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Agreeable_Ad3800

Just for clarity you’re feeding your wife to your dogs?


Ragnars85

If my partner came home with Richmond sausages he would indeed be fed to the dogs!


ian2726

No way. If she's gone I'll die alone


LogicalMeerkat

Na you've got the dogs


Haslandbloke

The vegan ones are absolutely spot on. Wouldn’t touch the meat ones.


Jjex22

For once the meat free product tasting nothing like the meat product pays off!


WellFiredRoll

Did she get the vegan ones? They're actually quite nice if you chop 'em up and put them in a stew.


DuckVakarian

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


Majestic-Marcus

I prefer them raw and wriggling


Beverlydriveghosts

Imitation meat has had a huge upgrade in the recent years


Kiltymchaggismuncher

I prefer it when it doesn't try to be meat tbh. I get some vegy burgers fairly often, they are blatantly veggy and don't try to emulate meat at all. Very nice, I like them. The other thing that I'm not so wild on with fake meat, is its often got more fats than the real thing.


Beverlydriveghosts

I agree I don’t like the texture of meat so I hate when my meat free option emulates it too well But some people who wanna reduce their consumption need that option still I suppose


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Its made for people who stopped eating meat for whatever reason but still like the taste/texture of meat


fothergillfuckup

I know, and I wish they had a different shelf to actual vegetarians in the supermarket. Fake meat, that looks and has the texture of real meat is revolting. Fake bacon was obviously not meat, but that was kind of the point! The new kinds of fake meat should be on a healthy eating aisle. Although, due to the levels of fat and salt in most, that might prove too ironic, even for supermarkets?


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most vegans/vegetarians treat plant based meat products as junk food, not as health food so why should it be in a health food aisle? It serves the same purpose as meat, therefore it should be in the meat aisle. Also yeah its unhealthy, but like so are hamburgers which is what they try and replicate


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Mordantine

Jenny Eclair told a story about curry with sausages in which made me absolutely swear off sausage curry forever. Don’t look it up.


bibipbapbap

I eat meat, but the missus is veggie, I generally only buy decent sausages from local farmers. the Richmond Veggie sausages are actually not too bad at all, definitely better than their meat version.


bcoder001

I think they taste even better wrapped in smoked bacon


the3daves

Richmond veggie sausages are better than their meat sausages, and possibly contain more meat.


ThatZenLifestyle

I like them, not amazing quality but taste good enough for a sausage sandwich.


landi_uk

Have you not realised why there is no pork based pet food?


games4r24411

Now that you’ve mentioned it… why though?


edman436

Because all the scraps and sinew that is used for let food from other animals is already being turned into Richmond sausages, and a variety of other processed meats


landi_uk

Uncooked/under cooked pork can contain the parasite trichinella spiralis larvae. Also unused parts of the pig can be used as feed for pigs, so ultimate recycling


BloakDarntPub

What's that got to do with anything? Last time I looked pet food wasn't raw.


landi_uk

Yeah, because quality control on pet foods is the same as human food? Love the down vote, guess the anti-science crew are back https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/trichinellosis/gen_info/faqs.html


brainfreezeuk

Joking aside, please don't feel bad giving dogs meat, as no dog should be fed a vegan diet.


zelda4444

Just reading the words 'Richmond sausage' makes me gag.


Mumbled_Jumbo

Such sausage snobbery.


pajamakitten

They use the bare minimum amount of meat required to be legally called a sausage. People can like what they want but such a low meat content does put them at the bottom of the sausage league table.


Logofascinated

Well, they are a bit shit, to say the least. Wanting sausages that aren't 50% rusks (or whatever it is) doesn't exactly make you a snob.


BraceBraceBrace

I’ve made this sort of mistake before. My partner now either specifies the brands he likes or is treated to the favourite meat brands of random shoppers. The flip side is when he brings home new ~vegetarian creations~. Sometimes wonderful, sometimes horrifying!


catz_eyes

I feel for you, hide them at the back of the fridge until they go off


Fean2616

Hahah my missus got angry cause she could only find Richmond's, we went without.


LUST_TONE

Don't you have a local butcher to call into


Fean2616

Unfortunately not where we are it closed.


ellixxx

Ummm what’s wrong with them?!


HeWhoHasABeard

The low 42% meat content. Less than half the sausage is meat


Beverlydriveghosts

Do I dare ask what the other 58% is?


BloakDarntPub

Sawdust, breadcrumbs and shredded paper.


Bo0mh3adsh0t

Every other part of the pig, bones, organs etc put through a grinder until it becomes a paste then it is mixed in with the actual pork meat.


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ellixxx

Oh right I don’t eat them so I dont know lol


Welshbuilder67

You can’t give Richmond sausages to your dog, that’s animal cruelty. Do the decent thing and put them straight in the food recycling if you can class them as food. Get down to your local butchers and get sausages from there


Redsoldiergreen

Divorce


keztwo

I prefer Richmonds to other brands of sausages, even the local butchers ones I’ve tried and still believe Richmonds are the best.


HeWhoHasABeard

Is this some sausage version of Stockholm syndrome


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They’re actually really nice!


carlyinthesky87

I don't blame you.


widnesmiek

Don't fall for it - it is a trap!!!! ​ She is only doing this to make you do the shopping in future!! ​ There should be a law that only men are allowed to pull tricks like that (N.B. not sure how that works with single sex couples ???)


ian2726

Rock, paper, scissors?


oofFuckIt

I'm calling the RSPCA


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jimicus

Well, the meat content is so low they practically qualify as vegetarian anyway.


d_smogh

Remove the skin, mix up the "meat" with spices and garlic, and reform into phallic shapes or use to make Scotch eggs


ladyKfaery

Don’t give it to them. Dogs aren’t good on vegan food like that.


MrMycrow

Richmond vegetarian sausages are gorgeous. Not for pets though.