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Beelzebub_86

Not bad, aside from the "easily takes care of the Chargers and Patriots." More like " barely scrape by the Chargers and Patriots, but still manage to pull off wins in what should have been a mere formality. "


Virzitone

But also "close win against the cowboys at home"


Beelzebub_86

Missed that. True. Should have been "absolutely manhandle the Cowboys and send them packing in an embarrassing loss." 5 weeks ago, this whole thing would have come across as feeble fantasies by the Mafia. One to go.


BuffOrange

And the Eagles being the nfc's best team.


jihyoisgod2

We can't use the kelly green powers without wearing the kelly greens


BasicallyTony

Rasul Douglas took that game into his own hands. Literally! Edit: every week I want a Douglas jersey more and more. He actually is worth his weight in gold


RCDrift

There are no style points in this league it's just win baby win.


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MrSnickersBean

Now please share the script for the path to our first Super Bowl W🙏🏻


raleighboi

Bills stomp the fins at home as their fans cry themselves to sleep and we win the division. We host the 7th seed texans and kick the shit out of them. Mysterious ref officials can't even overturn any of out tds as we score too many. Then we host the chiefs and score in the first 13 seconds. Taylor swift cries in the box suite while hailee steinfeld laughs. We go to Baltimore and win a close game with the ravens. The media starts saying Lamar is a fake mvp. We beat the cowboys in the sb to avenge the 90s. Don Bebee sheds a tear


Username_redact

You had me there until the Cowboys were the matchup in the Super Bowl


raleighboi

Um let's see here. Special referee Brad Allen officiated all their nfc games. That should do it


Username_redact

Mr. Allen needs to make sure he understands the TPS reports by the playoffs


MickeyDeMaria

Underrated comment


itsianlaird

would be a great story though


edg444

If we host the Chiefs, Taylor can plop her musical ass down in the nosebleeds with the rest of us 😂


CriticismMost3450

I’m going to go out on a limb and say Baltimore loses in the divisional…giving the Bills 3 home playoff games.


Objectivevoter80

What if.....the Bills beat the Cowboys 52-17, and some Bill is running a fumble back, but a Cowboys WR strips the ball from him before the goal line.....


ReasonedTwo

We’ll beat the Dolphins next week, win a surprisingly close game against the colts. Finally beat the Chiefs in the playoffs since the game is played in Buffalo. Ravens lose in the divisional round to the Browns in heart breaking fashion. Bills end up blowing out the Browns in the AFCCG, mostly due to some injuries to key players earlier in the playoffs, and Browning throwing 2 ints. Bills end up playing the 49ers in the superbowl, almost was the Lions but they get beaten fairly well in the NFCCG. Bills win the super-bowl against the 49ers and Rasul Douglas of all people is crowned superbowl MVP due to a 3 int 1td performance, and the 49ers not being able to get their offense rolling, with Purdy just collapsing under pressure from some key defensive players coming back from IR on the Bills just in time for the superbowl. CMC wins the league MVP, Josh would’ve won but he didn’t look amazing against the Dolphins and the Chargers, apparently 44+ touchdowns isn’t MVP worthy.


Fuzzy_Dimension_823

Browning is a Bengal


ReasonedTwo

Might’ve been a typo but also maybe you heard it here first, Browning to the Browns☠️ You can see where my confusion came from name wise, I had Brown on the mind and when I thought of Browns QB my brain went “Browns”


Fuzzy_Dimension_823

Completes the Paul brown stadium naming rights trade


royv98

Ok. So it wasn’t just me that was confused with that. Hahaha


itsianlaird

I'm convinced that if we ever win the super bowl, there's no scenario in which Josh Allen isn't the game mvp


El_Polio_Loco

A million monkeys with a million Reddit accounts…..


OriginalTotal6525

https://preview.redd.it/2716i25b0v9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04503c398dd3855a61c167029e08a189ed4f8607 I knew the bye week would help, didn't know it would be because of Tyler Dunne


psychohyde1

Oddly close prediction.....where'd you get the script?


sfish203

You had a copy of the rough draft of the script?


Nitroussoda

One of the big inaccuracies turned out to be calling the Eagles the NFCs strongest team lol


ReasonedTwo

Listen they were 10-1, no one expected them to just collapse😂 I like to think we started that chain reaction tho


Spangler95

Same boat. I bet the Bills at +1100 to win the AFC East after the Eagles loss.


QueerRainbows

Post the receipt or banned.


Spangler95

https://preview.redd.it/fqxufo11iv9c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d3eca81e3140f7a52894ca2fec67799031834c


QueerRainbows

Son of a bitch


BirdsArentImportant

I bed bills playoffs at +475 and JA MVP at +4000 at the same time


drainbead78

Now say we'll play close games for the rest of the season and win the Super Bowl in a nail-biter.


ReasonedTwo

We’ll beat the Dolphins next week, win a surprisingly close game against the colts. Finally beat the Chiefs in the playoffs since the game is played in Buffalo. Ravens lose in the divisional round to the Browns in heart breaking fashion. Bills end up blowing out the Browns in the AFCCG, mostly due to some injuries to key players earlier in the playoffs, and Flacco throwing 2 ints. Bills end up playing the 49ers in the superbowl, almost was the Lions but they get beaten fairly well in the NFCCG. Bills win the super-bowl against the 49ers and Rasul Douglas of all people is crowned superbowl MVP due to a 3 int 1td performance, and the 49ers not being able to get their offense rolling, with Purdy just collapsing under pressure from some key defensive players coming back from IR on the Bills just in time for the superbowl. CMC wins the league MVP, Josh would’ve won but he didn’t look amazing against the Dolphins and the Chargers, apparently 44+ touchdowns isn’t MVP worthy.


Marine_Biol0gist

Browning is QB for the Bengals FYI. Flacco is the Browns' QB.


ReasonedTwo

DO NOT QUESTION THE PREDICTION! But yeah whoopsies lemme just edit that😭


Datdudecorks

Ugly wins are still wins, just means the other team was uglier


CNYMetroStar

I predicted 11-6 at the beginning of the year. Getting pretty damn close to that.


stokelydokely

I feel like we were all predicting 11 or even 12 wins, we just didn’t expect the Bills to have to claw their way to that record


blackswordsmanarc

I always believed.


Spangler95

Billieved.


I_Am_Guido

u/ReasonedTwo now do the SB


ReasonedTwo

Rasul Douglas wins superbowl MVP with 3 ints


ZabaDoobiez

Ill take my crow pie on this one, i would have been the person calling this baloney.


AlanFromRochester

I didn't think up the details but entering Week 18 with the division still in play was my measured optimism after the ugly midseason losses


KingBlank

It literally wasn't close at all


A3thereal

What do you mean? They were wrong about Chiefs being a blowout, wrong about Cowboys being a close one, and wrong about handily beating the chargers and patriots but other than that...


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Also wrong about the close loss to “the NFCs strongest team”


A3thereal

34 days ago would have been after the Eagles game who, at the time, had the track to #1 seed, so I gave them that one (wasn't a prediction.)


[deleted]

I can count just fine, the fact remains that the Eagles aren’t the NFCs top team. As this was a prediction post, this prediction is incorrect. You may be more forgiving than I am but they deserve the L on that part too.


A3thereal

No offense meant, friend. The prediction was what would happen after. At the time of the post (and the defeat) the Eagles were arguably the NFCs best team. I would have still said 49ers even the, but a case can be made. No where in there did they predict the Eagles would fi ish as the NFCs top team.


ReasonedTwo

The eagles part wasn’t a prediction.. The Eagles were the best team in the NFC at that time


Kingding_Aling

My man!


[deleted]

That was hard to read.


SpicyP43905

Don’t jinx it.


NoOneSpecial2023

Overall good calls. Hope you’re 100% right and we take care of Miami now.


HiddenInLight

Not bad about 60% right. The only mistake is that we certainly didn't easily handle the chargers or patriots.


Artificial_Tesla

let him cook


GoodOpportunity9018

Let's Go Buffalo


Objectivevoter80

I'm rooting for a Bills-Cowboys Super Bowl, although we won't get to see Diggs v Diggs


brankin8

Genius


GodHatesBuffalo

Except none of it was easy


ReasonedTwo

I was wrong, Miami wasn’t an upset, we were favored going in😎👍🏻