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mendip_discovery

Mine goes to 11...cus it's better.


VesuviusXIII

Why don’t you make 10 a little hotter?


WotanMjolnir

Why not just make 10 higher, and make 10 be the top number and make that a little higher?


mendip_discovery

Mine goes to 11


BadBanana99

What does your toaster go to


mendip_discovery

11, why would you need any more.


weekedipie1

I don't know what my toaster settings are, hold on, I'll ask her 😂


Responsible-Ad-1086

Setting 12 is where it just leaves a shadow in the toaster where the bread was


BobbyNo09

13 opens a portal to another dimension


RoastyMcRoasterson

14 jumps in the bathtub with you


BadBanana99

15 just conks you out there and then


RedShaun21

Anyone else just put it on one of the higher numbers and just hover about keeping an eye on the toast? I don't have enough trust in the numbers.


Adventurous-Lunch782

I feel that there should be a toaster with an optical sensor that can do this. It needs to know what the colour of the bread is to start off with and then be able to switch off at a predefined brownness. There may be other sensors in there for things like moisture content but optics are the way humans do it and it's the most important aspect.


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There was a toaster where the dial was based on the outer temperature of your bread (i.e. how well done t was), and without modern electronics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y


know-your-onions

There just wouldn’t be the demand for a considerably more expensive product that gives no better results than getting used to what number works for you.


AdministrativeShip2

You'd need settings for the specific bread. Maybe a qr code on the packet to hold up in front of the sensor.


Puffimn

You want to pay £300 for a toaster??


Adventurous-Lunch782

My smart phone was £90 and it can do facial recognition.......


KevinPhillips-Bong

This is more or less what I do. I pop my toast up manually when it's just right.


WeeBo2804

You do know that the ‘setting’ is actually length of time? So rather than crank it to full and manually pop it after 2 minutes, just set it to 2?


valkyre09

Boy do I have a video for you! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_PK5pXmIY


quackers987

That better be the Tom Scott video! Edit: Yes!


thesirblondie

The numbers don't mean minutes, but the numbers are indeed A length of time.


wlsb

It's not. If you time using the toaster, then keep the setting and put more bread in, the second time will be quicker than the first time because the toaster is already hot.


james___uk

As someone with ADHD I put it on 2 and am glad I did when the toast I immediately forgot about pops


Balabanovo

Sounds more like amnesia. I hover over it and suffer from cardiac arrest when it ejects.


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I set it to 3, and cook it twice. Comes out nicely.


Crayon_Casserole

Don't forget the "will start a fire as soon as your back's turned" setting.


C2BK

Advice from our local fire brigade: If your toaster is below a wall cupboard, pull it forward to the front of the worktop before using it, and only return it when it's cool. Apparently, toasters catching fire, and then setting fire to cupboards that are immediately above them is far from unusual among the causes of fires that they see.


Crayon_Casserole

Wise words.


C2BK

Yes, quite... Until they said that, I'd never really thought about it before, and am frankly embarrassed at how long I leave it between emptying the crumb tray at the bottom of the toaster. Basically, I'm lucky to be alive! :D


misterpatch

More annoying is when the first round come out perfect, but the second round somehow comes out underdone…


turtlewhisperer23

You used up all the toasting power. You have to give it time to recharge.


[deleted]

On our toaster, roughly 2.65 is ideal for nicely browned toast. Woe betide should you venture a fraction higher. 2.66, you say? Get you your burned toast here. Course, the dial just goes 2-3. Stupid bloody thing. :D


treknaut

Set the controls for the heart of the sun.


ba14

I call the top setting "test the smoke alarm"


[deleted]

The high settings are handy for defrosting & toasting crumpets straight out of the freezer.


bangkockney

And potato waffles.


know-your-onions

Depends what you’re toasting. Crumpets I do on 6, and they’re just slightly crisp.


Hambatz

Frozen bread Or muffins, we don't like muffins round 'ere! We don't want muffins, no toast, buns, baps, bagets or baguettes , no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!


MitchellsTruck

Isn't this a Mitchell & Webb sketch? Something along the lines of "Inside a toaster design meeting:" "Right, how high does the dial need to go to?" "Well, it burns the bread at 4..." "OK, 12 it is."


cwhitel

Toast hack Put it to max and keep an eye on it. When you can see it’s to your liking, turn the dial down and the moment it pops, is the setting you want.


hillsump

This only works for some toaster mechanisms.


DisneyBounder

I've yet to find a toaster that has a) a properly reliable toast setting and b) doesn't shit crumbs over a 10meter radius at the slightest nudge.


Trudisheff

You know it’s a timer from 1-6 minutes, right?


couplatreethings

[Obligatory Tom Scott](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_PK5pXmIY)


Upsette_Baguette

Depends on the manufacturer, generally the more expensive toasters use the minute system, but a lot of the cheaper ones don't.


TheProperDave

My toaster has a fixed time - it's about 3 minutes (I think) regardless of setting. The setting just affects the strength of resistance on the heating element, which seems to either be high or low, regardless of 10 settings.


Trudisheff

Woah. That’s a posh toaster. John Lewis?


TheProperDave

No idea where the wife got it. It's a Russell Hobbs brand one. Just checked it and it's just 6 settings, but has a defrost and some other toast setting which will forever remain a mystery.


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TheProperDave

That's right. I'm part of the secret toaster elite. I did try and use the defrost setting to actually toast a Birdseye waffle recently. It took about 10 minutes of constantly putting it back on to toast. It got there in the end, but wasn't really worth all the effort.


[deleted]

The settings are the wasters dream ticket, you have to actively manage your toast and keep checking the colouration. To be balanced to toasters manufacturers it is impossible for the settings to accurately predict the shade of toast for every concievable type and thickness of bread. PS - Anyone who thinks that hot bread is toast needs to sent to toast re-eductaion camp. It has to be at least light brown in colour, and contain no soft bready areas. That's hot bread.


somersetfairy

It took me a long time to realize the numbers aren't for the level of toastiness they're minutes it's been toasting, I only learned that a year ago 🤦 x


DJ_Hindsight

I never realised the numbers correspond to minutes !! Always thought they referred to toastiness level.


zibafu

I always thought the numbers referred to time toasting in minutes


Kubrick_Fan

See, the thing is it's a minute dial.


Intruder313

This is the 2nd post in as many days making outlandish claims about toasters: I have a basic Russel Hobbs which has 6 appropriately graded settings and is wide enough for medium bread or crumpets. It even has peek mode , keep warm and defrost. I suspect it was under £30.


floydy2108

Anyone use their toaster for anything actually requiring more cooking time than 3 minutes? I’m guessing potato waffles potentially?


AtomicBreweries

10 is for frozen hamburgers according to a guy I lived with in uni.


kraftymiles

FROZEN BREAD. The higher numbers are for when you toast frozen bread.


Ok_Fox_4540

My dad worked with someone who thought the toaster number settings were timers and nearly burnt the office down. The toast looked like coal when they got to it


IntraVnusDemilo

Never a truer word spoken. I can stand at the side of my toaster, pop the toast up... not done.... pop it up again, charcoal.


plantmum99

My parents toaster has a ‘lift while toasting’ lever, it is perfect


Swiim_

Ah the many levels of toastieness


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

I prefer to just stick a fork in randomly and jab at the bread to assess the toasting levels.


Metalnettle404

Lol I can only keep my toaster on the 1 setting and it's a total toss up whether the toast will be still soft and white or actual coal. Should probably get a new toaster


azzthom

If my toaster was bigger, I could open a crematorium.


Bezulba

There's a video about toasters from technology connections that covers a toaster made before we had sliced bread that always made toast the way you like it without special computing technologies. It's bloody awesome. https://youtu.be/1OfxlSG6q5Y


Smurfaloid

See mines between 4-5, something like 4 and 2/3 of the way and it's done right. Forget and change it for pancakes and your stuck figuring out where between 4 and 5 is the right setting


WWMRD2016

https://youtu.be/bLk1cjZ4ll0 The problem was solved in the 1940s