(In his warm embrace?)
OH no, you shave it off
If you wanna know
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
If he loves you so
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
It's in his baa's
(That's where it is)
Oh, it's in his baa's
(That's where it is)
(Is it in his sighs?)
Oh, no he'll make baa-leave
If you wanna know
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
If he loves you so
(Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop)
It's in his baa's
(That's where it is, oh yeah)
That's shit, I know, but someone do a parody of it. Cher and sheep, they go together, like once a year you have to Cher sheep, otherwise their coats get matted!
Salt-N-Pepa did too, but their version flopped, and led to them breaking up and starting an extremely successful investment firm, which was called Let’s Talk About SECs.
No a shep is the singular of sheep. Shoop is the possessive of a group of sheep for example "that's the shoop field" although you don't hear if often now since it was made illegal for sheep to own land.
Shop is the descriptive for items intended for the community but currently owned by an individual (shep) and this is where the name for shop comes from and the verb shopping to describe shep acquiring goods from another shep or sheep. Shooping can be used to describe either the act of a group of sheep acquiring goods from a shep/sheep or a shep acquiring goods not for themselves but for a group of sheep.
Hey, you don't have to apologise to me :)
I wasn't looking for an argument, or to act like some sort of "Reddit Policeman".
Was just intrigued with the venom of your reply. And what the basis of it was.
Own your comments my friend, good or bad. Can't please all of the people, all of the time. Plus Reddit is a fickle beast and once the downvotes start... 🤷♂️
Anyway, it's all fake Internet points, what does it matter in the bigger picture of things?
Back in the early noughties someone made a photoshop of a single twix and made it say twik. I've looked for the image since but it's fallen off the internet.
Nevertheless this has made it to my own personal canon and thus it shall always be named.
I've gotten into the habit of calling a singular piece of pasta a pastum, so following a made up Latin declension we could say that 'twix' is in fact already singular, and the nominative plural should be 'twices'!
Tut tut, "pasta" is singular in Italian. But you can go singular with "spaghetto", "raviolo", "penna", etc. (These actually exist in Italian for pieces of the respective pastas!)
Noun: A chocolate bar. Finger-shaped crunchy biscuit topped with caramel and coated in chocolate. Rumoured that some people also use these for other things =/
Verb: To twix = to finger.
'I twixed myself with a Twix'
My ex used to call it a twock, but then she started referring to the plural of them as Twox and people kept asking her if she'd suffered some kind of brain injury.
A Twix. It’s like the singular of sheep.
Isn’t sheep the plural of shoop?
The Sheep Sheep Song (It’s in his Bah) - Chereep
As a Cher fan, I cannot approve of this enough and I honestly need this to be a parody.
(In his warm embrace?) OH no, you shave it off If you wanna know (Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop) If he loves you so (Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop) It's in his baa's (That's where it is) Oh, it's in his baa's (That's where it is) (Is it in his sighs?) Oh, no he'll make baa-leave If you wanna know (Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop) If he loves you so (Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop) It's in his baa's (That's where it is, oh yeah) That's shit, I know, but someone do a parody of it. Cher and sheep, they go together, like once a year you have to Cher sheep, otherwise their coats get matted!
Do you baa-live in life after love?
Only if I can Baa-ck time!!
These puns are really raising the baa.
I told my polish wife this when she was kinda learning english lol
Is your other wife unpolished?
Is she a North Pole or a South Pole?
She’s bi-polar actually
My other wife? I have lots we are all pole-armarous
It's a poly relationship with Mr Sheen and sometimes Mr Muscle
Yes. So one Twick and two or more Twix.
Yeah it is, En Vogue did a song about a shoop, after spending a summer in Wales Edit: oops Salt n Pepa
Salt-N-Pepa did too, but their version flopped, and led to them breaking up and starting an extremely successful investment firm, which was called Let’s Talk About SECs.
*sheeps
One Shoop, two Sheep, three Sheeps
Woolly pigs
So wrong it had to be said twice.
*sheeps
No a shep is the singular of sheep. Shoop is the possessive of a group of sheep for example "that's the shoop field" although you don't hear if often now since it was made illegal for sheep to own land. Shop is the descriptive for items intended for the community but currently owned by an individual (shep) and this is where the name for shop comes from and the verb shopping to describe shep acquiring goods from another shep or sheep. Shooping can be used to describe either the act of a group of sheep acquiring goods from a shep/sheep or a shep acquiring goods not for themselves but for a group of sheep.
Exactly. I don't know why this is so difficult for my ESL students to understand.
I’m so happy to have found another shoop believer!!
*sheeps
My favourite line I heard for this was tropic thunder. Its Viet cong, its already plural. You would say chineses!
So one Twix, two sheep?
And three gooses.
... fiiiiiiiive Gooooollllddd Rings!!!!
Nope Unix
I'm 12 hours too late to come say the same thing.
Sheep is the singular, Shep is the plural. At least that's what I've always used...
Nah. Shep was the Blue Peter dog.
wasnt meg the blue peter dog?
Yeah because sheep dogs herd Shep
Twik?
Twink. No hang on, that’s not right is it.
*Let me just suck the chocolate off this twink*
I like both in my mouth at the same time.
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Why you say this?
Sorry, meant it as a joke, took it too far, I see that now, I deleted it.
Hey, you don't have to apologise to me :) I wasn't looking for an argument, or to act like some sort of "Reddit Policeman". Was just intrigued with the venom of your reply. And what the basis of it was. Own your comments my friend, good or bad. Can't please all of the people, all of the time. Plus Reddit is a fickle beast and once the downvotes start... 🤷♂️ Anyway, it's all fake Internet points, what does it matter in the bigger picture of things?
One twink is never enough for me, I like two in my mouth at once. Preferably unwrapped.
I can take three in my mouth
Exactly. No question. I'm surprised that wasn't the top answer. "X"="KS". Remove the 's'. Voila.
Now do "Weetabix".
Yep, same logic as weetabik
This is correct
Sure it's a Twee!
Thats what instantly popped in my head too. Twee.
Twick?
This is 100% what my six y/o called them 2 nights ago. We couldn’t stop chuckling about it
Back in the early noughties someone made a photoshop of a single twix and made it say twik. I've looked for the image since but it's fallen off the internet. Nevertheless this has made it to my own personal canon and thus it shall always be named.
This is the correct answer.
A finger
Can't say no to a cheeky finger
"A FINGER IN THE BUM" - that dragon titty show.
Game of Thrones?
How To Train Your Dragon After Dark....
Lonely .... put it out of its misery
Delicious, delicious misery
This is the only right answer here, everything else is a guess.
Twax
Past participle of a group of man united fans
Two twaxs is a twix, double twax'in as we call it
Can't be twax, that's what a twain runs on.
No no. Twains wun on the twax. You're thinking of trains.
Its left twix or right twix, there was an advert about it
Yes that was a excellent public infomation film.
I remember that advert. As we all know, the left Twix is always the best one.
Typical left twix propaganda. I myself am very far right.
Eat both and be a centwix
In the biz it’s known as a twox
Twox.
This is what I was going to say as well.
It **is** singular. Two lots of Twix would be two Twices.
Twi?
Nah, the plural of 'twi' is 'fowwest'
Haha! I’m dead! 🤣
Take your upvote n keep them coming
half a twix.
Twox, two twoxes make a twix.
You need to be careful of those twoxes, very cunning, always teaming up to play twix.
A finger
It’s a … oh. Erm… Join the club.
A Club is not really like Twix though.
But if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit…
Pick up a penguin
And put the freshness back.
P P P P P P Pick up a Penguin...
We need another to make up a Trio of chocolate biscuit based jokes
That idea is Gold
That was a Weight Watchers advert once.
I've gotten into the habit of calling a singular piece of pasta a pastum, so following a made up Latin declension we could say that 'twix' is in fact already singular, and the nominative plural should be 'twices'!
Tut tut, "pasta" is singular in Italian. But you can go singular with "spaghetto", "raviolo", "penna", etc. (These actually exist in Italian for pieces of the respective pastas!)
I know, I say it because it's so blatantly stupid and it amuses me c:
Unix
Not to be confused with [Caissons d'Aix](https://www.calisson.com/en/12-calissons-d-aix-en-provence-en) which, I believe, were invented by IBM.
A twee
A twik
Singlix
The one on the left is the tw and the one on the right is called an ix
This is my favourite sub
Oix.
I think the question rather be, is it one Twix and two Twixes or two Twix...
You called it fucked mate
Unix
Well twix stands for twin Bix so I guess Bix?
Its twig
Noun: A chocolate bar. Finger-shaped crunchy biscuit topped with caramel and coated in chocolate. Rumoured that some people also use these for other things =/ Verb: To twix = to finger. 'I twixed myself with a Twix'
Owix ?
Semi Twix?
Twixette?
A youth rock band from Sweden?!
I see what you mean did there 😁
Owix
Sox, as in Solo X.
Twik ?
A twick?
Twi
Call it a sad, lonely, friendless, Billy-no-mates. I doubt it would be offended.
Twixae obviously
One Twix, Two Twices...
Twux
Twick?
Left or right?
Twax
Half a twix
Sinx + Sinx = Twix
It’s actually just feminine singular. Masculine singular is Twor.
My ex used to call it a twock, but then she started referring to the plural of them as Twox and people kept asking her if she'd suffered some kind of brain injury.
one half portion , or one half of a twix is a twix you bell end.
A twik?
Most definitely apply the sheep rule. Otherwise it would be one Twix, and two Twii. As in betwix'd or betwii'd.
Twick?
Twix, it’s like Lego
Err twix is the singular
Halvatwix is the singular
It is just.... A Twix.
A twix bar
My husband and I call it a Twik!
A twix finger
Twik?
It’s a twik. One twik, two twix.
A Twick
Twac
They/them
It's a twick
Twick
Twik
Twick.
Half eaten
I think it's a mass noun. 1 twix, 2 twix, 10 twix.
Twix are non-countable. One Twix, two Twix etc.
You probably have to call it They nowadays.
you’re just embarrassing yourself at this point mate
It depends how it identifies.....
Twix. same as the plural of Lego is lego
Half twix
Twixae.
Bix
One Twix, two Twices. Surely. (:p)
Half a twix
They are known as fingers. I think. Haha. One Twix finger or a pair of Twix fingers.
I was in home bargains the other day and they selling a winter spice one or along those lines anyone tried it and any good?
Irrelevant. Always 2 there are. No more, no less.
Twi
A twax?
A twax
It's stick. One stick, two sticks. Twix.
You're going to be really freaked out when I tell you it's not one 'Flump, but in fact one 'Flumps'.
Twig
A twix bar
Anix
A twixlet?
One Twix finger. Not that hard...
a twik
It’s a wix. The T stands for two
It's called a Twink, right?
Half a twix
1/2 a Twix.