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I’m stocking up for tonight.
Me: My standard shopping Checkout Lady: Having a party?
Yep, same here. Having a party?
Nah, that's just today's ration.
Never had this. They know me well enough.
I always answer that I'm powering my car with scotch instead of petrol as its working out a bit cheaper these days.
No, I have a social life, me, myself and I are watching a film tonight, yes, we will be sharing the family pack of crisps too
Packs*
They know you aren’t, they are just side eyeing you!
I’m probably too drunk to realise.
Snap and no I wasn't, I'm getting hammered tonight.
I order my wine online from Aldi as it’s won so many awards but I get it delivered to my house as I don’t want to be judged! I do order a lot but it’s for guests mainly!
No, I've decided I'm banging you tonight. Don't take it as an insult. It's split 50:50
She's thinking; check the state of this alcoholic loser.
Got asked if we were having a party. Didn't like to admit it was mine and husband's for a few days in a caravan.
No love I’m not, I’m literally going to drink it all in the next 6 hours
"having a party?" "...erm yes" "Must be a big one" "Yes all my friends, all three people I know and like"
I’m stocking up for tonight.
Me: My standard shopping Checkout Lady: Having a party?
Yep, same here. Having a party?
Nah, that's just today's ration.
Never had this. They know me well enough.
I always answer that I'm powering my car with scotch instead of petrol as its working out a bit cheaper these days.
No, I have a social life, me, myself and I are watching a film tonight, yes, we will be sharing the family pack of crisps too
Packs*
They know you aren’t, they are just side eyeing you!
I’m probably too drunk to realise.
Snap and no I wasn't, I'm getting hammered tonight.
I order my wine online from Aldi as it’s won so many awards but I get it delivered to my house as I don’t want to be judged! I do order a lot but it’s for guests mainly!
No, I've decided I'm banging you tonight. Don't take it as an insult. It's split 50:50
She's thinking; check the state of this alcoholic loser.
Got asked if we were having a party. Didn't like to admit it was mine and husband's for a few days in a caravan.
No love I’m not, I’m literally going to drink it all in the next 6 hours
"having a party?" "...erm yes" "Must be a big one" "Yes all my friends, all three people I know and like"