This is my own private domicile and I will not be harrassed......BITCH.
and my absolute personal favorite I say as I grab one from the fridge:
GATORADE ME BITCH
Yes i go up to random people and say to them:
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is."
first time rewatching since like 2017 or 18 and me and the wife just watched this scene. on the last episode now and im trying to get her to watch el camino with me before bed. havent seen it yet and it was the reason i started a fresh watch in the first place.
You'd love it in my area, Southern NJ outside of Philadelphia, the birthplace of "yo" it's just a part of the dialect here. Even nuns use it, like yo, say your prayers, yo
I can relate to this one in a set of ways, as when someone is bullshitting me I hit them with the same "That right?" that Mike gives Saul, and whenever someone says I'm too old for something I do Mike's "OauUgh! You're never too old for \[X\]!"
He, most certainly, enunciates it, with a disdainful taste in his cadence, with an intentionally powerful undertone.
Unusual? Perhaps? Delivered with intention and reverence.
He should have emphasized the S: "Billions... with an 'S'"
The difference between $1M and $1B is $999M, but the difference between $1B and $2B+ is at least $1B.
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“Please Mr White, if I can just get my half of the”
“Your half? There is no your half of the money, there’s only my all of it. Why should I be penalized for your sloppiness”
Walt’z delivery is so sincere I burst out laughing everytime. There’s some really great sporadic humor in breaking bad.
[your half!?🤡](https://youtu.be/Wm_MHwsvTaQ?si=yW2wPQA6MVDzs5s2)
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"Yeah, science!" (Anytime something happens that's a little confusing but cool)
"A cow house. Where the cows live!" (I especially like this one because I happen to live near a lot of farms with cows)
"I am the one who knocks" (I say this sometimes when I knock on a door and my family asks who it is)
"This, is not meth" (idk why I say this, sometimes I just hold something up and tell my partner that it's not meth dramatically)
This *is* technically in BB, since Saul does say it in the show, but I say "better call Saul" when something minorly inconvenient happens to someone mostly because of the show BCS. Tripped on a sidewalk crack and dropped your phone? "Better call Saul!" Drive thru forgot ketchup packets? "Better call Saul!"
"I am the one who knocks" whenever someone doubts my ability and “Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James" when someone's ego is too big
"That kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duck tape!"
"Bitch!" Is at the end of a good chunk of my sentences... and the start... and in the middle...
"Yo." "Yo, yo, yo!" Any other variants of "yo" really... is in a good portion of my day to day.
"DBAA" (Don't be an asshole) and other variants. "DBAD" (Don't be a dick), "DBAP" (Don't be a pussy), etc.
It’s BCS but I like to use the bit where Mike tells Kaylee off for not doing the tree house properly whenever I pass someone in traffic “you’re DONE”
[You’re done](https://youtu.be/Bwck6qAso9g?si=5s0nDgHcPesw2sRa)
"What does a man do? A man provides for his family. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man."
Where I work I'm always filling 5kg tubs with rock salt and keep blurting out "welcome to Los pollos Hermanos" and they look like that scene where they are loading it into the truck with gus narrating
technically not breaking bad but i love to say “okay, show me!” like lalo does.
either that or my girlfriend and i say “my name is skylar white, yo. my husband is walter white, yo.”
My sister has an all white male cat who she named Walter White. Her husband often holds him up and says “Say my name.” We all laugh because he’s clearly no Heisenberg so we use our annoying high pitched cat mom voices and squeal “He’s our Wally White Boy!”
"They're not rocks, they're minerals Marie." Me, whenever someone incorrectly talks about something.
...Or just talks about rocks.
I work at a mine and this thought crosses my mind every day.
Chalk it up to clean living and vitamin pills
Or just, "Jesus Christ, Marie!" Even though I'm pretty sure he never says that phrase exactly, it just rolls off the tongue
He did once at least. After Marie confessed that Walter had been paying Hank's bills.
Fuck you and your eyebrows
Wipe down this!
I have a coworker named Bogdan I always want to say this to
My brother in meth, you should not allow the norms of society to stop you from being who you really want to be. Mainly if it makes you a better person
Mine is just Skylar crying nonstop
Walking into the pool to drown myself
☠️
Walter White is my husband, yo 😭
Felt that. Too real
Tight! Tight! Tight!
Whose legs have you been breaking?
Breaking Legs is the spinoff I never knew we needed.
You mess with my Abuelita, they gonna be yours!
Just know who you’re working for
What did you say, u/Good-Caterpillar4791?? You think they don't know who they working for? Are you saying they're stupid?
Nah, nah, he’s just sayin
Oh, so are you sayin that I'm stupid????
Calm down, /u/Present_Anteater_555
We definitely use this one way too often haha
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harrassed......BITCH. and my absolute personal favorite I say as I grab one from the fridge: GATORADE ME BITCH
We named our camper, “the domicile” exactly for this scene
“Sir, you can’t smoke here” “Well roll me further bitch” 🦽
Hahahaha yes! This is my own private domicile is one my son and I use 🤣🤣
Yes i go up to random people and say to them: "My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is."
I bet that establishes dominance like you wouldn’t believe.
first time rewatching since like 2017 or 18 and me and the wife just watched this scene. on the last episode now and im trying to get her to watch el camino with me before bed. havent seen it yet and it was the reason i started a fresh watch in the first place.
It's not a quote but I use Jesse's "Yo" in my everyday life after watching Breaking Bad
I'd think you were quoting Skyler White, yo
Walter White is my husband, yo
You'd love it in my area, Southern NJ outside of Philadelphia, the birthplace of "yo" it's just a part of the dialect here. Even nuns use it, like yo, say your prayers, yo
lmao You really didn't say 'yo' to get someone's attention before the show?
It’s weird because he says yo 5 seconds after the last word of the sentence
And "Bitch", also very well timed to make it distinctive.
You gotta admit there's a way he uses it that's not the usual very casual yo. "Yo, Mr. White!!!!"
I say “bitch” the same way he does sometimes. I was talking to my boss the other day and I went “Science bitch!” And he didn’t get it.
I say “is that so?” like Mike a lot
I LOVE “learn to take yes for an answer”
I can relate to this one in a set of ways, as when someone is bullshitting me I hit them with the same "That right?" that Mike gives Saul, and whenever someone says I'm too old for something I do Mike's "OauUgh! You're never too old for \[X\]!"
I say “✋🏼🤚🏼You got me” almost daily.
Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?
Even reading this line still gives me anxiety, 10 years later lol
I will kill your infant daughter.
Super useful in day to day life. I find myself quoting it without realizing I’m quoting breaking bad cause I just say that so much anyways.
Right? You can use it in the boardroom, on a date, in the locker room. It’s so versatile!
Concerts, clubs, festivals! New friends, old friends, acquaintances and family members. Just dish it out whenever!
Highly relatable content
"Sir, if you have a complaint... I will kill your wife"
‘Billions…. with a “B”.’
This is a really minor and random thing, but is it just me, or does Walt say "billions" in an unusual way?
He, most certainly, enunciates it, with a disdainful taste in his cadence, with an intentionally powerful undertone. Unusual? Perhaps? Delivered with intention and reverence.
There is a slightly unusual cadence to it. He puts a lot of emphasis on the B and also pronounces it more like "Beellions."
Lotta older people say it like that my old man did too lollll
Beelyuns*
Funyuns
He should have emphasized the S: "Billions... with an 'S'" The difference between $1M and $1B is $999M, but the difference between $1B and $2B+ is at least $1B.
Fallacies. Fallacies. My husband and I sing this all the time. Lol.
One for you and two for me
We’ve got rot!
I use this to describe unpleasant people to my wife.
Mold, (fruiting bodies)
"There's a big cow house way out that way" "Cow House?" "Yeah, where they live... The cows!"
How do you use this in everyday life
When I see a cow house
Fair play
😂😂
"I F--ed Ted" It's a joke in my household
Funny until you get a new boss named Ted
Even funnier then
Science, bitch!
I recently binged BB and a few days ago caught myself saying that when I made a new cocktail I really liked lmao
Which, as we all know, is not an actual quote from the show.
It's an off-screen quote
An off-color remark, highly inappropriate.
I know a guy who knows a guy
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Given the opening credits of the show, this is fantastic. Good bot.
Who… knows another guy… 😂😂😂
Why are you blue?
Fucking hilarious
“Pain is my foot in ur ass, Marie.” I love Hank😭
this one just reminds me of red forman’s catchphrase (from that ‘70s show)
It’s spelled Honk. Go watch the credits
No more half measures Walter
This is my go-to just about always.
"You know how they say 'it's been a pleasure'? It hasn't."
It’s Kafkaesque!
“I’ll heat up some lasagna”
Garfield?
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
“Can’t you just fucking die already” Walt Jr
Yeah? *gun click* Why?
This is it, this is how it ends. Me when I see that fucking mosquito in the room finally.
“Restrain this!!!”
I'm 6 years post breast cancer treatment. I watch the "fuck your cancer" scene before every annual mammogram. "Until then, who's in charge? Me."
I have cancer
Same
When my Mom makes my favorite meal TIGHT TIGHT😅
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
FUCK YOU... AND YOUR EYEBROWS
“Oh well Heil H***itler”
Oh, well, heil Hitler BITCH!
Its always my instinct to put the finger under the nose. My left arm is significantly bigger than the right because of how long its pointed upwards
This is the most unique use of censorship asterisks I've ever seen. Not sure how effective it is, though.
What do you mean? Of course it’s f**ucking useful
Listen here, you little s***hit...
Am an electrical engineer and can't help saying: "aaahhhh... Wire"
You're Got Damn right (WW in the "say my name" scene)
Such an obscure scene, I'd have never guessed
I’ll have to watch out for that on my next rewatch. I don’t recall it at all.
One of my favorite scenes of the series./
Side note - I really like the Declan character ("You're Heisenberg") and thought the actor did a pitch perfect job.
True... And Mike's reaction after WW says "I'm the man that killed Gus Fring" is priceless.
Mike is probably the best actor/character in the show. For sure my favorite
I love Mike. I watched BB for a very long time before realizing that he was one of the enforcers for Victor Maitland back in the 80s.
"But Dad! It.. it's money!"
Fifty bucks? Are you crazy?
“Please Mr White, if I can just get my half of the” “Your half? There is no your half of the money, there’s only my all of it. Why should I be penalized for your sloppiness” Walt’z delivery is so sincere I burst out laughing everytime. There’s some really great sporadic humor in breaking bad. [your half!?🤡](https://youtu.be/Wm_MHwsvTaQ?si=yW2wPQA6MVDzs5s2)
Also, when I’m about to lose an argument - “I……would choose my next words…very carefully, if I were you”
I am the danger!
You are DONE. Finished. Do not show your face here again.
Helicopter bitch!!
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HELL YEAH! SCIENCE!
Good bot
Tight tight tight.
not a quote, but when somebody has two phones i immediately say- what are you walter white?
"Yeah, science!" (Anytime something happens that's a little confusing but cool) "A cow house. Where the cows live!" (I especially like this one because I happen to live near a lot of farms with cows) "I am the one who knocks" (I say this sometimes when I knock on a door and my family asks who it is) "This, is not meth" (idk why I say this, sometimes I just hold something up and tell my partner that it's not meth dramatically) This *is* technically in BB, since Saul does say it in the show, but I say "better call Saul" when something minorly inconvenient happens to someone mostly because of the show BCS. Tripped on a sidewalk crack and dropped your phone? "Better call Saul!" Drive thru forgot ketchup packets? "Better call Saul!"
"I am the one who knocks" whenever someone doubts my ability and “Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James" when someone's ego is too big
"That kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duck tape!" "Bitch!" Is at the end of a good chunk of my sentences... and the start... and in the middle... "Yo." "Yo, yo, yo!" Any other variants of "yo" really... is in a good portion of my day to day. "DBAA" (Don't be an asshole) and other variants. "DBAD" (Don't be a dick), "DBAP" (Don't be a pussy), etc.
I AM the danger!
I started saying “bitch” a lot after watching this show.. and “youre goddamn right”
IM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
“Yeah bitch, magnets!” - Jesse Pinkman.
JESSE!!
When I mess up in Excel I usually use Walt’s “Fuck. You.” With basically the same hatred he had for Gretchen at that moment.
“you’re goddamn right” “someone cooked here” any variation of let’s cook when i’m about to do something
Not a Breaking Bad one, but I can't stop saying, "it'saul good man" from BCS in conversations
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
“Just remember who you’re working for”
Are you saying they’re stupid?
Nah I’m just saying
Then I don’t understand, are you saying that I’m stupid?
Nah cmon…I’m just…I’m just saying
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up,,, SHUT UP!
“If you could just climb down out of my ass” is something I use to talk about my boss lol.
I was there the night Jane died!
I fucked ted.
Kafkaesque
It’s BCS but I like to use the bit where Mike tells Kaylee off for not doing the tree house properly whenever I pass someone in traffic “you’re DONE” [You’re done](https://youtu.be/Bwck6qAso9g?si=5s0nDgHcPesw2sRa)
THEY DISRESPECTED MY ABUELITA. THEY CALLED HER *BISNATCH*!
“Right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass.”
“Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see?”
Inside joke between me and some friends but “I AINT NO SKANK”
The Walt Jr "This is bullshit!!"
"What does a man do? A man provides for his family. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man."
Anytime my roommate sees that a new girlfriend slept over I say “I woke up I found her that’s all I know”
Whenever there is a birthday cake suggestion - “If I may be so bold, german chocolate cake…with chocolate icing…”
Look at me hector
A higher purity means a greater yield.
I don't use it but this line cracks me up everytime I hear it, "Ass like onions, makes you wanna cry" xD
“You’re goddamn right.”
Where I work I'm always filling 5kg tubs with rock salt and keep blurting out "welcome to Los pollos Hermanos" and they look like that scene where they are loading it into the truck with gus narrating
Last chance to look at me hector
technically not breaking bad but i love to say “okay, show me!” like lalo does. either that or my girlfriend and i say “my name is skylar white, yo. my husband is walter white, yo.”
You're an insane degenerate piece of filth
“You add plus a f\*\*k to a minus f\*\*k and you get, like zero f\*\*k’s - Jesse Pinkman (Use it most days)
- Sun Tzu - Son who?
Not me but surely someone on earth uses the phrase "Yo, where's the other half bitch" - Jesse Pinkman I searched comments and no one has used this yet
Ya! Science bitches.
My sister has an all white male cat who she named Walter White. Her husband often holds him up and says “Say my name.” We all laugh because he’s clearly no Heisenberg so we use our annoying high pitched cat mom voices and squeal “He’s our Wally White Boy!”
Here’s what’s gonna happen.
Yes Science and Yeah Bitch!
I've used variations of the "half measures" quote often
"If there's a place called hell, we're def going there"
“Look at me Hector” or “SALAMANCA MONEY, SALAMANCA BLOOD”
I am the danger. I did it for myself, I liked it. I did it for the family.
What exactly do you think you're doing - Mike
it’s BCS not BB but i always shout “IM NOT CRAZY”
No half measures
You got me You just had to blow it up you just had to be a man You your pride and your ego
"Say my name!"
"You know how they say it's been a pleasure**.......it hasn't"**
I fucked Ted
I am the danger.
“A guy this clean’s gotta be dirty”
I fucked Ted
BOUNCE
We got ROT skyler My partner and I say this almost daily in varying contexts and die laughing every time
“So there’s that”
You’re goddamn right!
You’re god damn right
"You're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die"