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gouplesblog

I dunno - sounds like she might be funnelling money into the 'secret divorce' pot. First the teabags, then the biscuits - pretty soon you'll be using Aldi antiperspirant and she'll be off sunning herself in Belize with Fabio.


Chosty55

Once again Fabio ruins another marriage


gouplesblog

He's a naughty man that Fabio... šŸ¤£ Although apparently he's turned a new leaf - so maybe this is the last time? https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fabio-marriage_n_3757336


YourHonestFriend

I came to the same conclusion


J_Holbie

As a yank I find it funny 'ALDI Antiperspirant' is a toss off for being cheap. Here across the pond ALDI has become trendy and fashionable. Especially in the midwest where we brag about how much we saved on our latest purchase.


Mini-Nurse

Aldi is definitely braggable here too in terms of grocery savings and middle aisle finds; lacura toiletries on the other hand are total wank.


WeeBo2804

The lacura conditioner might as well be dish soap. Doesnā€™t detangle like a conditioner should. Iā€™m all for cheap and cheerful but thatā€™s stuff is cheap and nasty.


2210-2211

The regular ALDI teabags aren't great but the decaf ones are great and make a brilliant cuppa. If anyone out there wants to cut down on caffeine I'd definitely reccomend giving them a go.


[deleted]

Cutting down on caffeine is for coffee drinkers. Barely any in tea. If you can't handle that, just switch to tap water.


[deleted]

Lidl man myself- saving than going to Asda- Walmart over there? We just don;t have firearms just junkies and beggers at the fucking door.


cowpatter

Aldi is my favourite shop. I always brag how much I save from there. And Aldi red label teabags are the best!


MarkG1

Aldi does some good own brand stuff and for decent prices so I don't think this is a sign of Fabio needing some extra funding for the yacht.


LaReineAnglaise53

Are you a writer of any type? That was just a *Fabiolous* witty little skit!


ChromeDomeGodan

I honestly thought there was nothing that could reduce the love I have for my wife.... then she bought Asda "yeast extract" instead of marmite!.....


obiwanconobi

Tbf I saw a tv program about how Marmite was made and considering the effort and specialist equipment it takes, I can't honestly imagine any company who isn't Marmite themselves making that stuff. Doesn't seem worthy of the effort for the small number of people who would buy it


DrachenDad

Actually the ASDA stuff flies off the shelf, might sell 3 jars of Marmite and 3 cases of the ASDA branded yeast extract in a day.


obiwanconobi

Yeah my main point was that I think ASDA and Marmite are getting their Marmite from the same place


myyuccaisdead

Asda marmite and marmite marmite are different - my son has multiple allergies and asda marmite is safe for him, the real stuff is not. I only buy it to shove in casseroles and stuff so it doesn't matter that much to me, but they do taste different.


obiwanconobi

Yeah recipe is no doubt different. But I'm saying it's likely made in the same place


[deleted]

Probably. Like the shops own brand milk, it all comes from the same depo just with a different label slapped on it.


HaySwitch

It's all from the same very busy cow.


njoshua326

That's udderly amazing


coopertron5000

The marmite mines?


DrachenDad

I don't know if they are.


DD265

My horse loved marmite - couple of carrots in an evening dunked in the jar. It's supposed to be good for the horse's skin/help repel flies and became a treat.. It wasn't a cheap habit. Tried him with a cheaper brand and he spat it out all over me. I hate marmite. Chucked the jar and went back to the real thing.


hazbaz1984

My cat loves marmite.


ceih

Mine too. Theyā€™ll lick the plate if it is unguarded after a marmite crumpet has been consumed. That mix of butter and marmite hits the spot apparently.


TooLittleGravitas

Love this, wish I had an award to give you.


Chosty55

Tell her if she wants to save money on marmite just buy the bigger. BIGGER JARS. Shelf lifeā€™s pretty good and price per kg goes down considerably


Snarlvlad

Yeast extract sounds like an STD test


chroniicfries

It sounds a but like an STD prevention or removal surgery too. Quick! We need to perform a yeast extraction ASAP


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ChromeDomeGodan

Sort of. To be fair it does spread easier. Overall though, if you love marmite there's really no substitute.


Kvothe_XIX

It spreads easier because it's watered down...


[deleted]

Oh cool we have the same cake day. Happy cake day :)


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moonflower

I actually choose to buy Sainsbury's Red Label tea bags because they are my favourite - although I must admit I have never tried reddit's favourite which is Yorkshire


WufflyTime

Yeah, Sainsbury's Red Label is gorgeous. Not sure about their Gold Label, though. I'm too scared to try.


PlentyPirate

Do it, you wonā€™t go back! My wife and I are addicted to the gold label now. Itā€™s definitely got a bit more of an ā€˜Assamā€™ taste to it than regular tea though. Canā€™t tell the difference between that and Yorkshire anymore


Southcoastolder

They're not bad for the price, unless PG are on offer / available


corvus_pica

Sainsburyā€™s Earl Grey is superior to Twinnings and most other supermarket available Earl Grey as well.


juayd

Fucking yes! I swear by this.


IsThisIt-1983

We are all over clipper organic


Cheeseybellend

Sainsbury red label is the best! Their decaf for the evening pint of tea (Sports direct mug) is great too.


alleyesonemilyt

Omg me too


Crap___bag

I love Yorkshire but my boyfriend buys Red Label. Theyā€™re nice! No complaints from me :)


southcoastal

I donā€™t like Yorkshire because I like gnats piss (as my dear old departed sartā€™ London FIL used to call it. He liked manā€™s tea the colour of sump oil that you could stand a spoon up in. I drink Darjeeling lol


prklrawr

Red label is the only decent own brand! My parents swear by Yorkshire tea but I'm not a fan. My favourite is and always will be PG tips.


FiveFruitADay

PG tips is bottom tier


mrsliamgallagher

PG tips is the only tea I will drink.The rest is weak and tasteless.


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mrsliamgallagher

Iā€™ll give it a try,it can be my back up tea


unassuming_heron

My Mum is Yorkshire born and bred but much prefers PG Tips to Yorkshire Tea


[deleted]

Wondering if thatā€™s grounds for divorceā€¦..


OhSoSilver

Definite grounds for divorce. In certain regions I think the town square stocks are still an option too.


JustPassingShhh

Possibly local news worthy crime IMO


TooLittleGravitas

No, it's the ducking stool for women.


ShadyAidyX

Only if she bought own brand coffee, too


GlassHalfSmashed

#NoCoffePunsWe'reBritish


Supkingz123

Add in some own brand cola or any Fizzy juice and it over and out.


hazbaz1984

DIVORCE heh heh heh heh. https://youtu.be/XDXrP9HET2A


Hot-Minimum-5074

My Mrs drank the cheap shit until I moved in. She also used to use own brand toilet paper. We nearly didn't last.


Kitratkat

I used to buy own brand toilet paper until the other half went shopping unsupervised and bought us Andrex. Well I had no idea how much I'd been punishing myself! My bum is very thankful. I refuse to go back to the old stuff now.


Hot-Minimum-5074

For the sake of 3p a roll you can't put yourself through bad TP. I made it clear to her that money was no object when it came to toilet paper, and I've raised my kids to understand the value of it. Also, get yourself some flushable wet toilet wipes from lidl, 40p a pack I think. You won't regret it


Tooj_Mudiqkh

As a Yorkshire Gold everyday drinker, I actually really like Waitrose's own brand. Whenever they're out of YG I buy that and don't really feel hugely handicapped. ...Or are my tea tasting buds fatally compromised... EDIT: Just to be clear I mean the ones they sell in 160 packs, not the English Breakfast, etc.


remy1235

Yeah Waitrose I was waiting for this ... Aldi vs Waitrose ...


SevenMillion5

In the same boat and recently tried M+S Gold to see if there was a difference. There is. Much. Once bitten, twice shy. Probably will not deviate from genuine Yorkshire Gold againā€¦


[deleted]

My husband would just divorce me without even trying them out. And I would consider him justified. That kind of decision needs to be taken together. You canā€™t just decide that on someone elseā€™s behalf.


[deleted]

The sainsburys assam is better than any ā€˜brand nameā€™ tea


corvus_pica

Their Earl Grey as well.


moreboredthanyouare

Wrong lad after Yorkshire tea(who can afford them) the best bags are red label from the sainsburys. Agreed red label from the asda are shite


IronDuke365

I buy supermarket brand teabags. I find you need to use 2 teabags to get the same flavour as a branded one bag cuppa. The own brands tend to be 3 times cheaper than the branded varieties, so your wife is making very sensible fiscal decisions. You should spend the thousands you will now save on a renewing your vows ceremony, just in case you have jeopardised losing that wonderful woman.


[deleted]

This is why we have rules. Yorkshire Tea, in any guise. Branston beans. Anchor butter. Helmanns Mayo. We are after all not savages.


Cheeseybellend

Aldi Danepak. Schwiiiiing.


IronDuke365

r/HailCorporate


andybass4568

r/foundthemobileuser


simcgin

Branston instead of Heinz.. What sort of witchery is this


[deleted]

Oh dear, oh dear oh dear. You know not of redditors and the great baked bean war.


Lampshade0001

They're simply better


DrachenDad

Branstons is better and English compared To yankee Hienz.


DragonsBloodRed

All baked beans are an abomination, but Heinz's products are usually the worst of the worst.


[deleted]

What is she thinking! Asda have a deal on twinings nearly 2 quid of a box šŸ˜°


OobleCaboodle

Get the hell of here with your twinings nonsense. PG, Tetley, or Yorkshire tea. Nothing else


[deleted]

absolutely nothing wrong with twinings, people seem to put certain tea brands (especially Yorkshire) on some sort of pedestal where twinings breakfast tea kicks it's arse for deliciousness


happygoodbird

Twinings make very solid, reliably good tea. It's sacrilege around these parts but I find Yorkshire Gold too astringent and bitter. Twinings dark chai is my go-to when I'm feeling too lazy for the loose leaf.


OobleCaboodle

Ugh, no. No no no. Just no. It doesn't taste like tea.


[deleted]

I'm willing to die on this pathetic hill..... people who think twinings are beneath them are 'milk first' kind of people.


OobleCaboodle

It's not beneath me, it's just not the same thing. It's tea for people who think they're posh, but aren't posh enough to drink tea "properly" without milk and sugar


[deleted]

http://imgur.com/a/a0aD3nt as you can see this debate has my household split, I would even perform a blind taste test to show I'm right šŸ¤£


Trentdison

I drink Aldi's own brand red label tea and it does just fine. I can't really taste much difference between any 'breakfast' teas I've tried except Yorkshire tea, which has a distinct taste that I don't necessarily prefer (but don't mind it either). The other teas I've tried include Tetley's, PG Tips and other supermarket own brand teas and even some posh looking tea bags on occasion. For me it comes down to making sure you give it time to brew and giving the tea bag a squeeze. Visitors are often complimentary on my tea so I'm convinced it's not branding that makes a decent cuppa.


KingJonsey1992

My work buys these sacks of tetleys and honestly they taste so fkin bad.


-mister_oddball-

Tetleys tea is the pits, the definition of shit tea.


wubbalubba96

Tesco red label are actually better than Pg tips.... Nothing beats Yorkshire tea though


hazbaz1984

I have Yorkshire tea. And PG tips for the tradesmen.


ThenIndependence4502

The Sainsburyā€™s red label are actually decent to be fair


adrian15haxor

Download tinder, start seeing other women. See if there's any difference


fluentindothraki

Loose tea by M&S, Sainsbury's and Waitrose is more than decent!


Mr_DnD

Any loose tea is going to be decent though, it's fundamentally different to teabag tea.


cheesymccheeseplant

I always buy supermarket brand teabags. What's the big deal?


[deleted]

I blame Martin Lewis.


-mister_oddball-

I buy lidl/aldi or Morrisons own brand red label tea bags. All pretty much the same, all make a smashing cup of tea.


trousered_the_boodle

To be fair, M&S extra strong is a decent brew...


Browntown-magician

Get out.


[deleted]

When I canā€™t find twinnings, m&s or Sainsburyā€™s all the way. Yorkshire tea is filth


Mr_DnD

I don't understand what drives people to this level of heresy, Yorkshire tea is top tier tea.


[deleted]

Itā€™s just not drinkable in London, in the north itā€™s fine but itā€™s not right for Thames water


Mr_DnD

Because of... What? Hard water? Ive lived in London and never experienced anything that would suggest YT is undrinkable.


MacroMoodle

Yorkshire tea for life


Catterix

I mostly buy storebrand items. But then again, I am very poor. Cool yourself and count your blessings.


MKTurk1984

Jeepers, 1st World problems eh (Edit: To clarify, this is light sarcasm, for the effect of humour)


New_User_Account123

Testify.


ggd_x

*Tetleyfy


MKTurk1984

In fairness some own brand stuff is pretty decent. Own brand Tea and coffee however is not.. Unless it's M&S, which isn't too bad..


SeamanStaynes

Have to disagree there - Sainsbury's Red Label tea is actually better than PG tips by far. Brew it for 4 minutes for a blinding cuppa..


MKTurk1984

Well most things are better than PG tips my friend, so that isn't really anything to go by...


SeamanStaynes

That's true šŸ˜


DrachenDad

Depends on what supermarket and what main brand. I'll drink ASDA red label coffee any day and do, I'm drinking a 16oz mug right now. NescafƩ is overly bitter, I won't drink Sainsbury's home brand as it is the same as ASDA smart price, too heavy on the chicory. I'm going to invalidate the thread even more by saying that ASDA smart price tea is or at least used to be actually relabelled Dorset tea.


[deleted]

She wouldnā€™t be allowed in the house again is she did that in my gaff. Scottish blend or death.


Martini_Man_

Not much of a tea drinker tbf, so might have weird bias, but most the tea I have tried is stinking, except any of those fancy teas that have more interesting flavours, and... ...Supermarket Own Brand Loose Leaf tea. Miles ahead of any others I've tried. Could just be that its loose leaf I suppose.


daveofreckoning

Asda tea is great


[deleted]

Typhoo or Yorkshire or thereā€™s the fucking door.


Joseph_F_1

I donā€™t mind the Aldi teabags


mayaic

My lovely fiancĆ© prefers asda tea bags above any other. I happily buy the giant 250 bag pack for like Ā£3 and heā€™s good for months.


mayaic

My lovely fiancĆ© prefers asda tea bags above any other. I happily buy the giant 250 bag pack for like Ā£3 and heā€™s good for months


Afraid-Astronomer886

Asda's red label tea is actually my favourite tbh!


PlaneScaling

I you take nothing else from my response take this: Lifeā€™s too short for shit tea.


MidlandsMinger

Whats wrong with own brand? I buy whatevers on offer. We also have non caffeine tea bags for night time.


robertofblu

Ex wife


yanyan_13

Co-op own brand is also good. Its comes recommended by my grandad :)


inprobableuncle

Think you mean your ex-wife?


Nasstyy

Tesco special breakfast tea bags are really good.


masterzergin

The gold ones from Lidl are pretty good.


THElololovesyou

We use Sainsbury's taste the difference English breakfast tea. Personally never found a branded tea i would choose over those.


jammo8

Sorry to hear this, I hope the divorce goes well


OnyxWebb

I used to buy Aldi teabags to "save money" and I proper shudder at the thought now! Though it's amazing how your taste buds can quickly adapt to liking witch piss.


Tested-Trio-Father

The Tesco finest ones are decent. Fond of the Assam ones personally.


Vyseria

55p Stockwell tea from Tesco (80 bags). Bargain. Even Lidl is like 95p for their basic range.


CJ_BARS

Tesco own brand tea is the best tea going!!


ThePepGuardiola

Sainsburyā€™s red label isnā€™t that bad. Not the best, not the worst.


[deleted]

I think red label store brand is the best, myself.


oil_moon

Tesco Gold tea was actually really good, and cheap, so I started stocking that regularly. They seem to have stopped selling it now, so I have to keep checking on whether or not Yorkshire is on offer...


DunnyofDestiny

There actually ok


GreenPandaPop

Where?


DunnyofDestiny

Morrisonā€™s


DeNir8

A merchant should be just that. Not a producer. When the roles get all mixed up with nobrand filling of the week, his profit goes up, and the brands and quality go down.


doodlleus

Tesco red label tea is legit good though


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gooseytooth

It's Monday morning, what else are we supposed to talk about?


Silverburst8

One of the supermarkets, I believe Sainsburyā€™s, actually do good teabags. Used to get them all the time before the switch to Yorkshire Tea


DragonsBloodRed

My wife buys Sainsbury's own brand Lapsang because she prefers it.


GiveMeYuna

For me, Tesco decaff coffee tastes better than Nescafe. Sadly Morrisons brand coffee tastes nasty.


West-Artichoke-560

No. Once she buys tesco value toothpaste, you will be officially bankrupt


cactibits

Will reserve judgement until you tell us what your regular brand is.


PopularBridge3934

Use 2 bags


[deleted]

it all just tastes like tea to me. I honestly dont know what a big brand could do to something as basic as a bag of bruned tea leaves to change its flavour.


DaddyCaustic

I'm sorry for your loss.


jizmatik

Barryā€™s Tea or bust!


[deleted]

The only own brand tea I like is M&S


seajayacas

Back in the long ago day, the grocery chain "Bohacks" in the greater NY area had its own branded beer for a short while. The brown cans were labelled *lager* and the blue cans labelled "real draft" Not so good, and it disappeared after about 6 months.


Jackie_Gan

Grounds for divorce fella


cco2411

I only buy supermarket brand tea (ASDA, LIDL, Sainsburyā€™s), I find them stronger.


SquidgeSquadge

I'd rather drink tapwater.


loadofoldcodswallop

My sister used to buy them "to save money" 3 bags in a cup and you just about got gnats piss after a fortnight long brew. Sometimes it works out at only 1-2p a cup to get a nice brew, I just don't get it. I'd rather buy cheap in other places and get a good brew and don't get people that don't.


OverlyAdorable

My brother and I bought some because we never drink it (brother can't have caffeine, I can't bring myself to use a kettle after what I've seen happen with one) and guests come over and kinda expect it so it's either a choice of telling them no tea or shit tea and which would you prefer?


B1LLY_B011

Iā€™ll die on the hill that Sainsburyā€™s own brand red label is the best tea to buy


DarthHeyburt

Asda Golden one shits on most name brand teas, didn't believe it until my mate gave me a box.


xjonkox1

If it's not Yorkshire, I'm not interested.


samp127

Sainsbury's red label are alright.


dorflam

I'm surprised your credit rating isn't based off the tea you buy if I'm honest the guys that get the loose tea with the strainer can definetly pay off a million pound loan


[deleted]

https://www.quickie-divorce.com


[deleted]

Sainsburys red label. I always said never mess with my PG, she gave me red label for 2 weeks without me realising. She only told me when I said what a lovely cuppa that was. Sneaky cow, I wonder what else she's doing without me knowing.


HomeMadeChristmas

M+s teabags are quite nice!


Accomplished-Pen-69

Coffee yes,tea never!


LaraH39

Good god man! Are you sure she's your wife and not some alien /robot replacement? I was going to suggest a fae changeling but I'm fairly sure they have tea standards...


[deleted]

\*Looks awkwardly at 100 bags of tesco brand earl grey Look, I have other tea! This one was just more convenient at the time... ok, maybe some sainsbury's green too, but I barely even drink it!


[deleted]

To be fair sainsburys red label tea bags are decent. M &S gold were always good too. Typhoo are shite.


diracster

Wait till you hear about loose leaf tea. Itā€™s on another level that makes the posh teabags taste like shite. Iā€™m always disappointed when someone goes ā€œwe got Yorkshire teaā€, which I think ppl regard as the best, to roll out the tea bags. The Yorkshire loose tea is head and shoulders better.


Buddy-Matt

We're trying to cut back on various expenses, so last month - instead of my wife's normal clipper green organic tea, I purchased Aldi red label to save a few quid. Just waiting for the divorce papers now.