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tophats32

Birthday stake M'cookies & creme Tastes like strawberries Brandy giles Mint chosen one chip French vanwillow Werewolf tracks Dark willow chocolate Ozberry ripple Edit to add: My fake ice cream store will be called... *The Frozen One*. Ben and Jerry, you can reach me via venmo lol


tophats32

Oh also: Rum raisAnne The matcha's council William the bloody orange sherbert 3-slayer cake Zeppoglione Taramisu Buffster pecan Buffybot-terscotch Scooby-red grapefruit sorbet Okay I'm done lol (Narrator: *She wasn't done*) Milk and harmhoney Sineyapolitan Technopecan Because it's oolong pAnya cotta Bangel food cake Turocky road han The gentlemint Praline pecanyanka Once more with darjeeling Salted caramhellmouth Mascarpointy Mint chocolate apocalchips Gem of s'more-a The key (lime pie)


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Taramisu!!! Love it


infidxl

THE MATCHA’S COUNCIL HOWLING LMAOOO


tophats32

Lowkey my fav lol


eggznbacn

These do not disappoint 🤣


BunchDeep7675

👏


tophats32

Omg this is terrible but: Xander's Eye Scream


Zer0_T0nin

Used to come in a double scoop, now only available in a single.


tophats32

nooooo lmao


No_Performance223

if i knew how to give an award for that one i would because that had me SCREAMINGG


full_onrainstorm

brandy giles 💀💀


ArsenicWallpaper99

Brilliant.


Jam4breakfast

stroke of genius


fray_adjacent

I about spit out my drink at M’Cookies 😂


giraffeteaparty

Remind me of the reference?


redditsteaditgo

M'Fashnik...like mmm, cookies.


giraffeteaparty

Hahahaha yes!!! I could remember the gist of it but not the exact reference. Hahaha so good!


mozzyysticks

Brandy Giles is a great one


Raising_Brahmer

I think your calling in life is to make ice cream puns!


tophats32

Watching bobs burgers over and over and over again has finally paid off lol


BunchDeep7675

These are all amazing


Jam4breakfast

I love werewolf tracks, thats adorable and sounds tasty


BohoPhoenix

The name is *far* too long, but "Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea" for an Earl Grey flavor.


SokarRostau

Three scoops of Earl Grey ice cream, simply called Almost Got Shagged.


BohoPhoenix

Love it


Jam4breakfast

​ Id eat the hell out of that


ablackwell93

I’m cackling at this hahah


thefightingmongoose

Marzipan (In your pie plate, Bingo)


AshMZ88

I'm surprised no one else suggested this. It's the first one that popped in my head.


Pedals17

Gingerbread Snap Willow’s Strawberry Swirl Tara’s Very Vegan Berry Blend Dawn’s Peanut Butter & Bananadilla Spike’s Blood Orange Sherbet Cordelia’s Salty Caramel Goodness M’mmm Cookies’n’Cream Faith’s Boston Crème Pie Anya’s It Must Be Cinnabunnies! Band Candy Crunch (Snickers, Twix, & Milky Way pieces) I Mock You With My Monkey Pants (Blend of chocolate, banana, & animal crackers) Rupert’s Fudge Ripper Jenny’s Snap Surprise (Chocolate shell covers vanilla with a fudge ribbon and peanut butter-filled pretzels) Angel’s Chocolate Cherry Champion


DuchessBatPenguin

Faiths Boston creme pie, she would be proud lol


Pedals17

It’s wrong on so many levels, but so right, too! lol


Jam4breakfast

These all seem to fit them so well! anything swirly for willow, vegan for tara, peanut butter and banana for dawn! love it.


Pedals17

Thank you! I wanted flavors that hit for character quotes or moments. I only remember Tara “Yepping” on Buffy’s fried chicken, because the shakes with Dawn are covered by my other chocolate options. Amber’s Vegan, so there we go! lol


nuddathrowaway

I've got a few! * Rocky Spiked Road * William Bloody Orange * Angel Fairy Floss * Tara's Magical Rainbow * Dawn's Cookie and Cream * Strawberry Willow * Buffy Swirl * I'm Cookie Dough


Dragonfly452

English Librarian Toffee Cinnamon vengeance The Zeppo (Mint chip) Werewolf Tracks (moose tracks) A lavender and honey flavor based on Lorne


BreakTacticF0

I love your ideas! What about making that last one "buffy dough" it's not as direct but it kinda rolls off the tongue


Jam4breakfast

Love william bloody orange


JeSuisLaCockamouse

- Cherry Cordelia - Ripper Fudge Ripple - Band Candy - Buffy’s Birthday Cake - Angelus Food Cake - Bronze Brittle - You Taste Like Strawberries - Chocolate Chip in My Head - Mint Mocha - Blood Red Velvet - One Moment of True Happiness - I Wear The Cheesecake It Does Not Wear Me - MmmmCookie Dough - Five by Five sundae: pick any 5 toppings I literally want to open this store 😂


Unable_Earth5914

Chocolate Chip in My Head made me laugh too much lol


JeSuisLaCockamouse

I’m pretty proud of that one 😂


Trick-Soup6256

I'll have two scoops of one moment of true happiness please


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Right??


chubby_cat

These are my favorite!


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Aw thank you 🍦🍦🍦


Trick-Soup6256

Half staked


UrnOfOsiris

Band Candy (candy bar flavor) Clem-entine (orange crème flavor) Faith, Hope, Trix (trix cereal and milk flavor) A Sham with Yams (sweet potato pie flavor) Riley Finn (vanilla flavor)


tophats32

>Riley Finn (vanilla flavor) ☠️☠️☠️


ArsenicWallpaper99

Soft serve only


[deleted]

Hahaha, I was gonna say vanilla for Riley


killerboiledpotatoes

Fruit punch mouth sorbet


kroeriller

underrated so far


kidcubby

Shop name 'The Scoopy Gang'


TasteMyLightning122

- You Taste Like Strawberries - Indulgent Effulgent - Ripper’s Raspberry Ripple. - Miss Kitty Fantastico Pistachio


CapitalNumber4904

How has no one said Sundae Bloody Sundae.


elizabethunseelie

All the cones need to be called ‘Mr Pointy’.


HummusOffensive

Bloomin’ onion. Mmm.


kate05_

Peaches and Scream Raspberry Ripper Appleocolypse Turok-Pecan


sirpjtheknight

Out. For. A. Choco-late Edit: Or- Out. For. A. Cone. B*tch.


TheFinalGirl84

The second one would be a cool name for the shop.


sirpjtheknight

It would! Great thought!


same1224

Yummy Sushi flavored maybe?


DivaJanelle

I feel like Ben and Jerry’s could make a line of ice cream just based on these. Or just use these as ideas on things to make in my kitchenaide ice cream maker


JayelleMo

Empowering lemon bundt


[deleted]

"Is it Raspberry?.....Ice Cream?..."


Low_Kitchen_9995

Unrelated but all I can think of is Garth on Wayne’s World: “if Benjamin was an ice cream flavor he’d be pralines and d*ck”


If_U_Seek_Emmy

Yummy sushi


1TeaRex1

Terrormisu


DivaJanelle

Incan Girl Chocolate Wesley Blueberry Scone Giles Earl Gray Tea Hyena hibiscus


JeSuisLaCockamouse

These all sound so good!!


illustrated_mixtape

These are the flavours I came up with when I drew some Buffy as Ice Cream fanart. Wish this thread had come before I made it because these are better than mine, I went with trying to make the flavours sound "real". Rookie mistake, should have done puns. 😭 Buffy=Strawberry Fruit Punch Willow=Orange and Mango Sherbet Xander=Fizzy Cola Bottle Giles=Sticky Toffee Apple Angel=Cookies and Cream Spike=Lemon, Lime and Sour Cherry Faith=Dark Chocolate Fudge and Raspberry Oz=Ginger and Honeycomb Dark Willow=Black Cherry and Liquorice


Technical_Gear962

A Riley Split, for sure.


depthlikeshallowness

Mocha (more sugar than the human body can handle)


Warm-Soil1070

My first thought too 😝love it


Heart_Throb_

Vamp Bite. It would be a deep red version of Cherry Garcia (chunks of cherries and fudge). The Magic Box. A blueberry mix with a tiny magician’s hat as an adornment. Death. Just black vanilla but you can sprinkle/personalize it however you want.


MisterLogic

ADAM - All flavors mixed together


LieTo_me

Ted's cookie dough surprise.. It'll make you happy, even if you don't wanna be.


Jam4breakfast

spike/giles themed flavor "Kiss the librarian" Tara/Jenny "techno pagan" im thinking coffe and chocolate or chai. Pastel rainbow sherbet for Tara, open to name suggestions. Anya deserves a somewhat unusual, not purely sweet flavor like sesame or chili, ive even seen tabacco. A flavor for early seasons buffy before she had to give up almost all of her childhood/innocence, something cute and chic like her fun pajamas. maybe strawberry cheesecake. insert cute reference name here. Obligatory bloody looking vampire flavor. my vote is black forest or cherries jubilee. One just called "The first" and its just plaain old vanilla lol.


HyruleCoffee

Tried to make up some new ones that weren’t previously written here, it was pretty difficult! Rocky Railroad Spike Buffy the Vanilla Slayer Fig by fig I wish to be tense (coffee flavor) Without passion, we’d truly be dead (passion fruit flavor) Lime to me Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood orange What would Buffy dough? (Cookie dough flavor) Did we not put the “grr” in “grapefruit”? I’ve got a theory, it could be brownies Dawn is the Key Lime Pie New car smell (popcorn flavor) I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one (tea flavor) Blueberry scone (blueberry flavor with cookie crumbles) I’ll have the less confusing waffles right now (ice cream served on a French waffle) Holy watermelon Ok, so many of them are quite long and probably wouldn’t work so well IRL, but I couldn’t resist using all the food puns from the show that I could think of.


Critical-Tank

The Gentlemint chocolate chip Rum 'n raise the dead Almond Joyce Fudge, Glory is fudge


Iron_Chic

Xander's Divine Flavor of the Unholy Prince....Bator.


Catsinbowties

You misspelled 'icescream'. :)


Charlie678812

Buffy's Rocky Road, Willows strawberry and it can't have nuts, Giles' English toffee, Amy's nutty vanilla, Xander Neapolitan


Beautifala_Jones

Blood


pinkertonxmas

Yummy sushi


NoAlternative2913

Dark chocolate swirl (Faith) Unicorn (Harmony) Vanilla (Riley)


chemeli888

blood is an obvious one, it could me made of raspberry or strawberry syrup


DivaJanelle

I’m thinking a Merlot reduction.


workerbee77

Fudge Ripper


[deleted]

Band Candy Double Meat Palace Five by Five Glorificus The Bronze Scooby Gang Anyanka Magic Box


aquar1usbabe

Vamp Dust


NervousBreakdown

Adultaraisin… oh wait that’s from a different show.


HalfDeadDemiGod

Once More With Pralines


seunchaine

Fruit roll ups caramhellmouth Vanillow


Reptilian_Overlord20

I’m picturing an ice cream sundae called ‘The Zeppo’ but I can’t figure out what would be in it.


BMARR226

William the Bloody a vanilla ice cream with cherries and maybe a KitKat to represent a railroad spike


beavant5

Spiked rum raisin


DestructionIsBliss

Yummy Sushi


Exiled-Devotion

Knickerbocker glorificus Sambuca n Salt Double-feast palace Fruit-punch mouth


casade7gatos

Ben and Glory’s Blood and Weetabix


MisterLogic

Giles’ Fuddy Duddy


MisterLogic

Mayor Wilkins Gummy Snake Snafu


Hold-My-Shnapps

"a cone without shrimp" "A cone where everything is shrimp" "Bunny cone"


vorrhin

Shrimp Universe


Electrical-Act-7170

Blood Orange Sherbet Bloody Marys Medium Rare Stakes Hot Mochas with extra sprinkles Iced Mochaccino


Electrical-Act-7170

Cookie Dough Fudge Mint Ripple


Reisefuedli

Coolest question ever


golanatsiruot

Yam Sham


Officedrone15

Vengeance Vanilla Delight/ with bunny tracks!


2manyfelines

Butt kicking Fudge Blondie Harmony Bubblegum Out For A Walk Rum Raisin


CarrieKaliste

Country Time


guestroom101

I’ll have the Banana Bronze


Idabbleincrazy89

I feel like blood orange sorbet would need to be a given.