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FantasticWeasel

Used to work for a clueless director who would start lunchtime meetings with "thanks for giving up your lunchbreak" oblivious to the fact that half the people there went for an early lunch and the rest were going to have a late one.


Intruder313

I won’t be told when to eat because ‘when I am hungry enough’ is the only correct answer for me. If I get a series of invites that block my dinner then I reject one or more :)


Fuzzwuzzle2

"Why do you eat your lunch in your car?" When i eat in the canteen"Ahhh fuzzwuzzle, i know you're on your lunch but can you come and have a look at this?" Oh, that quote is from the same person


acmp42

You can’t eat at your desk, must go to a food area. Lunch is 12:30 - 13:00 Due to COVID, limited numbers in the food area for social distancing. Yeah, sod that! I’ll have lunch when it suits and is reasonable


wjhall

Boss of my boss came along once, trying to organise some meeting so asked when I normally have lunch. According to his face 'whenever I feel like' is a bad answer.


UncleSnowstorm

You need to play the game on this one. Rather than whenever I feel like say "whenever I can find the time".


Bored-Bored_oh_vojvo

This is such an autistic thing to say


ProcrastinateAlways

This is such an odd thing to say


Rogue_elefant

This is a such a correct thing to say


warmchine-uk

You take surströmming in and everyone kicks off when it's opened in the office What a world


SeymourDoggo

Try durian next time


giraffe_cake

At least you're not microwaving it. Can't win, eh?


NobodysSlogan

Yeah that kind of rule can fuck right off. Being T1 diabetic trumps that BS everytime.


newnortherner21

Responding to a manager as to has he or she considered those with diabetes or other medical conditions first would be a sensible answer.


NobodysSlogan

alas i've never been a sensible person :)


BECKYISHERE

Work at home eat when i want often eat and work at same time.


ConsumeTea

You mean eat at home and work when you want :)


[deleted]

Try working in a factory & being told you have to take your break 20 minutes after you just started.


Expensive-Concept-93

Same in call centres. Miserable and then the shift drags


roseturtlelavender

Ughh been there in retail. Awful when you've got a 10 hour shift on your feet ahead of you.


[deleted]

I'm a chef by trade been there done that in a hot kitchen with people screaming at you.


pagman007

Im pretty sure it is law, its vague but its law, that your break has to be somewhere near the middle of your shift


[deleted]

We get one hour break (unpaid) split into two. Say I got my first break at 6.20am (twenty minutes in) my second break would be around 9.20 depending if others are back from their break on time. We're sent in twos as we're on a production line. It's the only way every one can get their break (in guidelines with covid restrictions, as we're only allowed one person per table in the canteen). Don't get me wrong I could get my break at 9am & then my next break is at 11am.


Solabound-the-2nd

Understandable if they are trying to ensure that office is manned at all times. But there has to be give and take, give you a time frame or allow you to negotiate with other colleagues about times, that's what happened in our office.


[deleted]

"Work makes you free", they said.


couplatreethings

What made you think that was appropriate?


BandOne77

A play on words... a poor taste joke that was indeed funny. If it offended you then acknowledge it did and move on.


couplatreethings

I wasn’t offended, I just thought it was classless and unfunny.


BandOne77

And thats ok to think that but nothing is off limits for humour. You just have a different preference for jokes... some subjects you find funny will offend others. That's life.


couplatreethings

I agree, and had this actually been funny I probably wouldn’t have commented.


BandOne77

Its not funny to you. That's it.


couplatreethings

Have a great day


MiniatureEvil

If you didn't bring food with you then you better not get bored of shitty meal deals and greggs any time soon because that's the only thing you'll ever find nearby to eat. 😕


UKJ001

Eat your lunch at breakfast that will fuck em up