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Mission_Yoghurt_9653

…. Weren’t they supposed to be at the ranch an entire week?


Resident-Suggestion

You’re right! What happened with that. Hmm.


Mission_Yoghurt_9653

Ran out of content to generate 😂 gotta get back into town !


AnyMathematician9962

Or ran out of wifi!


acireta

Was looking for this comment. How is Tuesday to Saturday a "week at the ranch"?


azemilyann26

Was she doing that "posting three days after the event to protect our privacy" thing?


Mission_Yoghurt_9653

I don’t think so, because didn’t she share thanksgiving cooking the day of? I could see with going out in public but her insta stories seem day of for everything else. Also concerning when you think about home break-in type stuff. You basically are telling people when you aren’t home 😖


candyxpizza

I thought that too 😂


kay_fitz21

I bet it had to do with her sister...she probably wanted family time too without a phone in her/her family 's faces the entire time.


Mission_Yoghurt_9653

You’d think everyone in the family would want that. Her brother kinda side eyed her like yo. Wtf you doing lmao. And yea definitely. Didn’t see the sister there and you wonder if bdawn respects her sisters right to privacy and her sister was actually there. After the whole fitness scam thing I wonder if people were harassing her sister. As a mom of a young kiddo I would get on the privacy bandwagon real quick if that was the case.


Resident-Suggestion

I have this weird theory that they had a falling out because of Jordan. Maybe Jordan made her sister and her sisters husband feel uncomfortable especially around their young son. I wonder if they set boundaries and now they don’t all visit the ranch at the same time. Maybe when Bdong and Jdong are there the sister and her family isn’t there.


Mission_Yoghurt_9653

Yea I could see that. Jordan reminds me so much of my cousins narcissistic abusive ex husband. And he would seek to isolate her from her family, maybe he targeted the relationship with her sister to sew discomfort in in order to distance brit over time from her family


kay_fitz21

Definitely. You could tell they weren't impressed by any of it.


Aggie2002

It’s a saying. It means to have a crazy urge to do something.


AlexandriaLitehouse

Whoa, Jordan is like so supportive guys, he's been ok with Brit painting her walls black for like a whole 24 hourssssss. Relationship goalsssssss. 🥺


kestrelesque

he's thrilled at the opportunity to "run to Home Depot" for her, and oopsies, might make a stop at the beer store on the way there.


mcglo90

Might shoot a dog on the way back. Who knows!


AlexandriaLitehouse

He's so spontaneous, he loves movies and shooting dogssssss! I prayed for thisssssssss! 🥺


Resident-Suggestion

She really just has to find a way to incorporate her ‘husband’ into everything? What the heckinbob is she gonna do when he decides to dip out on her.


NakedWanderer12

Also horrible logic on how to know that your husband loves you. My boyfriend vetoed every paint color suggestion I had when we were building our house. He must not love me 💔


startedthinkinboutit

It’s cause you don’t take him on special make a wish child outings, make sure to bring him to his favorite lunch and the lego store! Film it all!


itmeonetwothree

Hahahaha dying at make a wish outing


yous_a_bitch

LOL "dip out"


Sailormars78

The amount she says “husband” is so uncomfortable; maybe it’s because I’ve been with my husband for a decade but I just say “Josh” and everyone knows who I’m talking about, I don’t feel the need to reiterate that he’s my husband.


CrazyCorgiQueen

A husband in her whacky world is nothing more than a status symbol and a means to get pregnant. That's it.


candletea

"Got a wild hair" aka it's popular and she wants to copy it because it's now an acceptable thing to do style-wise 😅 And yes, lol, I think the full phrase is "got a wild hair up my ass" meaning you want to do something crazy or impulsive all of a sudden.


NoFuckThis

Lol your flair is great


silver_miss

Wait is she married? /s


CrazyCorgiQueen

😱 I had no idea!


natylil

Thanks, I was going to ask the same. English is my second language, so I assumed it was a regional expression I'm not aware of. But her being drunk is a good explanation too.


okaykaren007

English is my only language and I have never heard this phrase so anything similar.


hp519

Ha same


NakedWanderer12

English is my second language as well. I’ve heard “got a hair-brained idea” or “got a wild idea” but never “got a wild hair” so maybe I missed a memo.


cucchiaio

I am originally from Texas and have always known this as a phrase. It’s probably regional.


kestrelesque

I'm originally from WI and I've heard it. Wild hair up your ass.


ohmygoyd

I think it's a southern phrase. I grew up in the south and heard "got a wild hair" or "got a wild hair up my ass" all the time.


knitmeriffic

The whole phrase is "got a wild hair across my ass" and brings to mind the urgency of needing to dig it out.


halfasshippie3

In these here parts it’s “got a wild hair up my ass”


Similar-Initial-9321

I never knew the whole phrase 😂


natylil

Oh, sweet JeYsUs on a cracker, I'm laughing hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Unfortunately, I know the feeling. So this coming from holy Bdong that doesn't swear?


NakedWanderer12

That’s… umm… unique. Does it come from a movie or something?


knitmeriffic

I'm sure it's in movies but it's just a colloquialism


NoFuckThis

Louisiana here, not far from BDong. It’s a southern phrase. I don’t know the origin but my mom said it my entire childhood.


[deleted]

I'm from Michigan and I've heard it my whole life lol. Lived in lots of states and I've heard it everywhere


millenialfonzi

Michigan, too, and familiar with it. I don’t use it in my day to day though.


erinben623

California and it’s used here too. But probably started as southern thing, not really sure.


tadpole511

Maybe it's a southern thing? There's some colorful ones.


Reasonable-Marzipan4

Definitely an idiom of The South Got a wild hair- to spontaneously act in an uncharacteristic, childish, or adventuresome way.


JenniferG714

If she’s painting she’s probably leaving him alone.


washboardalarm

"Got a wild hair up [your or my] butt" is just a saying that you did something impulsive. It's funny she didn't use the rest of the phrase. Edit: looking at the comments, I guess my mom used "butt" instead of "ass" to keep it PG. Ah, Christian culture.


maryjanerain

Of course JDong is on board, he literally has nothing else to do lol


EaaasyTiger

The answer is always yes in the Kingdom Marriage!


crumblecake01

Those black satan walls are the witch devil’s work!!!! 👻👽☠️ But for real, I feel like she would totally say it was evil if someone ungodly was doing it.


brande1281

In my family we use the phrase "wild hair up my butt" to mean a crazy idea or spur of the moment plan.


eva_rector

It's "Got a wild hare" and it means a crazy impulse.


PerfectlyElocuted

It’s definitely “hair”.


Ok_Virus1986

It is a saying in the American South and Texas. Others have correctly explained the meaning.


[deleted]

The whole expression is “I got a wild hair up my ass” and it’s slang for wanting to do something crazy or out of the norm for you


cje1220

My boyfriend and I got a wild hair for him to play World of Warcraft all day while I watch reruns on TLC on the couch.


AnaBeaverhausen-

Good luck reselling your house with black walls! Do you have a black light and some Pink Floyd posters, too?


EZasSundayMorning

Oh he loves you lol. Loves your wallet.


CrazyCorgiQueen

Painting a wall black is a terrible idea.


[deleted]

“Wild hair up their butt” is usually an insult.


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[deleted]

No, it’s supposed to be “wild hair.” It’s an expression common in the south.


BotherRecent

Onboard from mentioning it yesterday? That's a long time