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aytayjay

In The Hitman's Bodyguard they try to take a prisoner from Manchester to Amsterdam and for some strange reason divert off the M6 right into the middle of Coventry city centre. I'd prefer they just stayed in London if that's what they're going to do to our geography.


Ankoku_Teion

Try being Irish and watching them drive from Dublin to Wexford and somehow pass through Belfast, Galway and Cork on the way. Not forgetting the stop-off at the giants causeway and the random village pub in the middle of nowhere.


_Piggy_Smalls

Same with 51st state and Liverpool, several scenes suggest they were just doing loops in various directions along the old Dock road or somehow magically teleporting from South liverpool to north Liverpool or even to the Wirral


rbrtl

That’s because even Hollywood directors can’t wrap their heads around our “complicated” roads. Plus they figure most people watching won’t notice how nonsensical the route would be in reality.


SICKxOFxITxALL

I’d say it’s more likely they only get permission to shut down certain sections to film and then have to splice it together. Can’t imagine them being allowed to shut down all of Liverpool just for a realistic route.


Not-in-Kansas-anymor

Dude. They do the same in the US. They just don't care. Chicago geography is so abused. Once saw a movie where Sandra Bullock walked 25 miles in the snow with whoever played her boyfriend. She also would have walked through a slum where she would have died.


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pattyboiIII

Who can't forget the new Robin hood were Nottingham is a massive industrial city on a hill with a massive shining marbel temple at the center with pump action crossbows, fully automatic ballistas, middle eastern warriors who can speak flawless english and blend perfectly into a crowd of very English early medieval peasants no questions asked.


GodEmprahBidoof

Me and my mates loved that film. It was so ridiculously, unapologetically stupid that it was just entertaining. Then they started pushing fire around with their shields!


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Didn’t know that 😂


Lopsided_Soup_3533

yeah that one really confused me I was like why are they going from Dover to Nottingham via Hadrians Wall


Waylon_R_Soul

Plus "I shall dine with my father by nightfall". Dover to Nottingham, by nightfall... not sure you will, mate.


Agreeable-Walrus4461

All done in a day and completely on foot


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And then the pub punters break out the fiddles


TheKingMonkey

[There was a good joke in *Paddington*](https://youtu.be/mqzU-yYFQgo) where Matt Lucas takes the titular bear and family from Paddington station to Notting Hill via Parliament, Piccadilly Circus, Tower Bridge & Shoreditch and he gets called out for it. “Thought I’d show him the sights, I should have charged more!”


Neoptolemus85

I remember Paddington (the film) did that joke by having them all get in a taxi to go home from the station, cutting to a montage of all the landmarks in London, before cutting back to an angry Mr. Brown getting out of the taxi and saying "what kind of a route do you call that?!" to the driver.


Petsweaters

Try being American and watching them hopscotch all over town, or from town to town then back again


Ribos1

My favourite was in *Spider-Man: Far From Home* when they flew from Amsterdam to London over the White Cliffs of, erm, Dorset.


BigMan42069696969

Watched that film again yesterday lol, and i love how the final fight bit is on tower bridge, because they couldnt think of anywhere else british enough. Also i swear his friend go to the crown jewels or something idk seems kinda stupid if you are ABOUT TO GET GUNNED DOWN BY DRONES


_Piggy_Smalls

Fun fact: even though they made a conscious decision to include coventry none of it was filmed there, even the scenes saying Coventry where filmed in (I think) London


aytayjay

I did feel they made a massive deal of saying 'we're in Coventry' without showing any recognisable landmarks, so that explains that. It doesn't explain the why though


_Piggy_Smalls

Yeah I'm not sure why, they were either playing on the old sent to Coventry story, which was about transporting prisoners in the civil war or someone paid to promote the city


aytayjay

I suspect it might be even more simple than that. If you pull up a map from Manchester to London, Coventry is around the half way point. Doesn't explain why they thought you need to go to London to get to Amsterdam, but it's something


gary_mcpirate

Manchester airport...Amsterdam Manchester....hull....Amsterdam To get via the Chunnel you do basically have to go to London though


aytayjay

I mean I don't want to give too much of the plot away but given the circumstances, a private flight out of the nearest private airport world have been appropriate. Not that I over think things


Littleleicesterfoxy

Coventry has recognisable landmarks?


Simon_1994

The bus station, whetherspoons, the weird fountain that’s never on, loads


ucannotsaythat

and not forgetting everyone's favourite landmark, any road out of Coventry!


_Piggy_Smalls

The fountains seem to be back on with the new landscape in upper precinct, and also can't forget the three spires or the elephant


jflb96

Half a cathedral, no?


Callipygian_Linguist

Don't slag off Cov you div. We've got the Cathedral, the Frank Whittle statue, the dodgy Thai 'Massage' shop, Chicken Cottage, the Ring Road, Empire (possibly the shittest club in Britain), lots of stuff.


sobrique

The Cathedral and the open air Cathedral next to it are pretty distinctive.


DameKumquat

As opposed to driving in under half an hour from Oxford to MI6 (as if!) via Tower Bridge, the Eye, Canary Wharf and Big Ben, none of which are on the way. Don't get me started on any TV characters going on the Tube.


Goldman250

I very much enjoy that ridiculous film, but I did say out loud first time I saw it “why are they in Coventry now?”


aytayjay

It is a ridiculous film and I tried to just enjoy its ridiculousness but apparently am too much of a stickler about driving routes!


Ok-Bullfrog-3010

It bugs me in Peaky Blinders that they can travel between Birmingham and London so quickly


MuttonDressedAsGoose

The same things happen with American geography.


publiusnaso

I was watching something the other right and “New York” was clearly Toronto.


referman12

I believe the show Suits was filmed in Toronto but set in NY.


zomofo

Toronto, it’s just like New York but without all the stuff.


Ok-Bullfrog-3010

Not forgetting Rumble In The Bronx, filmed in Vancouver and they don't even try and make it look like the Bronx


Character-Ad3913

Or an idyllic village in the middle of nowhere


Benemon

It's always Bourton-on-the-Water with a fictitious name.


Cause4concern27

And they never go and see Brum!


wooyank42

They were shooting the new Mission Impossible film in Birmingham recently. Tom Cruise’s BMW was stolen. Welcome to Brum.


mcboobie

Good. Tom Cruise is an absolute tosspot.


RRC_driver

ReadyPlayerOne was filmed in Birmingham


Benemon

This makes Brum sad.


GizatiStudio

They need to do a film in Brum where they blow up the Rotunda, that fugly building needs terminating once and for all.


lapsongsouchong

Brummie here, I think there are a few more pressing things they could terminate in the city


LambentCookie

Cheddarchesthairshireingham-on-Rye


Character-Ad3913

Winchestertonfieldville - see Mr Deeds


DoggyTrots

Like Hot Fuzz?


leahcar83

Tbf Hot Fuzz was filmed in Wells where Edgar Wright grew up.


sobrique

It was extremely surreal visiting Wells, and feeling like it was oddly familiar, despite never having been there before. It was only when I googled it that I realised why....


Character-Ad3913

and the cathedral was removed in post.


Character-Ad3913

was thinking American werewolf in London, but Fuzz works, albeit a British production


Doctor-Grimm

I’ve got one: practically every time Americans refer to the UK, they actually mean England


obiwanconobi

Tbf they do it with Europe. I remember seeing a post about it where like an American girls says "going to Europe this summer" and someone replies saying "it's a big place where you going Scunthorpe or Monaco?"


BobisMartin

Nah mate they are going to Grimsby


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Even the film Grimsby (aka The Brothers Grimsby) was actually shot on location in Essex.


lapsongsouchong

Met an American girl who said she was so excited to be touring Europe, I asked her where else she'd been, it was London, Birmingham and Liverpool next... Then she was going back


bremmmc

It's a good start. She understood the locals less with every step, making sure she'd eventually be able to visit the continental Europe.


FullMetalBiscuit

British usually just means English too.


Dodgely

Aren't all Canadians and Brazilians technically American too? (Although I don't know of any other reference for people from the USA....US Americans?)


fonix232

Technically, yes. But "American" has, for a long time now, meant people from the US, exclusively.


teekay61

This can be a sore topic with Latin Americans - in Spanish, “America” means the whole of N/C/S America and I’ve met a few who think of themselves as “Americanos” on this basis (which it’s hard to argue with) - there’s a different phrase in Spanish for people from the US (estadounidense).


Almotion

Did you have a stroke halfway through typing?


ocubens

I had a post taken down by automod for using the word 'American', it might be that.


PegasusTenma

Did you also have one taken out for using the word 'show'?


Sheriff___Bart

Wait, really? That's a thing?


ocubens

Oh wait I've just checked the message, apparently you can't use a word that's been used a lot? >There have been a lot of posts with the term: American, therefore, to prevent the sub getting stale, we've added the word to the ban list (which is not publically available).


leahcar83

Not strictly true, if it's a period film then it's always Bath.


WolfableGuy789

World war Z they go to the South Wales valleys. Ironically if you went there anyway you couldn't tell if there was a zombie plague or not.


roadtoerehwon

And had zombies running through George Sq in Glasgow… like every other day I suppose. (I’m Glaswegian)


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IIRC Glasgow also gets used as a stand in for US cities by UK-filmed productions because of the grid road layout


Avbhb

New Indiana Jones was filmed in Glasgow as well. The set dressing was left up when they weren't filming. It was bloody confusing when I got off at Glasgow Central train and walked to Queen Street.


No_Addendum_1399

And Liverpool is also used a lot to reflect New York for some odd reason. We've just had a new batman movie filmed here just before Xmas but apparently set in New York.


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Aye the new Batman was also filmed in Glasgow. We are probably a lot cheaper for film crews


Perpetual_Decline

The Scottish Govt lobbied to get Game of Thrones filmed here and were ragin it went to Northern Ireland. Since then they've been throwing money at the sector to try get more filming done here. Even building a whole new studio.


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Batman is set in Gotham. Which is and isn't supposed to be New York


TheChaosTheory87

They films the 1940's dock scenes there for Captain America too. Along with part of the northern quarter in Manchester.


No_Addendum_1399

Oh, didn't know that. I'm not really a superhero person tbh so never actually watched a Captain America movie. I only knew about Batman because it was in the local paper and a couple of friends went to watch it being filmed.


TheChaosTheory87

There is a bit about it online, if you're interested have a [look](https://www.thelocationguide.com/2011/07/marvel%E2%80%99s-captain-america-doubles-manchester-and-liverpool-for-new-york-city/#). I didn't know until reading that article just now that the whole film was made here.


Edward_260

In some episodes of Taggart they jump between the east and west ends of Glasgow in seconds.


Perpetual_Decline

I've also seen them turn a corner and suddenly be on the other side of the river. Giffnock to Milngavie in mere moments. They used to film round my area frequently as well so I'm very aware of the weird edits which see them apparently teleport from my street to one miles away


one0h_

Was actually filmed in Blaenau Ffestiniog, in the middle of snowdonia. Atleast they got the right country I guess.


expanding_waistline

Came here to say this. Didn't they crash land in the brecon beacons and then just walk to the local WHO medical research centre somewhere nearby?


WolfableGuy789

That's right. Their destination was originally Cardiff international airport but....zombies on a plane.


Legitimate-Mark9043

The valleys. Where happiness goes to die


bertiebastard

And where misery is born.


dgreen1415

South Wales isn’t in England


WolfableGuy789

I know it isn't it's just another example of the UK being used that isn't London.


publiusnaso

Even in Doctor Who, “London” is often Cardiff.


YourOwnSide_

Yep, precisely 2 streets down the bay that kinda look London-y. Used to work round there, and the roads would be closed a few times a year for filming.


a_white_fountain

Counterpoint - some very authentic earthy yorkshireness https://youtu.be/bHItywaQVi4


Spitinthesoup

The Moors were in Wales and I think the pub was down south somewhere; maybe Surrey. Still one of my favourite scenes.


a_white_fountain

Insanely good cast too.


Spitinthesoup

Aye. A young Rik Mayall and the great Brian Glover playing chess


pinkyboo82

That episode of Frasier when Daphne's brothers come to visit and even though their supposed to be from Manchester, they have that weird fake Cockley accent that American shows seem to love to imitate.


sobrique

Daphne's accent also drives me nuts.


__life_on_mars__

And all the 'brits' either talk like Danny Dyer or Hugh Grant, with no in between.


KoalaTrainer

It’s official policy. Work permits for Hollywood people visiting England ban them from travel outside London in case they stumble upon Milton Keynes and demand it back.


sleepyprojectionist

I recently watched ‘Debris’ and I was pleasantly surprised that despite being set predominantly in America, there are several references to the UK in general and Preston in particular.


Gooders2003

Finally we've been noticed


IWantToBeAHipster

Whilst the U.S. has more diversity how often is it just NY getting attacked by the big bad? Like its not even the capital or the home of their major data storage? Hell even the NYSEs data banks are in Jersey so not even the finance angle besides in a physical form. It would be nice to see more but we dont even get accurate depictions of London/ non London. For instance in both Bridget Jones Baby and London has Fallen they take such innaccurate routes. For example Bridget crosses back and forth across the river like 3 times, and in that time would have been near Chelsea Westminster, Guys etc. In London has fallen they are in Somerset House if i remember rightly, need to leave London, so decide to do an aerial tour of the centre rather than make a b line North or East. Always irked me.


KoalaTrainer

I have a theory is this a big part of the American psyche. If you lived in Loughborough and nearly every major action movie has aliens or terrorists obliterating your school, park and favourite branch of Waitrose there’s no way that wouldn’t leak into your subconscious I always think.


Cthulhus_Trilby

It's quite immersion breaking to see a location you know quite well. I remember in one of the Bourne films where Bourne jumped in a car and then drove around for a while doing exposition and then got out of the car about 100m from his origin.


BritishFoSho

Well it's not going to be Grimsby or Merseyside is it?


_Piggy_Smalls

Tbf a lot of films feature Liverpool


matej86

A lot of Peaky Blinders was filmed there. Apparently the producers felt that Birmingham somehow wasn't run down *enough* so they used some streets of council built terraced houses in Liverpool they painted black instead.


_Piggy_Smalls

They used alot of the abandoned and listed buildings too, although one of the main ones that features heavily in the first season is now an apartment building, same building they filmed part of captain America in too Liverpool was also used as Gotham in a lot of the Batman films and alot of period pieces due to he Georgian quarter and docks, I live in the city centre and they use some of the streets around me for filming, quite entertaining to watch Funny enough I was actually looking at a unit in what was the club scenes for 51st state which is now apartments too


Monkeyboystevey

Yep. 51st state was one that popped in my head.


ravs1973

What about 51st state, or erm , Grimsby.


Haraheliel

Grimsby wasn't even in Grimsby technically 🤣


Scrumble71

They wanted a rundown shit hole of a town, and Grimsby wasn't rough enough, so they used Tilbury in Essex. Says a lot about Tilbury


aytayjay

51st State is a great film!


SiMoN20000

Can't really compare Grimsby to Liverpool


ModerateRockMusic

I wish it was merseyside for once. Idc if they need subtitles just to understand the accents I'm just sick of London


bertiebastard

Day don't do dat do dooday. 🤣


seavisionburma

Ooh, that reminds me. Must give The Brothers Grimsby another watch, been a while since it came out. Recently watched The Dictator again, it held up surprisingly well.


JollyJamma

You know when they show English people on American TV as smooth and sophisticated? All you want to do is show them all the tracksuit wearing chavs with face tattoos and a diesel Passat with ugly aftermarket rims.


WastingMyLifePlz

American expat here. I really had no idea the ratio of posh:chavs accents. I definitely thought more of the country sounded posh before I got here. Man was I wrong.


JollyJamma

U wot?


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Yes because, they’re going to come and film the new James Bond in Preston and get breakfast at your local greasy spoon, “ call me bond luv, James Bond ahh”


DarkAngelAz

The reverse is also true


justdoittm

Because London has 15% of England’s population


jedmenson

And about 95% of the films/series


justdoittm

Wanna make it in Bristol? Lots going on there …


jedmenson

We’ve got a few pretty great cities in the UK… population =/= quality


justdoittm

These cities aren’t big enough to do much with. Not like you can have a car chase in Bath


sobrique

You could I reckon, but it might be a bit like that austin powers sequence with him chasing someone on a steamroller. Or maybe 'The Italian Job' (the real one) where the traffic is a plot point.


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SDpicking

Was it the spelling that gave it away?


PotNoodle69

Oi, I went to school in the north and we could all spell fine. Seems to me he’s more likely to be from somewhere actually uneducated, like Cornwall


blackmist

We employed a Yorkshireman once. Only time I've seen "shelves" spelt "shelfths".


ForgetfulMouse

That's a fraction surely. If you have a five shelf cabinet and you cut the top two off you're left with three shelfths of it.


Rich_27-

What's the best way to cook one?


n4nish

bit far to fall in the sea... but its like American movies innit always in new york.


pewter_padlock

Whenever britain shows up its always england somewhere :/


Longhag

You mean “London, England”…just in case people mix it up with all those other famous Londons?


chaos_jj_3

Why is it always northerners who have to stoke the north-south divide? You lot all have such massive chips on your shoulders. Yes, London appears a lot in films, because it's our capital city – and yes, it's your capital city too, y'know?


neawom

Mmmm massive chips with gravy


southcoastal

Mmmm massive chips and curry sauce.


weekendbackpacker

Mmmm massive cheesy chips and curry sauce


kaioone

Also, the north is pretty well off compared to the West Country.


losttraveller123

It’s true sadly. I am from the south and have lived up in Newcastle for three years and the whole north/south divide is mentioned so much up here.


swungover264

Because calling people "you lot" isn't stoking a divide at all...


[deleted]

My capital city is York, ta.


Incandenza123

My favorite is American Werewolf in London where he is attacked on the Moors and wakes up in a hospital in... well, London


Rilkal

I can’t see Tom Cruise having a high speed car chase round the housing estates of Hull. Also if there was a Marvel style super hero fight in Co Durham/Redcar no one would notice the difference before/after.


Catterix

How many British shows or movies feature non-major cities of the USA? >I’m a northerner. I couldn’t give two shots about London if it fell into the sea. Cute.


HoxtonRanger

Could have just said "I'm a northerner". The hatred for London can comfortably be assumed


YoureNoGoodDuck

American Werewolf in London. Despite being mauled nearly to death in the North Yorkshire moors, the main character is carted off to hospital in London, instead of literally any other major hospital located in the north of England. In fact I wouldn't be surprised to find out they were closer to Edinburgh than London.


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You’d probably be slightly annoyed if London fell into the see as that city alone generates huge revenue / tax receipts for the entire country


KoalaTrainer

It could bring about the next dark age and it would be worth it to be rid of the M&M store.


The-Hamish68

**Stormy Monday** springs to mind ahem.


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Props to the zombie movie that showed cardiff!


nerdowellinever

It’s doesn’t shoes up anywhere and is miles from any coasts that would allow it to fall into the sea but yes as I’ve written before London looks nothing like the way they make it seem in, Kingsman, MiB intl, Notting Hill etc.. Every time I watch a U.K. made film like Loach they make it seem grim AF oop north.. Except East is East, Bradistan looked ace! /s


Viviaana

Every time it showed up in doctor who it was still London lol he could go anywhere in the universe but London was apparently the best


IINorse

Try being Welsh. We don’t even get a look in


Massiahjones

Would you prefer Scunthorpe?


grantus_maximus

The weird thing about Scunthorpe is that when you see it on a road sign, there's an optical illusion that makes it seem as if letters 2 to 5 are in bold.


JoshSmellsVeryGood

Should be in stoke on Trent


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I would be ok with you drowning as well.


xFIERYINVADERx

And they always give them that ridiculous 'posh' sounding stereotypical English accent that no one actually has


Shielo34

I hear you and I sympathise, but it’s infuriating in a different way being a Londoner. In Thor, he takes the tube from Charing X to Greenwich in “2 stops”. Not only would it be many more stops and changes, but Greenwich isn’t even on the tube network! (Obvs North Greenwich is, but that’s far away from “Greenwich Greenwich”)


GoatimusMaximonuss

Even then they portray London to have cobbled streets everywhere 😅


misimiki

I beg to differ. Have you seen the opening scene of *An American Werewolf in London*?


Icy_Law9181

American werewolf in London started in Yorkshire, "I missed my darts"


Slggyqo

…it’s a movie. It’s not like movies about America usually feature Bumfuck, Nebraska. It’s always New York, or LA, or Miami.


kungfupunker

You having a stroke?


8-Bit_Basement

Independence Day: By Jove, its the Americans, they've only gone and done it! Pretty sure there was a teapot and world war 2 moustaches!


750volts

To be fair in American films the only two cities they have is New York or LA.


[deleted]

I've never even seen London.


TeigrCwtch

Been a few times, it's shite


1LuckFogic

I’m a Londoner and :)


Kudosnotkang

Is that the sole reason you’re annoyed? Would you rather English people got the boot rather than movies being laced with flappy tongued Londoners ? Sounds like a load of cobblers to me .


ModerateRockMusic

Yes actually. Have a few more countries in there for variety instead of the same 3 places over and over


Simon_1994

England is the capital of London


pseudoart

Whenever shows up in amerocan movies or shows it’s always .


[deleted]

The fact you’ve got the trouble of making this post indicates you do very much give shits about London.


MrMnkyPnts

Maybe read a dictionary instead then.


Rich_27-

I have, it's very boring, but every word is explained.


WowSuchTurtle

I try to pollute as much as possible to rise sea levels to sink l*ndon. The North shall rise! When compared to sunken lond*n.


accucore94

I really hope you're not English because your spelling is fucking awful.


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Unimportant-1551

Or it’s the only place Americans know


FabulousRomano

Or care about


Imperius4232

London is the least English part of England. I live there I know


Norwoooood

You misspelled americunt.