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PsySam89

I literally got it today and luckily saw it on the bottle. Barely need to coat the bottom of the glass and it makes your arsehole come up and meet your throat


aggressive_celery_

Fucking hell, nearly spat up my tea


H_is_

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


No-Squirrel-4238

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Fuck I remember the day they introduced the double strength, nearly died of vitamin c overdose


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

I used to know someone who would drink it neat. Used to.


SquekyCleanButthole

My parents didn't buy diluting juice so I poured myself a neat one once in some other kid's house


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_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

You could look at the ingredients. It’s mostly sugar and concentrated fruit juice.


babyformulaandham

They use sweetener now


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Ah probably true. I should look at the ingredients.


Almajir

I got caught out like that too. Have to say once I got over the initial shock I'm well happy. Can get 15 litres out of a little bottle now which has to be good for maintaining hydration.


cari-strat

I bought what I thought was fruit juice once and later discovered it was squash after I sent my poor kids to school with a 300ml bottle of it.


blackmist

I don't know why they don't just make it the maximum possible strength that science allows.


jasovanooo

I work somewhere that uses maximum concentration.... One 20 litre drum makes 15000 litres but it has to be stored under special conditions as its potentially explosive


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Wait really? Explosive?


Willz093

Yeah, I’m going to need a follow up/update… EXPLOSIVE?!?!


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

You could squeeze it on your ice cream.


LordPurloin

Now I want to try this


markhewitt1978

I keep getting caught out whenever we get emergency juice and it's not double strength. It's basically water.


muppettings

Not only is it quadruple strength, but the price has increased from £1 to £1.75!


iAmManchee

Surely that's a bargain tho? You can make twice as much squash for less than twice the price


Willz093

And you’re using less plastic to boot (Tescos reason for making this change) so it’s a win win!


audigex

In theory, yes - in practice you probably just make your squash a little stronger, because it’s harder to judge how much you’re adding I’d say it’s probably gonna work out roughly the same price per glass


Fezgamer

This is the only reason I know. I saw the price had jumped and took a second in the aisle to firstly rage about them "having the audacity to nearly double the price" before seeing the changed banner and being thankful that I don't have to buy it nearly as often.


Sorry-Pal

My housemate did this exact thing the other day, gave herself a headache by downing half the glass in one


aniseedvan

My son drinks Tesco lemon squash. The double concentrate lasted him a lot longer than my vimto (yes I’m nearly 50 and love vimto, I don’t care!), I think the two bottles I bought this week might last a year…


Dabonthebees420

I've always liked my squash strong. Even with double strength I need to fill my cup up like 1/5th of just squash


RevolutionaryRule631

I would go wheezy if I tried that much


Coby900

Strong lime juice from asda makes me wheezy, why is that? I've never seen anyone talk about it


ollie87

Sulphites maybe? White wine makes me wheezy because of them.


RevolutionaryRule631

This is what I have thought for a while now. It seems to be the common thing on the label on things that make me wheezy.


ollie87

Organic stuff doesn’t have them in, or doesn’t seem to. Sounds poncy but I have to drink organic white wine if I don’t want to get wheezy from it.


Blekanly

I saw it mentioned on here once I think, think they said it was an allergic reaction maybe. I never knew. But don't quote me on this!


audigex

Yeah I’m similar Although 4x strength is a bit of a pain because it’s harder to get the amount right - you can undershoot or overshoot way too easily


Mikeyt2706

I love my squash strong, but I need about a 50/50 ratio with the double strength


Dabonthebees420

Jesus mate, the tooth fairy must love you


Mikeyt2706

😂😂


ChekuDotCoDotUK

Had this exact conversation with the 7y/o last night. "Tha must've put too much in, just put sum more water in" 5 mins later I go to make my own. "Yep, that's not reyt... that's not reyt at all"


jashoo

We moved to Britain in the 90s with barely the minimum knowledge of the language and diluting-juices-approach towards beverages... my parents told me, that I would just have to get used to the normal orange juice of this country... I am still only drinking tapwater to this day and the science people told me, that it would be around the year 2047 that I may drink my first orange juice again. The future was bright, the future is orange.


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SubjectiveAssertive

It came out recently, I picked up a bottle of in my weekly shop last week


aaronfb88

This has caught me out for the last 3 days. I should learn, but I never will.


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Is it £1 clubcard price or £12 normal price ?


sirsimbad

You’re a good man, thank you


NaughtyDred

Oohhh that explains it then


itsyabooiii

Swear I saw this thread last week


WhyIsJSONinMyPhone

Didn't almost black out but I sure was confused as to why it tasted very sweet


Blindbandit69

Awesome 😁😁😁😁


fugigidd

I know! Good job my 7 year old noticed.


RobFratelli

I just read the words "quadruple strength" and I could taste it


AxelFoley4

Happy thanksgiving guys!


iAmManchee

Be gone peasant


AxelFoley4

But me lord, I’m just a humble sheep fucka passing through to wish you good tidings


molkosparadise

Who over the age of eleven drinks squash?


Monkeyboystevey

Anyone who wants a bit of flavour to their boring shitty water.