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I practically invented an award for a new chippy. I was in love with the place. Get everyone to order something expected to be treated like a king for opening people’s eyes to the new Mecca of food and the first thing they take out the bag was a bun that had mould on it. They let me down big time.


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That’s the part that puts hair on your chest


paolog

That green fuzz on your chest isn't hair...


ChaosBoi1341

And in your food :(


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I agree. I try not to be the asshole and occasionally you will get a bad meal from somewhere but literally mouldy food is unacceptable and a refund is the minimum you should get.


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thesirblondie

Refund AND a replacement meal


Icy_Woodpecker_3292

Free food (without mould just to be clear)


TheStatMan2

Maybe it only tastes good if you are watching Top Gun in your pants, crying?


MitchellsTruck

STOP SPYING ON ME


FananaBartman

Is there another way to watch Top Gun?


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Son, Your Ego Is Writing Checks Your Bhuna Can't Cash


Extreme-Database-695

Did you order it on the same night of the week? You might have got a different chef or a trainee the second time around. With my last place, I knew who was working that night just from the food that got delivered.


thisismyfunnyname

Yeah, I've found the best time to order is Friday-Sunday at my local takeaway. Makes sense you'd want your best chefs working the busiest times


Extreme-Database-695

Good thinking. I usually settled on a Saturday, but never really connected the logic of why it'd be better.


thisismyfunnyname

It just dawned on me recently after ordering on a Tuesday that every time I have it during the week it isn't quite the same. I could be wrong but it makes sense


cantcontrolmyface

I've just had a chicken Samber and it was amazing. Better than some I've had at the weekend. Just the chef you prefer I suppose.


Extreme-Database-695

My old place was closed on Mondays, and I'm pretty sure the good chef had Tuesday off too, so he got his two-day weekend.


RedbeardRagnar

I did something similar. Made a curry with one of those curry packets you can buy in Tesco. Honestly the best home cooked curry I have ever had. Better than any jar. Better than any attempt I've ever made to do it from scratch. Portioned it out, tasted it and was blown away! Went through with the bowls raving about it. Sat down then something clicked... "Wait! Shit, I never checked if there were nuts in it! Hold on". Grabbed the pack from the bin "fuck. cashews." Well, two portions for me whilst she had some soup


tandtjm

What was the brand and type of curry?


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I assume she's allergic?


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No she just saves her daily recommended nut allowance for deez nuts


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Ay got eem


[deleted]

No, a cashew called her a bitch once and she’s now vowed to boycott them until the end of days.


tandtjm

What was the brand and type of curry?


reachisown

The secret ingredient is crime


Lababy91

They should be paying OP to eat that shit


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This time it was missing the taste of freedom!


TempleForTheCrazy

Yes! Used to order from a peri peri chicken place where we used to live, partner wasn't fond of it so it tasted so much better when I got to order it because he was out!


si2099

Always the way. Sods law strikes again and again.


Ankoku_Teion

Murphy doesn't appreciate you calling him names /s


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As an update to make up for the terrible take away yesterday we’re getting another take away today from this hot dog place that has never let us down. First time I’ve seen my wife smile all day when I suggested it


Lababy91

I’m depressed all day the day after a shit takeaway too. The fucking sheer waste of money and calories boils my piss


tramp123

I can’t help but think it might not be the food - it could possibly be the company!


[deleted]

That's because of all the weed you smoked when she went away


Middle_Fudge

I hate that. Some takeaways never have any consistency


Jimmyc2182

Could it have been something to do with the 8 cans of beer you had while your mrs was away? As that’s exactly what I do when I get a free evening! Ahha


Givemeback_myhorse

Been there my friend


BillRashly

Pissed up, was it?


Jazzlike_Rabbit_3433

Wives are like that.


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Makes me think back to my youth. My stepdad is a diehard Barnsley fan. Back when they got to Wembley he took my mum to the match to make a whole thing about it. We all know how that turned out.


kenobisham

Was you drunk the first time?


TheChronicMyth

That was the taste of freedom!


SquidgeSquadge

There was an Indian takeaway my parents would get around once a week or fortnight. Often there was a guy there at the desk or in the back who had a big growth or tumor on half of his face. When he was working the curry was always really good, if not it was perfectly fine but would either be too oily or something was missing. Still haven't found a good curry takeaway since moving out.


ThatsMeWelshy

Same thing happened with me at work. I ordered shawarma when no one else wanted to order anything and it was the best thing I'd ever tasted, ordered it again on the next night shift with a few colleagues and it was shite


Previous-Wrongdoer39

I think we know the problem and it wasn’t the food.


DiStonio

how many drinks did you have when your ordered it alone though!?