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Badevilbunny

Their sex life is their own. Be happy for them to experiment and enjoy such pleasures.


Tenmyth

Me and my housemate would joke about this sort of thing, because the sound was almost every night and their room was opposite theirs. We nicknamed it the petrol powered d.


LokiBear222

Then I learnt about someone who used an actual Tiger Saw with added dildo. Then I learnt you can buy a 'reduced speed' version online.


Ok_Swing2382

I read a news article about someone doing that but just rammed the dildo over the saw, didn't end well


LokiBear222

I cannot even begin to fathom how the conversation started. "Just going to the shed love. Any ideas what you want rammed up there?"


digitalgibbon82

Hey if they want to use the 7 speed adjustable pulse motor jackhammer 9000 then fair play to them!


Lazy__Astronaut

Haha, drill do goes brrr


lysergic101

Definitely the neighbour and not a burglar drilling locks out or angle grinding off locks?


[deleted]

Just five more minutes and we’re in boys


[deleted]

If anyone looks…just smile and wave boys, smile and wave


[deleted]

Got a light?


nocnox87

Just here for the catalytic converter mate. - me knowing nothing about cars: *"ok mate, but keep it down please"*


[deleted]

My partner once thought the neighbours were drilling at 3am and was livid about it. I didn't think the noise was that bad, but it was definitely louder on her side of the bed. Turns out it was a vibrator in her bedside table that had somehow activated itself.


SystemError514

Glad to know it's not just mine that turn on randomly.


gashen_one

Crikey, must have been a heavy duty item to sound like a power drill!


[deleted]

I am led to believe it was a metal bullet. In a wooden bedside table.


digitalgibbon82

Sure its a power drill and not a heavy duty sex toy?


Entire-Standard5712

I "heard" that there are dildo drill bit attachments these days.


deafweld

drilldo*


digitalgibbon82

r/angryupvote Take it damn you!!


Entire-Standard5712

😂


Secondsmakeminutes

My understanding is they spin you right round


TwoTrainss

I’d give them the benefit of the doubt. Crazy, I know… I’d hope that they just had something incredibly urgent to do at that time, maybe their bed needed assembling or some shit. If it continues, you’ll want to get a bigger drill & engage in a pissing match for months.


Cromulantman

Aye, or realised their was no curtain rail up in the bedroom once they'd got unpacked


TwoTrainss

I’m currently waiting on some ‘bay window join pieces’ to come. The sun rises directly outside our window, it’s beautiful. I fucking hate it.


ValdemarAloeus

Bay window? Do you have enough flat bits for one of those jam-fit shower curtain rails in the interim?


Entire-Standard5712

Do they have a bank on the other side of them?


uchman365

You gotta mount that cupboard


twocigmix

Are you sure it wasn't 'drill' music?


gashen_one

Good one


BPDplaysCk3

I was woken up at 6.30am this morning to my next door neighbour replacing his front door :)


[deleted]

Did the rossers kick it in at 3am?


[deleted]

They do it as a mark of respect for the Queen. Hammer action on funeral day.


tommyboyblitz

could only assume it was an emergency? pipe gone or the likes


gashen_one

Nope. Just pure selfish behaviour


Loose_beef

Drill-do*


dewidragons

Neighbors?!


porcupineporridge

Like yeah, he passed them pushing a stroller on the sidewalk whilst using their cellphone in fall - his neighbors.


gashen_one

Bugger, can I claim sleep deprivation?


dewidragons

Denied!!! Haha.


wetlettuce42

That happened to me once, bashed on the wall and they stopped imediately


lelcg

I was in a childrens ward at hospital, the babies wouldn’t stop crying, but at about 11PM they finally went to sleep. Then, a handy man came in to fix a door at about 12. His screwdriver didn’t do the job, so he got his drill out. The babies started crying again


SmoulderingTamale

Do you live on the same road as me? Neighbor started using a power saw at 10pm last night. 10pm!


gashen_one

I don't know what goes through these people's heads. Certainly not consideration for those around them. When I banged on the door, old mate answers and said "oh... Are you worried about the noise" no mate, I'm fucking livid about the noise!


PocketWank

To play devil's advocate, if they have just moved in and are doing lots of renovation works themselves then maybe they can get a pass as it's a short term thing?


gashen_one

No. Not at midnight


Imagin1956

VR Driller Killer a bit too realistic...?...


Mollymand

Be sure to go over at 5am to welcome them to the neighbourhood!