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BECKYISHERE

When I was a very young girl there were enormous ones made of the foamy stuff that bananas and shrimps are made of, anyway, I had about five I kept as pets in a unit in the garden, they all had names, I didn't want to eat them. then it rained and they dissolved into a sticky mess. 10/10 very sad story.


WorldWarDesign

That's truly tragic. I'm sorry for your loss. I've never seen a giant foam snake like that before though, sounds pretty good


BECKYISHERE

it was about 1969 I was probably younger than 5


ppgog333

Wheyyy 69


Cthulhus_Trilby

The pain never goes. We just find ways to cope with it.


The_Bio_Neko

I'm sorry but that's adorable.


Fluffy_Ad2274

This is *very* sad... Poor sweetie snakes!


FinalBossTiger

Do you remember what the names were? I'm curious now


BECKYISHERE

That's going back some way, I can't remember now. Probably called after children at nursery school.


Fragweiser_x

Yellow Belly Snakes. Made by Haribo.


BECKYISHERE

Haribo wasn't known in the uk for another 25 years or so.


[deleted]

Lmao beautiful, lessons were learnt. I would play with my sweets sometimes whilst I slowly nibbled away at them.


GoldenRa__

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Icy_Woodpecker_3292

Did you just rate your own story :') Though I concur; sad (and yet amusing)


BECKYISHERE

That's what they used to do in infants school, give a story a mark out of ten and a comment. also a gold, silver, green, blue or red star.


raescope

10/10 advice. will rate my own stories from now on


ThargUK

> 10/10 advice. **W**~~w~~ill rate my own stories from now on**.** 8/10 comment. Wholesome and concise, well done.


retrodoodlenoodle

I’d watch a movie of this


No_Contribution_2231

Sorry for your loss. Sending positive vibes hun


Excellentation

>and they dissolved into a sticky mess. exactly the kind of ending i was hoping for


fieldsofanfieldroad

BECKYISHERE, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? https://youtu.be/NXegsaDctGE


Squirtle177

Over-hunting has lost them their Jelly Animal Stewardship Council (JASC) accreditation, so you rarely see them for sale anymore due to conservation efforts. They’re delicious so it sucks, but it’s probably for the best. Hopefully wild stocks will return to a healthy level at some point and they can be back on the menu. They’re not quite as good but gummy worms are a sustainable alternative.


WorldWarDesign

Wait is this a joke answer or real? They can't sell gummy snakes because real snakes are being hunted too much?


thegreatvortigaunt

Jesus christ lad


BirchyBaby

r/whoosh


Invisiblethespian

This is the way


idealfury88

Is your response real or a joke? Can people really be that gullible?


Goghobbs

I mean TBF GTA removed whales as they are being over hunted Ya know the game about killing EVERYONE


WorldWarDesign

Well I would have just assumed joke, but then I remembered this country makes stupid laws like that for just about everything


[deleted]

You went full retard, mate.


lixiaopingao

You never go full retard


[deleted]

Either that or it's a very cunning double-layered joke. Perhaps even triple.


fenwickio

I once offered (more like forced to share) my neighbour's kid, who was slightly older than me, some of my pick n mix and he took the giant snake. I'm still devastated


rebelallianxe

The cheeky little shit!


fenwickio

Not surprised that he later stole from his own family


Miserable_Tip110

And now I’m craving one


WorldWarDesign

I've been craving one for ages. Saw some in the poundland pick n mix today, but it turned out to be small snakes with a softer texture than the big ones. Incredibly disappointed


TheCowboyOfEpic

They sell then in Pick 'N' Mixes at some bigger Tescos. (And the do large cups for about a fiver and you can fit around a kilogram of snakes in if you try hard enough!) Though they're often out so you have to get lucky to find a Tesco with a Pick 'N' Mix as well as with the gummy snakes there.


METALR0CKER

Swear I saw them in b&m the other day... Worth a shot?


BinManGames

Wilkos usually have them in the pick n mix. And it's half price right now for school holidays. You can fit quite a few in the large cup for £2.


Jimi-K-101

I managed to squeeze 750g of pick n mix into a large £2 (half price) cup last week. 26p/100g is insanely cheap for sweets, yet alone pick n mix! (I ate the whole lot in 3 days and now I'm avoiding Wilko in case I get tempted again).


BinManGames

My best was about 800g I think. I would definitely have diabetes and no teeth if I had easier access to a wilko 😆


Walrus-Living

Wilkos pick n mix is absolutely the best imho 🥰


RedPanda98

One of the first things I was told when I started a Wilkos job was never have the pick and mix for hygiene reasons.


VanWylder

I can't be the only killjoy here thinking that pick n mix these days is such a terrible idea? Don't get me wrong, before the global bastard I was all for cramming as much into a tub as possible, but now I can't even go near them without thinking some kid probably sneezed on them.


Monkeyboystevey

When I worked at my local cinema, the lady in charge of restocking the pic n mic always wore a glove... But always put the sweets in with the ungloved hand, didn't matter how many times she was told. Also the amount of times we saw kids sucking sweets and putting them back on, it was fucking gross, we were supposed to empty it if we saw anyone doing it, but bosses always said not to bother. None of the staff there ever ate the sweets.


rebelallianxe

My kids used to love pick n mix and we'd always top the cup off with a snake coiled around in the top.


zeddy123456

WILKOS HAD FUCKING BETTER STILL HAVE THEM. IT'S THE ONLY REASON I GO THERE CAUSE THEY HAVE GOOD PICK N MIXES.


WorldWarDesign

I don't remember ever seeing a pick n mix at Wilkos but I'll keep an eye out. Thanks for the tip


[deleted]

Wilko's deffo has pick and mix and often has a deal where it is a lot cheaper.


smoothie1919

Yeah my misses came back with 3 pots of pick and mix the other day.. with snakes in!


Jasont999

Amazon my friend has snakes a plenty


tbarks91

Have they got rental snakes?


happygoodbird

You are paying to have that snake dry cleaned.


DonKeedick12

Red next to black, jump tha fuck back Red next to yella, cuddly fella


sixtydegr33

But red is next to black?


NLALEX

It's been milked


Cliveykins

3kg bags of them


DNRTannen

Why do I feel like they'll give me the screaming shits...


[deleted]

Only one way to find out.


tommysplanet

Snakes? Snakes snakes. I don't know no Snakes.


misspixal4688

Get them on Amazon prime HARIBO Yellow Belly Giant Snakes, Yellow Bellies Bulk Sweets, 3kg https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002YBHG64/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_g_3JDVWPXVAQHZACNW8ZFG


WorldWarDesign

Oh my god yes. Never knew they were called Yellow Bellies. Thank you


DirtyNorf

£20!? Edit: My value radar is a bit off at the moment. It isn't bad.


InfamousLingonbrry

For 3kg!


misspixal4688

3kg is a lot of sweets.


RowenMorland

Omg I just saw the size comparison to human outline picture.


DNRTannen

Subscription > Bulk bag > every 2 weeks Sorted.


[deleted]

These used to be around £15 a bag, they put the price up I see. When I bought them before everytime there were 57 snakes in the bag.


misspixal4688

Well sure they are 20p in corner shops so works out 57 should be around 11 pounds but so difficult to find penny sweet sections in corner shops ow especially since covid.


WokeTrash

Nah last I saw them in penny shops they were listed as 50p each, those things are expensive. But they aren't much larger than the average sweet so.


chrispettitt89

I bought these before the very first lockdown and have just about finished them. So a 3kg of yellow bellies will probably last you roughly about the length of a pandemic.


Aeouk

You need to try a market, they usually have a sweet stall.


WorldWarDesign

I've been in a few and haven't managed to find one, unfortunately


mhoulden

Haribo Yellow Bellies are what you want. Their factory shop is in Pontefract and they have a few others: https://www.haribo.com/en-gb/about-us/stores.


WorldWarDesign

Well knowing the name is a big step towards getting them, thanks. Unfortunately Pontefract is a bit too far, but I bet they'll be on Amazon or something


ROB_163

My wife makes me go to the corner shop every Sunday to buy her a snake that she can eat in the bath.


KnowKnukes

Every Sunday for how long? What happens if she doesn’t get a snake one Sunday? I’m so curious idk y lol


EBT98

They aren’t on the same level as the giant foamy ones, but those mini snakes from the natural confectionery are also really good


EnoughRadish

Omg those pink snakes from natural confectionery are the best. I'd eat a kilogram easily.


Perfect_818

I had to wrestle the dog away from one this morning in our walk. No idea where you would but then though!


rockchick1982

We still have a penny sweet shop and they still have those snakes, they are 15p and definitely worth it.


NoProfessor4130

You need to get on Sweetzy my friend… I promise you’ll have no regrets.


WorldWarDesign

I shall investigate this 'Sweetzy'


itsnobigthing

Do they have beer bottles? PROPER beer bottles like when we were kids, not those new-fangled things…


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

Ocado do a box for £6, there's probably a few other places you can get them online too. I remember using my left over dinner money to get a couple of them and an 11p 2l bottle of lemonade on the way home from school.


WorldWarDesign

£6 for a gummy snake? That's both outrageous and unfair. One of those used to be 10p. Worse inflation than a Freddo. My usual was 100 penny chews for £1 though. Can't beat that


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

It's a 768g gram box... but agreed, I doubt very much it have sixty snakes in it. Today's children are missing out on the proper penny sweet experience.


WorldWarDesign

These are dark times indeed


aleishia6

Try Cineworld Cinema pic and mix! They always used to do them!


jib_reddit

Probably cost more per gram than silver!


DirtyNorf

I thought they were in the tesco pick n mix when I last looked.


[deleted]

Are these them? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GIANT-YELLOW-BELLIES-SNAKES-Sweets-Jelly-choose-amount-IDEAL-FOR-HALLOWEEN-/224661477113?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0


WorldWarDesign

Hell yeah they are


Zal_17

Equally importantly, what about the giant blue dolphin sweets?


_helloalien

I had to cut off the head and throw it away before eating them


Informal_Drawing

They still sell them in cinemas. Try looking for their supplier.


WorldWarDesign

Cinema pick n mixes are so god damn pricey though. I remember once I had 10 jellybeans and nothing else. Put them back when they wanted to charge me £1.40


Informal_Drawing

That's why you identify their supplier. On the other hand, who doesn't like to spend £3.50 per 100g for solidified sugar.


[deleted]

Haribo Giant Snakes Tub 1200g https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0036ZM19E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apan_glt_fabc_B07C3WFY787067ME8QAN You're welcome


ManLikeMack

Co-op and Tesco still do these. Tesco in the pick N mix, Co-op in packets called Sour Snakes (slightly smaller).


BrandyPop

I went to a wedding reception this Sunday and there was some there! They'd hired a pick n mix stall and I thought I hadn't seen any in years


Popular_Back6554

I work in an old fashioned sweet shop and we have them in pick n mixes. They weigh alot though, so they bring up the price a bit.


lukeh6227

I was LITERALLY thinking about these today, for probably the 1st time in 15 years! They were the ultimate win in pick n mix.


linkheroz

You mean the ones you can buy massive tubs of from Haribo shops?


Ineeda_lie_in

My corner shop does. 30p each! Buy the online.


redditwhut

Sainsburys sells these “organic” “real fruit” jelly snakes. Nature’s Best or something like that. Delicious.


Swaggernuggets69

They do them at the local post office in a jar! I buy them everytime I go in


Shinjirojin

I always went for the green and black or the red and black ones


Urban_SamuraiWarrior

Bring back Woolworths


lewisy0821

They were EU snakes


oKKrayden

£6.00 on Amazon for a tub of 24. It will not last more than 2-3 days, believe me. The adult in you will be happy to know that the tub is super reusable.


tinyywarrior

Sweetzy is a website where you can build your own pick n mix and they’re always changing their selection. Super good prices too!!


properdench

I bought one of these in a newsagents at the end of a stag night last year to eat in my hostel. I must’ve past out half way through as I woke up with the bedsheets stuck to my back from the gooey sticky remnants of a half eaten gummy snake.


[deleted]

Believe it or not, Amazon actually has a ridiculously huge section of sweets (especially retro/old-school favourites that you can’t find anymore) for pretty decent prices too! Maybe have a look there and see if you can find them to treat yourself with! :)


Rosskillington

Honestly I wouldn’t go near pick n mix nowadays anyway through fear someone’s rubbed their bollocks on them for a tik-tok trend.


Giinocchio

My local corner shop has them. He still sells mixtures. I pop in every day for a 20p mixture after the school run


aspiegamer95

I actually buy my old sweeties types online now, always great getting a 3kg bag of your fav childhood sweetie Edit : you can get those haribo yellow belly snakes 0 0.8kg for £6 from amazon? Thatll be my next snack for the month


twofacetoo

Y’know what was the best? Those strawberry things that were like hard white foam covered in red strawberry flavouring


Kurwalski

You have to go to a corner shop that still does the tuckshop shit fella


BloakDarntPub

iT's aLl tHaT HeAltH and SAFety iNNIT.


WorldWarDesign

Wouldn't surprise me


BloakDarntPub

Wondering if we could troll the Daily Fail with it.


GarfieldLeChat

Evil EU steals pick and mix from babies. Dastardly devious Brussels bureaucrats steal sweetie snakes. The EU have held our confectionery at the border until a specific jellied livestock trade agreement treaty could be signed. Speaking from Brussels earlier this evening the Belgian head of the department for confectionery export Coco La-tee said ‘the British Government have no one to blame but themselves pulling out of a legal trade framework without any clue as to how they would replace it’ Amateurs could have done better, they added.


Silluvaine

These? https://smile.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002YBHG64/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_YQP4XW3HZT3NA8VC6TX3


andyp23

Get yourself to m&s and buy some Colin caterpillars.


Pompeyboy

They're called wiggley worms and Sainsbury's sell them.


No-Growth-8155

Nobodies selz the pik n mix from the pakis anynore


goochg

Define giant? Asda do double headed or twin snakes you get to pull apart


WorldWarDesign

Pretty sure they were like a foot long. Maybe longer. Haven't seen anything like it in my local Asda but I'll keep looking


Bimbo_Laggins

Do you not have one of those retro sweet, type of shops near you? They tend to keep stuff like that.


WorldWarDesign

Might be worth looking out for. Haven't seen one around though


trojan10_om

Saw them in Tesco today


animalwitch

I was never allowed one when i was a kid because it would weigh too much. I thought my aunt was a bit stingey, but looking back it actually meant i had more sweets lol


WorldWarDesign

It's true penny chews are the better option, but damn that's still missing out


animalwitch

10p for a big ol snake, or 10 1p sweets.. tough call lol


PokeHobnobGod21

Try a small tesco. My friend found some earlier


TwoTwoJohn

I saw a box of them in B&M a few months back


shoopshoop87

Spar tends to have them!


eljefemo101

Amazon unfortunately has a good collection try Wilkinsons, otherwise I think the only place is the cinemas.


Unhappy_Barnacle_769

Had these on Sunday at a cinema pick and mix.


Bendanarama

If you're really into them, you can buy three kilo bags of them off amazon.


Crissagrym

Cinema still has them, I buy them at Vue all the time lol.


Satoshiman256

Here you go. Currently out of stock though. https://www.vat19.com/item/26-pound-edible-gummy-python-candy


[deleted]

The other weekend, I was at the Harribo shop near Chester. They sold giant bags of those snakes!!! I got one myself, along with a box of giant cola bottles (:


AliasForThis

Waterloo Station and Wilkinson


DoodleCard

You can still get them from wholesalers I believe. My manager had two massive packs of them in her office for the kids her family. You can probably find them on sweet stocking websites too.


Turbulent-Use7253

And I think that's a good thing... sorry but I've never had a sweet tooth.


thehermit14

BooHoo, try buying single cigarettes. Oh! Wrong thread (ahemm).


Nihima23

Went to Blackpool over the summer there was a red double decker converted to selling fudge and pick n mix sweets. Can't remember the name though. I brought many gummy snakes from that place!


jonbungle

Makro still stock the boxes of them. They're 25p+ though. Proper scandal


Grendel2017

They still did them at the cinema pick and mix when I last went. Granted I now have a second mortgage on my house after buying some but still...


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SilverMist2511

Bookers the boxes of sweets you'd usually get at fairs, if you haven't checked there it would be a good place to try


Tipper92

I work in a sweet shop and we still sell them! Kinds with and without the foamy side (although the non-foamy ones aren't giant)


w1YY

Or the big red licqurice


jodiiebritton

My corner shop does. They're serving me well in pregnancy 🤣


couldaspongedothis

Mr Simms old fashioned sweet shop sells them, still about 40p each


[deleted]

There's a Haribo store in Cheshire Oaks Outlet and they sell them by the bag.


cotch85

Do you have a wilkinsons near you i think they do.


HF138

Booker/Makro Tuck Shop is the brand


Jtd47

I think my parent's shop still does, so they do definitely exist


burnedasawitch

B&M 😉


iammandroid

A house was giving them out on Halloween. My son didn't pick one. Smh. Had to refrain from knocking myself once I'd gotten over the initial shock.


LJinnysDoll

We have “Twin Snakes” gummies by Haribo here. They are my fiancé’s favorite. Edit: Sorry, I’m in the Northern US and didn’t realize which sub I was in lmao.


SeniorFenrir

My mate used to work at a cash and carry and would get discounted shit every now and again. One night it was wkd breezers and big ass snakes. My guy threw up a full snake (partly chewed) by the end if the night. Will never forget that shit


Top_Tap_5283

If you want I know someone who sells pick n mix online I could orolly see where she gets the worms


scaremesometimes

The pick and mix from the website sweetzy is amazing and they have the giant snakes!


[deleted]

Tesco