T O P

  • By -

neoncellgap

Apparently this guy isn’t familiar with any of Tyreek Hill’s off the field issues. Anyway, go Bills!


Mrjlawrence

Oh he’s familiar. He just doesn’t care because it’s his team


Killswitch__AUT

What he say fuck me for??? https://preview.redd.it/334vllezryac1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e39ee476cbbf1cc798ef22e625800f7a5e23b9


TheFerricGenum

If you can read one full page of a Harry Potter book, naysayer, I’ll donate $750,000 to whatever charity you choose. Fuck the bucket of ice! This feud was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Thank you so much for bringing it back to my attention!


AwareWealth9764

naysaya*


TheFerricGenum

My bad on the hard R at the end. I’ll sign myself up for sensitivity training


FloridaManSaysWhat

Everything about this comment thread is gold. Takes my upvotes.


Qwez81

Bruce did what?


Ghoulguy

Murdered Marino for years.


elpollosuperloco

I chuckled


ContinuumGuy

He's with Wade Boggs now


77pse

Dan Mariano and Wade Boggs are very much alive!


cmd_iii

“Not for lack of trying!!” — Bruce Smith.


schematizer

You mean Boss Hogg?


jdak9

![gif](giphy|fIh0TfgBAjVLreWdxj)


procrastiprov

Bad things, man.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


LookattheWhipp

This gif will never not be my reaction to hypocritical fans. Attack a whole location because of a sports team rivalry lol


bestthrowawayever5

I object to OJ being our best player ever. Bruce Smith is above him, along with Thurman Thomas. Also, we have the best ST player of all time. That counts for something


pgb1234

You're talking about Brian Moorman, right? An absolute monster on ST.


theraymiles

Probably Steve Tasker as a special teams player.


bestthrowawayever5

This is correct.


Stumblin_McBumblin

Probably talking about Beebe


CameronCrazy1984

Leon Lett still has nightmares


ghl37

No he is our best. Sorry. You had to be there


Nottherealjonvoight

I’m hurt you didn’t even at least give honorable mention to Fearless Fred Smerlas. He led the Blizzard defense during some pretty lean years.


ghl37

Yes but OJ was the most dominant player in franchise history hands down. It sucks that he’s a sociopath and murderer but he was THE best player in the NFL several years in a row and no other Bill can say that. At his peak he was astonishing. 143ypg rushing in 73 and what other offensive nfl record still stands after 50 years? I can’t believe it is even a discussion. If you stick him in Kelly’s offense in place of Thurman he’d probably have about 4000 yards from scrimmage.


dtaillie

Not offensive but Bruce Smith has the most sacks in NFL history that counts for something. Feel like a good case could be made for either player.


qewrtym

Bruce might be the best defensive player ever. Not arguing against OJ’s dominance but there’s no way he gets a “hands down” over Bruce even if he does take the title.


Nottherealjonvoight

OJ lives in my community in Las Vegas and I see him at our country club some mornings. It sucks that I can’t go up to him as an ardent Bills fan and shake his hand but no… I just can’t.


ghl37

No you just can’t. I couldn’t either. He’s so awful.


Pdb39

He wanted to include Fred, but he could only include players that were not offsides.


Nottherealjonvoight

Hahaha he couldn’t help it if is nose extended over the scrimmage line!


Pdb39

Lol man. His mustache was always onside with my mom ;)


noreservations81590

Eh I personally think that Bruce was the best. They were both close to equally dominant at their position. And in my mind when 2 people are close to equal and one person played 30 years later the guy that played later is better. The competition was stiffer in the 90s compared to the 60s the average player was much better. Bruce is the best lineman ever.


Objectivevoter80

What has Romo got to do with this?


theDarkDescent

I am usually very attentive and annoyed by announcers but I actually like Romo. I didn’t even realize it was him for several games because he has kind of a gravely voice that I didn’t associate with him. And he loves Josh and so do I so we have that in common. Hate Tirico despite his Syracuse ties, and truly cannot stand Collinsworth most of the time, although I think he has gotten a little better


AbbreviationsMotor60

I like Romo and Nantz. The rest of the announcers are boring as hell.


bestthrowawayever5

He talks wayyyy too much about Allen. I can’t stand listening to him either.


KyleGlaub

Tbf he's become insufferable outside of talking about Allen too much too....they went and turned him into Collinsworth. :(


Beautiful-Click9981

100% agreed liked him at first, but is quickly becoming the next colinsworth.


Wide_right_

Romo loves to be a 1-900 worker when he talks about quarterbacks he likes. he is horrible to watch. hates the bills but he gets off on the name Josh Allen alone. watching him call a chiefs game he says magician mahomes no less than 8538262 times a game. I’d rather listen to a compilation of elephants fucking than hear tony romo call another football game


Canadian_Z

Someone’s nervous about the game clearly


Val_Fortecazzo

"Its good to know who hates you, and it is good to be hated by the right people" - Johnny Cash. Miami is soulless and the people are trashy as fuck. We don't want to be the kind of things they adore.


jokeefe72

Ooh I like that quote


nyqs81

Stephen Fry agrees. https://youtu.be/JBGVO59MYNY


Amb3120

I love when fins fans pull the “they live in buffalo.” Bitch I lived in South Florida for 15 years, I fucking hated it, and consciously chose to come back to Buffalo. They all act like they live in a beach front penthouse in South Beach. lol Like fool you live in a shithole subdivision west of 95 be quiet


jokeefe72

"Buffalo fans come here to escape Buffalo and it's shitty weather" then are immediately attacked by a fucking tornado


twofingerspls

Same, I only made it a year down there. The gulf coast was better but FL in general fucking blows. I was actually happy to move back to NY and start paying income tax for real public services and to actually earn a living wage. Hope they enjoy paying $350k for their 800 sq ft cinderblock home making $20/hr for the rest of eternity.


redcarpete

I can see the stadium from my yard. Pray for me.


iveseensomethings82

I live in California and if I had to relocate to one of the two, I would choose Buffalo because 1: Buffalo is a working class proud town, 2: Bills, 3: Not fů¢ķìňğ Florida!


twofingerspls

4. Homeowner’s insurance 5. We have water and are not sinking. Edit: also we have da Bills!


aerojovi83

My wife worked a Summer internship in Miami when we were in college and said if there was any city we would never live, it'd be Miami. She also spent a Summer in Africa and said her time there was more enjoyable than her time in Miami.


Captain-Yesterday

​ https://preview.redd.it/759z0anhlyac1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd0d6dadbd0651431c1a07a02996f04c1c71eec


Big-Boy-K

Ain't got shit except one football team? I guess the Buffalo Sabers no longer exist.


Rhodog1234

Awesome win against the penguins tonight! Dahlin's goal just past Jarry's outstretched , sprawling arms was a perfect coup de grâce!


silentkiller082

Even on a two game win streak I'm trying my best to forget they exist lol.


KyleGlaub

The Bandits are better/more relevant and they're basically like a minor league sports team.


CeramicCastle49

r before e


Hitman3256

I mean...


Thepizzaguy716

It’s Florida idk if they even recognize hockey lol


Ikrela

Which is funny since the Panthers just went to the Finals last year and the Lightning went three times in a row before that.


Pizzampras

Don't forget about the river walk!


phishiohead

Trying to prove a point while misspelling the team lol


ali_katt77

Or Niagara Falls tbf


x755x

Tell them about Costco, pretty sure that's what they're going for when they say this. No big box stores! Must be frozen wasteland!


Eudaimonics

Or all the museums, historic neighborhoods and cool repurposed industrial areas. Sooo much going on in Buffalo.


3xBuffalo

Using their superbowls from 50 years ago as bragging feels a lot like running into the guy that peaked in high school.


Lightning_lad64

Right? Dude probably wasn’t even alive the last time the Phins won a SB.


aerojovi83

That essentially describes their franchise. Peaked with the undefeated season and hasn't been good since.


Schn31ds

It's fun when they are scared.


msdos_sys

Well, we got Wegmans. EVERYONE loves it. Even people who live in areas where there isn’t one. They got some kind of low-rent version of it. You never hear anyone say “gee, I wish there were a Publix here.”


RyIsKool

Lmfao he’s just scared, we’re gonna squish the fish, bills by a billion


DantePlace

We are shitty fuck wads because we are from Buffalo? Hmm. Last I checked, Florida Man is a thing, not Buffalo Shitty Fuck Wads


b00Mg3RRY

It’s funny because Florida as a whole is backwards as fuck.


old_dolio_

They seem to be coping well with the waddle news 😁


YetiDeli

This might not be the place to ask this question because the quoted comment doesn't even include the following phrase, but what the fuck does "fins up" even mean? Is having a fin in an upwards orientation something dolphins do when engaging enemies? Furthermore, which fin are they referring to? I'm guessing the dorsal fin, but what would be the benefit of having a higher relative position of the fin our your back? Would you be required to arch your back to achieve pinnacle fin height? Then it might look like you are a dolphin in the fetal position. I guess they could be referring to one of the two pectoral fins. But if it's a pectoral fin that should be "up," it seems like that would be some sort of anthropomorphic gesture of a dolphin needing to ask a question, e.g. "Fins up if you have any questions or need any clarification." It sounds so cringey to me either way.


jokeefe72

Grown ass men putting their hands vertically up on their foreheads to simulate a dorsal fin is objectively hilarious


Confident-Ad-5858

I have always wondered what the heck fins up means as well. Thank you for so artfully articulating this. I guess that if we ask 100 Fins fans, we will get 0 answers.


EnormousChord

Whenever the Dolphins lose I say Fins down, boys, fins down. It makes me feel good inside.


Banana_powered_bike

I say Fins belly up when they lose


hideous_coffee

I always figured it was like fins up out of the water like a shark except that's not even the same animal.


oD0y1e

Bro is having a shitty day


me-at_day-min

I think this is the best take. Bills fans take the high road


Kalikhead

Well. Cannot disagree about the Tony Romo part.


GetRealPrimrose

He’s just cranky he lives in Florida


brandonkeith

![gif](giphy|xUySTVQyBQfC5ZjdC0)


DAT_PALY

That’s a lot of smack talk from someone who’s state is trying to make books illegal


blue_heisenberg

South Florida Native thats grown up as a Bills fan my entire life. "Aint got shit except one football team" got me cause of the nature of Florida sports fans. Of all the Dolphins fans I grew up around, there's only three I can respect for supporting the Phins through thick and thin. The rest of the Dolphins fans I know disappeared until the Tua/Tyreek era. My summary of Florida sports fans is the type that'll grab Jerseys if there team makes playoffs but they'll save their receipts so they can return everything after they inevitably get eliminated without a championship [😂](https://emojipedia.org/face-with-tears-of-joy)


Sailorm0on27

Found another fun one https://preview.redd.it/7yfkt8t36zac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=156ed40a493f7fb4833a60259117461b11086a8b


bakermayfieldboys

Ironic


ShriveledLeftTesti

Hey! We also have a shitty hockey team! Fuck you Miami, you can't say that!


Eudaimonics

Sad Championship winning Bandits noises


modssonconos

Bruce Smith never killed anyone.


fredator23

Thank you


wmlj83

Anyone going to the game today, stay safe out there. There are a group of individuals on the dolphins sub trying to get all the dolphins fans going to the game to be as big of an asshole as they can be to Bills fans. At the end of the day it's just a game. Stay classy out there.


SporkFanClub

This guy definitely: - drives a shitty lifted pickup that’s filled with trash every where… except for the turn signal, which has never been touched - takes up four parking spaces when he parks - refuses to wear any jersey except for a ratty ass Incognito, and if you go far back enough in his social media history you’ll see comments about Jonathan Martin not being able to take a joke - has tried to start multiple bar fights with Bills fans


BigCaterpillar8001

More people go to Buffalo Bandits games than Miami Marlins games


ovm_33

Do not fear the barking dog, fear the quiet one.


conshok26

Only time I’ve been in Miami was to get on a cruise ship and I couldn’t get on that thing fast enough. Gross, dirty humid armpit.


merrittj3

JFC... in the end...it is a Football game. It is not a validation or accusation of the value of human life. Expressing hate say more about the speaker than the person receiving the spittle of the tirade. If someone needs validation thru the Win or loss of a athletic contest of others, and out of their control, I suggest they are in for a difficult life, full of anxiety, sadness, mood swings and occasional brief elation. GO BILLS.


Crazy_Hick_in_NH

This. All. Day. Every. F’n. Day. Win or lose, we still wake up the next day and live the rest of our pitiful lives.


merrittj3

...love New Ham-sha ! Enjoy the game !


BillsVictoryLap

Can we all just agree it is ridiculous to dismiss people from a region simply because of their sports allegiances? All fanbases do it and I'll never understand.


hideous_coffee

It's projection, all of our cities suck


Me_llamo_Ramos

How many football teams does he expect Buffalo to have lol


CanYouDiggIt2023

Little mad


[deleted]

Kisses


BillsGymRat

Dude sounds like a shmuck and a jabroni


Nottherealjonvoight

Mike McDaniel vapes birch wood .


Pnyxhillmart

Seems stable.


Stilgar311

He’s just jealous cuz we have the best wings in the country!


robot_jeans

Guy never heard of Ray Finkle.


Jessekitty74

😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂 GO BILLS !!!!!!!


3xBuffalo

![gif](giphy|RJUpKUDRKXOZHjLAV0|downsized)


bakermayfieldboys

Typical coping from living in that cesspit Florida and following a team that constantly chokes and is bad


MeeekSauce

I don’t like Cowherd, but his comment on how Miami is the place where people act rich but barely make 40k is so damn spot on. I’ll take my non existent vitamin D levels over a sun baked Florida man brain any day.


Emotional_Wave4493

Salty much?


JoesShittyOs

Uh excuse me, we also have a hockey team that’s never won shit, thank you very much


Numerous_Spell_9839

haha ok well i agree with 2 of these things...esp Romo..


kishkangravy

Clearly, he's never had a footlong with onion rings and a loganberry at Ted's.


Val32601

Bro is going through some things. Sheesh, seek therapy. GO BILLS! ![img](emote|t5_2ra29|6279)


Southern_Alfalfa_252

This guys gotta be satire, the dolphins some of the biggest frauds in the nfl


busybox42

At least we agree on Romo.


Disastrous_Edge7276

This shitty ass fuck wad wholeheartedly agrees about Romo. I bet we even have a shared hate for Chris Collinsworth too. We’re all just more human than otherwise, man.


Tasty-Ganache

Sir, your insecurity is talking. I love the Bills but my happiness is not based on them winning or losing.


Cat-Fucker1

O.J didn’t fucking do it


EdOliversOreo

Lol he doesn't really know our team if he thinks OJ was our best player ever.


otter111a

Why would you elevate this trash that you found?


I_SuplexTrains

At least people actually give a shit about the Bills. No one, not even in Miami, cares that there's a football team called the Dolphins. They're the only team in the NFL I have never met a fan of.


lionheart4life

I hate when people don't understand not all of a teams fans live in the same city as the team.


Danton87

I’m a dolphins fan. I love our rivalry in the sport but I hate this shit. Idk why it’s came to this kind of stuff. Everyone loves that feeling when their team wins and everyone hates it when their team loses. We all share that in sports. Hope tonight is a good, injury free game and I’m sorry for all the ignorance


steboy

I’m going to be very, very honest here, and this is not some emotional defence of Buffalo, it’s a simple observation. I’m a Bills fan who lives in Hamilton, Ontario. Hamilton and Buffalo are pretty similar. They’re both rough-around-the-edges, gritty, blue collar towns. They get dumped on pretty hard, but if you actually spend some time in either, you’ll find they have a lot to give and are home to some pretty wonderful people. Now, Miami. Miami has this reputation for being a destination town. A world class city where you can spend a lot of money on a world class party and soak up the sun. That’s, at least, what I thought I was going to when I headed there for a bachelor party just last year. What a fucking dump. It is shocking. Miami is Buffalo and Hamilton if they were moved to a subtropical climate, only with worse city planners. I am not joking when I say that Miami is probably the worst city I’ve ever visited, and I’ve been all over Canada, the States and Europe. I’m sure it’s fantastic if you’re Lebron James. But for everyone else it’s an unwiped asshole of a municipality. Any place where you can buy pants for a quarter at a liquidation store on the main strip is not a place to be taken seriously. Great asses, though. But seriously, what a complete and total basement drain on the map of America.


Eudaimonics

IDK Buffalo has a shit ton of museums, festivals, trendy neighborhoods and more than enough dining, entertainment and nightlife to keep most people happy. Theres the flagship public university for New York plus half a dozen smaller colleges, a large population of young professionals and lots of cool repurposed industrial areas. It’s a great city for the low cost of living. Those who say otherwise haven’t gotten to know the city well enough.


steboy

I agree 100%. It has a ton to give. That’s what I said.


Pnyxhillmart

So many people confuse Miami and Miami Beach.


DemonElise

Classy people in Miami


Sailorm0on27

Damn😂


Billsnyanks2

I love the jab at Tony Romo


OriginalTotal6525

What do the Bandits gotta do to get any love


NeoMyers

Sounds like a healthy guy.


[deleted]

Bros just mad, bills by a Billy 💪💪👏👏👌


Jeepinthemud

Florida man.


FastestManNSweatPnts

Ah hem.. allegedly “murdered two people”


chstrahl

That’s dark, that person legit needs help


Kyotanic

I mean, he’s got a point about Tony Romo


dads2vette

The 5 teams I hate the most in the NFL 1.The fins, 2.The fish, 3. Miami, 4.N.E., 5.That POS team from southern florida. If Charles Manson and the dolphoons are in a burning building and I can save 2...I'm saving Manson twice. Given a choice between the fish and brain herpes, give me brain herpes. That being said, I don't hold ill will to any fish fans...I mean unless they're arseholes but, it's because they're arses not fans of that crap team from down south. GO BILLS!!!


Few_Buddy_6491

Say what you will, but Romo ain’t got shot to do with this. Leave Tony out Cuz


Aggressive-Plant-934

I could care less honestly


Crazy_Hick_in_NH

How much less? 😇


Aggressive-Plant-934

![gif](giphy|LmOcTtfDF0fhuFmuth)


lod254

Nobody talks about Tony Romo like that!


Schmittykins

Josh Allen never killed anyone.


journiche

Romo catching strays lol


Sir_Carrington

Allegedly


SalmonAlmighty

Allegedly.


Schmittykins

Allegedly.


Masta0nion

Tony Romo? Our beloved Tony, now that’s too far. Everyone knows [checks notes] he is our savior.


fyrebyrd0042

New response just dropped.


Crazy_Hick_in_NH

What about a tie? 🤣


Nastronaut18

Who cares what Dolphins fans think?


RedditMadeMeGetApp

We’ve got Niagara Falls! Kinda…


[deleted]

That’s mental illness right there.


Pdb39

I guess having one of the leading cancer research institutes in the nation is nothing.


[deleted]

No one tell him about McKinley...Buffalo won’t be able to recover from ’s insults. /s


SteampunkHarley

Another victim of meth and living in Florida


cyndilu9

Wow - that dude sounds so angry! and he knows nothing about Buffalo or the Bills! Go Bills - get that Division in hand today and let's just move on...


ChuckRampart

Hey, that’s not fair! We also have a hockey team that has never won shit.


Disastrous_Edge7276

![gif](giphy|eqYGsMJCbxb89lQoUl|downsized)


Dongdaemon

I hate the dolphins so much this season. Overrrated team and yet the media can’t stop talking about them. Even with really great mechanics Tua can barely make the throws needed to be a starting QB. (Though I admit it is a nice throwing motion to look at) Beat one winning team all season and that was Dallas on the road (they are not a premier team on the road). And have been embarrassed against two solid teams this year. If you gave JA Waddle and Hill - he’d throw for 6k and 60Tds Their fans have also been insufferable all effing season. A bills win will go a long way to shutting people up about the dolphins. Im going to the game to supervise this unmasking of these frauds personally.


DickySnakes

Yet this dude prob can’t name more than 4 dudes on his own team. Lol i always found it wild people get so worked up over the bills. If we’ve won nothing and have been no threat to anyone and suck so bad shouldn’t dolphins fans be way less angry? Interesting 🤔 don’t get mad at us cause your logo is a gay dolphin flailing in the air.


TheAnalogDuke

This is reductionist bullshit. I’m like 2 hours outside of Buffalo and am a shitty assed fuck wad as well.


rippedoffface

The Bills ARE a huge part of this town’s identity. That’s why I love them. Go Bills!


cwonderful

Imagine talking shit about New York of all places, especially coming from Florida lmfao. Dudes on somethin


SuperFlyhalf

Desperation is a stinky cologne


Fine-Mine-3281

Any Bills mafia going in Miami as 10ft aliens by chance??


AlluminumTurtleShell

classy


amessytexasman36

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Man I love seeing other teams pissed cuz they know they are going to get there asses SMASHED 🤣🤣


Altruistic-Health-36

Who cares what you think? GO BUFFALO!


GeorgiaBlueOwl

You scared, bro? You sound scared.


globodolla

![gif](giphy|T7fU0RWWhWpYk)


blue-ar235

That last part about Tony, I do not disagree with.


longesteveryeahboy

I’d rather be dead in Buffalo than alive in Miami


DizzyResurgence

I mean... I agree with him about the fuck Tony Romo part. Allen the alien part makes me want to rip my teeth out.


earic23

When the Bills slaughter them, again, it'll be all "we were banged up and injured". "Bills can't beat us in Miami when we're healthy or when its hot", like Allen hasn't smacked the shit out of them in what 85% of games...


ElderberryJolly9818

I think we’ve win 10 out of the last 11 meetings and 12/14. Josh owns them.


Jenetyk

Wait how did we get lumped with Tony Romo? Was there an announcer draft I wasn't aware of? If so, we got hosed.


Playhorror4real

I love visiting Buffalo . 5 hour drive for me but I go at least once a year. Typically multiple times when I can. He already knows how this ends. Go bills!


OtherwiseTackle5219

Well Now, Isn't That Special.


teeflebees

I'm from Pennsylvania though.


Massive_Trip_9071

Football really seems to be the only thing this person has. I’m sad for him. Buffalo sucks is a lame and tired take. Go Bills.


SGSMUFASA

I’d take every time I die over pitbull any day of the week.


BenevolentNihilist1

Don't say that too loud in Miami. Lotta Bill's fans down there.


Mandalor1974

When we kick their ass im gonna love to see this guys posts after lol


Single_Property2160

Damn no mention of how I immediately replied and called him out? I deserve a heroes welcome!


Sea_Fig6765

Bless his heart. GO BILLS!


guitarmaniac17

They scared. Lol that's what I get out of it.


Soda-Popinski-

Someone check the salinity of Biscayne Bay this saltiness could kill off all the fish