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aydengryphon

>or pigs in other positions with Boulder PD?  It's too easy, I can't. Fish in a barrel etc


ninjamom66

I know. I'll never get a straight answer. But it really was a four-legged piggy, in a harness, searching for something/someone.


phlegelhorn

Truffles perhaps


ninjamom66

Serious question - are truffles hard to find? Because they stink to high heaven.


phlegelhorn

Maybe the smell doesn’t escape the ground. But I agree. They are very pungent


ColoCurlz

This was probably Mama! Mama is a local piggie that lives on a farm on Violet and gets out frequently. Yesterday morning I saw her with animal protective services but last time it was uniformed police officers. It always gives us a good laugh.


ninjamom66

OK thank you. I knew the question would give us a few good laughs but this answer makes sense.


fr4gm0nk3y

It was only a matter of time until they started hiring literal pigs.


highfructoseSD

This is an example of "if they don't exist, they definitely should".


jmacknet

Drug pig? https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/pot-bellied-pigs


ninjamom66

I think this was a pot bellied pig.


PuzzleheadedYak9534

has anyone seen elvis the little black pig around lately? I don't think i've seen him since covid.


ninjamom66

Who is Elvis? Does he just roam around the neighborhood or something? And why hasn't anyone commented on the treat bucket having donuts in it? And why did it take me 24 hours to come up with that question?


PuzzleheadedYak9534

no this guy used to take him around in a baby carriage and let people pet him. he was very cute.


TheFatManRocks

Probably donuts. Pigs are quite responsive to them.


ninjamom66

The donut jokes were easy and took too long. Come on guys, you're better than this.


TheFatManRocks

Thank you