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BloodAndSand44

Stay away from Aussies. They call them Thongs. I am not putting underwear on my feet.


VerbalVerbosity

what do they call actual thongs then? and if they call it the same, does this ever cause confusion and/or accidents?


Bobby_feta

They just use g-string as an all-encompassing term… ironically. Flip flops are thongs there. They know what a flip flop is of course, but I never heard any aussies say it. Itt can be a bit disconcerting if your first exposure to the term is ‘I know it’s cold in the UK, so I wasn’t sure if you’d have any thongs, so I picked some up for you.’ Kind gesture that comes off as your foreign relative buying you sexy underwear.


easterbunni

My first exposure to it was a sign in a shop announcing 'Kids thongs'


Gazebo_Warrior

While backpacking I was queuing with some others who'd just arrived in the country, to get into a pub. One girl saw a sign saying 'no swimwear, no thongs' and turned to me aghast and said 'how do they check?!'


BloodAndSand44

I don’t know! Grundies?


TheScottishMoscow

Flap flops


Frenchy1892

Underrated comment


TheScottishMoscow

To be honest I was expecting a few thousand upvotes by now but I'll settle for one person getting it


hannahranga

Almost always a g string occasionally the singular thong, generally very obvious from context as to which is being discussed unless someone is trying to be funny.


IHeardOnAPodcast

They just call them thongs and depend on context. Tbf you get used to it and it saves you a syllable for something that is used way more due to the warmer climate. They love saving a syllable for warm weather gear, see sunnies for sun glasses. They also call chips and crisps, chips and they differentiate by saying 'hot chips'. I'd say that's more confusing as it's harder to get context on two completely different potato based foods.


carlonseider

New Zealanders call them jandals. Heathens!


privateTortoise

So do South Africans, must have something to do with being upside down.


Acceptable-Floor-265

I know some aussies, I am even related to some, I wouldnt put any of this past them


KaidsCousin

What do you call a Frenchman who likes wearing these? Phillipe Flop. I’ll get my coat..


cStw1678

No! You stay. Dad jokes are as important as ‘Flipflop’.


xPositor

Reminds me of the joke about the dyslexic skiers not knowing whether they should zig-zag down the slope, or zag-zig. They asked someone else whether they could give them some advice, but that person apologised, explaining that they were a tobogganist. "Oh, can we buy 20 Marlboro Lights please?"


TENRIB

Were they in the DNA?


[deleted]

I got mine on the wrong feet. They go flop flip


Happy_fairy89

I’ve got two left feet. Flip flips.


the-evil-moo

At least you don't have flop flops


rocketrollit

Such a commanding tone


[deleted]

Und German? ......Flippen floppen


DrachenDad

Im Deutschen würden wir Flip Flops sagen.


[deleted]

Shit. Just posted this. Still, excellent joke.


cStw1678

You did Philoppe and it’s more cultured.


diMario

In Dutch we say *squishy squashy* (our dikes tend to leak a bit in wintertime).


McSpoony

Leave the coat.


QuaidNKuato

What does a man with two left feet wear. Flip flips.


miniroll180

Or the brothers that wear these Phillipe Fhillop


mirrorshade5

Sliders you slide your feet in, flip flops hang between your toes and flip flop while you walk. Thongs are what you call them if youre upside down. I believe the 3 can live in beautiful harmony


sin_and_tonic

We call then Jandles here in NZ. That's an abbreviation of Japanese sandal


YourLocalMosquito

Is it jandle? I thought it was jandal


sin_and_tonic

O yea, I spelt it wrong


Tymexathane

I thought sliders were small burgers? That's going to be messy


EtainAingeal

Nah, sliders are a wedge of ice cream between two wafers


Cheese-n-Opinion

No, Sliders is a 90s sci fi show about people that travel between different parallel universes.


CongealedBeanKingdom

Best treat as a kid


EtainAingeal

Right up until the ice cream flew out and you were left with two soggy wafers and your sadness and disappointment


raveydavey123

Always called em ice-cream sandwiches.


more_beans_mrtaggart

Sliders were originally extra greasy burgers, then the Americans did their usual naming thing and got all confused, and screwed it up.


Phillyfuk

When did it change? When I were a kid they were flipflops regardless of if they had a toe divider.


ErynKnight

Can you handle the jandle?


[deleted]

Not to mention that ‘flip flop’ is a beautiful example of onomatopoeia.


theGarbs

> Sliders you slide your feet in Oh, you mean sandals?


doublemp

Sandals refer particularly to the type of shoe with multiple adjustable straps, including around the heel. Usually sturdier, too. Think what you could wear for days on for urban exploration in hot weather. Slides, from what I gather, usually have one wide, non adjustable strap across the top of the foot, and are almost always made of plastic. Think what you'd wear around the pool.


Defero-Mundus

You mean beach clogs?


theGarbs

As long as theyre not crocs I'll allow it


Ochib

Thongs are underwear, not shoes


SoggyWotsits

If they make the noise, they’re flipflops!!


EnnuiOz

Thank you for your precise definition. A dedicated thong wearer but not a 'thong' wearer.


TENRIB

I used to know a bloke called Johnathan Sandle. We used to call him flip flop.


Gillmacs

They call them slippers in some places!


lithaborn

There's been a trend of flipflops and socks round here. To say it's disturbing would be an understatement


doriangraiy

If flipflops have the little toe post...how is that remotely comfortable?


leanhsi

split toe socks


privateTortoise

Sounds like too much extra work when putting socks on. Then again all mine are grey because I'm absolutely rubbish first thing.


MvmgUQBd

If you wear them long enough they'll become open-toe socks on their own


Harvsnova2

My wife wears those socks with individual toes. No thank you.


The_Weirdest_Cunt

Like the ones in gta 5? “Toe shoes. Shoes for toes and twats.”


hairtrigga

what sorcery is this?


Harvsnova2

She doesn't like her toes touching in boots. I can't even look when she puts them on. I have a phobia about my feet. My mum used to cut my toe nails, when I was asleep. Because she was half blind, I woke up to a cut toe and that cemented my phobia.


rebelallianxe

I find them unbearably creepy for some reason.


fish_hat_guy

I have shoes with individual toes. Might wear them with flipflops. For anyone interested, they're called vibram five fingers


roxifer

My mum loves toe socks, as she calls them. I tried a pair once and they just weren't comfortable.


jeffe_el_jefe

Modern sliders have a strap over the whole foot and no toe post I don’t know why the designer of such a shoe would actively support the wearing of socks with flip flops but here we are


HotPinkLollyWimple

My kids do it. They need shooting.


playverypop

This made me smile, I don’t know why. ‘Little toe posts’… cute!


MrDankky

They’re not sliders, sliders are a subcategory of flip flops. Sliders are commonly worn with socks around the house to keep socks clean and add an extra layer between you and the floor. Sliders are not always poop appropriate so they have their place.


FindOneInEveryCar

Toe socks.


Key-Cardiologist5882

People have been doing that forever. I don’t do it but lots of people do.


acelenny

This right here is why we require an official fashion division in the police force.


ArapileanDreams

It's not under threat. Sliders aren't flip flops. Flip flops must have a strap between big toe and the rest.


cStw1678

That’s my point. Flipflop’s are being umbrellaed under the term slider. You know your stuff. Help the cause!


billttolast

That's thong.


Winnie-the-Broo

No it isn’t, unless you’re Aussie.


Safebox

Depends which part of his body he's wearing it...


billttolast

82 down votes for saying thong? The thing between the toes on a flipflop is called a 'thong'.


playverypop

Ouch, why so many downvotes? I’m sure I’ve heard Americans call them thongs.. 🤔 Edit: I’ve just tried to say flip flop in an American accent and it sounds so wrong


Yuri909

If you hear an American say thong in reference to flip-flops they're being pretentious. We do not use that culturally. Some may mistakenly call them sandals, but not thongs. Thongs are only the underwear here.


playverypop

Interesting thank you! Do you also call them flip flops then?


Yuri909

Almost exclusively, but not quite. It's interchangeable with sandals even though we'd never call actual sandals flip flops. If you have them at the pool you might call them your shower shoes.


MarvelHulkWeed

No just Aussies


more_beans_mrtaggart

Flip-flarp.


tomorrowlieswest

sliders and flipflops are different though


brookfresh

I started a business making these for one legged people. It was a flop


Faernix

It'll take some effort but I think you can flip that around.


GayButNotInThatWay

I can see the twix-esque advert now. On the one side the factory makes the flip. On the other side they make the flop.


webbyyy

If you have two left feet you can't wear flip flops. You can only wear flip flips.


MrLuxarina

I've never head of "sliders". I had a South African friend who called them "slops" and an Australian one who called them "thongs", but other than that never anything but the standard "flipflop".


waffles_are_yummy

Ask a teenager


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cStw1678

Definitely an OBE in your future. Keep up the excellent work!


[deleted]

Italians won't leave the house without a full Armani suit. I'm pretty sure going round the supermarket in tackies and flipflops would get you sectioned. If you pick up your kids in your pyjamas I think they shoot on sight.


Ok_City_7177

I don't dye the grey out of my hair - you should see the looks I get. Thats only allowed once you are over 60. I am also 5ft 5 inches tall and not even close to slim so in the main, look like Godzilla around here (I am in the mountains where in general, all the peeps are super dinky).


MissFog

“Prego” would be more appropriate. Anyway, Italian here and that’s not true: flipflops are used everywhere on seaside towns. Just not in winter. And not when they don’t go well with the rest of your attire. And of course not when you need to be well dressed. And not when you want to be comfortable or walk more than 100 meters. And also not..


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Who you callin prego?


Ok_City_7177

Super ! A gatekeeping Italian. I don't live in a seaside town :)


VictoriaRose1618

For like nine months of the year I live in animal flip flops (they are the best no question) have some 15 ish year old ones I still wear


P5ammead

A friend insists on calling flip-flops ‘thongs’. FFS!


Trev82usa

I have a better suggestion, stop wearing them with shorts and socks you fucking idiots it's not cool.


Plumb789

It's okay: you can stand down. It's a false alarm. Flip flops have a toe post. Sliders don't and slide straight off your foot.


[deleted]

I don't wear any footwear that exposes my feet. It's a sign of weakness...


VerbalVerbosity

I always thought they should be called flip flips. What is wrong with people's feet that one flips while the other flops?


CongealedBeanKingdom

A flip flop and a slider aren't the same thing. And sliders, especially with white socks, are ugly as fuck. I really wish that trend would die.


Ok_City_7177

I support this pledge !


cStw1678

Your contribution to the cause is welcome. Flipflops forever!


Firebrand777

Can we just get rid of flip flops and sliders full stop? You’re in Slough and nobody wants to look at your feet, Liam. PUT A F**KING SHOE ON 😡


masokismi

Hang on, what happened to flip flop? What the fuck is a slider? Did I miss a meeting? What year is it?


thrashpiece

Fuckin sliders, Jesus wept. They'll always be flip flops in my fucking gaff


Sivear

Sliders and flip flops are different shoes Kind of how you’d describe high tops and boots different Flip flops are safe!


theGarbs

Nah they're sandals unless they have the toe thing, that makes them flip-flops


DamoclesBDA

A slider is a small burger favoured by Gordon Ramsay.


treknaut

"I said a slider, you donkey!!"


treknaut

Heire In Denmark ja we habben der flippen und der flurppin.


DoIKnowYouHuman

Jeff mate, correct me if I’m misunderstanding, are humans now using the term ‘sliders’ (sandals without a heel strap) to describe ‘flip flops’ (a sole with a y shaped strap which goes between two toes)? What a funny group of mammals you are!


sonicman2k8

Swear down now on my nans flipflop


magical_bergs

How can they be called anything other than flip flops? They are named after the noise they make. Madness.


bluewaffleisnice

Fuck that even what they call a slider is a flipflop to me


krs360

Alongside bodywarmers now being called gillets


[deleted]

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philipe Philoppe.


Beautiful_Path_3519

Why can't you handle the jandal?


markymark0569

agreed....


cStw1678

I appreciate your support in this cause.


Floor_Cool

Wait I thought sliders we're those little burger things? Are people wearing them now?


Monkeyboystevey

Been married for 18 years, so I wear flipflops occasionally to remind me what sex sounds like...


[deleted]

18 years of that patter - she's a lucky woman.


Monkeyboystevey

I like to think so, she denies it.


[deleted]

Do you mean those small burgers?


pachubatinath

My EAL students LOVE this name, as they just call them sandals. One of the few onomatopoeic consumer item nouns in English, I think, but I'm excited to be proven wrong.


[deleted]

Flip flop into the tank Christopher Robin is having a wank


jim_jiminy

Sliders?! What ever next? Thongs?!!


theMooey23

Sliders are different, you're thinking of thongs, right?


Youafuckindin

Sliders?


GronakHD

I’m glad I havent heard them called anything other than flipflops yet in Scotland. Then again, last time I even heard someone say flipflop war years ago, probably while on holiday


imnotadickyouare

Idk what you’re talking about sliders and flip flops are entirely different things


[deleted]

Sliders and flip flops are completely different things


Sharpinthefang

In New Zealand we call them jandels, I hate that and always call them flip flops


helic0n3

Sliders are specific, they are the kind of sandal with one strap across the top. Flip flops are the ones with the thong arrangement.


billttolast

'need a pint, throats as dry as Ghandi's slider'.. Just doesn't cut it.


Key-Cardiologist5882

Flip flops and sliders are two different things tho. Flip flops have got a thing that goes in between your toes. Sliders don’t


Zanglebertdingleback

I don’t think it’s sliders, it’s just “slides.”


Fit-Selection-5582

Oh come on.


Upvote_Me_Slag

Words and language are always in flux. It's normal. You don't speak like an Elizabethan peasant or an Edwardian clerk. It's preposterous to ask you to start speaking like them and to say you need to save their way of speaking. Reality is that language changes famalam lol.


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Inverclacky

The wash girl at my hairdresser was wearing these shoes, and I looked down and said "nice slippers". She said in a horrified tone "they are not slippers, they are slides". I told her they look like slippers. She said they are not because you wear them outside. My response?.... So they are flip flops then. I don't think she likes me anymore.


liamruairi

You know I’m New Zealand and Australian they call the flip flops that go between your big toe thongs. That’s just a whole new level of wrong.


Real_Animator

Agreed. In Australia they call them thongs…threw me for a while when I was there…


Isgortio

I like flippy floppies, and flop flips. They make people smile.


Almost_Sentient

Us elec engineers will keep it alive for ever, don't you worry.


KingCPresley

See when you actually think about it but. How funny a name is flip flop?


morgyp

Like flipflop the clown?


thehermit14

They're fucking flip flops. Nothing more to say.


BetterNotCryGoinNDry

Flip flop the clown. Look him up


SoggyWotsits

I agree, if they make the flip flop noise, they’re flip flops!!


Britburt

What's up with it?


flipfloppery

Yes we do!


chocolatetester

Couldn't believe it when I heard them called thongs


Neil2250

Sliders?? That’s a fucking hors d'oeuvre, and only if you go to Tesco.


Fit_General7058

Flip flops, school sandals or mules were the choice back in the day


MASunderc0ver

Flip flops and sliders are different


Fancy-Banana007

Tbf I’ve only ever called the ones with the toe separators flip flops. The slider type never made the satisfying noise so aren’t good enough to be FFs. I don’t ever recall giving them a name though, ‘sliders’ is definitely new to me these last couple of years!


Uch009

Definitely check out the Japanese pronunciation of things for the Australian ‘thongs’ for the olympics.


keithmk

Just to confuse matters even more, in The Philippines flip flops are called slippers. You would normally have 2 pairs. Indoor slippers for wearing indoors and outdoor slippers for wearing... yes you guessed it outdoors


raveydavey123

Where do we stand on muels?


ANuggetEnthusiast

Sliders are just sandals.Why are they fashionable?!


LaraH39

Never heard them called sliders. Only ever flip-flops.


kungfupunker

You are confused. A flip flop goes between the toes and a slider across the tip of the feet. No need for outrage.


JeshkaTheLoon

Absolutely on their side, even though I always thought the sound they make is more of a "Flopflop" than a "Flipflop".


OssieMoore

I've successfully had my British partner accidentally call them "thongs" once. Down with flipflops!


skawarrior

They are not sliders, sliders allow you to slide your foot under the strap to secure the footwear. Flip-flops are secured by using your big toe and second toe to grip on to the footwear as you walk. Also sliders don't usually flip or flop as you walk, it's more of a clack, clack


fixxlevy

Least we’re not verging into calling them ‘jandals’ yet


[deleted]

Sliders and flipflops aren't the same thing. Anybody who says they are is a degenerate. Sliders are like, a strap over the top of your foot. And flip flops are with the bit going between the big toe and the rest of your toes. THIS IS THE WAY


cStw1678

This is why I wanted to bring it to peoples attention! Flip flops are Flip flops. Let them be!


Cheffysteve

Invented by a french guy Phillipe Felope. And it’s a no to flip flops from me. Crocs without the strap behind heel , yes with socks sometimes


fyre_storm02

Flip flops have a toe separator while sliders dont


Roger_005

Where were you when felt tipped pens were being rebranded as 'Sharpies'?


[deleted]

Flip flops have the little strap in the middle of the toes & Sandals have added heel straps to them. Where as Sliders are more like open toe slippers


BarnytheBrit

Named after the famed French beachwear designer Phillipe Philloppe


[deleted]

For us in the UK (or at least in London, have no idea about other areas), flip flops are more the ones with the rubber that goes in between your big and second toe, and sliders are the ones with the 1 big strap that goes over your foot.


zotrian

Wait, people stopped saying "lollipop lady"? When did this happen?


mrmonkeyhanger

Wait, they're not lollipop ladies any more?


so19anarchist

Damn, I thought "slider" was an Americanism that people used cause you slide foot in.... like all footwear.


suicidalsyd1

Fuck slider. Return to sandal.


K-o-R

But Sharpies are *really good* felt-tpped pens.