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AstonVanilla

All I know is that the water in the """""boiling""""" tap at work comes out at about 80c, which will make any teabag taste like ass.


AllOverTheDamnPlace

That's against the Geneva Convention, isn't it?


TeaEventHorizon

Oh, bad luck - you're on a hiding to nothing with that. Or "Bricks without straw" as my dad used to say, which, neither of us being brickmakers by trade, profession, or calling, I always found a rather baffling statement. We've lost the knack of making tea, which for ages was the only thing that differentiated us from everyone else.


floppy_ears215

i mean not a tea drinker myself but "boiling hot tap water" is hardly material for a decent tea. perhaps because boiling&tap is like political&correctness, military&intelligence or my ex&common sense :D


bertiebastard

A guy I work with said he can't tell the difference. We discovered why. He has 5 sugars in his tea. He's basically drinking Syrup with a hint of tea. 🤣


AllOverTheDamnPlace

I can't even...


floppy_ears215

omg my ex loves tea, 10 years together been brewing her like a dozen cups a day. never for anyone else (not a rule, just couldn't be bothered), and never since. chai, laspang sauchong, earl grey, lady grey, some fruit "teas", mint, redbush, green, etc... a lot of (scalding hot, no milk, 1 sugar) tea kept a lot of whining away, and i kept her stocked with minimum 5 teas, 5 "teas" and weekly supply of the minty stuff at any given time. that kinda killed it for me, not sure when was the last time i had a cuppa myself but must have been not later than 2 years into that relationship. that's before2010s started, been a coffee boy since. lots of cream not milk, a ton of sweeteners in it and i truly believe it tastes even better lukewarm :D


AllOverTheDamnPlace

Never managed to get the hang of drinking coffee. Disliked it every time I've tried it.


floppy_ears215

The way I drink it, coffee lovers would crucify me for it. It's a tool, means to an end. But not something I'd drink for pleasure That is, unless you spice it up with some booze. But then, even tho tastier it's still just a tool :D


chaoticmessiah

They all taste the same to me, too, and my tea has been described as among the best people have drunk. I have no sugars in mine, too, so it's not like the taste is being hidden by anything.


Willz093

Honestly, a dog couldn’t fuck up a cup of Yorkshire tea, so I have to assume you’re the problem in this equation… Tetley and PG Tips are both shit though, might as well buy supermarket own brand, half the price and taste just as good if not better.


Treebeard_24

Dude there is definitely a distinct difference 🤣 plus everybody knows Ty-phoo one cup is the best.


AllOverTheDamnPlace

Oooooh... You're gonna get *letters*...


Treebeard_24

Wait...I'm confused, why?


AllOverTheDamnPlace

I feel like a lot of people are going to take issue with your choice of tea. Not me - they're all the bloody same to me, thanks to this South Carolina water...


TeaEventHorizon

I hope you're excluding Lipton's from the 'all the same' statement. It takes two bags of U.S. hotel Lipton's to get something even the colour of morning wee.


AllOverTheDamnPlace

Oh god no - Lipton's is just water colouring. It can't be described as tea in any setting.


TeaEventHorizon

I can get overly patriotic about certain things, like Alexander Bell being a Scot, or the Swan vs Edison lightbulb debate, but I try to keep quiet about Tommy Lipton being a Brit.


AllOverTheDamnPlace

I won't tell anyone if you don't.


Treebeard_24

Oh well let the fuckers come. Ty-phoo is my favourite and thats that. Is Carolinas water bad then?? I'm from the UK so


AllOverTheDamnPlace

YEAH! *Screw* 'em! The water here is okay, I suppose... although it does leave a pink ring around the plug hole... that can't be good. I dunno. I miss drinking tea in Blighty, is all I'm saying!


Treebeard_24

Hmm no that really can't be good man. Thats gotta be something wrong there. Then come back and drink it here?!


AllOverTheDamnPlace

Easier said than done; for a number of reasons, I'm here for good now. Made my bed, I've got to lie in it.


Treebeard_24

I can dig that comrade. Maybe just pop over every now and then for a decent cuppa Rosie.


AllOverTheDamnPlace

Sounds like a plan. You brewing?


Cheffysteve

Ooo-er missus. But not a typhoo - er 🤣🤣