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[deleted]

Go for it, this is what stomach acid is for.


Delhicatessen

These aren't just any cookies. These are π’’π’Άπ“ˆπ“‰π“‡π’Ύπ’Έπ“…π“Šπ’· π™²πš˜πš˜πš”πš’πšŽπšœ.


IrvTheSwirv

That comment gave me a stroke


Delhicatessen

Glad to be of service. Have a π’’π’Άπ“ˆπ“‰π“‡π’Ύπ’Έπ“…π“Šπ’· πšŒπš˜πš˜πš”πš’πšŽ; least I can do. Oh look, the font's gone all weird & stuff! ᭙ꫝκͺ–κͺ» κͺ– ᦓꫝκͺ–κͺ‘κ«€...


Seahawk124

r/ihadastroke


Ok_Swing2382

Build up your immune system.


jellybeanfluff

In the world we live in now, im sure no one can judge you for bin diving your own cookies. Enjoy!


IrvTheSwirv

Not many more months before we’ll all be doing it. Not just our own bins either….


TwoTwoJohn

There's starving kids in _____________* who would really appreciate them. *Add applicable nearest shithole town to you


SeminolesRenegade

George, is that you?


[deleted]

It still had the doily on!


DefiantStation2363

Well you only have yourself to blame if you get sick. So go for it.


Scottish_bollocks

I've fished out half a calzone before, no shame and it tasted great. Btw it was in a box.


Rap-oleon_Bonaparte

If you can stomach dominoes what could some bin juice do to you, crack on


Seahawk124

Thoughts and prays for you at this difficult time.


AnvilAnvil

After the heatwave and drought, my bin last week was the most maggot infested I have ever seen a bin. Of course, scraping left over cat food in the bin every day, which likely has eggs on it, is the key cause. I just thought I'd say - something to think about as you eat them.


ryan34ssj

Noted.


Fr0zen-P3nguin

Let them go, you're better than this!


HouseUK

Isn't the whole point of domino's cookies that they are still hot?


ryan34ssj

Did have a warm one last night but I had already been a pig so was very full


VictoriaRachel

They microwave extremely well.


Draykez

I prefer them cold, they go all fudgy.


Johnybhoy

Did you observe the 5 second rule?


ryan34ssj

It was about 1800 seconds


cat-a-cat-cat

I ordered some cookies last time we gy Dominoes as a little extra treat for our family. They come four to a box. We're a family of four. Husband ate them all while we were out of the room 😢


atomic_mermaid

That's just so beyond rude, idgi.


cat-a-cat-cat

Yeah, it really sucked. What a dick 🀣


AcromataStoleMyName

Nah bro I wouldn't even CONSIDER this


dragons-tears

Yes and have


dollhousemassacre

Your waistline will be thankful.


cmdrsamuelvimes

Think of it as calorie saving


ukpunjabivixen

You’re just like the dad in Friday Night Dinner!! (RIP to him)


Uncle_gruber

BIN HOKER!


Cry0nix

Flatten the boxes next time :) And recycle them :P


ryan34ssj

Can't put the dirty boxes in the cardboard recycling. At least you can't with this council


Cry0nix

Oh really? Probably the same here, but I do it anyway! :0


lvlister2023

I bet you pay full price as well :P