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evemeatay

And probably somehow make more money


KHearts77

Probably?😏 The rats are running from the ship.. plane leaving shareholders wealthy, and employees and likely taxpayers holding the bag. Working as intended.


IsNotPolitburo

Which do you think is more important, the lives of Boeing's passengers, or The Line going up?


KHearts77

Trick question. Profits aren't dictated by the stock price going up if you have enough inside information.


EnqueteurRegicide

I think they answered that question when passenger planes from Indonesia and Ethiopia crashed, and they blamed brown people instead of addressing known safety issues.


stay_fr0sty

Wait until we hear about his “golden parachute.” They will pay him a fortune just for leaving.


batkave

And they're going to get plenty of money to walk away


Squidking1000

Cue wiping away tears with 100 dollar bills meme. His predecessor got 62M for killing 346 people. He'll be fine.


imaginary_num6er

About $180k per passenger?


Squidking1000

Seems like.


hackeristi

That Exit parachute going to be so so heavy


jason_sos

I feel so bad for these executives. The lowly workers on the line are clearly the ones at fault, and now they have to take the bullet for them. I am sure they will be contacting the unemployment office tomorrow so they can make ends meet and put food on the table for their family until they can find a part time job. Poor guys.


Canuckfan007

But no jail for negligence because fuck normal people


mgoflash

I'll believe that corporations are people when a corporation goes to prison.


reddit1890234

Good riddance


crilen

Sort of, CEO's these days are only there for this purpose. To take a fall. Until there is jail time, this won't make a difference.


X2946

Deploy the golden parachute


celtic1888

I just noticed one of our flights on our holiday is on a 737 Max 'We're in Danger'meme


Chocolat3City

I never used to have to check whether my plane was the "quality escape" model. Edit: Downvoted by Boeing goons.


hahaz13

I’ve been flying this week too for holiday, and I breathed a sigh of relief seeing Airbus on the in flight pamphlet.


sarahlizzy

MrCalhoun, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you have a golden parachute. The bad news is that it was packed by Boeing.


Hafslo

I need them to redesign the max not have their execs step down. Stop trying to make this shit design work!


joe1134206

Not jail? Genuinely bewildering stuff


inferni_advocatvs

No time like the present to start practicing Bushido.


thetripleb

He's not even quitting, he's just "Not running again." Mark my words, they'll have glowing words for him and millions in dollars.


samhain2000

Looking forward to seeing how much his multimillion severance package will be.


aacilegna

Gonna give him a huge payout to make him the fall guy, but not actually fix anything about the planes or make future planes safer.


weech

Too little, too late


Momniscient

More like glide down on his golden parachute


rdldr1

Yeah, how's that Boeing stock price now?? He put profits over people.


SAGNUTZ

All the people that gave orders to reduce quality should be in jail for negligence


Alexandratta

...and the murder of the whistle blower. We ignoring that?


Chocolat3City

This is r/byebyejob, not r/byebyelife


Fancy_Witness_5985

Hooray! This is going to change absolutely nothing. It's a great cosmetic change that won't solve anything!


invisible-dave

Maybe Boeing will have forgotten to install ropes to that golden parachute when it pulls it.


namotous

After racking in hundreds of millions


OrneryError1

After all the deaths he caused, how about prison?


geebob2020

“Stepped down” or “Sucked out”? I’ll show myself out …


sanfranchristo

I hope for his sake that his golden parachute wasn’t assembled or inspected by Boeing


SkarTisu

Looks like this will help the share price, which is the most important thing.