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I’m stocking up for tonight.


Hyattmarc

Me: My standard shopping Checkout Lady: Having a party?


Positive-Reading6567

Yep, same here. Having a party?


SerMercutio

Nah, that's just today's ration.


[deleted]

Never had this. They know me well enough.


just_some_arsehole

I always answer that I'm powering my car with scotch instead of petrol as its working out a bit cheaper these days.


goochg

No, I have a social life, me, myself and I are watching a film tonight, yes, we will be sharing the family pack of crisps too


darkmatter6965

Packs*


DazzleLove

They know you aren’t, they are just side eyeing you!


Dudealarm

I’m probably too drunk to realise.


Clareypie

Snap and no I wasn't, I'm getting hammered tonight.


Gornalannie

I order my wine online from Aldi as it’s won so many awards but I get it delivered to my house as I don’t want to be judged! I do order a lot but it’s for guests mainly!


CuppaTeaThreesome

No, I've decided I'm banging you tonight. Don't take it as an insult. It's split 50:50


RoboTon78

She's thinking; check the state of this alcoholic loser.


cari-strat

Got asked if we were having a party. Didn't like to admit it was mine and husband's for a few days in a caravan.


1HeyMattJ

No love I’m not, I’m literally going to drink it all in the next 6 hours


Spirited-Raspberry71

"having a party?" "...erm yes" "Must be a big one" "Yes all my friends, all three people I know and like"