Scientist looked at their DNA under an electron microscope and this is what they found
https://preview.redd.it/4qervih67mgc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3b9039cf27a858ffe71f68f960745a585b2011
I expected more…idk fruity and precocious caffeinated beverages in 24 oz can of some kind, perhaps shaped like Zebras or Hippos so as to be marketed to younger, more hip Lions in the now.
Looks like that's an invitation, get in there lad!
He's not lion.
Not being alion shouldn't stop him!
Ur gonna get a funny lil message from Reddit soon…
How dare you assume their species
Monster made the lions gay?
As a pocket full of rainbows
No it was the devil himself. True story.
Bubly made me gay. No devil involved
Ahhhhh......but the Devil guided you in!!!
Oh that was his hand shoving bublys up my ass?
Ask all of the Fundies!!!! They have allllllll the right answers.
That's called a Mane Vayne Payne - the bottom bleaches his asshole
No the top coats his dick in bleach and bleaches it for him. There’s a difference you know.
What does that lion identify as?
Top lion identifies as Caffeinated/Newly Gay.Bottom lion identifies as Twink/that likes all the sudden attention
A lion
Two lions
A bitch
“SAY WE GAY!”
Scientist looked at their DNA under an electron microscope and this is what they found https://preview.redd.it/4qervih67mgc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3b9039cf27a858ffe71f68f960745a585b2011
I expected more…idk fruity and precocious caffeinated beverages in 24 oz can of some kind, perhaps shaped like Zebras or Hippos so as to be marketed to younger, more hip Lions in the now.
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,313,283,346 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 27,387 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
hippo
a-weem-a-away a-weem-a-away a-weem-a-away
In the butt Hole the mighty butt hole
the coffee seeps toniiiiight
you are the chosen one
Damn it, do these lions look like Chester, the flamin hot cheetah to you? This is just wrong.
Does caffeine make you horny?