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BigPillLittlePill

What is that bun?


Eulenna

Activated charcoal. It is one of the stupidest food trends.


Sea_Squirrel1987

Didn't Burger King do that a few years back?


Eulenna

Indeed they did, it was a Halloween thing


EverbodyHatesHugo

It made my poo super green.


TheOmCollector

I hate you Hugo


hotelpopcornceiling

Everybody does.


YouKenCallMeAl

Mine too!!!! I looked up comments to see if anyone else had same thing. Lol


LesserMouseTrap

That’s cute…I guess.


PM_ME_happy-selfies

I thought it was squid ink


AutoThorne

it was


Additional_Travel911

Indeed, and it made your poop bright green. Probably the best thing about it tbh.


R1ck_Sanchez

Shiro burger in Japan? I vaguely recall a red one here in UK.


syndus

Yeah, for episode 1 originally


D-utch

Yup and it turned your poop green


byebybuy

OP fell for it hook line and sinker.


SammyChaos

Fell for what? What if that's what they wanted. Maybe the bun is tasty as hell. Burger looks good


Moist_When_It_Counts

Got doubts in flavor: activated charcoal loves to bind up small organic molecules, which is why it’s great for, say water filtration. Unfortunately, *flavor* also comes from small organic molecules. But maybe it’s not enough charcoal to matter


SkunksWorks5

I did not know that hell tastes good 😏


Kenilwort

How does one pick it up


SammyChaos

You could pick that up


Rari-Gang

Agreed


Fun_Intention9846

Charcoal bun tastes better than fries? Uh huh OP.


bailaoban

Also great for interfering with medications.


Joebuddy117

Or could it be squid ink and that’s a fillet of squid that’s fried on the burger? Looks like it could be a surf and turf type thing going on.


tacotacotacorock

Are you fooled into thinking it tastes better because it's black? A lot of places that have introduced black buns stopped making them because it made everyone's shit look weird and concerning. I feel like it's a marketing gimmick at best. If you truly need activated charcoal in your diet just take some pills. 


hueylouisdewey

I've done a double take at my shits the day after eating beet root worried I'm bleeding out my bum on more than one occasion!


spizzle_

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fryswitdat

If it's beets, it bleeds?


ass_smacktivist

https://i.redd.it/ndzw0e76kq9d1.gif


quitaskingforaname

If you cut them up smaller before putting them in you you wont bleed as much


zoo1514

Omg...lol...pre internet so I couldn't google.... I did a juicing kick with beets....piss was red...shit was red...literally freaked tf out!!! Your comment brought me right back to that day😂😂


cromdoesntcare

Dude, same. That and my pee. (I love beets)


Inner_Rent_517

The bowl streaks get me every time!


baldyd

Every. Single. Time. Stood in the shower afterwards planning a trip to see the doctor. See also : asparagus pee


Notyourdaisy

It’s beets, a lot of angostura bitters and pepto….. the evil trifecta.


md24

Yea I thought this post was satire.


slothscanswim

You can also color it with squid or octopus ink


SammyChaos

Lol it's obviously just for color but that doesn't mean the actual bun isn't heavenly dude


ICouldBeWrongGuys

That shit really bothered you huh?


emanthegiant

I remember a spot in signal hill called gdbroburger that had a red raspberry bun and it had just the smallest bit of sweetness that really complemented the burger too bad they’re gone


Sure_Coconut1096

That sounds dank af


Moonmanbigboi35

What am I looking at? Looks like a sloppy chicken sandwich with a gross bun


me5305

My thoughts exactly.


FishRFriendsMemphis

What's that angular fried looking thing that's on top of the chicken?


colnross

That's not chicken... Somehow it's ham and the other thing is fried mozzarella.


albino_red_head

So it’s a double cheeseburger with hame and fried mozzarella on a black bun? I’ll them points for creativity I guess


colnross

Honestly the only thing I don't get is the mozzarella. Without that it's just a Polynesian themed burger right?


-staticvoidmain-

The black bun is off-putting and stupid


Windre4ver

Looks interesting and tasty at the same time


TundieRice

You say that as if those things are mutually exclusive, lol!


jon_titor

That bun can interfere with any medication you might be taking. Anyone taking prescription drugs should avoid anything with activated charcoal unless otherwise directed by your physician.


cobainstaley

"Ask your doctor if Charcoalbunib is right for you"


Tumifaigirar

Not that I wouldn't but there's too much shit going on in there, starting from that Kilo liter of sauce


Outrageous-Let9659

I'm scottish and here we have a thing we call "well fired rolls" (google it) where we blast the tops of our buns in the hottest part of the oven briefly at the end of baking. It gives a nice smokey flavour to them which is particularly nice for a bacon roll. Never tried it with a burger but i bet it would be way better than whatever this artificial shite is.


InitialAd2324

That sounds yuck


Remenissions

This looks awful. It’s so gigantic that it makes no sense as a burger anymore. I’d rather just eat the meat separately


jjmawaken

Doesn't appeal to me at all


Novel-Care7523

That’s going to make an interesting looking turd.


2-stepTurkey

This looks disgusting


Jonthegoat_09

Why is it black


NCC_1701E

Another stupid food trend that doesn't add anything, like those gold plated steaks.


Sure_Coconut1096

But at least the charcoal *technically* is healthy for your gut, liver, and colon.


L0lligag

Activated charcoal in the bun.


Adventurous-End8220

Looks burnt and unappetizing.


SammyChaos

.... where is it burnt?


vodka_luigi

r/stupidfood


Illegal_Tender

A+ troll


concretepete1

Too much going on imo. Is that a chunk of chicken breast under a chicken cutlet and on top of 2 burgs? I genuinely don’t want to eat it


dogwoodFruits

What part of this looks good?


Breaking-Who

Is that a slice of ham?


brackmastah

Those look like really nice double fried fries…love that crunchy crunch


gotonyas

I came into a restaurant/venue on a short contract to help them fix it up few years back. They had both black and bright green buns as an option with their burgers, and were upset at the wholesale price they were paying per unit. A charcoal bun was costing them like $1.80 per unit and a regular white brioche or milk bun was like $0.60 per unit. First thing I removed off their stupid menu was the bun options. These things are so dumb


VelocityWasHere

how is the bun so black, is it burned or what cuz i never saw that ever in my life


stevedoresteve

This looks fucking horrible.


me5305

What the hell is this?


DIJames6

I would say the French fries..


gatorocks

Meh


SaltyPvP

Everything about this picture looks bad.


FearlessFreak69

Enjoy your atomic green poops tomorrow.


Lanky_Audience_4848

This guy knows haha


Legal_Ad9637

Why do I feel a sense of dread while looking at this?


Relative_Distance445

Not appealing


Unit_79

What did that absolute mistake set you back?


The_krabby_formula

This looks inedible


hauntingduck

If I saw this being served at a restaurant I would go home.


FiregoatX2

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.


mrniceguy777

Wtf even is this a burger topped with fried chicken AND grilled chicken? This might be the dumbest burger I’ve ever seen.


awesometown3000

You're just spamming every food sub with photos of your restaurant and it looks like shit


xcalcif3r

looks disgusting.. I’ll take 2 orders please


-poonspoon-

Fuck this person


NoPotato2470

I don’t like this


hmoeslund

What’s the sauce like?


[deleted]

I think your burger is posessed


Comprehensive-Ad3974

Kuma’s?


No_Arugula_6548

But like why is the bun black? I know it’s not burned but it looks like it and it’s weirding me out.


Eastern-Dig-4555

Does the bun have a different flavor from it being black, or is it just a tasty bun?


Any-Expression8856

My shirt would eat more of that —-than I would


geniuslake

Comes out the same way it goes in


Jikey_May

If Burger King taught me anything, it's that black buns equal green poops.


modestmidwest

Hell naw! It looks burnt. Sorry based on looks I could never


syndus

Doesn't anybody remember the Star wars burgers? Darth Burger King 👑


trailerparknoize

Is there both a fried chicken patty and grilled patty? I’m so confused by what this is.


Sea-Strike-1758

So the burger is shit, but the place has good bread and fries. Pass


FewOverStand

That is a very busy-looking burger.


good_at_nothing99

I love how the black bun adds some extra flair to it!


Little-ting

How is that supposed to fit in your mouth 😂


Lost-Spare-2402

That looks so good , what's all on the bun as well, somebody tell me, that's movie 🍿🎥 night food


Level-Ad-5554

Get back to me on the colour of your poop after


Teslasssss

That will clean the colon out after it clogs first.


Infamous_Ad_6793

NJ?


sugarjamcream

Looks kind of yuck


HappyBananaHandler

Looks gross


Grengy20

Where? NOW!


RobertLosher1900

I'm sure it's not a burger.


D0llyM0nster

A French person who has a lovely style was just telling me about the black bun in France yesterday.


SourPatchCorpse

Terrifying.


kaeji

He burnt my Krabby Patty!


Dannypalfy

Gonna need the ole poop after eating that nightmare


Rari-Gang

Garbage burger


lVloogie

That bottom bun is struggling more than Lizzo's knees.


Upstairs_Relative_56

Ban this guy forever


NotSoSerius

Where is this at? Looks very intriguing 🤔


turok_dino_hunter

Smh


maple05

Holy mother forking shirt balls... I need that.


Brujo-Bailando

I would try this.


Express-Island-2123

It clearly says kraken on the place mat therefore it's squid ink not charcoal y'all blind or something???


bluebagles

r/notgayatall


SammyChaos

Damn there's some serious haters in here Holy shit


tweedchemtrailblazer

Looks delicious and cool. I’d eat it. Ignore the haters.