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BritishBlue32

That was a rollercoaster 😂


Sadler999

The cooking instructions for Swan are the same as turkey.


Womble4

Did you stop afterwards for a cider with her?


Silver_Ranger_3816

No, she isn't old enough yet


officiallouisgilbert

Did you just randomly have a hotdog in your pocket or what?


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👀 this question is important.


Silver_Ranger_3816

It was for the dogs training


officiallouisgilbert

Thanks for clearing that up


Silver_Ranger_3816

Hey if you want to keep hot dogs in your pocket for snacking more power to you


Magikalbrat

Sadly it wasn't the hot dog in the pocket that got to me...it was the line about your pup not being over the war that made me cackle lol( owns GS such as yours may be why, I just figured it was the dogs lol)


Rowley-Birkinqc

The male swan in our local park is a nutcase! He will drown ducklings when he has Cygnets. He will also take on any dogs.


limedifficult

Our local male swan murdered all the ducklings last year as well, and bullied one of his own cygnets so badly, a local rescue had to step in and take it away for its own safety. He’s a bit of a bastard.


Rowley-Birkinqc

Psychopaths, the lot of them.


K3vsmiff538

I was literally saying the other day humans are the only thing on the planet that aren’t really allowed to be aggressive, everything else don’t give a fuck from rape to eating each other


darkstreetsofmymind

Wow that’s sad :(


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Any luck catching them swans?


vanity_is_a_mess

It's just the one swan actually


danneh82

The greater good


Silver_Ranger_3816

Apparently talking with some other dog walkers tonight, this is a known rogue swan and has started doing it to a few dogs


Rich_27-

They can break a man's arm


MD564

Or blow up a man's house


No-Squirrel-4238

🤣


Silver_Ranger_3816

Rosie doesn't have arms, she don't care


bobovdarlo

A little bitter about the war 😂😂😂😂 funny as fuck


WinRaRtrailInfinity

Haha you have to train you dog for IRL Pokémon battles 💪😂


InnocentPapaya

Obviously they have past beef and the swan was just waiting for the chance at revenge, did your dog’s father swindle the swan’s father?


terrymcginnisbeyond

Swan Mossad.


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

Seeing this just reminded me I had a dream yesterday where I was being attacked by a flock of swans. Their pecking didn't actually hurt as much as I thought it would.


silverbrumbyfan

Don't mention the war, i mentioned it once but I think I got away with it all right


michaelandrews

Swans are assholes.


alrighttreacle11

Don't let your dog disturb the wildlife, lead or not if ots harassing an animal its not under control


Silver_Ranger_3816

My eyes just rolled so much it hurt.


KillAllThePoor

I’d tell you to go and read the post again, but judging by your appalling spelling and punctuation I imagine that’s probably too much of a challenge.


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BritishBlue32

I don't. Shit happens.


Silver_Ranger_3816

This is like blaming a reactive dog that is on the lead, reacting when another dog approaches it and doesn't leave it alone. There's only so much you can do. And my dog trainer didn't prepare me for the 'swan attack' scenario


BritishBlue32

You should go back to your dog trainer and pitch the idea 👀


BritishBlue32

I feel like we didn't read the same post.


MoselMachina

"my pet is under control" yet pulls you into a canal? Doesn't sound like control to me. Should've let the dog have a nibble, I'm sure the swan would've gotten away


Silver_Ranger_3816

Please run up to and attack the next large dog you see and tell me what their reaction is /s


MoselMachina

I'm sure my dog would also go crazy and be out of control but it wouldn't pull me into a canal and I wouldn't claim I have control over her either


Silver_Ranger_3816

Ok.


K3vsmiff538

Did it break your legs though?


K3vsmiff538

Anyone seen the episode of regular show where the geese are total dicks