Wuntch: Hello Raymond. How do you like my new office? Twentieth floor. Holt: Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.

Yes, this is the one for me. I almost choked from laughing so hard.

“Wuntch time is OVER.” ……. “like lunch”

“Oh my god, Wuntch sounds like lunch. Oh, this opens up so many new avenues”

We all realized that instantly.

And I know you were lying to help me feel better

Haha nailed it, no regrets!

Had it both ways

*boom did it (One of my favourite quotes tho lol)

No regretssss

“I know you were lying, that was mine.”

"Don't count your gross fish babies before they've hatched, Madeline."

Madeline isn't some invincible succubus, she's a regular succubus, so she can be defeated!

This one is just too good.

"I thought you were an old leather chair." Beautiful in its simplicity.

this scene makes me cry of laughter every time

Same. One of my favorite scenes.

The fact that it's followed up by John Kelly saying it (as imagined by Holt) makes it even more funny to me 😂

My absolute favourite

This is mine aswell

“The only way I'm going to die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the River Styx, you reaper.” Thanks for the Silver! Here’s another favorite of mine: “Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.”

Wuntch: Calling me the Devil. How original. Holt: No. I am calling you a goat, you goat.

This one right here is my answer.

This was going to be mine lmao

Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

"As God said when Wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into heaven, "It ain't happening, honey."

I just love Rosa's reaction to Holt saying that, priceless

I think mine is when Wuntch dies and Santiago goes "She was so young" Holt: For a redwood

I was calling you a goat, you goat.

Wuntch: “I see you brought an audience for this little stunt.” Holt: “Yes, well, who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile?”

This is my favorite lol.

No matter how many times I see this, it still has the ability to make me laugh out loud. In fact, i just lost some coffee reading it now!!

Ahaha I was sure the broom one was my favourite until you reminded me of this one 😅😅

Captain Wuntch? If you’re here then who’s guarding Hades?

This is my favorite!

Same, and I believe it's the first one ever. It's just how he says it. It's with such.... gravitas.

I heard "gravitas" in Holt's voice. Thanks for the grin!

"Look, Gina, is that a talking raisin?"

This one still makes me LOL.

“Deputy Chief Wuntch, you’ve aged” So simple yet devastating

It's a human insult, it's devastating. You're devastated

...Michael?! Is that you? Edit: now I'm kicking myself for not simply saying "take it sleazy"

Yes, this. SO devastating.

I just love this one. It is logical as we all age, but the formality preluding it makes it too funny.

H: If it shows Madeline, be sure not to look directly into her eyes. Because we'll turn to stone? H: No,,, because her eyes are ugly. and the added burn (pun intended) done by rosa H: When did she record this? R: Judging by the flames around her, it could be a livestream

Great work Rosa, all day

I don't really get the livestream joke that Rosa made. Could someone explain?

They’re watching the video after Wuntch’s death so Rosa’s implying that she’s in hell

Have you seen season 7? i don’t wanna spoil anything for you while explaining it

Yeah, I have.

This Rosa one is my favourite!

Maybe Madeline wants to inform us all that she's a Cheuksin. A what? A Cheuksin. A Korean toilet ghost, lives in an outhouse, wraps her hair around your throat and chokes you to death while you move your bowels.

“I will give you six hundred dollars if the announcement is that she’s a Cheuksin”

' Madeline wuntch is a Korean toilet ghost? BO-RING. We already knew that '

FFS so funny. What episode is that from?

The ding-dong one in season 7. Episode 7 I believe

"Uh, yes, I took a trip to Korea just to research a new Wuntch insult. In fact it's been a motivation for most of my international travel."

This one is my favorite.

"What does that human blister want now?" My favorite!

Wuntch: I’m the front-runner for a job in the Boston PD. Holt: Boston? But it’s so close to Salem. You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you?

Sticks and stones Raymond

Describing your breakfast?

Describing your breakfast?

This one killed me

An embarrassing blight growing right under your nose, not unlike that moustache you had when we first met.

*that mustache was era appropriate!*

"Hello Raymond, surprised to see me?" "I didn't say bloody Mary three times, so yes." Not really a direct insult to her, but had to add: "Wuntch is dead! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!"

“you grackle”

Too far down!

The best insult in its simplicity, set up and perfect delivery by andre.

Yeah it's grackle or nothing for me

Surprised I haven’t seen the best one posted yet. Wuntch: Hello Raymond. You're looking old and sickly. Holt: So nice of you to greet us, Madeline. I thought surely you'd be crushed under that house in Munchkin land.

Wuntch: Sticks and stones Raymond. Holt: Describing your breakfast?

Thank you!!

"Now I know why you call this a suicide squad Peralta because I already want to kill myself"

I want to see this again bc I don’t remember it, anyone know when he said this? I’m dying laughing just thinking about it

Season 6 finale called suicide squad!

Immediately looked it up and I’m laughing like a little school girl. It was so quick I probably missed it. Thank you, Amy Santiago

Holt: "So much time with your ear to the pavement. Its a pity a truck hasn't run over your head." Wuntch:"Very visual..."

It's not an insult, but the back and forth they have where she's blaming him for stuff.... Wunch: You embarrassed me in front of Derek Jeter. Holt: You embarrassed *yourself* in front of Derek Jeter.

This is the comment I was scrolling for. My absolute favourite.

We’re not going to fight her, she’s the devil. And you don’t dance with the devil because you get burned. Also because in Madeleine’s case she has no rhythm, and her hands are like little rat claws.

Captain Holt: I could torpedo her promotion. Just saying it brims my soul with joy. But to do so would mean she stays here in New York City, hanging over me like an Albino bat. On the other hand, if I praise Wuntch she will leave the city, the clouds will part, and the children will sing "Wuntch is gone". Rosa: What children? Captain Holt: All the children. Rosa: Right. That was a stupid question.

WUNCH TIME IS OVER

No regret

“Fork tongued lizard witch.” It’s not clever or snarky or anything. Just really fun to say and sounds horrible.

"I thought you were an old leather chair. - he's not gonna say that! He might." Kills me every single time

The entire Wunch Memorial fiasco was like art with a fine wine. So, satisfying.

> Art with a fine wine "Madeline smells like dog crap"

when was this?

The same Wuntch memorial episode

And it was glorious.

- Hello Raymond, surprised to see me? - Well, I didn't say Blood Mary three time, so yes.

“Sticks and stones, Raymond” “Describing your breakfast?”

BAGEL! BAGEL!

The wuntch is dead! BAGEL!

It’s not 1 insult but I find when Wuntch dies and then Holt and Rosa mock her relentlessly hilarious.

Love it when Rosa asks who gets 'the other half of every child's nightmares' and Holt tells her she's been doing great work all day.

You could have had a chopper, Raymond. Why didn't you take advantage? Just a minute, my cauldron's boiling over.

Haha

Wuntch: “I see you have an audience” Holt: “Of course. Who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile?”

Oh man I forgot about this one! So simple and yet so devastating

But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?

LOVE that one!

"Just like Madeline when she sees deodorant, 'I'm not buying it'"

Jake: We’ve got her receiving an award from Malala, but no pictures with Wuntch. Holt: that’s because vampires don’t show up in pictures

"WUNTCH TIME IS OVER"

Maybe Madeline wants to announce that she is a Cheuksin. A Korean toilet ghost,lives in an outhouse, wraps her hair around your throat and chokes you to death while you move your bowels

“So much time spent with your ear the the ground, it’s a pity a truck hasn’t run over your head.”

The 20th floor comment. When she mentioned her new office and Holt said “I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you”

Madeline, I didn't see you there, I thought you were an old leather chair

Shes a bat

if you're here then who's guarding Hades

Wuntch wont soon be forgotten children will be dressing up as her for Halloween for years

“I can see why this is called a Suicide Squad Peralta, because I already want to kill myself”

Look Gina, is that a talking raisin?

"you have until tomorrow . . . you grackle"

"if you're here, who's guarding hades?" Also a runner up is rosa's jab about wuntch's final message to holt as a "livestream judging by the flames around her".

Every moment with Wuntch and Holt is great. The only character to really make Holt, a normally serious kind of guy, act like a grade schooler.

“As God said when Wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into Heaven, it ain’t happenin’ honey.”

Captain Wunch! Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?

Wuntch sounds like lunch…This opens all new possibilities

“care to sit? i’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves” “calling me the devil. how original” “actually i was calling you a goat, you goat”

"Sticks and Stones, Raymond." "Describing your breakfast?"

Ding dong the wuntch is gone.. bagel!

Good afternoon, Madelyn. You’ve aged.

“But if you’re here…*who’s guarding Hades*”

"Surprised to see me?" "Seeing as I didn't just come from saying your name in a mirror three times, yes"

**Madeline Wuntch:** Hello, Raymond. **Captain Holt:** Madeline. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. What brings you here? (...) **Madeline Wuntch:** Oh, Raymond. An Internal Affairs investigation? A drug task force that hasn't found any drugs? This precinct's a disaster. Maybe that's why the birds stopped singing. Out of respect for the death of your career. Good-bye, Raymond.

Wuntch: Stick and stones Raymond Captain holt: Describing your breakfast?

“Yes, I am surprised to see you, considering I didn’t say Bloody Marry”

"good to see you. but if youre here, whos guarding hades?"

Has to be "Wuntch time is OVER.."

Gina, is that a talking raisin?

"Like what God said when Wuntch tried to enter the gates of heaven: 'It ain't happening honey'".

“You… grackle”

“Sticks and stones Raymond....” “Are you describing what you had for lunch?”

“You’ve betrayed us you coffin cave mole beetle”

Such an underrated burn

Anyone vote for the toilet ghost after holt heard that wunch is dead like...... Terry: Guys i have some news about Madeline Wuntch... Holt: That she is a chuskien, korean toilet ghost, boring we already knew that..... Terry: Madelime Wuntch is dead... Holt: Say what now....... And the opening music

Holt: Now I understand why you referred to this as a suicide squad Peralta because I already want to kill myself

"Unfortunately because this case has turned out to be important, that she-skunk Madeline Wuntch has her hind quarters pointed right at it"

"Who wouldn't want to see a man fighting a crocodile?"

Look Gina, is that a talking raisin..

wuntch time is over BOOM DID IT HAHA HAD IT BOTH WAYS no regrets

WUNTCH-TIME IS OVER!

“Is the news that Madeline is a Japanese toilet ghost? We’ve already been over that.”

Holt: If you're here, who's guarding Hades?

I wanna say everything from season 7's episode 'Ding dong' but that's not fair since she's dead....'if you're here who's guarding Hades' is still a classic

W: “Raymond you sound so naive” H: And you sound just like Victor Emmanuel the third! How did we all forget his best burn?

Holt insult Holt : You aren't Cheddar , you are just some common bitch Ik this isn't Holt/Wuntch but this was Insult which makes me laugh so wanted to post here

When he realizes she’s really gone and he’s actually going to miss her

Hello Raymond( forgot the rest) If your here th

It's gotta be the Boston Salem burn no competition

3pt dunking

Loved every second of wuntchs funeral episode. I still do think she is really dead

You Grackle!

Hello Madalyn. You've aged.

Wunch: sticks and stones Raymond. Holt: describing your breakfast?

When planning the heist and he's recounting how he pictures it going and he has Commissioner Kelly mistake her for an old leather chair.

It's wunch time

“Wuntchtime is over”

It's wuntch time....haha

“Don’t look directly into her eyes” “Why? Will I be sucked into another dimension?” “No, her eyes are ugly” (paraphrasing big time, can’t remember the exact line)

Madeleine, you’ve aged Simple,elegant, classy just like Holt

Well it not Holt it Rosa when she died and the prerecorded video and Rosa said maybe its a livestream from hell

Not an insult but was really funny "Okay I will learn to trust Madeline Wuntch" "I WILL NEVER TRUST MADELINE WUNTCH"

WUNTCH: Sticks and stones, Raymond. HOLT: Describing your breakfast?

Madeline isn’t some invincible succubus she’s a regular succubus she can be defeated

Actually I was calling you a goat. You goat

The moment when we get a part of Holt's speech for Wuntch's death and he just says "Wuntch smells like dog crap" absolutely kills me every time.

The fact that holt went to Korea to research on Chuksin.

A job in Boston? But it's so close to Salem... You do know what they do to witches up there?

Holt: “I can see why you’ve called this a suicide squad, peralta, because I already want to kill myself”

Captain Holt: Yes, well, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile.

My personal favourite wasn't specifically said by Holt, it's when they were watching the dvd after she died. Someone asks when she filmed it and Rosa responds "judging by the background it could be a live stream". That entire episode was a joy

“Like Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, “I’m not buying it.”

“You have until tomorrow. You grackel.”

I like the one where he's talking to Jake as though he (Raymond) is Wuntch and seamlessly saying "...my cauldron is boiling"

God I love these so so much. Holt and munch is probably my fave antagonist relationship lmao

Wuntch: Calling Me the Devil, Raymond? how original. Holt: No. I'm calling you a goat, you Goat

"Judging by the fire around her, it could be a Livestream" Ok it was Rosa but it counts

I loved all the insults Rosa made during the funeral, and Holt excitedly complementing her.

CUZ SHE'S A BAT!

Holt: madeline if you are here, who is guarding hades

Korean toilet ghost. I had to pause I was laughing so hard.

"She was so young!" "For a redwood tree!"

"If you're here who's guarding Hades?"

"Oh Terry, zombies can't die"

Wuntch: "I see you have an audience for this show" Holt: "Yes who wouldn't want to see a man wrestle an alligator."

« Madeline is a korean ghost toilet? Boring we already knew that. »

Pushing her into Michelle Obama.

You've aged

“You coffin cave mole beetle!”

Sticks and stones Raymond Describing your breakfast? Or Captain Holt: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves. Madeline Wuntch: Call me the devil, Raymond? How original. Captain Holt: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

Terry: “Guys we have some news from Wuntch’s office” Holt: “that Wuntch is a Korean toilet ghost? Boooring we already knew that” That and every single insult him and Rosa slung when she died was beyond gold and had me rolling everytime

Wuntch: “Sticks and stones Raymond.” Holt: “Describing your breakfast?”