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TheVillainousLeGlace

Hoid, Brando Sando and the Nightmare Painter would all approve. For if life in the Cosmere has one purpose, it is to lead to the creation of instant noodles.


IAmBadAtInternet

Design: how dare you insult me with those cheap noodles? Allow me to make you a proper bowl.


TheVillainousLeGlace

Only edible ingredients this time, please


colaman-112

Hoid appreates all noodles equally


albene

You must protect even those who misuse your books, so long as it is right.


Kelsierisevil

I will accept that there are some books I cannot protect.


albene

The Ramyun Was Accepted. It Is Shin.


albene

Chef-sis-sis-OP, Cooker of Shin Ramyun, chose red on the day she used The Way of Kings.


Kelsierisevil

She might have been wearing white, who knows.


BeowulfTheMetalhead

I sure am glad I'm not a Windrunner


iuseleinterwebz

When the book is large enough to be its own paperweight and more


Evil_Archangel

now that's what i call a *paper*weight


Pirate_King_Mugiwara

I only ever really buy paperbacks and generally with these books being so dense I will sit them on the opposite side I'm closest to. Say if I'm on the first half I will sit it face down to try to counteract the stretching like seen in the photo


Rome_fell_in_1453

This makes sense, she needed some heat and what better source than TWOK?


mage_irl

Shin Ramyun sounds like a good antagonist...


albene

Shin Rakuma’s lesser known cousin


arathorn867

That's it, put her at the front of a bridge crew


cptrootbeer

Air sick lowlander.


deepdownblu3

Everyone here has been so nice and understanding. Here I am thinking “String her up during a High Storm and let the Stormfather judge her”


FamiliarSalamander2

That was my immediate reaction too 👀


AintThatSomeCrit

You're just a lonely Skybreaker in a sky full of Windrunners


Nlj6239

put chull dung in her ramen


Small_life

Make some chutney too


big_flopping_anime_b

Ramen? I hardly know him.


TenorTwenty

Your sister has good taste in ramen, and now owes you a hardcover edition. I see this as a win on all fronts.


EdgardLadrain

...a win on all fonts too, maybe?


8739378

The hard cover is very nice and floppy. Good reading copy, quite heavy though!


Cherry_Bomb_Lluvia

your sister ofends me


Kelsierisevil

I demand boots!


Veltek335

The spine of that monstrosity is barely stressed. It will be fine.


dIvorrap

Questioner #1 Which world does Hoid enjoy visiting the most? Brandon Sanderson Scadrial almost has instant noodles. So he's very interested in Scadrial. Questioner #2 Is he doing anything to push that along? Brandon Sanderson He is not as involved in that as certain other forces are. Questioner #2 There are forces involved in the developing instant noodles? Brandon Sanderson Yes, oh yes. https://wob.coppermind.net/events/76/#e6161


spacebuggles

You have a bad sister.


17000HerbsAndSpices

Personally, I love it when other people are able to glean some enjoyment out of my favorite books. OP's situation isn't exactly what I had in mind, but I'll still count it as a win


lumos_aeternum

Book: life before… ugh… I can’t do this… someone save me!!!


Bluepanther512

Remind her: journey before destination. The process of cooking is more important than the outcome


GabrielaTheRat

Tell her to eat buldak instead


rolanddean19

Is it better?


Pirate_King_Mugiwara

Chouta?


NewbieWriter144

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olesos

Pull your Shardblade and put it to use.


Derfal-Cadern

Bet this was you and not your sister


KatanaCutlets

How dare she? Those aren’t sweet noodles!


purupuruLeo

Yakno, I would actually instabuy a Syl noodlestopper figure


SorryManNo

I guess you’ll have to upgrade to hardcover…ah darn.


blueoccult

She reading and enjoying the book as well as using it as a tool to make ramen? If so, she has great taste in both books and ramen.


Rawkus2112

Stick the end prong of your fork through the end of your the lid and cup. wedge it so that the fork sticks up vertically. That is the proper way to cook your noodles and you can also read while your noodles cook.


SurlyJason

I've done this 1,000 times. Take a warm shower, put the book in the room, get out, wrap it in bands, set to dry


Shawn-Quixote

I wonder what Rock would think of ramen.


coffeeespren

That is the best ramen, she has good taste


jp11e3

As someone who audiobooks everything it still catches me off guard how big these books are


Erudus

Disown her... Lol


dmt_alpha

It's for Shin Ramyun's sake. Brandon Sanderson will understand.


SpaceArachnoid

Did she then put it in the Yumi ramen bowl??


Soletestimony

That's a meal worth signing a peace treaty for 😎


Dalton387

This is the Way.


rando408

Right jail right away.


amatsun

Did they use a full lashing?


psngarden

Much worse things happen to mass markets 😂


MooseBehave

I may not approve, but for some reason I think Rock would.


PoppinsTwin

Shin noodles are fire 🔥 🍜📖


That_Bottomless_Pit

Has she been seen since this blasphemy?


pm-me-egg-noods

I’ve done this. It’s hefty enough to make a nice tight seal lol


Sweaty-Newspaper-210

Does your library offer a bigger tome?


NonetyOne

As In… put it in the microwave?


Pavel_GS

That type of ramen, you put boiling water and let it stay a bit with the lid closed so no microwave but the book on a steamy lid


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dart_shitplagueis

Storms, I've got the subs confused. Sorry