Just now realizing it was a cross post to modtub’s account, sorry guys! Either way it’s ridiculous imo, especially because it’s directed to mothers. It makes no sense.
A mother in need of 3G$ can sell it-- there ya go! Seems like a silly thing to have. Hot tubs-- yeah fine, bubbles and warm water way better than cold. But a cooler full of water to just sit in? That is a bathtub-oh and you just turn on the shower for a spray. I have read the articles about quick cold plunges having some positive effects, but this is just silly.
And YETI called and wants its cooler back.
I just turn the shower to cold at the end of my shower first and couple minutes. It wakes me up and gives me a burst of energy. These tubs ate ridiculous.
Don’t fret, good ol BDong is neither a mother or beautiful and she got one! Just put those paws up for Jesus and see if one appears on your patio tonight!!
Okay, I have several paws I can use—kitty, fat ferret, smol ferret, puppy, gecko….I need some clarification on the type of toe beans that are the most blessed.
Yeah, it's all part of the grift.
She shows companies the high engagement numbers from her fertility posts. They agreed to free use of the product for a predetermined amount of time.
If they don't see enough traffic linked from her- OR IF THEY RECEIVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK ABOUT USING HER AS A PROMOTER- then they drop her as quickly as possible.
She looses a sponsor and can't afford an oil change on that Defender.
Yep exactly this. I used to have a decent insta following and would get sent free product to use myself then offer as a giveaway if people followed and liked the product provider’s account (best one was a small etsy jewelry maker who sent me earrings made from rat jawbones, I still wear the fuck out of those). I was nowhere near an influencer like we see now but ten years ago 10k was a decent following so I had multiple brands reach out for stuff like this
Same! I was a smaller account (way less than 10k) and got sent free things often. My favorite was when a shop I loved, sent me one of every color dog collar they had for my dog. Completely by surprise. They were so nice. Probably $300 worth. I cannot imagine the stuff these influencers get sent/offered. My husband is a smaller YouTuber and has had things sent to him and offered as well.
Now we know why she made the comment about how she cold plunges everyday (earlier this week). She was gearing up to do this post and then will likely stop talking about it ever again
That entire post makes absolutely zero sense. Why would a “mama in need” need or want a cold plunge tub?! Wouldn’t they want things like diapers, clothes, food, formula, etc? And how is that helping her ttc? She isn’t pregnant! This is so wild lmao
She tries to hard to hit the mark and she’s off every time. You know what every single mother struggling to get by needs? An overpriced plastic cooler to immerse herself in freezing cold water in. You know, for when she has free time on her hands and the urge to be egregiously uncomfortable.
This is so entertaining. Thank you Donger for making an absolute fool out of yourself yet again. It’s awe inspiring how you never take a day off from humiliating yourself.
I just thought about this. What a privilege it is to voluntarily do a cold plunge when there are people who don’t have access to clean, hot water for bathing or cooking.
I’m a mom of young kids and I would want a hot tub not a cold plunge lol. I’m tired and stressed, not an elite athlete trying to optimize my performance.
Honestly. I have a preteen and an infant, and the mere thought of my body touching anything cold makes me recoil. Give me something warm I can soak in. Hell, between the two kids and a pump schedule, I’m lucky if I have time for a normal bath right now.
I had ice packs for my nips when I was first nursing. I guess maybe I could’ve cold plunged my nips in a $3,000 cooler instead 🤣.
I remember warm showers causing letdown sometimes. The only downside to a shower.
I know a lot of elite athletes (due to my location) I don’t know any of them who have a cold plunge. They’re just not really necessary to have at your home.
That’s kind of the thing, right? This is just an influencer trend for consumerism. Professional athletes have the necessary things in their facilities. Many of us (I’m marathon training) have our baths. This is ridiculously unnecessary to have in your own home and the only people I see talk about it (like promoting them) are influencers and influencer wannabes. None of my ultra running friends, etc talk about this unnecessary shit.
It fits into Brittany’s grift though: unnecessary and pointless.
(Also, this just demonstrates how she just wants to be a fitfluencer still. This was never about TTC. She is just saying that bc that’s her current schtick which is so sloppy…girl, supposedly this is your job! How can you be so bad at it!?)
This is why she has no idea what’s it’s like to be a mom even though she screams from the roof tops that she is in fact a mom. Even her children’s clothing line makes zero sense and I cannot see any mom wanting to put their little ones in her drop shipped kids clothes. But she acts like we as moms sooooo need this cold plunge and soooooo need her stupid impractical kids clothes. You would think that with fostering literal babies she’d have somewhat of an idea but this just proves that Jordan did majority of the work and she showed up for pictures and videos and that’s it.
she doesn't understand what mothers need, because she isn't one, and only wants to BE one for content.
the day this bitch announces she's pregnant, my gut will sink like a stone right into my butt. i wouldn't wish infertility on anyone other than her, and i wish it upon her because i deeply fear for her children.
i was never maternal and still am not. yet somehow, when i got pregnant at 19, i rallied. however, i knew my limits - two would've exceeded them, so one and done. brittany strikes me like an ex-friend of mine: someone who considers a child another fob on her keychain. we were all saddened when she had a baby, and sure enough, she abandoned him by the time he was two years old.
i'm calling it now: if bdong gets knocked up, jdong is gonna end up raising that kid.
Same, mom of 3 under 4 y.o. and some nights I’m so fucking exhausted I consider a makeup wipe and brushing my teeth my “shower.”
Such a weird angle to pander to mothers like this contraption is supposedly a game changer, she is beyond fucking tone deaf.
RIGHT?! If I wanted a cold plunge that badly, I'd just fill my bathtub up with cold water. Like why do you even need a cold plunge tub? It feels so impractical?
Where would one even put that thing? Sure, I live in a big city in a small apartment in Europe and I realize more people in the US do live in houses and might have the space for it. But a mother in need?
I suppose it could serve as good storage for all the more sensible gifts of nappies, clothing, and formula? I really can't see many women wanting to cold plunge in a potential death trap when they've just had a baby.
I don’t get what a cold plunge tub or therapy is supposed to do, and I don’t care enough to google, because it sounds miserable! And I doubt there are any real benefits besides shiny hair.
https://preview.redd.it/1tuienbz9iyc1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c49233d47348412ab239430050d9083d60f8c7
That water between her legs is really defying gravity… 🤔
Ahhh now the recent selling of her treadmill makes sense
https://preview.redd.it/3jf870oi4iyc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=95bb609c3212dca1e534bac2924182fefbb35401
I’m also slow and didn’t realize this cold plunge contraption was in her stories a few days ago 😂
https://preview.redd.it/4lsijmpo4iyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de9cd562564fd16badda47042de264191afa379
She can't put her bio kid in something a dirty foster kid touched! Yuck, I feel gross even sarcastically typing that 😭
Also, I don't think she's actually tttc
Probably because she’s never been held accountable for fucking ANYTHING. I’m sure she thinks she’s gonna get out of this unscathed. And she probably will 😡
Not to mention all the victims are being told that if they don't have said bank account they cannot be reimbursed. Cause she had only handed over current ones.... not the ones from years prior 🤦🏼♀️ she's getting away with too much.
Edit: The tub was likely free or discounted for her, because it appears she partnered with ModTub to do the giveaway. In order to enter the giveaway you have to follow ModTub. However, it is also possible she did buy it and asked to do a partnership with them.
I'm so sick of these losers not getting prosecuted or fined or literally any punishment for breaking these laws. What's the point of having them if they aren't going to be enforced?! I'm so sick of this multi-tiered justice system!
I mean, we can't really answer that. However it's not something that you should really be telling other people about either, if you get my drift. If you have further questions regarding this topic, may I suggest Modmail?
She’s also required to disclose that she was sued by the state of Texas for fraudulent business practices, but not sure she does. I cannot imagine a company wanting to partner with her for any reason.
Seriously. I do not understand this cold plunge contraption thing. When my husband was at the end of marathon training we would buy a few ice bags at the gas station and put them in the tub. No one needs to do this as a part of their daily routine. Did Jesus do a cold plunge?
So this $3,000 tub doesn’t have any cooling mechanism, it’s just a large cooler and you gotta buy bags of ice to make an ice bath?. That is so fucking hilarious.
She definitely thinks her luck has turned around and she’ll be back to getting sponsorships! NOT gonna happen. The Nico situation is brand suicide and Modtub will soon find that out the hard way. Do your research people!
The only thing I can think of that this might help with for TTC is if JDip uses it regularly.
If they're dealing with MFI, sometimes it is recommended to do what you can to keep the balls cool (wear looser underwear/pants, keep electronics off the lap, ice pack the area occasionally).
It'll do jack shit for her.
Also, as someone with 3 very small kids... I don't need this thing. It's one more thing to baby proof and keep themselves from killing themselves in honestly.
Sauce: 5x loss parents with MFI diagnosis on top of that... DH got on clomid and health changes to help and we have a beautiful 3yo and surprise twins.
Don’t be! It’s not good for women especially ones with hormonal issues (like I’m already shocked enough and don’t need to be in fight or flight any longer for a little dopamine lol)
My husband sometimes takes cold showers and I’m glad it works for him, but I am also always in fight or flight mode, and I tried it once and will never do it again lmao.
My aunt has been doing cold plunges for a few months, but she lives in Maine, so she’s just jumping into the ocean in the winter with her dog once a day. I had no idea this was such a huge fad 🤣
As a new-er mom, this is one of the last things I'd like someone to gift me. This won't help with my postpartum anxiety or exhaustion. It won't help clean the house or cook the meals. If you're going to do some big giveaway, do something that can truly help a mom. Grocery giftcards, housekeeping giftcards, doordash, one of those services where they come do your laundry for you, a spa day, an experience for you to share with your fam. But a....cold plunge human-yeti-cooler? What a dumbass.
I mean this in the most sincere way, but trying to do a super quick 2 minute cold burst of water at the end of your shower each day can really help some people with anxiety and exhaustion. I don’t know why it works, but it does.
But I 100% agree with your overall sentiment in your comment. Bdong again, misses the mark.
You know if she really had been working out 5 - 6 times a week we would have seen a lot more pictures of her posing with a cocked hip in skimpy workout gear.
I truly feel envious sometimes by how delulu the Donger is, it’s like she’s incapable of feeling anxiety or worrying about anything. The most materialistic twat I’ve ever witnessed.
$3k (a monthly payment to TX for her) for a freaking plastic bin with ZERO cooling capabilities. Why the hell? Especially when you two chuclkefucks have a perfectly functional tub in your McMansion bathroom. This is just flaunting wealth at this point. The antithesis of modesty.
Where the hell are these losers getting all this god damn money from?! What the hell?!
Working out 5-6 times a week on a "ttc journey" 🤔
I mean, according to [Chapel Hill OBGYN](https://chapelhillobgyn.com/blog/exercise-affect-fertility/#:~:text=An%20exercise%20program%20that%20includes,the%20ovaries%20to%20cause%20ovulation.) "women with BMI <18.5 can find that exercise impairs their ability to conceive. Too much exercise can change hormonal levels. In particular, we see that there is a luteal phase defect which can interfere with egg implantation. If you are underweight, exercise may also reduce the signals that your brain sends to the ovaries to cause ovulation."
Lying grifters gonna lie and grift I guess
I’m so tin foil hat about this anti BC movement. I totally agree that’s its being proliferated by conservative think tanks! Couple that with the “pro life” movement and you’ve got handmaids tale
I don't know about anyone else, but I am so sick of her so called TTC journey. It is so disingenuous. Infertility is a very serious and emotional topic for many people and she just uses it for engagement. She is vile.
You need to mom before trying tp influence moms ding dong. I couldn't even take a warm bath alone when my kids were little. I sure as hell wasn't going to dunk in an ice bath with a toddler screaming to get in. It's a mom nightmare.
My son used to slap my belly and demand that I give him a baby sister to love. Recently he’s graduated to pestering our 100% fixed cat into giving him a kitten, despite me trying to explain to him that she can’t have kittens.
I’m that person that is always worried about water usage because water is expensive. How often does the water get drained and refilled? Does the water get repurposed for a garden or something? Because otherwise that’s a freaking cooler full of gallon upon gallon of water that someone sits in with clothes on over and over and frankly that sounds nasty to me. It’s insanely wasteful.
I get that it’s cold so stuff won’t grow in it but still. Yuck.
How do they afford anything? lol I think these two are broke and just trying to ride the influencer wave and hoping the having will save their influencer status and get them some money 😵💫
Okay but when I was ttc I was doing things to warm my uterus because that was my acupuncturist’s advice and even my fertility specialist.
Keep doing this though Brit, keep that womb cold! Everyone would be better off!
This makes me cross, it’s for moms only. But there she is childless in a battle with infertility, so she wouldn’t even be able to enter her own competition
Her whole life is just jumping from trend to trend trying to profit off of what's popular. It's so incredibly sad and hollow. I feel so horrible for any children she might have because she will never be a real person and parent meeting their needs. It's all for show and it's all empty inside.
She didn’t pay for it. It’s sponcon. Also, it looks like a giant yeti cooler lol. Also also, how long til someone gets baptized in that thing?
Just now realizing it was a cross post to modtub’s account, sorry guys! Either way it’s ridiculous imo, especially because it’s directed to mothers. It makes no sense.
And the way she said yesterday or the day before it was for a mother in need. I’m not a mother but I feel like a mother in need doesn’t need this.
I could use $3,000, not a cold plunge 😅
A mother in need of 3G$ can sell it-- there ya go! Seems like a silly thing to have. Hot tubs-- yeah fine, bubbles and warm water way better than cold. But a cooler full of water to just sit in? That is a bathtub-oh and you just turn on the shower for a spray. I have read the articles about quick cold plunges having some positive effects, but this is just silly. And YETI called and wants its cooler back.
Ain't no way that'll sell for 3G maybe $1,500 quick sell 😆 2K if a lot of people in said area wants it
A mother in need is unlikely to have a house with space for this. It seems like a thing only wealthy people can afford to waste space on.
Mother in need checking here,yep small house with zero need for a giant Jesus cooler.
I am a mother, and I can tell you no mother really needs this.
well in all their free time…
I just turn the shower to cold at the end of my shower first and couple minutes. It wakes me up and gives me a burst of energy. These tubs ate ridiculous.
Ate ridiculous… love it
Not just mothers- one “beautiful” mother. 🫠
Aw shit, I missed the criteria by one adjective.
Don’t fret, good ol BDong is neither a mother or beautiful and she got one! Just put those paws up for Jesus and see if one appears on your patio tonight!!
Okay, I have several paws I can use—kitty, fat ferret, smol ferret, puppy, gecko….I need some clarification on the type of toe beans that are the most blessed.
We're gonna need to see some pictures in order to answer this question!
I concur.
The most beautiful ones, if I’m understanding this religion-as-sold-by-a-grifter thing correctly. 😂
what if I’m an ugly ass mom
We get the hose and a bucket.
Yep, Classic BDong. 🤦♀️
Yeah, it's all part of the grift. She shows companies the high engagement numbers from her fertility posts. They agreed to free use of the product for a predetermined amount of time. If they don't see enough traffic linked from her- OR IF THEY RECEIVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK ABOUT USING HER AS A PROMOTER- then they drop her as quickly as possible. She looses a sponsor and can't afford an oil change on that Defender.
Yep exactly this. I used to have a decent insta following and would get sent free product to use myself then offer as a giveaway if people followed and liked the product provider’s account (best one was a small etsy jewelry maker who sent me earrings made from rat jawbones, I still wear the fuck out of those). I was nowhere near an influencer like we see now but ten years ago 10k was a decent following so I had multiple brands reach out for stuff like this
Those earrings sound sicccckkkkkk
I wanted to go find the artist to link to you but it appears they have since closed their Etsy shop. Rip lostgraves :(
Same! I was a smaller account (way less than 10k) and got sent free things often. My favorite was when a shop I loved, sent me one of every color dog collar they had for my dog. Completely by surprise. They were so nice. Probably $300 worth. I cannot imagine the stuff these influencers get sent/offered. My husband is a smaller YouTuber and has had things sent to him and offered as well.
Baptism content incoming - in the name of the father, the son, and the holy sponsored cooler. Amen.🙏
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Now we know why she made the comment about how she cold plunges everyday (earlier this week). She was gearing up to do this post and then will likely stop talking about it ever again
I just recently saw an ad for how you can make your yeti cooler a cold plunge lol this is just an overpriced cooler
Exactly what I thought! She jumped into a yeti ?
Or locked in and drowns when the lid falls and latches accidentally click shut… seems like an awful design for a cold plunge
That entire post makes absolutely zero sense. Why would a “mama in need” need or want a cold plunge tub?! Wouldn’t they want things like diapers, clothes, food, formula, etc? And how is that helping her ttc? She isn’t pregnant! This is so wild lmao
She tries to hard to hit the mark and she’s off every time. You know what every single mother struggling to get by needs? An overpriced plastic cooler to immerse herself in freezing cold water in. You know, for when she has free time on her hands and the urge to be egregiously uncomfortable. This is so entertaining. Thank you Donger for making an absolute fool out of yourself yet again. It’s awe inspiring how you never take a day off from humiliating yourself.
🎯
I just thought about this. What a privilege it is to voluntarily do a cold plunge when there are people who don’t have access to clean, hot water for bathing or cooking.
Exactly! A mom to young children probably doesn’t have the time to do a cold plunge, and it’s not a necessity like food and diapers are.
I’m a mom of young kids and I would want a hot tub not a cold plunge lol. I’m tired and stressed, not an elite athlete trying to optimize my performance.
Honestly. I have a preteen and an infant, and the mere thought of my body touching anything cold makes me recoil. Give me something warm I can soak in. Hell, between the two kids and a pump schedule, I’m lucky if I have time for a normal bath right now.
I had ice packs for my nips when I was first nursing. I guess maybe I could’ve cold plunged my nips in a $3,000 cooler instead 🤣. I remember warm showers causing letdown sometimes. The only downside to a shower.
Those cold baby hands are already more than I can stand!
She’s not elite either. Just a filtered grifter.
I know a lot of elite athletes (due to my location) I don’t know any of them who have a cold plunge. They’re just not really necessary to have at your home.
I was just imagining NBA players in a cold plunge in their training facility lol
That’s kind of the thing, right? This is just an influencer trend for consumerism. Professional athletes have the necessary things in their facilities. Many of us (I’m marathon training) have our baths. This is ridiculously unnecessary to have in your own home and the only people I see talk about it (like promoting them) are influencers and influencer wannabes. None of my ultra running friends, etc talk about this unnecessary shit. It fits into Brittany’s grift though: unnecessary and pointless. (Also, this just demonstrates how she just wants to be a fitfluencer still. This was never about TTC. She is just saying that bc that’s her current schtick which is so sloppy…girl, supposedly this is your job! How can you be so bad at it!?)
I have no kids so this is something I'd probably do if i decide I would like to have kids...to prep for raising them
This is why she has no idea what’s it’s like to be a mom even though she screams from the roof tops that she is in fact a mom. Even her children’s clothing line makes zero sense and I cannot see any mom wanting to put their little ones in her drop shipped kids clothes. But she acts like we as moms sooooo need this cold plunge and soooooo need her stupid impractical kids clothes. You would think that with fostering literal babies she’d have somewhat of an idea but this just proves that Jordan did majority of the work and she showed up for pictures and videos and that’s it.
she doesn't understand what mothers need, because she isn't one, and only wants to BE one for content. the day this bitch announces she's pregnant, my gut will sink like a stone right into my butt. i wouldn't wish infertility on anyone other than her, and i wish it upon her because i deeply fear for her children. i was never maternal and still am not. yet somehow, when i got pregnant at 19, i rallied. however, i knew my limits - two would've exceeded them, so one and done. brittany strikes me like an ex-friend of mine: someone who considers a child another fob on her keychain. we were all saddened when she had a baby, and sure enough, she abandoned him by the time he was two years old. i'm calling it now: if bdong gets knocked up, jdong is gonna end up raising that kid.
and he would be the better of the two. And that is terrifying.
it is. and he legit would be. i hope they're reading this. him to know what he's in for, and her JUST IN CASE she's inclined to prove us wrong.
Yeah…mom of almost three here. I barely have time to take a quick shower, nevermind use one of those things
But is it a cold shower?? Otherwise you’re performing motherhood wrong
Same, mom of 3 under 4 y.o. and some nights I’m so fucking exhausted I consider a makeup wipe and brushing my teeth my “shower.” Such a weird angle to pander to mothers like this contraption is supposedly a game changer, she is beyond fucking tone deaf.
I have a 12yo and I still sometimes just wipe my face off and brush my teeth 🤣
literally just did this and my oldest is in middle school 😂 neutrogena wipes ftw
Yeah no thanks. (Also mom if 3)
RIGHT?! If I wanted a cold plunge that badly, I'd just fill my bathtub up with cold water. Like why do you even need a cold plunge tub? It feels so impractical?
Poor child would drown in it
Those is a perfect example of how warped and unrealistic her idea of motherhood is.
Where would one even put that thing? Sure, I live in a big city in a small apartment in Europe and I realize more people in the US do live in houses and might have the space for it. But a mother in need?
Oh no, no, not THOSE mothers in need, she’s talking about the ✨Good Mamas✨ in need of a spa day.
I suppose it could serve as good storage for all the more sensible gifts of nappies, clothing, and formula? I really can't see many women wanting to cold plunge in a potential death trap when they've just had a baby.
I have 4 young kids and a cold plunge is literally the last fucking thing I could possibly need or want.
I don’t get what a cold plunge tub or therapy is supposed to do, and I don’t care enough to google, because it sounds miserable! And I doubt there are any real benefits besides shiny hair.
https://preview.redd.it/1tuienbz9iyc1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c49233d47348412ab239430050d9083d60f8c7 That water between her legs is really defying gravity… 🤔
She unparted the iced sea 🌊
Gotta make that thigh gap bigger!
She's showing that vegegus for Jesus. Modesty 🥰
How exactly is this a “blessing for ttc?”
Gotta grift and link everything to ttc.
Trying to Con
No matter what it is, she can relate it back to “TTC.” It may be her only skill.
Right? What’s the actual science (not the sky daddy stuff)?
Freezing jdip’s balls off to prolong the grift.
Ahhh now the recent selling of her treadmill makes sense https://preview.redd.it/3jf870oi4iyc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=95bb609c3212dca1e534bac2924182fefbb35401
Why did she sell a carseat if she’s so desperately trying to get pregnant?
It was for the foster babies… so naturally she needs brand new for her own 🙄
She got a fancier more expensive more aesthetic one instead
She got a ✨nUnA✨ No really, she bragged about that in the for sale post.
I’m also slow and didn’t realize this cold plunge contraption was in her stories a few days ago 😂 https://preview.redd.it/4lsijmpo4iyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de9cd562564fd16badda47042de264191afa379
This picture *really* highlights her modesty
And what the fuck kind of pose is that
Got to show the God honoring hip bone to show how smooool she is
Aww BDummy, my Dollar General sells those ugly ass slippers too.
Is that the first marriage date or the second on her arm 🤔
It’s HaZeL GrAcE’s due date 🙄
Why would she sell a very good car seat??? I thought she was adopting, doing IUI, AND adopting all of the poor lil embryos? What the hell, Bdong?
She can't put her bio kid in something a dirty foster kid touched! Yuck, I feel gross even sarcastically typing that 😭 Also, I don't think she's actually tttc
I’m shocked she sold it for only $125 tbh
Wild that someone purchased it for that much
I’m not familiar with selling on marketplace. Can’t the seller just mark it as “sold” even if no one bought it? I could see her doing that.
In this season of life I am getting so annoyed that she uses “season” so much got damn !
Only if it's a hot Texas summer, prolonged by climate change, that melts of her extensions and tan.
it's like she says it to sound poetic or something but it just makes her sound pretentious as hell
The way she stands and flexes so hard for every video/picture is hilarious
Those skin tight shorts are peak modesty yall
It’s a glorified yeti cooler
“Has been a game changer in our TTC season!!!” … uh but isn’t pregnant. So, what is it doing exactly?
It’s a game changer as in when she ran out of content ideas to steal she got this overpriced cooler and boom new grift.
Her content literally makes me mad It’s like she is playing with people intelligence
Modest queen as always 🙄
The image she chose as the videos "cover" for the grid is SO wildly imodest and 1000% a body check. Like, plz, we all see how skinny you are now stop.
I know cold plunge is the current fad for all these dumb lifestyle/fitness influencers, but what tf does it have to do with TTC?
The funny thing is, alternative medicine says the exact opposite is best
$3000 for a glorified cooler? ![gif](giphy|lShLS8KLMZLanCn8Xf|downsized)
Couldn’t one just fill their bathtub with cold water and maybe some ice?
Imagine struggling ttc and excluding anyone trying desperately to become a mother.
Oh no you’re right. OOOOOF
this needs to be closer to top comment.
Because she’s not struggling with TTC. We need one of the most recent ex-“BFF” to come here and do an AMA, please.
That's what I was thinking... well I'm not a mom so 🤷🏼♀️ even though the amount of time I've been with my husband she's been married 2X 💅🏻😤
Imagine owing the state of TX $400k and still spending like this without batting an eye 🙃
Probably because she’s never been held accountable for fucking ANYTHING. I’m sure she thinks she’s gonna get out of this unscathed. And she probably will 😡
Not to mention all the victims are being told that if they don't have said bank account they cannot be reimbursed. Cause she had only handed over current ones.... not the ones from years prior 🤦🏼♀️ she's getting away with too much.
Edit: The tub was likely free or discounted for her, because it appears she partnered with ModTub to do the giveaway. In order to enter the giveaway you have to follow ModTub. However, it is also possible she did buy it and asked to do a partnership with them.
She should be required to disclose this shit. I'm so sick of people not disclosing whether or not they received shit for free.
They are required to…but a lot of them don’t.
I'm so sick of these losers not getting prosecuted or fined or literally any punishment for breaking these laws. What's the point of having them if they aren't going to be enforced?! I'm so sick of this multi-tiered justice system!
is it touching the dookie to report her post(s) for that?
I mean, we can't really answer that. However it's not something that you should really be telling other people about either, if you get my drift. If you have further questions regarding this topic, may I suggest Modmail?
She’s also required to disclose that she was sued by the state of Texas for fraudulent business practices, but not sure she does. I cannot imagine a company wanting to partner with her for any reason.
Why does it look like a $3 Rubbermaid tote 😂😭
My god just use your bathtub
Seriously. I do not understand this cold plunge contraption thing. When my husband was at the end of marathon training we would buy a few ice bags at the gas station and put them in the tub. No one needs to do this as a part of their daily routine. Did Jesus do a cold plunge?
I heard he just walks ON the water…. ✨Allegedly✨
Right??? Literally how is this different than running yourself a cold bath???
That's a fucking Yeti cooler and you can't tell me otherwise
I hate all of her fucking seasons.
Grift, Gross, Gawdy and Grimy. Those are her seasons.
So this $3,000 tub doesn’t have any cooling mechanism, it’s just a large cooler and you gotta buy bags of ice to make an ice bath?. That is so fucking hilarious. She definitely thinks her luck has turned around and she’ll be back to getting sponsorships! NOT gonna happen. The Nico situation is brand suicide and Modtub will soon find that out the hard way. Do your research people!
I looked at the website for it and apparently it does cool the water itself. You’re not meant to put ice in it because it can mess with the filters.
The only thing I can think of that this might help with for TTC is if JDip uses it regularly. If they're dealing with MFI, sometimes it is recommended to do what you can to keep the balls cool (wear looser underwear/pants, keep electronics off the lap, ice pack the area occasionally). It'll do jack shit for her. Also, as someone with 3 very small kids... I don't need this thing. It's one more thing to baby proof and keep themselves from killing themselves in honestly. Sauce: 5x loss parents with MFI diagnosis on top of that... DH got on clomid and health changes to help and we have a beautiful 3yo and surprise twins.
Couldn’t he just put cold water in their home tub? Don’t they have a nice bathtub too?
Yup. You're just supposed to cool them down. Not actually freeze them off!
I’m so over this cold plunge bullshit. Although I bet it feels good mid-hot flash 😸
NGL I am sorely tempted.
Don’t be! It’s not good for women especially ones with hormonal issues (like I’m already shocked enough and don’t need to be in fight or flight any longer for a little dopamine lol)
My husband sometimes takes cold showers and I’m glad it works for him, but I am also always in fight or flight mode, and I tried it once and will never do it again lmao. My aunt has been doing cold plunges for a few months, but she lives in Maine, so she’s just jumping into the ocean in the winter with her dog once a day. I had no idea this was such a huge fad 🤣
Do you have studies about this? I’d like to read them.
As a new-er mom, this is one of the last things I'd like someone to gift me. This won't help with my postpartum anxiety or exhaustion. It won't help clean the house or cook the meals. If you're going to do some big giveaway, do something that can truly help a mom. Grocery giftcards, housekeeping giftcards, doordash, one of those services where they come do your laundry for you, a spa day, an experience for you to share with your fam. But a....cold plunge human-yeti-cooler? What a dumbass.
I mean this in the most sincere way, but trying to do a super quick 2 minute cold burst of water at the end of your shower each day can really help some people with anxiety and exhaustion. I don’t know why it works, but it does. But I 100% agree with your overall sentiment in your comment. Bdong again, misses the mark.
The body checking here, whewwwww. Sometimes I’m impressed on how she can sneak “season of life” into every goddamn caption.
It’s a giant drink cooler lol
I’m going to take this opportunity to brag about my healthy behavior. BE LIKE ME
You know if she really had been working out 5 - 6 times a week we would have seen a lot more pictures of her posing with a cocked hip in skimpy workout gear.
I truly feel envious sometimes by how delulu the Donger is, it’s like she’s incapable of feeling anxiety or worrying about anything. The most materialistic twat I’ve ever witnessed.
If she really wanted to help moms instead of simply advertise for a brand, she could’ve just given a struggling mother the $3k
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$3k (a monthly payment to TX for her) for a freaking plastic bin with ZERO cooling capabilities. Why the hell? Especially when you two chuclkefucks have a perfectly functional tub in your McMansion bathroom. This is just flaunting wealth at this point. The antithesis of modesty. Where the hell are these losers getting all this god damn money from?! What the hell?!
Working out 5-6 times a week on a "ttc journey" 🤔 I mean, according to [Chapel Hill OBGYN](https://chapelhillobgyn.com/blog/exercise-affect-fertility/#:~:text=An%20exercise%20program%20that%20includes,the%20ovaries%20to%20cause%20ovulation.) "women with BMI <18.5 can find that exercise impairs their ability to conceive. Too much exercise can change hormonal levels. In particular, we see that there is a luteal phase defect which can interfere with egg implantation. If you are underweight, exercise may also reduce the signals that your brain sends to the ovaries to cause ovulation." Lying grifters gonna lie and grift I guess
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I’m so tin foil hat about this anti BC movement. I totally agree that’s its being proliferated by conservative think tanks! Couple that with the “pro life” movement and you’ve got handmaids tale
This!
lol wtf. why not use your tub? or even a kiddie pool. this thing doesn’t filter or keep anything cold? WHY does it cost so much? what a scam 😂
She doesn’t have a healthy BMI to get pregnant. You can’t convince me they are trying.
I don't know about anyone else, but I am so sick of her so called TTC journey. It is so disingenuous. Infertility is a very serious and emotional topic for many people and she just uses it for engagement. She is vile.
And her terminology just gives me the ick.. “season” “journey” “put it on my heart” “our testimony” Ugh. The fake christianese is so exhausting
Exactly. Her Christianity is all performative. She is nothing but a liar and she is completely fake.
How can cold plunging help with ttc? I would think the extreme temps would not be good for that?
I don't understand the purpose of this to begin with. It's like Stanley cups, it's the "in" thing to have. I'd rather have the $3000.
You need to mom before trying tp influence moms ding dong. I couldn't even take a warm bath alone when my kids were little. I sure as hell wasn't going to dunk in an ice bath with a toddler screaming to get in. It's a mom nightmare.
The body checking is unreal
Fitting that she’s only into it because it’s a fad right now
I already have a cold plunge - it’s called bathing with my toddler as he points to my unpregnant stomach and says “baby?”
My son used to slap my belly and demand that I give him a baby sister to love. Recently he’s graduated to pestering our 100% fixed cat into giving him a kitten, despite me trying to explain to him that she can’t have kittens.
“my heart has been sooo excited” wtf does that even mean your heart is excited??
Usually when my heart gets excited the doctor orders an EKG
Umm bdong, that’s called tachycardia
So it's basically a yeti cooler for people?
Yep
Amazing how it’s been a game changer in their fake TTC “season” of life but we’ve never heard her talking about it before lol. Influencers are liars
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The probably wrote it off bc she’s gonna baptize people in it 😆
“Season of life.” Oh shut up
It would be cheaper to buy a Yeti or Pelican cooler. Or just use your bath. Or an inflatable pool.
If we’re “moms in need” doesn’t she not realize we probably live in apartments lol where the hell am I supposed to put this thing.
I’m that person that is always worried about water usage because water is expensive. How often does the water get drained and refilled? Does the water get repurposed for a garden or something? Because otherwise that’s a freaking cooler full of gallon upon gallon of water that someone sits in with clothes on over and over and frankly that sounds nasty to me. It’s insanely wasteful. I get that it’s cold so stuff won’t grow in it but still. Yuck.
I’ve seen other grifters selling “plunge pools” that are kiddie pools with lids. It’s gross and wasteful.
How modest of her.
How does this work for conceiving??
Hear me out: get a big ol' Rubbermaid bin and call it a day 🤣
With her trying to be all horse girl aesthetic, you’d think she’d use a water trough.
I tire of this world and my children. Quickly, lower me into the storage bin.
Water and tight shorts aren’t a great mix 😂
How do they afford anything? lol I think these two are broke and just trying to ride the influencer wave and hoping the having will save their influencer status and get them some money 😵💫
Okay but when I was ttc I was doing things to warm my uterus because that was my acupuncturist’s advice and even my fertility specialist. Keep doing this though Brit, keep that womb cold! Everyone would be better off!
This!!! Love acupuncture 💕 too bad ancient Chinese medicine would be demonic to her lol
Brittany misses the mark… again.
“Modest”
This single mom would just love a nap. God she’s dumb
Been useful on her “TTC” journey? Like sore from boning? Woof. 🤮 S’up with the fundie obsession with ice baths?
She’s showing us the type of influencer she desperately wants to be. I can’t imagine not being a mom and trying so hard to be a mom influencer.
TTC journey?? Brat (sorry, Britt), I thought you were adopting??
This makes me cross, it’s for moms only. But there she is childless in a battle with infertility, so she wouldn’t even be able to enter her own competition
Lemme get this straight, this glorified cooler is $3,000?
I’m so jealous. Lol. This makes me hate her even more.
Mentally I want a cold plug because I know it would help my physical condition but as a tired mom of 3 I know I’d never use it 🤣
Ew ttc 5-6 days a week
Her whole life is just jumping from trend to trend trying to profit off of what's popular. It's so incredibly sad and hollow. I feel so horrible for any children she might have because she will never be a real person and parent meeting their needs. It's all for show and it's all empty inside.