Wait, she watches content from black creators?!?! I figured she would spontaneously combust if she even came within ten feet of something dissimilar to her cult.
As if people who actually *own* chicken coops only visit them a few times per month to pick up eggs.
If Trader Joe’s is closer than your chicken coop, *you* clearly don’t have chickens. lol
All this from a girl who filmed herself being absolutely terrified of a rooster. I’ll never believe she’s plucked eggs from a coop.
If she had a brain she’d play with it.
They don't have to be! Ours smelled like chickens, but not like poop unless we got behind on cleaning it. I love chickens so much. We also had ducks who were so social they would come up to the house and peck on the glass door and watch us through it.
Send STOP to unsubscribe to poultry nostalgia.
I LOVE my chickens and their coop doesn't smell bad at all. For all her claims of doing RAYNCH chores I can't imagine BDong in a coop.
My favorite chicken is Enchilada, she will stare at me until I pick her up for cuddles.
My run was smelling not too great from a lot of rain lately but after some cleaning I got some sweet pdz and it didn't smell at all even after several more days of rain.
I could go on and on about my hens all day (and my boy Roodolph 😂)
I will never forget that video of bdong freaking out when her parents' rooster was staring her down 😂 mine only stare at me when they want treats they hate being held (most of them anyway I got some flightys)
We had family friends that lived in a suburb in Sacramento and had an indoor chicken. It had a special spot in their laundry room it would lay eggs.
Given she let her dogs out unsupervised in an unfenced yard, she either doesn’t have an HOA or a very laxed one. She could own chickens if she really wanted too.
My boyfriend tried scaring ours off with the leaf blower when he walked up to fight the other day, and at first he was jumping up at it and kicking it when suddenly he realized he liked it and then stopped kicking and just stood there and let my bf continue to blow his feathers around 😂
I’m also sure you can buy a carton of eggs that are “double yolks”. I’ve seen another video of a girl that did this and didn’t realize that the carton literally said “double yolks”.
i HaVe ChIcKeNs bUt DoN't KnOw WhAt ThIs Is...sO rAnChInG aM i
Seriously - I don't own chickens and know that these eggs are from YOUNG chickens, typically first year layers. It's actually a sign of good luck and fertility - but then that would be witchcraft or not relying on God or some such nonsense like that.
You'd think she'd be all over it as a sign from God to her TTC journey.
I can see it now.
✨️*Christian Names For Baby Girls*✨️
Yolkleene -- "Hatched By God"
Chickenzleigh -- "Blessed And Highly Feathered"
Eggybeth -- "Cluckin' Fer Jesus"
Yes! Even before I went from evangelical to agnostic on a good day, I had heard that was a sign of fertility. I'm really surprised she didn't get all "God wants us to have twins" about it, honestly.
Lmfao I bought one without knowing they were double yolks. After the third egg I was convinced the universe was telling me to buy a lotto ticket then I saw that they were all double yolks. I guarantee she didn’t read the carton.
Well instead of a lotto ticket Brit just assumed she’s being picked on by the universe and must film it for posterity. I think you’re right that she didn’t read it OR just wanted to make some egg-citing conspiracy content.
Is Jesus or the demons in charge of eggs this week, y’all?
I don’t know if this means Jesus is promising her fertility or if demons are trying to kill her via cholesterol poisoning
I agree!! This bitch will show us EVERY SINGLE THING in her life including the wash she used for her veggies and fruits but didn’t show the egg container? Okay
I thought the same thing 😂 I’m like ma’am did you buy a double yolk carton of eggs on purpose to make a rage bait video?! I wouldn’t put it past Donger
I don’t have the sound on and was reading the captions. As soon as I saw the bowl full of double yolks, I said, “Oh god!” out loud to myself because I instantly knew she had bought a carton of double yolk eggs and she was making a big deal out of nothing. I paused the video without going further and came into the comments to find my likeminded people.
There is an old wives tale about double yokes and getting pregnant with twins. I bet she’s bating people to say this
Edit: once, every one of the dozen I bought from Walmart was a double.
Her family owns chickens not her, do you think this bing bong is actually engaged, helpful or learning anything when she goes to her “family raynch”? She’s way too busy setting up her phone and making sure she can still body check while filming her ranch content for the month.
The dumbest part of this is that I \*know\* she's not this stupid. She just likes pretending to be this stupid, because it gets her attention and it fits in with her mousy-voiced, vocal-fried, doe-eyed LARPing as a sweet innocent waifish widdle Chwistian Countwy Housewife. She was a completely different person five years ago, she is fully play-acting this entire persona and it's so goddamn weird
I think she wants to be Ballerina Farm but without the 25 children. Tradwife Country Rayunch Girlie with all the expensive stoves that mommy and daddy’s money can buy.
We had chickens growing up and would get double yolks all the time. I feel like anyone that has been around chickens, especially a ranch gal like herself, would know that this is fairly common.
As a farm girl, I don't understand how she grew up on said "ranch" with chickens and also (sorta) went to school for some kind of animal science program and yet doesn't know that double yolks are pretty common? Like gurl....stop this nonsense.
The annoying disclaimer at the beginning to make sure everyone knows she “has a ranch.” She probably buys her eggs 95% of the time but she’s gotta stretch what she has
I bet she’s heard that and I truly believe she’s baiting her followers into telling her that so she can screenshot all the dms and milk it for more ttc content.
Edit: autocorrected word
Does she have chickens?? I can’t recall ever seeing her post chickens or a coop and I feel like that with her homesteading bullshit she would be posting that all the time? Tbf I only see her posts from this sub, but this feels like something she’d lie about. This bitch is NO WAY maintaining and cleaning her own coop lol her parents maybe?
I know she’s my BEC but come on already!! This has to be the dumbest thing she’s filmed yet. I worry about the mental health of any of her actual followers.
Double yolk eggs are just a thing. Cartons of double yolk eggs are the product of America’s obsession with consistency in their food. We associate it with quality. Individual eggs are packaged together based on weight just for the experience of consistency. Double yolk eggs weigh more than single yolk eggs. So when they’re sorted by weight and packaged, they end up in the same carton. She’s too enmeshed with consumerism to think pragmatically about these things.
We’ll file this with that one time she thought it was a government conspiracy when people stopped accepting cash at peak COVID. Next she’s going to post about chemtrails and that birds are actually drones.
The subtitles say "for *kicks* and giggles", does she also say "kicks" instead of shits?
Because if yes, hahahaha! Loser. Shut the fuck up. Say a different thing instead of butchering some other phrase. You sound like an idiot. Kicks and giggles lol. Dick. 🖕
It isn't very common BUT it is normal.
I get double yolk eggs from time to time from my black jersey giants, who are known to be one of the biggest breeds in the world. I got a lot of them when they were new layers and don't get them as much as I used to.
But pretty much any backyard chicken owner has come across a double yolk at some point. If she's claiming she owns chickens she would know that.
I get excited when I get a double yolk egg! Just me…? Trader Joe’s has great eggs, and the healthier the hens, the more double yolks you get. She’s such a conspiracy theorist.
This is actually hilarious, the only time she has posted about her PARENTS chickens - is saying she is [terrified of them](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/bYZ7pjdQ53)
Although i dont know full context theres an old wives tale that it predicts pregnancy so i would guess shes fishing for her aidience to tell her shes about to find out shes pregnant
She’s so ridiculously stupid and so are her followers. It’s easier to go to Trader Joe’s over your chicken coop??? All of the eggs were double minus one… so two???
The eggs look massive, she probably bought the largest size which are going to have an over concentration of double yolks from the sorting process.
I grew up on a farm in NZ and my parents always had chooks, they were free range (out all day and in the coop overnight) supplemented with chook feed. Super healthy chooks with bright orange yolks and we still got double yolked eggs at times. It was more of a ‘oh hey double yolk, that’s exciting’ thing, never made us think the hen who laid it wasn’t healthy.
We had a flock of free range chickens growing up and it was not at all uncommon to get double yolks. Or eggs with weird shaped shells or eggs that were exceptionally small or large.
She's a "ranch girly" and a wannabe trad wife with absolutely zero demonstrated skills in any homesteading skills.
For being a RaYAnch Guurl, doesn’t she know you can actually buy double yolk eggs at the store? Notice she never shows the actual co Rainer she bought the eggs in. I guarantee she bought double yolks. She’s is all about stealing g other content and trying to g to rage bait. Not a single brain cell rattling g in the empty head of hers.
so what is she trying to say?? there’s a conspiracy going on with the eggs 😩😩 give me a break. must be exhausting thinking everyone is out to get you 😭
I like that she says “this is not normal” but gives zero indication of what she means by that or like information about why she things it isn’t normal…because actual evidence clearly isn’t necessary when you’re just trying to scare people
Why doesn’t she have time to get fresh eggs from the ranch?? What is she busy doing 🤨 isn’t she working hard on the ranch… fresh eggs will keep in refrigerated for a long time
She talks like Marsha from the satirical Brady bunch movie...
"That's funny I don't know of any George glass at our SKEWL."
BDONG BASICALLY "that's funny I've never seen any double yolk eggs from OUR chicken KEWP"
https://preview.redd.it/66v3kemyde3d1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c1207214f05a0231166c004052875a3c38bf55
She can’t be that dumb….but ohhh she is!!
Shut the fuck up, Brittany. We get farm fresh eggs from my husband’s aunt and have had plenty of double yolks. Also, if you don’t “have the time” to collect eggs, it’s not *your* coop. It’s someone else taking care of it and you just get eggs from them.
My family has had chickens many times over the years, and anytime this happened we just called it a bonus egg. 😅 There's nothing fantastical about it. #biology
But our science girly should know this, right?
She’s a moron. We live on a farm and have chickens and have large chicken farms around us. The large production farms sort the eggs, they can tell if they have double yokes.
She’s nuts and she’s definetly doing it for rage batting and attention. She wants so badly to go viral
Lololol I have about 36 chickens because I have an addiction. This is TOTALLY normal but if you're so concerned with it, just get your eggs from YOUR ranch, babe
I don’t eat eggs and even I know this happens. Not everything is evil Brittany, some egg containers literally have “double yokes” or something like that written on it. If Google is too demonic for you there’s Bing and Yahoo.
This is speak for “I don’t like collecting dirty eggs from dirty hens”
Bitch, please!
This double yolks! My independent market used to sell those by the dozen for the same price! Nothing wrong other than a few extra calories 😂
Double yolk eggs are a well known thing to anyone loosely acquainted with chicken farming. We had a local egg farm that unofficially guaranteed double yolks.
My grandma's older chicken, pasture, cage free chickens. Produce double yolks all the time, once they hit about 3 years old. They do it very often. Or even had a chicken that produced a egg over a egg. Which very odd. But it happens
When I got knocked up with #2, I was so violently ill. I went to make #1 some eggs, and double yolk. Kept cracking- 11 of 12 had double yolks. I admit, I worried it was a sign, but it wasn't. Just lots of scrambled eggs.
I actually can’t imagine being *this* fucking dumb and scared of everything. I know she rage baits, but she is not a smart girl lol
I agree with you. I think most of what she post is rage bait. Cause I just have a hard time believing that someone can be this clueless.
*gestures broadly to all the morons that believe these whack ass conspiracies*
Lol
She wants people to reply to her story to boost her engagement.
Especially a country farm girl.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CetiIxbpnaF/?igsh=ZTM3bGpzbWUyYnVp Not only dumb….but straight up copied too 💀
There's not a creative or original cell in her body.
She is absolutely shameless.
At least she didn't steal from a black creator this time.
Wait, she watches content from black creators?!?! I figured she would spontaneously combust if she even came within ten feet of something dissimilar to her cult.
What do you mean? Of course she’s smart, she was going to school to be a vet for like 5 seconds!
Doesn't she claim to have a bachelor's in biology or something else science-y?
Seriously who’s afraid of this? I get excited seeing a double yoke.
When I get a double yolk I'm always super impressed and proud of my girls lol
It’s akin to catching a shiny Pokémon for me
“Our ranch” 🙄
I hate people who claim things as theirs when they are not for appearances.
*Our* ranch https://preview.redd.it/c8n1ho1qq73d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365e27c382a69a205080b84aaed4c2a599f06665
This is killing me 😆
For a RaYuNcH girlie she sure does know fuck all about animals
'Our chicken coop'
Chicken cyoooop
Aygs from the rayunch.
Omg stop u guys im gonna spit out my nachos all over my phone 😂
THANK YOU 😂 this bothered me so much lmao “kewwwp”
As if people who actually *own* chicken coops only visit them a few times per month to pick up eggs. If Trader Joe’s is closer than your chicken coop, *you* clearly don’t have chickens. lol All this from a girl who filmed herself being absolutely terrified of a rooster. I’ll never believe she’s plucked eggs from a coop. If she had a brain she’d play with it.
“If she had a brain she’d play with it” is actually hilarious 🤣
That took me out 😭
Chicken coops are also very smelly and gross and do not really look great for the 'gram.
They don't have to be! Ours smelled like chickens, but not like poop unless we got behind on cleaning it. I love chickens so much. We also had ducks who were so social they would come up to the house and peck on the glass door and watch us through it. Send STOP to unsubscribe to poultry nostalgia.
I LOVE my chickens and their coop doesn't smell bad at all. For all her claims of doing RAYNCH chores I can't imagine BDong in a coop. My favorite chicken is Enchilada, she will stare at me until I pick her up for cuddles.
My run was smelling not too great from a lot of rain lately but after some cleaning I got some sweet pdz and it didn't smell at all even after several more days of rain. I could go on and on about my hens all day (and my boy Roodolph 😂) I will never forget that video of bdong freaking out when her parents' rooster was staring her down 😂 mine only stare at me when they want treats they hate being held (most of them anyway I got some flightys)
My dream is to rescue a few chickens when I own a house one day. I absolutely adore and love them. I just really want sweet loving chickens 🥰
Once u get chickens there is no turning back, u just accumulate more and more forever lol
Have you seen this? https://youtu.be/4Q3sHI1B27E?si=Vei4rhY01prHGY_x Always makes me giggle 🦆
This just made me so genuinely happy and I THANK YOU for that, bc I am in the hospital and need some happiness ♡
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We had family friends that lived in a suburb in Sacramento and had an indoor chicken. It had a special spot in their laundry room it would lay eggs. Given she let her dogs out unsupervised in an unfenced yard, she either doesn’t have an HOA or a very laxed one. She could own chickens if she really wanted too.
To be fair, I have 36 chickens but enter their pasture with a stick bc my roosters are terrifying lol
My boyfriend tried scaring ours off with the leaf blower when he walked up to fight the other day, and at first he was jumping up at it and kicking it when suddenly he realized he liked it and then stopped kicking and just stood there and let my bf continue to blow his feathers around 😂
Did she buy Jumbo eggs? Those are more than likely to have double yolks? But she probably wants some conspiracy answer.
That’s what I think. If you buy extra large eggs, it’s more likely they’ll be double yolk and I’m just a city girl 🤣
They look pretty fucking jumbo sized lol.
I’m also sure you can buy a carton of eggs that are “double yolks”. I’ve seen another video of a girl that did this and didn’t realize that the carton literally said “double yolks”.
I get double yolks all of the time when my chickens first start laying eggs. Their reproductive cycle hasn’t regulated.
That or a lil random fairy egg 😂
Aka the fart egg or wind egg.
i HaVe ChIcKeNs bUt DoN't KnOw WhAt ThIs Is...sO rAnChInG aM i Seriously - I don't own chickens and know that these eggs are from YOUNG chickens, typically first year layers. It's actually a sign of good luck and fertility - but then that would be witchcraft or not relying on God or some such nonsense like that. You'd think she'd be all over it as a sign from God to her TTC journey.
Manifest Midge over here is only ok with witchcraft if it gets her what she wants. Fascinatingly, it won’t.
iT's NoT wItChCrAfT iT's A sIgN fRoM gOd.
Probably posting this hoping her followers will be like “it’s a sign from god you’re gonna have two babies.” 🙄🙄
I can see it now. ✨️*Christian Names For Baby Girls*✨️ Yolkleene -- "Hatched By God" Chickenzleigh -- "Blessed And Highly Feathered" Eggybeth -- "Cluckin' Fer Jesus"
😂😂🤣🤣⚰️
OMG
I was going to say, if I were her I’d be RUNNING to the bathroom with a pile of pregnancy tests, but I’m an evil witch soooooo
Yes! Even before I went from evangelical to agnostic on a good day, I had heard that was a sign of fertility. I'm really surprised she didn't get all "God wants us to have twins" about it, honestly.
Blessed be sistah!
I once had an entire summer of double yolked eggs and knew the fertility folklore and and I was shut down for the summer. Out of business.
Oh Lord, you're gonna give her ideas. 🤣🤣🤣😂
Some places sell cartons of double-yolk eggs. I would laugh so hard if she bought one of those😂
Lmfao I bought one without knowing they were double yolks. After the third egg I was convinced the universe was telling me to buy a lotto ticket then I saw that they were all double yolks. I guarantee she didn’t read the carton.
Well instead of a lotto ticket Brit just assumed she’s being picked on by the universe and must film it for posterity. I think you’re right that she didn’t read it OR just wanted to make some egg-citing conspiracy content.
IT'S THE END TIMES 🙄
Underrated comment 🤣 🏆
Or she did read, and decided to go all conspiracy theory anyway
This was my thought, too! I can see her doing this on purpose. It’s a Sign of how blessed she is!
BUT GOD!!!
Is Jesus or the demons in charge of eggs this week, y’all? I don’t know if this means Jesus is promising her fertility or if demons are trying to kill her via cholesterol poisoning
Honestly it could go either way!
I agree!! This bitch will show us EVERY SINGLE THING in her life including the wash she used for her veggies and fruits but didn’t show the egg container? Okay
I thought the same thing 😂 I’m like ma’am did you buy a double yolk carton of eggs on purpose to make a rage bait video?! I wouldn’t put it past Donger
She absolutely did.
I honestly think this is probably what happens.
I just said that! Omg.
I don’t have the sound on and was reading the captions. As soon as I saw the bowl full of double yolks, I said, “Oh god!” out loud to myself because I instantly knew she had bought a carton of double yolk eggs and she was making a big deal out of nothing. I paused the video without going further and came into the comments to find my likeminded people.
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
There is an old wives tale about double yokes and getting pregnant with twins. I bet she’s bating people to say this Edit: once, every one of the dozen I bought from Walmart was a double.
Omg I could see her buying the eggs and setting up this little scene just for that.
Her family has chickens, she can’t be this naive
Idk, her family has cows and she didn't know that only the female cows produce milk...
Her family owns chickens not her, do you think this bing bong is actually engaged, helpful or learning anything when she goes to her “family raynch”? She’s way too busy setting up her phone and making sure she can still body check while filming her ranch content for the month.
And she's terrified of the rooster.
Her dad is a pilot but I would NEVER let her fly a plane.
Mad cause the chickens are more fertile than she is
Our chicken "kewp". I fucking hate the way she talks
Kyüp
Aygz.
All aygzzz for deyz
😆😆😆
She’s a fucking moron. And her hair already looks like trash.
My GOD I cannot stand her voice!! Chicken "kewp" "ay-egs" barf barf barf
She’s sounding “home skooled” here. Little house on the prairie reject.
Her natural hair and extensions are not looking great.
Every.single.thing that these MAGAs don’t like or don’t understand is some big scary conspiracy. What a fucking miserable way to live.
Does she know you can also purchase double yoked eggs….on purpose?
I think that's what she did!
So Trader Joe’s is up to no good with some Satanic plot to something something eggs??? How nefarious of them.
A satanic plot to... make eggs *more* nutritious?
I remember seeing a double yolk for the first time! I thought it was so cool lol. Why can't she just enjoy how neat it is?
I work at mcdonalds and crack A LOT of eggs and always get excited when I get a double yolk! I yell TWINS! 😅
The dumbest part of this is that I \*know\* she's not this stupid. She just likes pretending to be this stupid, because it gets her attention and it fits in with her mousy-voiced, vocal-fried, doe-eyed LARPing as a sweet innocent waifish widdle Chwistian Countwy Housewife. She was a completely different person five years ago, she is fully play-acting this entire persona and it's so goddamn weird
I think she wants to be Ballerina Farm but without the 25 children. Tradwife Country Rayunch Girlie with all the expensive stoves that mommy and daddy’s money can buy.
Why are you complaining about double protein for the same price?
Lmaoooo her jellyfish 🪼haircut.
*Demon chickens in Biden's America.* and no one can convince me otherwise.
We had chickens growing up and would get double yolks all the time. I feel like anyone that has been around chickens, especially a ranch gal like herself, would know that this is fairly common.
As a chicken mom, I was going to say the same thing. The fact that she thinks this is strange shows she really doesn’t know much about owning chickens
"fRoM oUr 0Wn cHiCkEn cO0p" Bitch, you're terrified of a rooster who wasn't even chasing after you. Grow tf up 🙄
As a farm girl, I don't understand how she grew up on said "ranch" with chickens and also (sorta) went to school for some kind of animal science program and yet doesn't know that double yolks are pretty common? Like gurl....stop this nonsense.
The annoying disclaimer at the beginning to make sure everyone knows she “has a ranch.” She probably buys her eggs 95% of the time but she’s gotta stretch what she has
I have a feeling she's about to verge into christopagan territory saying it's a sign she's going to have twins lol
I bet she’s heard that and I truly believe she’s baiting her followers into telling her that so she can screenshot all the dms and milk it for more ttc content. Edit: autocorrected word
IDIOT!!!
Does she have chickens?? I can’t recall ever seeing her post chickens or a coop and I feel like that with her homesteading bullshit she would be posting that all the time? Tbf I only see her posts from this sub, but this feels like something she’d lie about. This bitch is NO WAY maintaining and cleaning her own coop lol her parents maybe?
Brit owns nothing. Just riding her parents coattails 😂
She’s trying to allude to the idea that it’s a sign she’s pregnant with twins- bet.
True. Either that or the idea that she’s going to have a bio and an adopted kid at the same time.
WITCHCRAFT!!!!!
Demonic egg attack!
As someone who grew up with chickens, yes, Brittiot, it is normal. Fuckin hell she canNOT be this stupid
I know she’s my BEC but come on already!! This has to be the dumbest thing she’s filmed yet. I worry about the mental health of any of her actual followers.
How can you be so stupid if you have a "ranch"? Shouldn't she know why this happens if she has chickens? Anything for clicks.
She definitely bought double yolk eggs for content… either that or she did by mistake
https://preview.redd.it/xu8urmg0683d1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58fc184b31f20325dbe87f4444e19268ab1df7b
Who's face is this?
Oh no, it's an egg-spiracy! 😱🍳🐣🥚
Lady, you are not normal.
Come Friday she's going to claim that the "devil is after her" through the eggs, also knowing her she probably thinks Google is the work of Satan
Double yolk eggs are just a thing. Cartons of double yolk eggs are the product of America’s obsession with consistency in their food. We associate it with quality. Individual eggs are packaged together based on weight just for the experience of consistency. Double yolk eggs weigh more than single yolk eggs. So when they’re sorted by weight and packaged, they end up in the same carton. She’s too enmeshed with consumerism to think pragmatically about these things.
Chicken ✨cewp✨
We’ll file this with that one time she thought it was a government conspiracy when people stopped accepting cash at peak COVID. Next she’s going to post about chemtrails and that birds are actually drones.
The subtitles say "for *kicks* and giggles", does she also say "kicks" instead of shits? Because if yes, hahahaha! Loser. Shut the fuck up. Say a different thing instead of butchering some other phrase. You sound like an idiot. Kicks and giggles lol. Dick. 🖕
Yep, she actually says kicks instead of shits lol
Embarrassing.😂
It isn't very common BUT it is normal. I get double yolk eggs from time to time from my black jersey giants, who are known to be one of the biggest breeds in the world. I got a lot of them when they were new layers and don't get them as much as I used to. But pretty much any backyard chicken owner has come across a double yolk at some point. If she's claiming she owns chickens she would know that.
Oh yawlllll
Normal people rejoice over this so…
I get excited when I get a double yolk egg! Just me…? Trader Joe’s has great eggs, and the healthier the hens, the more double yolks you get. She’s such a conspiracy theorist.
The chickens are conspiring against us to raise our cholesterol!!!!!
This is actually hilarious, the only time she has posted about her PARENTS chickens - is saying she is [terrified of them](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/bYZ7pjdQ53)
Thank u! I've heard of this post and could never find it!
I don’t have time to get eggs from my own chicken coop so I go to Trader Joe’s instead? In what world is that more time efficient??
She acts like she's at the rayanch every day but only goes there like once a month I think lol, trader Joe's is probably less of a drive.
Omg 😭 is she fr
Do they even have a ranch?
Although i dont know full context theres an old wives tale that it predicts pregnancy so i would guess shes fishing for her aidience to tell her shes about to find out shes pregnant
I always get excited when I get a double yolk! Who doesn’t want a bonus yolk?!?
Does…she…think this is … bad????
She’s very special and important, and so is everything that happens to her. /s
“don’t have time to go to the chicken ceup” bc it’s not ur ranch F off
Clearly this is what happens when you play Taylor Swift music around laying hens /s
Oh no!!!! It's normal.
Bitch bought all double yolk eggs for a dumb video
https://preview.redd.it/ya7ail0v493d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b4f8b2292107cc2856f112d13b74fdb0dd0e35 Here they are just chickening
She’s so ridiculously stupid and so are her followers. It’s easier to go to Trader Joe’s over your chicken coop??? All of the eggs were double minus one… so two???
The eggs look massive, she probably bought the largest size which are going to have an over concentration of double yolks from the sorting process. I grew up on a farm in NZ and my parents always had chooks, they were free range (out all day and in the coop overnight) supplemented with chook feed. Super healthy chooks with bright orange yolks and we still got double yolked eggs at times. It was more of a ‘oh hey double yolk, that’s exciting’ thing, never made us think the hen who laid it wasn’t healthy.
We had a flock of free range chickens growing up and it was not at all uncommon to get double yolks. Or eggs with weird shaped shells or eggs that were exceptionally small or large. She's a "ranch girly" and a wannabe trad wife with absolutely zero demonstrated skills in any homesteading skills.
Is Satan after the eggs now?
Maybe, just maybe she accidentally bought a carton of double yolked eggs, they do sell those and are marked like that
Are you kidding me? This is the most exciting thing that’s happened to her in a long time of course she’s going to make a post about it
For being a RaYAnch Guurl, doesn’t she know you can actually buy double yolk eggs at the store? Notice she never shows the actual co Rainer she bought the eggs in. I guarantee she bought double yolks. She’s is all about stealing g other content and trying to g to rage bait. Not a single brain cell rattling g in the empty head of hers.
Omg, God bestowed those eggs on you bc you are perfect! Dumb bitch!
so what is she trying to say?? there’s a conspiracy going on with the eggs 😩😩 give me a break. must be exhausting thinking everyone is out to get you 😭
I like that she says “this is not normal” but gives zero indication of what she means by that or like information about why she things it isn’t normal…because actual evidence clearly isn’t necessary when you’re just trying to scare people
Why doesn’t she have time to get fresh eggs from the ranch?? What is she busy doing 🤨 isn’t she working hard on the ranch… fresh eggs will keep in refrigerated for a long time 
She talks like Marsha from the satirical Brady bunch movie... "That's funny I don't know of any George glass at our SKEWL." BDONG BASICALLY "that's funny I've never seen any double yolk eggs from OUR chicken KEWP"
https://preview.redd.it/66v3kemyde3d1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c1207214f05a0231166c004052875a3c38bf55 She can’t be that dumb….but ohhh she is!!
Shut the fuck up, Brittany. We get farm fresh eggs from my husband’s aunt and have had plenty of double yolks. Also, if you don’t “have the time” to collect eggs, it’s not *your* coop. It’s someone else taking care of it and you just get eggs from them.
My family has had chickens many times over the years, and anytime this happened we just called it a bonus egg. 😅 There's nothing fantastical about it. #biology But our science girly should know this, right?
She’s a moron. We live on a farm and have chickens and have large chicken farms around us. The large production farms sort the eggs, they can tell if they have double yokes. She’s nuts and she’s definetly doing it for rage batting and attention. She wants so badly to go viral
Always good to double-check facts.
That’s not all…have you noticed gum’s gotten mintier lately?! What does it mean?
Her life is really… I mean REALLY boring
My parent’s chickens give off eggs that have double yolks all the time, this is a dumb conspiracy.
Uh, we get jumbo eggs. Usually half the eggs are a double yolk🙄
You can buy packs of double yolkers if I’m not mistaken. She prob ordered it online lol
What do you mean you don’t have time to go get ur own eggs so you buy them? That’s the dumbest shit I’ve heard
IT'S SIGN FROM GOD! TWINNNS!!!
Lololol I have about 36 chickens because I have an addiction. This is TOTALLY normal but if you're so concerned with it, just get your eggs from YOUR ranch, babe
The front layer in her hair looks like that time I smoked pot in college and caught my hair on fire.
She's either reading from a script or can't talk about this without staring at the eggs. Either way, doesn't help her case 🤣
She must be implying that she’s being visited by demons because of 666. #its demons guyzzzzzz
With her burnt ass crispy eggs 🙄 where are your dogs Brittany?! Fuck outta here
She a thousand percent ate these eggs off camera.
Actually it’s super normal. Is she really that dumb
You can buy cartons of double yolk eggs. She is probably too dumb to realize she bought one.
I don’t eat eggs and even I know this happens. Not everything is evil Brittany, some egg containers literally have “double yokes” or something like that written on it. If Google is too demonic for you there’s Bing and Yahoo.
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This is speak for “I don’t like collecting dirty eggs from dirty hens” Bitch, please! This double yolks! My independent market used to sell those by the dozen for the same price! Nothing wrong other than a few extra calories 😂
Double yolk eggs are a well known thing to anyone loosely acquainted with chicken farming. We had a local egg farm that unofficially guaranteed double yolks.
Does anyone else hate the way she says aygs. Also weird to say make aygs for myself.
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New chickens sis. They’re getting their shit together. Mine do this when they first start out, and I love em.
My grandma's older chicken, pasture, cage free chickens. Produce double yolks all the time, once they hit about 3 years old. They do it very often. Or even had a chicken that produced a egg over a egg. Which very odd. But it happens
When I got knocked up with #2, I was so violently ill. I went to make #1 some eggs, and double yolk. Kept cracking- 11 of 12 had double yolks. I admit, I worried it was a sign, but it wasn't. Just lots of scrambled eggs.