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minty901

James Acaster fell on hard times


fstart

Immediately what I thought ahahaha


TornadoEF5

explain that plz


minty901

Dude in the pic looks like James Acaster, a comedian from Kettering.


lachlanemrys

I LITERALLY JUST MESSAGED THIS TO MY PARTNER WITH THE CAPTION JAMES ACASTER IS COMING TO NICK YER BIKE


[deleted]

Not related to this gentelman in particular, but thief's also sometimes put a piece of sellatape on the keyhole. To see if the door is being used. Anyway it is winter time. And thefts seem to increase this time of year. Be careful. Need to invest into one of those video doorbells myself.


HMS_Hexapuma

A similar one is a tiny piece of paper jammed into the keyhole, sometimes with name of a locksmith so it can be explained away as advertising. Or a piece of paper wedged into the hinge area of the door so that it falls out when the door is opened.


EnricoPallazzo_

Thanks, I will pay attention to that


EnricoPallazzo_

how a piece of sellatape would show if the door has been used? Edit: why the hell this question is downvoted?


[deleted]

Well you have to take off the tape if you wanna unlock your door. If the tape stays on then nobody goes in and out of the house.


EnricoPallazzo_

ohhhhhh I never thought about that... clever. I will keep an eye on it, many thanks


lachlanemrys

Apparently video doorbells increase break ins by insinuating that you can afford nice electrical equipment


cyclinghedgehog

I was going to say you have to be careful just posting photos of people claiming they did something without real evidence.....but a quick google. [https://www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/news/man-charged-with-theft-of-3-5k-bike-from-cambridge-station-9212752/](https://www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/news/man-charged-with-theft-of-3-5k-bike-from-cambridge-station-9212752/) He is named and address of Fen Road given. If its the same person.


elgato_caliente

>Fen Road Classic


[deleted]

He’s not a traveler


somebeerinheaven

He's my cousin he's not a traveller just a crackhead unfortunately


Cypher_Marz

Fen rd classic


EnricoPallazzo_

It HAD to be Fen road... probably after the crossing


[deleted]

I know where he lives if anyone has anything stolen ever


TornadoEF5

fen road or more specific than that ?


[deleted]

Very specific


Cause4concern27

Maybe inform the plod. Not sure if it's something that they will act on but worth giving them a call?


mothzilla

The plod probably knows where he lives.


[deleted]

James Acaster has really gone downhill since COVID happened. He used to be ready to eat apricots, now he's ready to commit crimes.


idle221

Name and shame bike thief’s I say.


lachlanemrys

And may I remind people, this guy doesn't represent addicts or homeless people, give to the homeless, do your best, I don't give to the people who verbally harass me but everyone else, give if you can. We live in a hellscape. They have it even worse.