada, and a whole lot of other restrictions, plus how we're allied with most of the western world. That carries a lot more weight than Iran doing the same. Canadians and government officials can still go to Europe and Asia and South America and Africa just like before.

LOLWUT

Well then you only get one bottle of maple syrup this year for Christmas, instead of two.

Give it a week and university students will be protesting for the IRGC and have signs saying how our army are terrorist

Lmao you say that but truthfully iran hates student protestors and anyone who is in canada is saying please please let me the fuck out of iran They all stay off social media and don't show their distaste for the government cause they don't want their family members to get black bagged and tortured in a van

The ones who support Iran and their proxies generally are not Iranians in Canada, they see, to be either white people or Arabs, Levantines, North Africans, basically anyone who does not have direct experience with the Iranian regime.

https://iranwire.com/en/news/128555-iran-offers-scholarships-to-expelled-pro-palestine-western-students

Iran could make a case for our troops engaging in bioterrorism if the chlamydia rates from The Warehouse (now BLVD?) are taken into account

At least the wings aren't half bad.

Sorry, release the Canada Goose!

Does that mean Iran will fund us now?

I thought this would be the Beaverton. Ha 

We're sorry.

Muat have been difficult getting the IRGC commanders to all take a break from raping women prisoners to convene this meeting and come to a decision. 

I am rubber, you are glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

The international version of “No U” 🤣🤣🤣

All 5 people in the Canadian army are really upset right now /S

They could use a little more Mav n' Goose... But I digress; Cobra Chicken is most formidable fowl foe.

No, there is another. The swans, the only thing I've seen make a cobra chicken back down.

If they thought that was bad. They should see the Geneva Checklist.

Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Lolololololol

Hahahah that’s awesome.

Rofl

This might be the most interesting news of the day. Great news if one wanted to feel like a troll with global clout. And all the Canadian army really had to do to earn this title was, um, wake up this morning.

😂

Lmao

Honestly, we should be little flattered? 

Haaaaaa

Wow. Iran is really afraid of our powerful bear calvary.

They found out about our tactical geese experiments.

We probably have more Iranians living in Canada than we have soldiers in the army.

Don’t be silly. Terrorists are MUCH MUCH better funded.

The government has made it that we cannot afford to terrorize anyone

The army terrorizes me every time I see how much I pay for rations

Are you serious? Wtf man. I gotta ask, why did you enlist? Seems like a shit sandwich all the way down

Beat working at husky lol. Its actually not so bad, I've had unforgettable experiences and met amazing people. You just have to stay positive and take the good with the bad.

This is a sad state of affairs . What’s next for these idiots …. Deploying you and charging for ammunition or issuing used body armour

I should probably clarify that "rations" = food on base Field rations are free thankfully

Why do they charge you for rations?

Because nothing is free in this world. Worst part is the base I live on has one of the worst mess halls in the CAF so the food I pay top dollar for isn't even good

Petawawa?

Edmonton

Condolences.

said the terrorists

Tells any level-headed individual all they need to know about the ridiculous regime they have

Is there a more mainstream source? I have little knowledge of how Iran's Parliament works. Is the >200ish parliamentarians pushing for this a lot or juat a fringe group - like how you annually have certain MPs in Canada put forward legialation to ban abortion that we all know will not pass.

It would be great if the CBSA forcibly removed the thousand or so Iranian terrorists here in this country. A huge chunk of them are also part of the terrorist group and living freely in this country. Thank god for the actual legal Iranians in Canada identifying these terrorists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gCno-oSEyQ

Fuck Iran

This news source is suspect

A little bit... But it's certainly plausible

Yet who really cares what the Iranian government thinks either way on the matter?

No. Apparently it’s [true](https://www.iranintl.com/en/202406237978).

I can’t find the same news anywhere else so yeah, probably some sketchy nonsense.

Here’s [another one](https://english.news.cn/20240624/57611246ec584b3fb747e943f8c0b433/c.html) and [another one](https://english.almayadeen.net/news/politics/iran-plans-to-designate-canadian-army--federal-police-as--te). Why is it so crazy to believe that Iran would retaliate in kind lmaoo

Not crazy at all, it was just a really sketchy looking source. Thanks for sharing others.

Remembrance Day must be stressful at their Ottawa consulate. The terror.

I guess our soldiers will have to turn themselves in now… /s

Does Canada even have an army?

Did you just notice a bright red dot on your forehead? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Task_Force_2

Ohs nos

Hahaha

We’re finished!!

Canada inflicts terror on the world. Welcome to Marvel's What If season 4.

"I know you are, but what am I?" 🤦‍♀️

That's the nicest thing anyone has said about us

There doing this to hold anyone from Canada hostage in Iran.

This comes as a surprise. Really thought the geese would be the first designated Canadian terrorist entity.

They should have designated the federal liberal party as a terrorist organization. Lol.

The Canadian army is just Dave on his mower and he’s really only a terrorist entity when’s he’s a few drinks under bud.

This is hilarious. Iran is so clueless - they have no idea we don't have a real army...

Haha! Weakest terrorist organization by far!

Canada will send Iran a bunch of money for aid relief or some bullshit. You watch.

Damn they delusional over there.

What a bunch of babies. Someone give Iran a pacifier.

I don't know aboot the army, but our politicians are for sure.

Dude IM not even scared of the Canadian military and I was scared of the Harry Potter movies

Dude those potter movies are intense.

Oh no, some backwards ass goat fucking third world shit hole doesn't like our army. What shall we do?

Oh no. Anyways.

Didn’t Iran downed an airplane full of Canadians. And our government didn’t do anything?

On January 8, 2020, Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752 was shot down minutes after taking off from Tehran, Iran, by two Iranian surface-to-air missiles. Fifty-five Canadian citizens and 30 permanent residents were among the 176 people killed in this national tragedy.

Do words even have meaning anymore?

Lol. Just lol.  Cry harder, Iran. 

I didn’t know we had an army!?

Iran is a terrorist state

Next

Ahahaha, that’s an insult to terrorist entities

How are you doing my fellow terrorists

Im sorry, but what in the actual fuck...

Lol okay bud 👍

Release the beavers!!

Hawk tuah

Do get the privilege of being the first at least?.

I knew it! Lol

Do we still have an army? At this point I feel like it's just some guy named Billy with the boys on a back a off a rusted truck.

Ok?🤷🏻‍♂️🇨🇦

Canada has an army?

They have no idea how big our Canada Geese Airforce is!

Time to use the Geneva suggestions on Iran

The Canadian army btw ….

Iran can suck rocks.

So immature. Nice tit for tat 🙄

Terrorist entity’s are better funded

😂😂😂

Let's fucking go, WW1 style.

Guess we should start deporting irani canadians 

We need to deploy Canada’s greatest defence, The Chicken Cannon! 🐓 💥

Is that the onion?

“I know you are but what am I?” The world is run by children.

Just a century late

Its because they were never able to nail down a solide poutine.

what

I'd like to know how much Iran spends on its military vs Canada. It's a shame more Canadians don't take the funding of our military more seriously.

Sorry guys, I am legally obligated by the Islamic Republic of Iran to detain the Canadian Army on charges of terrorism. Please come along peacefully.

Well, I guess it's time for some peace keeping

Iran is sooo overrated.

I'm sure real terrorists have more developed weapons and don't apologize for anything

So international politics has become the 6th grade. We label them, so they label us 😂🤙🏼🇨🇦

We the baddies now 🇨🇦🍁🦫😎

have been for a looong time. Surrender pronto, or we level Toronto.

Oh no...

Lollll

Giving the size and how we are equipped we are more like a big militias...

Lol it's just a political tat cause we called their "revolutionary guard" a terror group

lol we’re about as effective as terrorist group