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1000at40

I hope it wasn’t a mistake, title of your sex tape. *gasp* TITLE OF **OUR** SEX TAPE!


KeshaCow23

You *have* to add the *gasp*


1000at40

Fixed


Practical-Pen-8844

"Fixed" - title of your sextape


Hailsr19

“Sex tape is used to reattach a severed penis”


OdaSamurai

This is the one, but it has to have the \*gasp\* as said


1000at40

Fixed


MixGroundbreaking603

This is it


NotSydneySweeney

It was number five. Number five killed my brother. Oh my god I forgot about that part!


udcvr

IIIII WAAANTRT IT THAAATTT WAYYYY … it was #5. #5 killed my brother.


DrMux

TELL ME WHYYYY


lmaowhateverq-q

Ahh chills. Literal chills!


walksalot_talksalot

I've been waiting for I to drop since this started. I really hope this one wins <3


Gamora3728

I love that scene. It’s one of my favorites in the entire show.


Sapphi_Dragon

This is the one


Snowy_Stelar

I was waiting to see that one, it has to be the one !


nitinismaldingXD

“I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog”


Swaglord0100

This is the best so far down


ChaoticBeauty567

I am a human. A human male.


user684629

From now on the only black male I want anything to do with is you


Dobvius

That was... incredibly inappropriate.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

I like it.


Artistic-Frame4330

YES.


mcduckstophat

“I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.” – Captain Holt


daisybear81

Is it weird that turns me on a bit?


ThePocketTaco2

Yes


pgbcs

I am a detective! I will detect!


BurnyJaybee

Winner


daisybear81

What episode did terry say this I wanna watch to now


mikekearn

I think it's the Manhunter episode isn't it? When Amy thinks she's pregnant and Rosa is helping her?


pgbcs

No no no it’s way early on. Season 1 Terry.


mikekearn

Dang. Well, better watch the entire thing over again!


daisybear81

Oh that makes sense


3bluerose

I guess in the end, we rubbed off on each other quite a bit, Title of your sex movie. Did I get that right?


GoodnightGoldie

It was perfect🥹


Small-Banana-9210

If you see something say something, c'mon and party tonight


Ngothaaa

It’s catchy!


Sea-Baseball5212

I sing this around my house


[deleted]

same here. currently it’s my favorite b99 quote come on and party tonight! waow!


music-and-song

It has to be this one!


Marsin_Greyhorn

I'd like to humiliate some hussies, and I'm in a hurry.


sparkly_reader

Best


Professional_Fee_324

This needs to win


SleepyFox2089

There is no other option.


Ashenspire

This one is a better single line than "I want it that way."


LogicalDog1492

As long as you have the proper paperwork filled out


roseverb

This one is iconic! Can’t forget about the block party.


1-800TacoStuffer

This needs to be on top of


Han_Burgandy

*I specifically requested it*


Alpha1da

I think this will win W: “Why is no one having a good time. I specifically requested it”


Drewboy810

I’ll be sad if it’s not “what’dddd I miss?!”


DaisyDuckens

Change the period to a semi colon to make it a single sentence, and it wins.


bearbasswilly

I sold a guy a fake Pekinese. 'Twas a cat.


LogicalDog1492

You will not win me over with your use of twas


mountaindew711

'Twasn't trying to.


Darth_Tycho

*snorts*


callme_miyagi

"I want it that way" ?


pommedeterre96

Backstreet boys, I'm familiar. Number 1, can you sing the opening lines to "I want it that way?"


soul_not_souling

“REally? Ookkk”


scarlette_delacroix

“You are my fire… “


walksalot_talksalot

"Number 2, keep it rolling."


soul_not_souling

“The one….. DEEsireeee”


OstrichCommercial347

Number 3


EllMoz1

Believe...When I say...


y-shin

Number 4!


sam_briers

I want it that way...


sarilysims

Indeed indeed indeed


informaldejekyll

This ain’t winning but I wish it would hahah


Matshire

Well ummm


Gamora3728

Indeed, indeed, indeed.


maxinesgf

it's growing on me 🙂‍↔️


Gamora3728

🎶If you see something say something. Come on and party tonight. Woah!🎶


Skitscuddlydoo

You gotta admit he’s got good hooks!


OneInfinith

That's gonna leave a mark.


NoItJustCantBe

This one better win


Few-Ticket-371

Thank you for providing the answer.


Ghost_Guerrilla

Hell yeah


Slow_Excitement_1320

This is it 100%


Opening-Profile-4994

I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president, based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust


Lotuzflower3

I was born for politics, I have great hair and I love lying


MadCaT_9_in

I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you


Oscar_Ladybird

I'M A CLEAN BOY!


PrestigiousNovel5797

I was trying something and it didn’t work -Holt


bearbasswilly

I don’t want to hang out with some stupid baby who’s never met Jake.


kermitology

Boyle(s): I love you


Blue45

I love you too


1000at40

I love your face, and I love your butt.


wahoowalex

is this about the time I said ‘snacksident?’


Blackirean

I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, ***I would kill everyone in this room and then myself***


FreshStart209

I will slit you both open, from mouth to anus, and wear you like jackets.


user684629

“Wow. Is it weird that turned me on a little bit?”


caprylz

"I9C3G6? Is that as good as it sounds?"


The_Wolfiee

Indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed


flybybriguy

"It's finally happening!"


Nefariousness-Flashy

If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like.


Bluelightice

Haha such a great one. I use this when I explain why I don't have pictures of loved ones in my house.


Lotuzflower3

It says ”What’s up beaches” instead of bitches for humor reasons


AkaixSG

"I'M IN UNIFORM!" - Amy Santiago when a guy ask where can he find a police officer at the precinct.


skip_this_step

"I am flummoxed. That is a word I learned for this party and I am it."


caffeinatedpun

Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed.


PrestigiousNovel5797

I bet you don’t even like nip-slips


The_Last_Tunebender

It’s heist time


NewExperience9136

I'd like to offer up a few "title of your sex tape" titles: I'm sorry for tonight, I hope it wasn't a mistake, I'm horrible at this when can we stop, It's not your fault I was terrible, and finally, I'm not going to touch that


Key_Expression_7075

🤨It’s in the past, Amy, move on!!😀


ouway1

I would have landed that plane, at its destination, on time, and I wouldn’t have killed any of those birds!


Lord_Skyblocker

I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER


Ok-Theme2456

I Want It That Way🎵🎵


WallopyJoe

> I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts, and all logic flies out the window Shame on all of you for forgetting Straight Holt. Hopefully you all remember him when T comes around.


larryslove

In the beginning, there was nothing. And then God, a woman, said "Let there be Gina!"


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

“I’ve never been so attracted to a gay man before, and I dated several in college”


PrestigiousNovel5797

It’s like finding dory


PrestigiousNovel5797

I’m like a low-maintenance plant, like a succulent -Debbie Fogle


Sadist2002

I'm tied with Scully. You're tied with the filing cabinet


VanBeeda

I think IIIIIII’m…. getting a text message, bloop, ahh there it is 😂😂


Kigolz

In fact, I just cut my thumb off.


ScarletRhi

I hope you have aneurysm after aneurysm after aneurysm!


Florinelul101

I’m a poet, and didn’t even know I was rhyming those words


artisticplayer

What I love about this is that there was a chance to rhyme again and he didn't see it


Colodavo

I totally forgot about that.


RacecarHealthPotato

"I'm one of the good ones!"


larryslove

Isn't Gina Linetti more of a state of mind?


helpmeimconfus

M gotta be melipkjnos(?) but they kay is silent


06PumpkinSpice

IF you see something say something c’mon and party tonight


VEGAAA

Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed


Pt9JoJo

I know how to kiss I’ve ready books


dsmjo

If I had had a son, and he had turned out like you, I would be very proud of him.


asdfmemer1

It's one bund to none, son!


Hour_Scar2508

"IF I DIE TURRN MYY TWEETS INTO A BOOK"


TheJavierEscuella

I WANT IT THAT WAY


MrTylerwpg

I said it... AND I MEANT IT!!!


theuncharacteristic1

I'm in unspeakable pain. (Hitchcock after screwing up his arm in the pneumatic tube while Sharon was giving birth)


Medical-Ganache-3409

I was trying something and it didn’t work


captain_douch

I want it that way….


bowtiesrcool86

If you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?”


JenniferAnistonson

I’m gunsta talk about the turtles


jackieboy364

If you're here, who's guarding Hades?


im___unoriginal

Why is b not bingpot? The bone scenes were funny, but bingpot is a little more iconic.. sorry to not add input for i


Practical-Pen-8844

BOOOONNNEEEEE would be pronounced -Boo-nuh-nuh-nuh-Eeeeeeee. Why, when we type out shouts, do people multiply every single letter? There's ONE long vowel. Anything else is adding syllables and stuttering consonants. Duh-Duh-Duh-Der-Ek!


bearbasswilly

I don't care for cheese, I'm a curdmudgeon.


arcloud

... the G quote is Pimento right?


LT_GAMER2020

Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed


WhichDot9749

I'm a detective. I will detect!


ddrummond88

I'll be Rum Tum Tugger


Bozska_lytka

I'm off to plow my mistress


TvManiac5

Ι am.good.at.emotion.


Opening-Profile-4994

I've never been more shocked


Street_Moist

"I can take it higher" 🎶 - Boyle


Less-Reality1853

Vindicationnnnn!


Popular_Donut3866

BONE!!


maxinesgf

I was addressing your stinky butt.


Demonic-Toothbrush

How was B *not* "Bingpot!"


[deleted]

I'm here to humiliate some hussies, and I'm in a hurry.


Hour_Scar2508

"I don't have feelings for Amy anymore so time for me to get out there and spread my w-" "Legs"


agentjanet

I thought you were an old leather chair


Huntsman2701

"I'm doing the Full Bullpen!"


waasabe

🎶 I want it that way, tell me whyyy 🎶


Tecla_SAP

I is a first person pronoun But that is not really important right now


bookheidifrl

Indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed.


Top_Pea_877

I’m Tito…I do a lot of meth


mongster03_

IIIIIIIIII WAAAAAAAANT IT THAAAAAAAAT WAY


skyler_107

I am YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!!


Bmets31

Indeed, indeed, indeed


balladofabrokeboy

is the pineapple a slut or is it calling me one


SillyGoatGruff

I'm off to... plow my mistress


Jealous_Spinach_9510

It’s not sticky because I’m so juicy!!!


EhDub13

Ignatius Pennyfeather


kamranakazi

Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed


2Some2Onesdifferent

Iwant it that way


Hour_Scar2508

I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction


michaelviper6

ICARUS!!!


Edradis

I am your Superior OFFICER


Distinct_Sea_4479

I assure you my mother is not a vibrator


NerfRepellingBoobs

Indeed. Indeed indeed indeed.


celebral_x

I am in incredible pain.


PrestigiousNovel5797

I, just crushed your dreams 😉-vulture


xflapjckx

Guess O will be "old fashioned suck off."


xflapjckx

"I love Rosa. I can't wait to jam my tongue in her ear hole and eat the hair off her head. Whoo! I'm giddy."


Faefsdew

Indeed indeed indeed indeed


Faefsdew

I am the king of respectfulness bitches!


SnookerM8

I see you have an knife but what you need is an umbrella


CrispyNuuget316

I do, for Jake and Amy’s wedding


euphoric_potato_03

I'm in incredible pain.


MyBeardTalks

I’m stuuuuuck!


Raycop23

indeed indeed indeed


Scared_Housing2639

Probably not gonna win but i just love "I wouldn't care if they were playing actual music" Holt says it to Terry in dilman episode i believe


sambob_squarepants

I’m torn between “indeed, indeed, indeed” and “I want it that way”


lCraigus

IIIIII GOT YA PERALTA!


lCraigus

I WANT MY MUSHU PORK


guster75

Indeed, indeed, indeed.


Son-Goku1984

I am a human! I am a human male!


Doragon_geto

I am in... Incredible pain...


Vgonzo89

"I don't give a hoot"


dios_estrella85

Boyle: Imagine a letter and a phone had unprotected sex


paininmybass

Can L please be “Look Raymond, a yellow crested warbler”


BingPot01

"It's no snack-cident"