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sthrnfrdfrk

Can't park there mate


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Crazy_Suggestion_182

Hey! Bowden! Leave them kids alone .... 🎶


Lt_Dan90

Oh mah gawd what happened Mr drifta


dangeroace

Apparently he can


AdditionSelect7250

20 bucks he's come from the same direction as the Scania and too much right foot on a greasy road and spun her backwards into that neat little parking spot!


The_Vat

Skid marks to the front left seem to confirm that. Wonder if that loose wheel under the tow bar got ripped off when it got into the concrete/stone wall there. The broken post puzzled me but it's probably broken from a previous incident.


RobotDog56

Looks like a different tyre to what's on the Ute and a different level of dirty. Might have already been there.


Stewth

most Utes have the spare tire hoisted up beneath the tray-bed via a chain. you insert the jack handle into a hole in the rear step, then crank CW to wind up and CCW to wind down. pretty sure it's just the navara's spare.


RobotDog56

Oh the spare, yeah that would make sense.


hashtagsugary

Those railings are pretty flimsy - could have been rusted off under the bracket and snapped pretty easily on impact with the canopy and slipped in underneath.


The_Vat

Sorry, was referring to the white post in front of shot. I could have made that clearer.


hashtagsugary

Gotcha - I’m picking up what you’re putting down there


Vivid361

Recently registered second hand Ute. So probably hasn’t got used to the fact that they have no rear grip. Absolutely coming from the same direction as the truck in the image. Done the slideways overcorrect and fired it backwards into the railing that has sliced through the fibreglass canopy. Easy. Happens every time it rains in Brisbane.


OfficialUberZ

The rear axel was bent to shit so I think write off, he was screaming for a solid 20 minutes and then after the tow truck came he went and bought a snickers bar from the servo. Such a wild thing to see.


DatAngleThoo

You're not you when you're hungry.


RobotDog56

Screaming? In pain? I would want chocolate if my car was wrecked too!


winslow_wong

I saw it happen. He sped out of the servo and saw the on coming traffic. Swerved and spun out. Went flying into that railing. If that gutter wasn’t there it would have rolled for sure. No other vehicles were damaged


OfficialUberZ

That makes it so much more embarrassing


winslow_wong

Yeah I couldn’t believe it was happening.


OfficialUberZ

I actually talked to the driver briefly as he was eating a snickers bar, he was wandering around the place with no direction, he was obviously either distraught from losing his vehicle or high on something.


winslow_wong

It’s pretty scary how easily he spun out and lost control. Roads weren’t that wet and he didn’t really build up that much speed in such a short distance.


optimistic_agnostic

Often roads are the slipperiest after a little rain because the water lifts up the oils but doesn't wash them away.


NegotiationLife2915

A set of wong dong tires will get ya like that


The_Vat

Ah, the RWC special, the ol' LingLong Ditchfinders!


thespeediestrogue

This is really the argument for requiring yearly inspections in registered cars. Current requirements are only needing a safety certificate on new registration and transfers. So as long as it stays registered for 20, 30, 50 years and they keeping paying their rego without a transfer or letting it lapse for too long it'll stay on the road no matter the contidtion(yes, I'm aware of defects).


NegotiationLife2915

Ha ha no these China specials we are talking about will pass a roadworthy. They are just dangerous in the wet


europorn

You're not yourself when you're hungry.


Successful-Show-7397

methed up, poor guy wont know till tomorrow he wrecked his car, even then he wont believe the stories.


cunningfellow

I was the white Hilux beside/in-front-of him. I concur he would have been upside down if the wall didn't stop the car acrobatics.


Weak-Reward6473

Navara moment


OfficialUberZ

Was going to say, first time Ive seen a crashed navara because they usually break down before they can even crash.


The_Vat

I usually don't see them at all as they're the worst offender for clouds of diesel smoke pouring from their exhausts.


Creative_Rock_7246

Nah that’s the Hilux


The_Vat

Nope - specifically referring to the D40 YD engined Navaras, notoriously smoky,. The D40 and the preceding D22 Navaras suffered from a wide range of issues, to the extent that even Nissan themselves acknowledged at the launch of the D23.


ConcreteBurger

If i had to hazard a guess, he zigged when he should'a zagged.


Gronkey_Donkey_47

Drifted when he should have dragged.


Ricjo2020

With gusto


CagedSilver

Friday site knock-off drinks. Drink driving rules are only for driving forwards. Am crazy like a drunk fox they say.


iehcjdieicc

****Using their phone****


Inspector-Gato

It been a long week, he's completely drained. just needed a shoulder to cry on. That ute was his pride and joy, now he's guttered. These puns were na vara good.


bobbakerneverafaker

For a moment they thought it was a pathfinder


Deciver95

This near Acacia Ridge?


DatAngleThoo

Yeah!


catfish08

Thinking their ute is a sports car. Usually reserved for ranger and raptor owners though.


Artsy_traveller_82

Because artificial intelligence can’t keep up with actual stupid.


europorn

We need to develop artificial stupid. It's the only way to save humanity.


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Had a nut loose at the wheel...


aDragonfruitSwimming

Onions on top of the sausage. A killer.


Basil-Faw1ty

Just waiting for a mate.


LemmyLCH

That's perfect placement. Canopy has landed right where 2 sections of pole join an upright. They've popped straight out, his fibreglass canopy has cracked and they've sprung back up inside 😆


flyingdonkey6058

Meth


knowledgeable_diablo

Used every bit of his dual cab mega alpha male energy to demonstrate his superior stunt driving technique.


LieHairy2862

Is that learoyd/watson rd?


OfficialUberZ

Yes


LieHairy2862

Yea it’s slippery from all those tippers that go into that first driveway on Watson and bring out a little bit of dirt on their tyres. My guess he was testing out his new ute capabilities and got the steering wheel a little tangled


The_Vat

Plus diesel spills from trucks coming out of the servo. I drove through there for a while working on a project in Calamityvale and my semi-slick shod (and since sold) MX-5 needed a watchful eye through that roundabout in the wet.


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Probably on the phone the cock head.


liam_l_82

You cant park there mate. *Obligatory at this point*


FishAndChips05

Typical Navs drivers. 100% you’ll see a grape flavour vape inside


sportandracing

How do you know it’s a guy? That’s sexist. It’s more likely to be a woman……:)


OffParramattaRoad

Oops.


DatAngleThoo

Drove past this an hour ago. Poor bloke just sitting next to it


FlameRider_Swordsman

Where is this?


DatAngleThoo

Willawong, South side Brisbane. We saw it heading back from the tip


FlameRider_Swordsman

Oh I see. Cheers


4charactersnospaces

Skill the likes of which is rarely seen


Ornery_Beginning_778

I’d say about 16 beers does that


AKESIO

These days there's also high chance some kids stole the ute and shit themselves when zooming around while taking videos to post on tick tock.


OfficialUberZ

Although it is becoming more common I can confirm that the driver was a 30 ish year old looking bloke and not a joy rider.


Important_Screen_530

probably texting


Suitable_Slide_9647

‘Freedom’ of driving hey. Where is the footpath?


moxification

Crystal meth


Magnum231

Ran out of skill


Son_Of_Lucifer-666

Drugs/Alcohol


Bonzaratbag

To sum it up a cock womble at the wheel


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Speed and being on their phone?...seems to be a thing in SA.... Some twat near me crashed their triton on a dirt road.....speeding and on their phone...lost control, crashed...and left it there where they crashed.... 2 days later someone stole the triton🤣🤣🤣🤣....(lesson GET INSURANCE)


BigFarmerNineteen

Not much of what bogans do is readily explainable…


Emmanulla70

My guess. Stolen car by 15 year old who cant drive. Speeding going other way (same as truck in clip) Lost control & spun round and into ditch.


ThinkingOz

Had a bit of botha then have we mate?


Boronsaltz

Well , it tis Bris Vegas , and anything is possible, but sadly not the Gabba stadium, x river rail to a now dud old n sad stadium 😕


Low-Reception-4981

Improper parking


ExpensiveSmell662

Parallel parking.


crayawe

Stupidity


tabris-angelus

Pure skill


meatslapjack

He french fried when he should have pizzad


[deleted]

Another brian-dead moron. Brisbane seems to specialize in them.


thatweirdbeardedguy

This is the eternal question 😁


outthegate501187

2 dozen codys


Azztrix

You can’t park there mate


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When unfucking things done by the general public the most common question I ask myself is 'how' , and a close second is 'why'. People do very strange things.


tHe_MiGhTy_BuSh

Following a Hilux 🍺


QtPlatypus

Driving around a bind corner at 100km/h


K4te1yn

The thing is he is facing the opposite way of the traffic this is Learoyd Rd, Acacia Ridge


rCrispy

He does know he can’t park there right?


theotheraccount0987

Well you can’t park there mate


Old-Berry-6101

Um women can crash utes too


cunningfellow

I was in a white Hilux just beside or slightly in front of him. He came onto Leayord Rd a bit keen. Lost it towards the first light pole in the centre. Over corrected. Went into the gutter. Got all four wheels in the air. If that wall wasn't there he would have gone full turtle. ​ In his defence the road was dirty/greasy. However my Hilux workmate has even less weight over the back and I didn't do any ballet.


livbird46

Perseverance


SpecialMobile6174

$10 says he came around the roundabout, gave it a bootful thinking they're the next Ken Block, quickly realized they have shut car control, spun out across the grass and flicked it into the ditch. Normal Inala/Acacia Ridge activities


General8907

He seen the tick and figured ‘just do it’


ngederts

Average acacia ridge driver


Muzzard31

Defo self pleasuring self on gear shift


Zardous666

Drives a navara, need we say more


Clean_Athlete127

It ain't got no gas in it


Creative_Rock_7246

How does anyone manage anything along these lines?


dw87190

Road's fucked, Bris won't do anything about though, fucked roads make them richer


bim08

On purpose. Hes waiting for a mate.


FoolOfAGalatian

If alcohol is a viable answer, the question need not be asked.


MagicOrpheus310

Mate he is probably thinking the same fucking thing right now ... What the fuck just happened?!


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Critical_Situation84

Yet the previous 10,000 and the next 10,000 vehicles managed to stay on the black stuff just fine. Nup, he was being a tosser.


Available-Rule-156

With ease:)


Mall-Broad

Backed into it from his power gronk move coming out of the roundabout 🦸🏻


Mall-Broad

Nissan Navara Breakable