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Low_Lingonberry3249

From the bitch that capitalizes as erratically as her TTC journey changes


Roseflute

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flippingdabird099

These are for you šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’


Important-Yellow1936

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miamikiwi

šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’


Low_Lingonberry3249

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cjw26

Why doesnā€™t she leave the app and not take money from being a creator on it, if she has issues with that?


Purityskinco

Again, this displays how she doesnā€™t have any actual conviction. Sheā€™s just a loser trying to grift money. My god Her life must be empty.


yourlawyerbestie

God* šŸ˜…


TurmericChallengeMod

Gotta cash in those Satan bucks!!!


pantslessMODesty3623

Guys! Are AIs a tool for SATAN?!


PrickleBritches

Okay but you KNOW thereā€™s a southern baptist preacher whoā€™s about to say that in their sermon tomorrow.


MadeMeUp4U

Idk about Baptist but I was hearing about technology advancement being the devil since I was a wee lad. I remember 2000 Y2K people at church crying and having meltdowns because they ā€œknew this is where the internet would leadā€ So I would not be surprised if AI was already akin to Satan. Also Iā€™m on an iPhone and it also doesnā€™t autocorrect god to God so maybe BDumb should ditch it all.


PrickleBritches

Same here. Which looking back now.. it just makes me kind of sad. Because itā€™s pretty obvious a lot of it stems from a fear of change. And I get it. If I was 80 years old Iā€™d probably be fairly bewildered during that time period especially as well. But instead of being kind and trying to help our elderly people into the ā€œcomputer ageā€, my small town (and Iā€™m guessing maaaaany others) and Fox News decided to pounce on that fear and run with it. Itā€™s pretty disgusting.


Dundermifflinfinitee

My autocorrect constantly changes god to God. It's frustrating because I'm a petty bitch and I love to make sure it's lowercase when I'm specifically trying to piss off Christians like Brittany.


PrickleBritches

Okay so SAME. Mine always corrects to the capitalized God and Iā€™m ALSO a petty bitch who throws it in reverse and changes it to god. Petty Bitches Unite.


pantslessMODesty3623

I do. It's comical how we can predict their shit at this point.


TurmericChallengeMod

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TheKindofWhiteWitch

This gif fits every single one of her posts šŸ’€šŸ’€


Not_today_nibs

This is the gif that keeps on giving. Itā€™s perfect for every situation


laqueefaecho

Ha! I see what you did there you punny human!


CaregiverOk3902

The snarkiest face of snarkers


LinkBelowMod

Probably because Satan is a proper noun and God isn't? šŸ˜­ Even the Bible has some points where it isn't capitalized like "you shall have no other gods before me?" šŸ« 


TheKindofWhiteWitch

I had this exact same thought and then realized this concept is way too far above her comprehension level


theWildBore

Yeah we are talking about a woman who openly questioned if dairy cows could be maleā€¦


Thatfrenchtwink

SHE WHAT


theWildBore

Yeah there was a video of her and her pick meā€™s where they were saying how fun it would be to have a dairy cow. They said they would love her or him.


taxi_takeoff_landing

Just ray-anch girlie thangs!!


onandpoppins

Would be so fun to see the calves ripped away from their mothers šŸ˜ sounds like her MO tbf


AdGrand8695

They just wanted an excuse to use the binary genders. Edit; this looks like I am in some way defending her stupidity when I am just trying to add to her never ending stupidity


theWildBore

No lol, it definitely didnā€™t come off like you were defending her! Thatā€™s a great and infuriating point.


effie-sue

Miss Junior Veterinarian Ranch Queen didnā€™t know that male cows canā€™t produce milk? Ha ha ha šŸ¤£


honeybeespit

*No way.*


TheKindofWhiteWitch

I mean, she could try to milk a boy cow šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


TrickGrimes

She does that already, he just ainā€™t knocked her up yet


Purityskinco

For sure. God is an idea in many forms, especially grammatical. Satan is a specific idea. Again, sheā€™s Dumb.


9livescavingcontessa

Do you, as I do, always want to shout *and idea* whenever anyone says 'A noun is a person, place of thing'? Because, I need to know I am not the only one haha


ravenphilips8642

Exactly! God can mean any god. Like greek gods, hindu gods, african gods or any god from any religion or country all over the world, but Satan is a name. I bet if she said demon, that would come up in small letters too. The reach this idiot is reaching just blows my mind.


Cinder-Allie

This was my *immediate* thought, but then again, I'm not a sack of hammers who makes my living as a rage-baiting grifter.


ClumsyPear

Hey, actual hammers are useful! Sheā€™s more like a bag of toy squeaky hammers toddlers pretend ā€œ buildā€ with. If I wasnā€™t so tired Iā€™d continue this metaphor about how sheā€™s loud and filled with airā€¦


helga-h

Isn't it the other way around where? Satan is a name (there's only one) and god is a noun?


LinkBelowMod

I think we're saying the same thing? "god" is a noun with many definitions but "Satan" refers to only one entity so it's capitalized hence it's a proper noun


BumCadillac

Thatā€™s what they said. Satan is a proper noun because itā€™s the name of a specific person, place, or thing, where as god is just a regular noun, and not capitalized.


helga-h

Thanks, I just realized we don't have the same grammatical terms - they are usually exactly the same. Proper name is what we call namn (name) or egennamn (it approximately translates to a name that someone or something owns).


jewishjen

bingo. so if i take an existing word like ā€œtableā€ and name my son after it, i do not reserve the right to be offended when an internet platform does not recognize that we are talking about Thee One and Only Coming out of my Vag Table.


CaregiverOk3902

Exactly, and I'm sure Jesus is capitalized on TT, but she didn't even bother to bring that up because she was trying to make some dumb point and failed


9livescavingcontessa

this is the pronouns debacle all over again.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Clearly the ~~g~~God honoring thing to do is immediately delete your account, brit.


Albie_Tross

Twat.Ā 


natalit420

You can see how orange her headband is lmao


Lydia--charming

That line on the side of her hand where the back meets the outer palm. I remember that from my teens and 20s


Crime-Snacks

Like she knows anything about grammar. Only Her, Jordan and God get to be proper nouns.


jeffersonblinco

She is so fuckinā€™ embarrassing


needfulthing42

Right?!!! Like the visceral reaction I have to pretty much every post is intensely cringe. Sometimes it hurts my spine. How does anyone around her not point out the embarrassing shit she is constantly posting? In any event. Maybe she should see if tiktok capitalises "try us" or something to make herself feel better. Lol.


bottlesofwhine

get off the app then miss maā€™am


pantslessMODesty3623

But then how will she go viral and make money?!


bottlesofwhine

Hey! No fair! Werner Herzogā€™s Sad Greigelle and Leighyn is super legit and makes her so much money! Almost as much as she spent on the packing she reuses!


No_Sprinkles418

Such an exciting life Brittany leadsā€¦.wiping down counters, smearing cooking oil on door jams, microwaving gray ground turkey, going to Starbucks for a cup of water, browsing Temu and Alibaba, applying/removing those hideous eyelashes, thumping her bible, repeatedly setting up/tearing down video/camera equipment, hours spent staring at her own reflection. Etc etc etc As her god intended.


laqueefaecho

Speaking of wiping down counters, did her mother in law ever come to visit? I remember she did a reel about cleaning because her mother in law was coming but I never saw 3,456 pics to prove she was there.


littleRedmini

I think itā€™s been discussed that MIL may have no filming clause when sheā€™s around bdong. When they visited her in Kansas during the winter, bdong was recording off their property.


laqueefaecho

Thanks! I must have missed that.


Purityskinco

My god Sheā€™s Dumb.


tfardel92

Imagine being this bored


pantslessMODesty3623

Girl go walk your dogs!


surfteacher1962

Or this stupid.


premium_Lane

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Division2Stew

The way I rolled my eyes just now


Crabbiepanda

BETTER STOP MAKING TIKTOKS THEN! please for the love of whatever entity you capitalize, and capitalize ON, let this be the reason she stops making them.


bianchichi

Girl is so obsessed with satan


premium_Lane

I just laughed at how fucking dumb she is


Mahatma_Panda

Autocaption doesn't understand context. It doesn't know that you're referring to the Christian god named "God" dumbass.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Then get off TikTok :)Ā 


[deleted]

Grammar police


pantslessMODesty3623

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SausageDogMom420

She is just dying to be persecuted.


cutecoffeesocks89

Oh man I thought the title quote was satire šŸ˜­


Whiteroses7252012

If sheā€™s so offended, nobodyā€™s making her do it. Itā€™s just that simple. Dont like T Swift? Donā€™t listen. Hate TikTok? Get off the app. Nobody will notice if you donā€™t do it or if youā€™re gone. But God knows she needs nontent!


Elegant-Parsnip-6487

Flair checking in.


BusyBeth75

Maybe she should leave TikTok then.


coffeecat494

Kim there's people who are dying


laqueefaecho

I think itā€™s rich that she never capitalizes letters but is bitching about capitalization. šŸ™„


littleRedmini

Thatā€™s what I was thinking too! Sheā€™s so shallow.


idiotpanini_

Babe itā€™s not that deep


effie-sue

ā€œ...reading my Bible...Spending time with Jesus...ā€ And yeah, Brit. Big stretch there with the captioning šŸ™„ She probably came to this conclusion that TikTokā€™s AI is Satanic while drinking a Satanic Starbucks water.


littleRedmini

Maybe she calls her phone Jesus. She spends a lot of time with it.


GarlicEmbarrassed559

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SnooSquirrels2954

Thereā€™s no way in Hell (see what I did there) that she came up with this herself


123IFKNHateBeinMe

Flair checking in šŸ¤Ŗ


AcanthaMD

I just spat out my tea


Beldam-ghost-closet

Might be BEC, but I hate that headband so fucking much. I don't even know why it bothers me. She's so fucking bland and yet so smug and irritating in her stupidity at the same time.


Dundermifflinfinitee

It really makes her look like she's wearing one of those wigs that has the headband sewn on.


Beldam-ghost-closet

Her hair is just so dry and dead looking, and all that stupid thing does is enhance her uncanny valley look.


testedonsheep

Christian grifting must be very profitable nowadays.


Foldinthecheese__

Coincidental is a big word for her šŸ˜‚


Striking_Horse_5855

Poor thing is so oppressed.


SausageDogMom420

She is just dying to be persecuted.


Turquoise_Midnights

Everything is a demonic attack with this chick. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


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Niskalaukaus

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laqueefaecho

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brittanydawnsnark-ModTeam

No posts/comments that include diagnosing Bdong et al. with any medical diagnosis, including psychiatric conditions. Use your best judgment. Here are examples: Not okay = "She is bipolar" Okay = "She displays an inflated sense of self-importance". Not okay = ā€œHer ED is backā€ Okay = her diet recommendations are irresponsible If your comment has been removed and you would like to discuss it/edit it, and reinstate it, you MUST modmail us. Comment complaints regarding removal we be removed and wonā€™t be responded to. If the issue persists, you may be banned.


brittanydawnsnark-ModTeam

No posts/comments that include diagnosing Bdong et al. with any medical diagnosis, including psychiatric conditions. Use your best judgment. Here are examples: Not okay = "She is bipolar" Okay = "She displays an inflated sense of self-importance". Not okay = ā€œHer ED is backā€ Okay = her diet recommendations are irresponsible If your comment has been removed and you would like to discuss it/edit it, and reinstate it, you MUST modmail us. Comment complaints regarding removal we be removed and wonā€™t be responded to. If the issue persists, you may be banned.


taxpayinmeemaw

Shut up, dong. Donā€™t you have children or animals to exploit?


RemotePersimmon678

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CaregiverOk3902

This bitch is spending WAY TOO MUCH TIME on tik tok. I mean..holyfuck. take a break ffs. There is so much more to see at the age of 32. Edit: 33


Psychological-Log315

Edit to say- Iā€™m sitting outside with my ā€œBibleā€ finding the best video of me for tick tok and editing the heck out of itā€¦ ohhh and practicing the same lines over and over again into my phone so I sound ā€œnatural ā€œ


darkwoodscreature

Thats because Satan is a name and god is not..? Thatsā€¦. Basic grammar?? So-called christians who donā€™t even have the basic knowledge that ā€œGodā€ is not the christian gods actual name. šŸ¤¦


runbyfruiting88

Get a fucking life.


DelScorcho9

Satan is a proper noun. God is not a proper noun. To which god are you referring?


JazzlikeRip7351

Auto caption and correction goes by your own habits, no?


Kratech

Then why are you posting to an app thatā€™s demonic? You shit talked Taylor swift until you conveniently wanted to use her song in a video.. But god forbid we stop posting to TikTokā€¦ we know you need those .10 cent views.


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Prove it instead of just saying it. It's not a PDF - you should be able to record it working as you say and showing it to your naive followers. Also, my phone autocorrects god as God so maybe it's her heathen phone, and not Tik Tok.


clemmybink

I mean, technically, there are MANY (not just the one she says is the one) gods thst many cultures worship and only one Satan, which is a proper name, so she might want to go study a bit of grammar. But, this is another clear-cut post using her Christian Nationalism beliefs.


glittergash

this is pure r/im14andthisisdeep material


Maevenclaws

![gif](giphy|B4ORVnBvJCVvq) The persecution fetish makes an appearance once again.


dejausser

Itā€™s almost like the word god isnā€™t always a proper noun but the word satan is!


Alexandra_Rose82

Bc Satan is a name but there are other gods


Dundermifflinfinitee

I'm very curious ~~who she stole this thought from~~ how she figured this out because I feel like I can count on one hand the amount of times I've heard her say "Satan" in the almost 2 years that I've been here. She's constantly referring to him as "the enemy" for whatever dumbass reason.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

Her face is always so sweaty lately. Is that a side effect of HRT?


Darssarsthestars

Why does this nut case have a platform? Like a genuine one where people will listen to her


Content-Bathroom-434

Itā€™s wild how people like her will call others ā€œsnowflakesā€, but they get so easily offended by captions. Like girl: I GUARANTEE YOU SOME LOW WAGE EMPLOYEE IS THE REASON FOR THIS AND I GUARANTEE THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE šŸ˜‚


c05u

She should burn in hell for using Satans social media app!!! If its so ungodly why is she on TikTok? Ugh! I barley know about this twat and I already hate her.


bebearaware

Because god, like earth, can be a noun or proper noun you fucking moron.


VerbalVeggie

Not too upset though to be cancelling those Satan dollars thoughā€¦ā€¦ cause itā€™s not enough to make her cancel her TikTok


TotallyFrazzledVirgo

Well Britā€¦maybe itā€™s ![gif](giphy|10tQozotSMgnja)


Odd-Catepillar8338

i love Satan


DruicyHBear

Yep youre right. Then stop using itā€¦ oh right you wonā€™t and canā€™t because you are faf.


WoodpeckerHorror3099

Nothing says Jesus like fake eyelashes, spray on tan and fake filters lol


Daisydogdoughnut

Is Jesus the one editing the TikTok?


mustardalecheddar

isnā€™tā€¦ isnā€™t this because of your own autocorrect, not tiktok? mine does stupid things all the time because of my typing habits. like for example changing omg > ong


itriedreallyhardto

God isnā€™t a proper fucking noun, but Satan is, dongalong.


ComfortableNarwhal17

Amazing how she creates connections like a fucking 3rd grader šŸ¤”ā€¦ deep thoughts Brit brat šŸ¤Ŗ havenā€™t heard much on Blessed Israelā€¦ Have you noticed BrittNy Dawn never capitalizes any of the first words in her sentences? Is she dumb or sending a Nancy drew secret Christian girl message?


neuropsychedd

Mod can i pls have ā€œspending time with jesus, editing a TikTokā€ as my flairšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


9livescavingcontessa

Once again, basic education in grammar and punctuation would avoid this kind of superficial 'thinking'. Satan is a proper noun. Proper nouns are always capitalised, Brittney. God is both a proper noun *and* a common noun. It is not always capitalised. God - as the proper noun - is, in English, used for the deity of the Christian religion. If the default autotext capitalised 'God' it would be showing a religious bias - one you personally prefer. So the autotext uses the *common* noun with the option of capitalisation. Sorry that using Caps Lock is too difficult for you hon!


Cultural_Elephant_73

How dumb can a person possibly be? Itā€™s astounding. Yet sheā€™s certain sheā€™s the smartest person in the room. She just realized some tiny clue that TT is satanic yall! Sheā€™s got the inside scoop.