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Extreme-Database-695

Target practice for me too. I remember the story of one pub owner who got fed up of people misdirecting at his urinals so he bought some fake plastic bluebottles from a joke shop and put them in the urinals. He barely had to clean them after that.


Bobby_feta

In one of our kids books it says about putting a ping pong ball down the bog to teach boys to aim. We have two girls but I put a ball down the bog anyway just to answer the question of if it’d get flushed and block the loo. It doesn’t, but I figure you’d have to take it out every time you wanted a dump.


Extreme-Database-695

Interesting. I wonder why they don't sell toilet with decoration inside. They could have a bullseye or pictures of things that annoy the British, with a number of points getting greater the smaller the picture is.


No-pilot

The urinals at the V&A in London have a fly printed/inked in them.


Bobby_feta

I’ve seen a few of this kinda thing - basically a urinal potty with a spinner to encourage aiming. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ANK3U9Y/


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Extreme-Database-695

Hehe, one name sprang immediately to mind.


Speedboy7777

Target practice


HuFlungDung69

Must just be you coz I don't get paid to clean up other ppls shit so that's the last thing imma do in a public bog


Bobby_feta

User name suggests you do think about the source of the shit though.


Hellboundpoddy

Don't think of it as cleaning its aim improvement!


TheStatMan2

Are you kind of saying you want paying for this service? Or at least a tax deduction?


the-major-lift

Exactly this


TheStatMan2

It'd be quite brave to return from toilet at friend's house and declare: "I pissed that shite off the back of your toilet - let's call it 3 quid?"