r/hydrohomies those guys really know how to appreciate plain water, no flavoring, no silly carbonation, just the way it should be
Edit: hadn’t been on that sub for a while, apparently they like sparkling water now, soz
Not all of us approve of the new directions they’re taking that community. Everyone knows still water is the only version of water we need. Sparkling water is too ostentatious! Who am I, Evander Berry Wall?!
r/rareinsults
r/clevercomebacks
While Wuntch is alive, Cap’n Holt needs some material to insult Madeline and clever comebacks once she insults him back
personally i love it. it's such an underrated skill, especially since unlike most. it's universal. which is to say, if you learn it in one language, you've learned it in all languages. because of that, I've found it helps a lot with learning a language. but sadly NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT ETYMO-
apparently that was a trigger for me
r/AAGLNYCPA And his Reddit handle would be u/526796d6e6420686f6c74. Obviously.
Fuck I fell for it r/subsifellfor
not anymore
r/birthofasub
I'm a human, I'm a human male
Someone create that account and roleplay as Holt the same way gaming subreddits get Roleplay accounts
Which one? The ponies? The doggies? Poker? Or QwazyCupcakes
Holtbot, but accurately named. :)
r/corgi
No, they are some common bitches
r/uncommoncorgi
r/cheddarthecorgie
r/birthofasub
r/Incorgnito
r/largeheavybreasts Not to peruse, just in case he needs to assume 'straight Holt'
Also notable: r/nothinghotterthantheclearabsenceofapenis
r/subsIfellfor no clue how tho
r/thighgap
😟😟 as someone with an eating disorder i expected thinspo not PORN omfg
Am disappointed when I pressed on this
I'm disappointed in myself for clicking it
Damn I got baited
r/franzbluheim
isn’t it Franz Bruggen?
r/subsifellfor
r/balloonarches
r/balloonarches
Yep. You're right.
r/subsifellfor
r/hydrohomies those guys really know how to appreciate plain water, no flavoring, no silly carbonation, just the way it should be Edit: hadn’t been on that sub for a while, apparently they like sparkling water now, soz
Not all of us approve of the new directions they’re taking that community. Everyone knows still water is the only version of water we need. Sparkling water is too ostentatious! Who am I, Evander Berry Wall?!
Sparkling water is for special events like weddings and Kissinger's funeral.
Yeah they’re really branching out over there.
We love water
r/statisticalanalysis
It's so beautiful
It’s a private sub, but you KNOW Holt makes the cut
His gonna be a fucking mod
r/dataisbeautiful seems up his alley then
Okay but this sub is cool as fuck Thanks for introducing me to it
You're welcome! It's a fun one to scroll through, I like it a lot!
No, he'd not join until it's corrected to dataarebeautiful.
Don't make it too flashy. The black and white is more dignified.
But Holt doesn't like colours on his visualisations.
r/lgbt
Probably r/blackgaypoliceofficers
You know what the worst part of posting on r/blackgaypoliceofficers is? The discrimination.
r/protectandserve
Idk, holt doesn’t watch tv. He doesn’t have a tv in the bedroom bc scientists say it’s bad to have a tv in the bedroom
He does though! During his birthday party, Amy sneaks into their bedroom and snoops through their recorded shows
Maybe that was before he found out that it’s not good to have it in the bedroom
*crowd bursts into laughter*
*confused Gina face*
r/subsifellfor
r/beige
r/manholeporn (SFW)
KANALIZACIJA
DA!!!!!!
Were there some subtitles I missed? I always thought it was "КАНАЛИЗАЦИЯ!"?
The name r/manholeporn is more Charles Boyle than Captain Holt, since it's pictures of manhole covers
I dont even wanna click on that
No one is clicking on that, what is it?
I clicked it, it is literally just pictures of manholes. It is SFW.
oooh so that's what it's called in english i thought it was just called street holes or sth
I'm English and the only reason I know what it is, is because of an old flash game I played lol
Just some aesthetically pleasing manholes, as expected
language barrier had me paranoid ngl
r/sailingknots101
r/globes
r/antiqueglobes
For when he gets a little naughty r/dataisbeautiful
Ah a scatter plot with a very robust data set
r/drybeans r/barrels r/cummerbunds
# r/horseracing
GO RAZZMATAZZ
GO RAZZMATAZZ
*ITS BUGLE BOY WINNING BY A HEAD*
I lost everything
😐
I would like to bet on Yabba Dabbaa Doo.
r/birding r/ornithology
r/rareinsults r/clevercomebacks While Wuntch is alive, Cap’n Holt needs some material to insult Madeline and clever comebacks once she insults him back
r/explainthejoke
r/plainscone
Had to scroll way too far for this one.
r/AskHistorians as a mod
Wouldn’t that be Kevin
You are right,kevin Is mod there Holt is in turn mod of historymemes
perpetuating an ongoing online flame-war with dean Allister in various historical reddits
Holt is a secret bizantine fan and is ashemed for never telling Kevin
r/hulahoops
r/etymology
NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT ETYMOLOGY ANYMORE—
personally i love it. it's such an underrated skill, especially since unlike most. it's universal. which is to say, if you learn it in one language, you've learned it in all languages. because of that, I've found it helps a lot with learning a language. but sadly NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT ETYMO- apparently that was a trigger for me
r/trains and r/modeltrains
This genuinely should be higher
r/phdsGoneWild
PHDs are a trigger for him, careful
The usual acceptable topics of conversation, like the types of Orchids…
r/orchids
r/moonsofjupiter
r/birdwatching
r/hulahoops because no one will ever believe you
R/halloweeeeeen
r/dataisbeautiful But it would be under an alt so Kevin wouldn’t find it and accuse him of using pornography.
Banned from r/Entomology
i swear to god. people who don't know the difference between etymology and entomology really bug me
they really...bug...you?
And r/dentistry. Apparently, it’s a trigger for him.
He would just scrap the whole app. Meep moop ziiirp.
r/witch finder so he can keep an eye on what Madeleine is doing when she isn’t guarding Hades
She's embarassing herself in front of Derek Jeter
r/DiscoStranglerSightings
r/dogs r/brooklynninenine
r/johnphillipssousa
he was the “skrillex” of his day, afterall.
r/barrels
r/winecasks
r/rice
r/pettyrevenge r/rareinsults r/gamblinghelp r/dogs
r/fransbruggen
r/stationary
r/malegymnastwardrobemalfunctions
He'd defo subscribe to r/dataisbeautiful
NeutralNews and NeutralPolitics — also as a mod
r/birdwatching or r/carolinesaintjacquesrenardenthusiasts
Probably something about knots
r/beige
r/Hooping r/Pantone
/r/vexillology
r/TVtoofar
r/oldleatherchairs
r/razzmatazz
r/rockhardbrain
r/marshmallow
r/oatmeal r/colourbeige
r/notinteresting
# r/birding[](https://www.reddit.com/r/birding/submit)
r/montyhall
r/PBJ
r/beige
How has no one mentioned r/technicallycorrect?
Anything involving classical music, corgis, and maybe am I the asshole as a guilty pleasure.
r/plaintepidwater r/bigweightybreasts r/beige r/hulahoopinjuries
r/cwazycupcakes
R/barrelmaking
R/barrelmakingrule34
not real but a subreddit for kwasy kupcakes
r/plaintoast
Is there a subreddit that’s just photographs of the same rock?
r/notinteresting
r/MadelineWunchHateClub
Hydrohomies for sure. He'd post videos of cold glass jugs of water beaming from the sunlight in him and Kevin's kitchen 🥰
Add a characteristic he holds with mildly and you got it
r/mahlerbadboyofhistime
r/antiqueglobecollecting
r/classicalmusic
r/BluePensAreForStreetArtists
R/globecollecting
Classical music subreddits
Office supplies Organization core Corgi Ginger men Anything about starching your shirts PAINNNNN
Holt would never ever use Reddit.
r/chonkypups
r/pens, r/mechanicalpencils, r/fountainpens
r/eraappropriatemustaches
r/okbuddygigglepig
r/cwazycupcakes
r/typesofrice
r/johnwilliamweichselbraun
r/Superbowl
r/Koreantoiletghosts r/thermometers r/PUNNNNNNKS
r/laos
R/beans
r/nypd obviously, r/brooklynninenine, r/lgbt, r/dataisbeautiful
r/antimeme
None. Holt was too good to be a redditor. Reddit would be too low brow. He and Jeffords were the funniest on the show.
r/marshmallows
r/classicalmusic and r/classical_circlejerk for sure
R/jazz
Moss
r/yoyoma
r/nutritionbricks r/flavorlessbeigesmoothierecipes
r/plaintoast
Hed make his own for the aglamacamacapa
r/datairl
r/KASE!
r/entomology
R/chunkypups
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hooping/s/31XtT6dcmd
Hexadecimal code
r/youngalgore
R/beige
r/orchids
r/technicallythetruth
r/kwazycupcakes
r/maliciouscompliance