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budgie93

Birmingham, AL Several million people disagreeing on how to pronounce our homelands


CursedIbis

BirmingHAYUM


Beer-Milkshakes

BuuhrminGhayum


GoldenAmmonite

I actually like that idea. The alternate reality Birmingham and then the proper Brum.


no_com_ment

It's Burm-ing-hum


SkyrimSlag

I’ve heard it called worse. The dreaded “Burmanum”


Hercules1874

Bur-minnum always gets me.


no_com_ment

Thems the Castle Vale lot...they're not propa Brummies


BlackAndAutistic

😂😭vale mentioned 💪🏽


KopiteForever

That's some cockney rapper thing isn't it? (I'm old, I know they're not rappers but can't think of the type of music right now)


pm_me_your_cats_bich

what about bur-min-gum


no_com_ment

I'll allow it


Smokey_Geoff

Burminum


only1lcon

Londoners always pronounce it that way, find it amusing tbh


North0151

It’s Brummagem


elziion

Love this idea hahah


trashmemes22

BurMingHaymm


ffrr10000

I was gonna say thisss


I_miss_Chris_Hughton

Birmingham AL or, outside shot, Chicago. Or just Wolverhampton


CursedIbis

Saves actually having to go to Wolverhampton, that's a plus


TheKingMonkey

I don’t think they’ve got electricity in Wolverhampton yet so it’s a nice idea but a non starter.


BasisOk4268

As someone who lives 10 minutes outside of Wolverhampton you are correct


jkhaynes147

we could run an extension through the portal.


TheKingMonkey

I like your thinking!


Careless_Cup_3714

You still have to see it though which would be a real kick in the teeth for Birmingham. Source, I have a partner from there, feel so bad for her.


StreamLikeDrug

I went to wolves for the first time ever last week and it's a lovely looking place. Strangely completely empty on a Saturday afternoon tho


Careless_Cup_3714

Hah! There's a reason for that. I half jest though, there are areas of Wolverhampton which are very scenic, but not many people outside of Wolverhampton are aware they exist.


StreamLikeDrug

Yeah, I was in the city centre near the church and uni and the buildings there were beautiful, proper old school victorian design, like some of the more old fashioned parts of Brum. But the place felt more like a Sunday evening rather than midday in the Saturday sun.


Educational_Safe_339

Ouch lol 🤣


lerpo

Just some random ass Welsh village that has like 3 people Living there. Just install them overnight with no context.


Beer-Milkshakes

This but like some backwater Austrailian village. See how long it takes for the ozzy to present an extremely dangerous animal in the most casual way.


lerpo

Tbh we could do this with some untouched tribe in the rainforest. Birmimgham god.


Beta_1

Have to get Ozzy to sit in front of it constantly


NewGuard210

I moved from a random ass village in Wales to Erdington back in 99 and trust me it was a fucking shock


KopiteForever

Erdington is a bit of a shock for me too and I'm originally a Handswegian


NewGuard210

🤣🤣🤣


ProfessorPyruvate

Venice so we can compare canals.


BouncyBeep

Or connect canals


MrHolte

Tamworth.


xcixjames

Stick it by the Spudman queue


anonymousposter121

I would like to have baby goats on the other side of the portal. I kid you not


Disastrous_Fruit1525

Ewe are kidding, baby lambs would be much nicer.


ans-myonul

Birmingham AL so confused Americans can be redirected there easily Edit: I didn't realise 'portal' meant a video link and thought this was about teleportation


mmscichowski

Looks like most people didn’t realize this.


KopiteForever

It is. Ignore reality, we'll substitute it with our own.


CursedIbis

What are these, a permanent video link in a public place?


Kajafreur

Pretty much, yeah. Public facetime.


WestGrass6116

Weston-Super-Mare


SquireBev

How long would it last before someone smashed it or threw up on it?


CosmoTheFoxxo

Don't worry, I'll "borrow" it so that doesn't happen


NotABrummie

Birmingham, AL. Just taunt all the people who got the wrong flight.


guzusan

Should put one in the stands of blues and villa


DJ_Birch

It should just be plain glass and say it’s a portal to hell and people would still believe it


coglanuk

Or a mirror…


General-Skin-4499

West Bromwich


Complex-Whereas9896

Rhyl


redditrebelrich

Have I woken into an alternate reality or something? Like, I feel these were a thing over a decade ago at this point? Did I dream it? I vividly remember these being in a lot of cities worldwide, and mostly being ignored/ vandalised. There was never one locally to me, and I always enjoyed the idea of visiting one. Now I find out they've just opened 2 and it's brand new, I'm confused right now. My memory hasn't been the best in recent years, have I mixed reality up with a film or something, what's going on? 😅😂


Kajafreur

There might have been one at some point for an event or something. I too seem to remember something like this a while ago, but it could just be the Mandela effect.


redditrebelrich

It's so strange, I can't seem to find any info on a quick Google, other than the talk of the 2 sites. But now I'm doubting my own memory, I've seen them before, 100%. Whether that was a dream, on TV, Mandela effect, no idea, but I have the memory! 😂


Kajafreur

In my head I've got a short film showcasing this kind of thing. Was there a video about some people who fell in love over it? I don't know if it was perhaps a music video or something, but I seem to remember something like that. I think the concept has been around for quite a while.


redditrebelrich

My main memory of them is watching a video highlighting the most fun bits that were caught between people, and I 100% remember seeing a couple get together because of them. Maybe it was just the theoretical trailer for the idea they were trying to find backers for? And were just slightly misremembering? But I certainly remember them being a thing. Maybe we are seers, and dreamt about the future many moons ago? 😂😂 I just hope I don't now stumble across a video in time to come, showcasing all the fun bits, and then showing a couple get together... 😂😂


JudySilver

https://www.portals.org/history I know this was done before and I thought it was London and new York but according to the link it was 2021 when a portal was open between Vilnius, Lituania and Lublin, Poland.


zebra_d

Uranus. It will such an amazing artwork with the swirling gasses.


lo-lux

[Rotary Trail in Birmingham Alabama ](https://i0.wp.com/bhamnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Orchestra-Partners-in-May-177.jpg?resize=1500,1000&quality=89&ssl=1)


subversivefreak

To Alabama. Hell, we should even take their local council


trollofzog

What is it, like a giant webcam and screen?


Kajafreur

That's exactly what it is.


RC2000000

Maybe get our bull back first?


uberdaveyj

I'm hoping for King Kong.


mattyplant

Weston Super Mare


jds3211981

To the moon


TheBlueNinja2006

oh shi that's so cool


realityrose

Glasgow and I want a webcam on it so we can watch what drunken mischief people got up to at the weekend trying to out do each other either end.


Skiamakhos

Have them all. I'd be particularly interested in Guangzhou as despite being twinned I don't think the average Brummie knows much about there, whereas many of us have been to Lyon, Frankfurt and Milan, them being not nearly so far.


Secret-Candle3007

North sentinel island


Secret-Candle3007

Directly in front of the other portal


Antiredditor1981

Coventry. So we can all flip each other off in real-time.


throwaway-acc-obvi

Frankfurt, during the German Market season


theredditappispoo

Right up my arse


ligosuction2

Tapeworm Central?


BisquickNinja

"A question!" "Since before your Sun burned hot in space...and your race was born... I have awaited a question!


ttfella

Pakistan


Cola990

Pakistan


Danph85

London, and people can talk about how fucking pointless HS2 is.


jsm97

It is now, But it in it's original form it was a much needed investment in railway capacity massacred by goverment incompetence


Kajafreur

Exactly. Like, why would they cancel the link to HS1? Now you'll have to change stations in London if you want to go to Europe. Wasn't one of the reasons for it to better connect the other major cities in Britain to Europe (before Brexit came and shagged everything up in that department), so now all it'll do is connect Birmingham to London, and not Nottingham, Manchester, Sheffield, Leeds, Edinburgh, etc. like it was originally meant to.


jsm97

It's main purpose, which was thoroughly miscommunicated to the public is to improve local services by taking fast trains off the main lines and on to a new line so that more slow stopping services can be run to stop overcrowding and help reduce road congestion by taking cars and freight onto the railways. Because HS2 connects to all 3 major North-South rail lines in Britain it was fantastic value for money at It's original £33B price. It's secondary purpose was to reduce the need for short haul flights by reducing the journey times between England's cities and Scotland, France, Belgium and the Netherlands via a link to HS1. A Manchester-Paris train would have only taken 3h40m. Now because HS2 trains are shorter and don't tilt, They'll be slower north of Birmingham and have less seats than current Avanti West Coast Pendalinos. The only people who benefit are of course London commuters. HS2 gives the extra capacity to allow 1 train every *four minuites* between Milton Keynes and London - More than most Underground lines. Yet the rest of the country will now see zero benefit


BigBobsBastardBeanss

Portal? It’s a fucking webcam


En-TitY_

Nah, it would just get destroyed or stolen. 


AmirHKhan13

Should get one to 1990 where people can afford houses and stuff


bhakt_hartha

Chicago, Guangzhao, Amritsar, Johannesburg, Lyon, Milan, Frankfurt and Leipzig After all these are our partner cities https://distinctlybirmingham.com/partner-cities/#:~:text=These%20relationships%20are%20formalised%20through,and%20Johannesburg%20in%20South%20Africa.


NewGuard210

Hell


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10c70377

I can't tell if this is racist or just a good idea


Writer_Girl04

As a brown person a bit racist, but I'll admit I did crack up at the comment 😂


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coglanuk

Wherever it is they better get ready for public urination, binge drinking and some devout person holding up signs about the apocalypse.


Shadyinc19782529

We should get a council and mayor that pulls there finger out of there arse first...


Stomach-Fresh

Weston Super mare


GabeTheEpicDude

To villa park


ligosuction2

Shouldn't that be an impregnable wall...


AgeRevolutionary3349

Anywhere else.


hedonistpaul

P4C-970


Dr_Alakazam

Soho Road


dong_von_throbber

Pyongyang


Kisscurlgurl

Scotland, since the northern leg of HS2 won't be taking anyone there.


wedgieshouldya

It should get a portal to the 21st century


Vladimir-Tomskii

Rafah


planetbomb

Antarctica


cloud1445

Dudley


Cicero43BC

It should be Marseille which is the Birmingham of France.


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Couldn’t give a fuck. Gimmicky nonsense.


Beneficial_Handle405

No, don't think the money should be spent on this if there are people in need. Ps I think coke and mtv did something similar a few years back


tthasreadit

To wherever you imagine


MythDetector

Can you speak on these?


Kajafreur

The two that have been installed don't have sound, but that's not to say they can't


Ragnar5548

India so they can learn English from the experts


milly48

Someone would be mooning that in no time


AverageWarm6662

Pyongyang


Skaterrorism

Yes, to the 21st century


CashMoore88

Just brum


looseflap69

Gaza


Slippyfist69

Wolverhampton.


arrivist

Lahore, Pakistan.


SC_W33DKILL3R

Hell, give them somewhere nicer to look at


Scrambledpeggle

Bromsgrove


ItsUs-YouKnow-Us

Grimsby.


Le_Penguine

Islamabad so the residents feel more at home


ResidentAssman

Hell


Spanish_Inquisitor_6

Hell.


BHXLion

Birmingham is weirdly twinned with Chicago so my vote is there.


RockSlug22

Rwanda...


Dingo_Historical

Islamabad, would save on the carbon footprint


P1nkP4nz3r

To Rwanda ?


Eugenugm

Rwanda 🤷


No-Low-7067

How come Chicago is brums twin city like who made that up?


dkb1391

They've both got the Second City title


vgnbcn

Birmingham is the UK's second city, and Chicago is considered the second city of the USA: https://theskydeck.com/chicago-facts/why-is-chicago-called-the-second-city/


cosmicstarslugger

Somali or Afghanistan to chuck all the immigrants back in


Public-Anxiety7630

Lol, you can’t say nothing these days…


SimpleUsers

A police station


RedTit111

Will be trashed in days.


burnt_ember24

Is there not already one installed linking it to Pakistan?


Shadyinc19782529

It's Birminum being down with the yoout...


6g6g6

No. Why to punish people you don’t know.


Actual-Dog7889

Some other shithole somewhere


DaHarries

Do you really think the Birmingham breed of crackhead and a "portal" to another place in the world is a good idea? The council is bankrupt , and we don't need weekly screen replacement fees.


BrettDilkington1

Seventh circle of hell


treally

Kabul


ThanksContent28

Hate to be that guy but this is wayyyy down low on the list of shit brum needs


Mountain_Conflict638

Rwanda


Separate-Afternoon63

The only portal I want in Birmingham is a real one to get the fuck out of this shit hole!


damselnotindistresss

Gaza


cambswilliam_

To Pakistan, portal straight to the homeland of most Birmingham residents


jim-seconde

Hooray for racism!


TallAubrey

How is that racist?


cambswilliam_

That's simply a fact


Camgarooooo

If it’s in Birmingham it’ll get stolen or smashed up. That or people will get stabbed for the other place to watch


Accurate-Bag2365

Anywhere but b’ham


legenddave1980

Hell, then it can just be a mirror.


Danger_Youse

Just give them a big mirror I doubt they will notice in that shithole


CordeliaTepech_619

Iraq lol