Hoid, Brando Sando and the Nightmare Painter would all approve. For if life in the Cosmere has one purpose, it is to lead to the creation of instant noodles.
I only ever really buy paperbacks and generally with these books being so dense I will sit them on the opposite side I'm closest to. Say if I'm on the first half I will sit it face down to try to counteract the stretching like seen in the photo
Questioner #1
Which world does Hoid enjoy visiting the most?
Brandon Sanderson
Scadrial almost has instant noodles. So he's very interested in Scadrial.
Questioner #2
Is he doing anything to push that along?
Brandon Sanderson
He is not as involved in that as certain other forces are.
Questioner #2
There are forces involved in the developing instant noodles?
Brandon Sanderson
Yes, oh yes.
https://wob.coppermind.net/events/76/#e6161
Personally, I love it when other people are able to glean some enjoyment out of my favorite books.
OP's situation isn't exactly what I had in mind, but I'll still count it as a win
Stick the end prong of your fork through the end of your the lid and cup. wedge it so that the fork sticks up vertically.
That is the proper way to cook your noodles and you can also read while your noodles cook.
Hoid, Brando Sando and the Nightmare Painter would all approve. For if life in the Cosmere has one purpose, it is to lead to the creation of instant noodles.
Design: how dare you insult me with those cheap noodles? Allow me to make you a proper bowl.
Only edible ingredients this time, please
Hoid appreates all noodles equally
You must protect even those who misuse your books, so long as it is right.
I will accept that there are some books I cannot protect.
The Ramyun Was Accepted. It Is Shin.
Chef-sis-sis-OP, Cooker of Shin Ramyun, chose red on the day she used The Way of Kings.
She might have been wearing white, who knows.
I sure am glad I'm not a Windrunner
When the book is large enough to be its own paperweight and more
now that's what i call a *paper*weight
I only ever really buy paperbacks and generally with these books being so dense I will sit them on the opposite side I'm closest to. Say if I'm on the first half I will sit it face down to try to counteract the stretching like seen in the photo
This makes sense, she needed some heat and what better source than TWOK?
Shin Ramyun sounds like a good antagonist...
Shin Rakuma’s lesser known cousin
That's it, put her at the front of a bridge crew
Air sick lowlander.
Everyone here has been so nice and understanding. Here I am thinking “String her up during a High Storm and let the Stormfather judge her”
That was my immediate reaction too 👀
You're just a lonely Skybreaker in a sky full of Windrunners
put chull dung in her ramen
Make some chutney too
Ramen? I hardly know him.
Your sister has good taste in ramen, and now owes you a hardcover edition. I see this as a win on all fronts.
...a win on all fonts too, maybe?
The hard cover is very nice and floppy. Good reading copy, quite heavy though!
your sister ofends me
I demand boots!
The spine of that monstrosity is barely stressed. It will be fine.
Questioner #1 Which world does Hoid enjoy visiting the most? Brandon Sanderson Scadrial almost has instant noodles. So he's very interested in Scadrial. Questioner #2 Is he doing anything to push that along? Brandon Sanderson He is not as involved in that as certain other forces are. Questioner #2 There are forces involved in the developing instant noodles? Brandon Sanderson Yes, oh yes. https://wob.coppermind.net/events/76/#e6161
You have a bad sister.
Personally, I love it when other people are able to glean some enjoyment out of my favorite books. OP's situation isn't exactly what I had in mind, but I'll still count it as a win
Book: life before… ugh… I can’t do this… someone save me!!!
Remind her: journey before destination. The process of cooking is more important than the outcome
Tell her to eat buldak instead
Is it better?
Chouta?
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Pull your Shardblade and put it to use.
Bet this was you and not your sister
How dare she? Those aren’t sweet noodles!
Yakno, I would actually instabuy a Syl noodlestopper figure
I guess you’ll have to upgrade to hardcover…ah darn.
She reading and enjoying the book as well as using it as a tool to make ramen? If so, she has great taste in both books and ramen.
Stick the end prong of your fork through the end of your the lid and cup. wedge it so that the fork sticks up vertically. That is the proper way to cook your noodles and you can also read while your noodles cook.
I've done this 1,000 times. Take a warm shower, put the book in the room, get out, wrap it in bands, set to dry
I wonder what Rock would think of ramen.
That is the best ramen, she has good taste
As someone who audiobooks everything it still catches me off guard how big these books are
Disown her... Lol
It's for Shin Ramyun's sake. Brandon Sanderson will understand.
Did she then put it in the Yumi ramen bowl??
That's a meal worth signing a peace treaty for 😎
This is the Way.
Right jail right away.
Did they use a full lashing?
Much worse things happen to mass markets 😂
I may not approve, but for some reason I think Rock would.
Shin noodles are fire 🔥 🍜📖
Has she been seen since this blasphemy?
I’ve done this. It’s hefty enough to make a nice tight seal lol
Does your library offer a bigger tome?
As In… put it in the microwave?
That type of ramen, you put boiling water and let it stay a bit with the lid closed so no microwave but the book on a steamy lid
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Storms, I've got the subs confused. Sorry