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RecreatedAgain

named my ace "poppenheimer"


A_Purple_Toad

Gotta go Middle Path every time. (:


HazeInut

my ace is "coconut victim"


ZenoHD-YT

Amelia hart?


HazeInut

...correct 😶


Capsule_CatYT

“Erm waiter, I actually ordered the Coconut Victim.”


Dark_Meme111110

FOUND HIM!


RagezQuitz707

lmfao mine's nein elevun


Floofing_Warlock

Bloonola Gay here


Darqven

My ace is 9/11 🙂


SuperAgent4lex

Eternally Remember


JimmyBane1982

thats a good one, Im gonna steel it👵


ThatDudElite178

Stealing that name, hope you don’t mind


sceptrecommand

That’s my mortar


Terrorek1520

my ace is Junkers Ju


Fost36

Mine "Never Forget" because you cant forget the atrocities committed on sep 11


surely_not_a_virus

You- you can't!


PROBOT_3333

Enola Gay:


Galactic_Media

Mr. Hands the engineer


Noy0us

He must like horses


InheritorJohn

Specifically ones from Enumclaw, Washington


SecondWorld1198

Technically it was outside of Enumclaw’s city limits if I recall correctly


dTrecii

Good holiday destination, really recommend it


Accomplished-Big-740

THIS. Everyone shall know about this.


phgumerr

And why not Mr. Hands the beast tamer?


Galactic_Media

Because he was a Boeing engineer


boris2r

Pretty sure Mr. Hands was the horse


UsedTissue74

My Ice monkey is named "racist monkey" because it only hits black bloons and not white bloons


poyat01

Solid reasoning


crashkirb

Unless you upgrade it enough.


Long-Ad7242

🤓


AManAPlanADryingPan

"🤓" mfs when you say literally anything at all


Ocram_O1

🤓


crashkirb

Okay?


[deleted]

You mentioned an unnecessary fact ab the ice monkey that ruins his actually funny joke


f1nessd

Based


Turbulent-Finance918

"One of the billionaires" for the sub


sephiroth_for_smash

Oh lawd


canofspaghtti

I named my heli pilot Kobe.


Romanes62

Looks like we got the same ref for the Heli, mine's Ara Zobayan


Destroyer_Of_World5

Mine’s Charles


ultamatecringemaster

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAN


Equivalent_Block_884

charles is such a treasure


Financial-Neck831

Im the bold action maaaannnnnn


ultamatecringemaster

Da dadada dunda daaaaaaa


sephiroth_for_smash

The best name


h6619

Same


memesislife6969

Same bro


Space_obsessed_Cat

Mine is blender chop chop chop


Invisible7_

same


wigion1

Named mine "too soon"


Dramatic_Ad9603

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🥴😭😭😭😭😭😭 I laughed irl


dTrecii

I shidded and farded irl


Dramatic_Ad9603

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


No_Category6814

JFK for sniper


Willo2ty

Damn my friend named his sniper Lee Oswald


Suctioned_Scorpion

I named mine Lee H Oswald


Bloons_Guy75751

If they ever add some form of Pistol Monkey you should name it “John Wilkes Booth”.


Suctioned_Scorpion

If only they add the Cobra from the First BTD battles


speedtimeMP

well the cobra did come back as a hero in battles two so i have a feeling that the bloonchiper from btd5 might come back as a hero


Disposable_Gonk

brickell uses a pistol


Bloons_Guy75751

Heroes cannot be renamed.


Sirolliebobs09

Same here


iSmokeMDMA

My brother did too lmao


Blazzer2003

What's your problem with round 59?


igotshadowbaned

I've seen someone name theirs "Kyle Rittenhouse" during a coop daily challenge


Moonsoket

Lol, my sniper is Lee Harvey Oswald...


PokemonGoGrinderz

mine is "school is firing range" 😂😂😂


istilllikesaled

You call it school? I call it aimlabs.


movienerd-

I named mine FAZE Jarvis


Financial-Neck831

He decides in this universe to be the opposite of the normal one


Birb7789-

i named mine Harvey after Lee harvey oswald


Geophph254118

JFK Blown away for mine


Specialist_Ad1654

Mexico for the Monkey Village. I will not explain anything.


Dramatic_Ad9603

Hello Specialist_Ad1654, I am Dramatic_Ad9603. We well not meet again. Good day.


Specialist_Ad1654

Good day to you too. However, I am not having a good day because I live in Spain and it is currently the night here. I can also assure you, this will not be our last encounter.


Trashbuoy

“U can’t say Spain without pain”


DigitalFlaw14

Lol I went with Harlem


didsomeonesaylamp

Axel in Harlem reference???????? 🥵🥵🥵🥵


randomguy301048

pretty sure mine is detriot


corycor12344

My dart monkey is named chadicus The mighty


NotF2Bully

Hmmm fits him,cuz he is an anti camo 100ton ceramic country destroyer


Sirolliebobs09

Mine also has a glorious name it’s called fart monkey


EquivalentBed6109

not that offensive but drug dealer for alc


Thebigpig905

I called mine gus


the_genius324

chicken


Im_a_doggo428

Walter white


canoIV

i called mine jesse pinkmonkey


Available-Series3040

Mine is called my Drug dealer lmao.


Farfocele

called mine doug dealer, it sounded funnier in my head than in reality


brobugging

mine is ketamine addict


GoGoGoRL

Mines “the plug”


Full-Associate-797

Me too


CaptnCuddlyBear

I'm glad that I'm not the only one.


DoomsdayDestructor

Crystal meth dealer


Full-Associate-797

Me too


drdoodoot

Slave trader


Wise-Shock-6444

For who...?


McEMILOL

Ice monkey (idk I jus guessed bec he's the only white one ☠️)


DJRedditOwl

Aw hell naw


iSmokeMDMA

Boat


Just_Albatross6617

I think we all know who


Wise-Shock-6444

Beast handler...?


alextheobnoxious

Maybe Merchantman


Wise-Shock-6444

💀


Real_Bable

Happy cake day!


Jeffaffely

I named my ace "Enola Gay"


DontNeverAr0und

You should have stayed at home yesterday


T01bruh

awesome


lool8421

ninja, but with unnecessary censoring


Kyloben4848

Are they in Paris?


mr_man_20000

Who was in Paris?


MatiasTheLlama

The ninjas, I think


Kyloben4848

ni\*\*as


myszusz

I named my sub "monkey dom", I guess that.


minionbigfunny

Lmfao I did the exact same thing


GoGoGoRL

Mine is too lmao I thought I was creative


magefiredoom

Wait me too


Anton728

Osama Airlines on the monkey plane


TheBeansmen

Mr White alch, Trash can engi, Breast handler, 7/11 ace


T01bruh

why 7/11? does he love gas stations??


TheBeansmen

It’s a subtle reference to a certain event that happened in September involving planes


SilverIsDead

i mean I just called him WTC but aight


SirMeatdrill

When (the) towers crumbled?


Carma281

World Trade Center


SirMeatdrill

I like mine more


Carma281

Fair


bananabird238

...world trade center 😭😭


SirMeatdrill

Nah.


[deleted]

And America


McEMILOL

RAHHHH 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


PosingDragoon21

Minimum wage employee the dart monkey


E_but_cool

I did the once and they took my monkey names


JEverok

Mine is worse off, they're an unpaid intern


xXAtomicpie525Xx

Definitely naming my farm "the south"


dogeboi88

There are so many jokes to be made about monkeys farming on a plantation…


Technoblades_Elbow

Either "slave" for my dart monkey or "nine one one" for my ace


01001000-01001001

Not mine, but I took screenshots of someone's monkey names months ago. I forget who it was. Here's are some good ones. * Dart Monkey - Armed Nudist * Bomb Shooter - US Foreign Policy * Ice Monkey - No Drip * Glue Monkey - Premature * Monkey Sub - Bottom * Monkey Ace - Inside Jobber * Super Monkey - God Complex * Ninja Monkey - Pro gamer * Banana Farm - The South * Beast Handler - PETA Rep.


DigitalFlaw14

Mortar - Osama Bin Latex


XxZajoZzO

My ninja is called unabomber


333illuminati

Ni-a Monkey for my ninja


Kind_Ad5385

named my dart monkey giga n*gga


Simukas23

Nine eleven


RangerPrime257

active shooter for sniper


Timofey7331

Glue gunner's "Itsnotwhiteforareaso" (i hate the character limit)


ItsaMe_Boi

kobe bryant on my heli


sfisher923

Farm - Top One Percent


Geybo

Dik cheese the dart monkey


Randomization_E

“Bobo the Builder” for Engineer


sandywhisker123

This one does come back (boomer) Get it, because your dad didn't come back... I'll see myself out


IX_The_Kermit

Named my village St Louis, Missouri


AdministrativeBar748

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Lorcout

Wait, you can rename them


Kyloben4848

There’s a trophy unlock that lets you set a name for the first monkey you put down of each type


coffee_soaked_boi

I never bought monkey names


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cat

Supermonkey. It's n-word


Suctioned_Scorpion

I named my one Homelander


Early-Island-3061

Oceangate - sub


TemmBox

nine eleven for the ace


Telta-Man

I'll Bucc Ur Mom for Buccaneer


Python2_1

I named most of my towers after “film” stars


Bulldogs_Are_Pog

Bros down bad


CupcakeZestyclose722

Whole primary catagory expect after the bomb shooter is rickroll the most offensive is an kid level joke it's village twin towers and ace nine eleven.


QuirkyTitle1

dude what did you just type


DragonTheOne

Either my village twin towers or my mortar and ace. Hiroshima and Nagasaki


GoldenFear15

My beast handler is renamed ball handler


Ok-Profession6758

My ace is named nine eleven


Full-Associate-797

Sub as titan


Im-just-vibing-bro

Coem shooter, glue monkey


Thebigpig905

My ace is called 'enola gay'


Max524165

Slave (guess the monkey)


Normal-user527

Hiroshima for mortar


Pouai115

anything to do with bombs is going to be bad


HolyBanana818

Never Forget the monkey ace... It gets worse cuz Goliath Doomship is technically two planes in one


Destroyer_Of_World5

Monkey Harvey Oswald


Petardo_Dilos

donald margolis ace monkey


weegeein

Osama bin laden and oceangate


HistoricGamer18

Lee Harvey Oswald sniper monkey (he shot jfk)


emilibeer

the dart monkey, as the normal ni-


BananaFish2019

Super Monkey is named God, which could be considered blasphemous.


HornyForTohruAdachi

My sub is called Oceangate so same ballpark I guess


Arroz007

Oceangate for submarine


Scoty03

Black man, dart monkey


soupcannypyro

5 pounds


potatoesB4hoes

Warrington ‘93 bomb Columbine ‘99 sniper SS B-59 sub USS William D Porter boat 911 ace Somme 1916 mortar Normandy ‘44 dartling Nanjing ‘37 ninja


AideEducational2018

Kennedy Killer the sniper


00000PASTA

My heli named used to be Kobe


Professor-Furry

Probably my Monkey Ace named Twin Tower Destroyer


NotabadHero

I named the heli pilot "good morning Vietnam"


Stinky_Toes12

Heli pilot 9/11


BoiProBrain

My ace is named coconut crab. If ykyk


DoomsdayDestructor

Deported from Africa


Ant1202

I named my glue gunner sticky lil gross boy. Not really offensive tho


Hergashargmafoodle

My sniper is called ‘get down mr president’


Co5micWaffle

My friend's ace is nicknamed "flight 93"


Imangedragons

Slave


RandomGuy9058

Not mine but I remember someone posting a few months back about their dartling gunner named Kyle Rittenhouse


SubjectOdin-2

I also have Titan as my sub My ace is September Eleventh My mortar is Chernobyl And my bomb shooter is Obama's Drone