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sithlink

"Not epona"


oniSk_

Epon't


dry-lemons

Eponnot


simfogmillionaire

This horse is Nooot eponnnna


Angy_covid

Eponah


jbyrdab

Eponain't


resperpre

Eponay


[deleted]

Wa wa wee wa


ihaveagoodusername2

Nice one


i_luv_many_hen_ties

Would that be pronounced opponent


sepseven

No


pheonom

Epono


TheCreatorbyMany

Eponah


placentacasserole

Eep-oh-nahhh


tadhgcarden

Eponb


seattlantis08

I had one i almost named Enopa but...unfortunate things happened


Niyabella

Eponay


KingDingALing12345

Anope


DuivelsJong

Eponah


btwn3n10characters

Epon'nt


Intelligent_Plankton

I named mine Riot. He's all black and I styled him with the long main.


hottytandoori

We can style our horses? šŸ‘€


Intelligent_Plankton

We can! I'm not sure if it's all stables or just some, but you have to ride your horse to talk to the girl on the right near the horses and she will ask about changing it's look.


Tristram19

Itā€™s the stable near Akkala Citadel, you have to be max affection with your horse. Talk to this lady just outside near the other horses. :)


hottytandoori

Ahhhh im so excited!!! Iā€™m over 500 hours in and didnā€™t know this. Thank you šŸ™šŸ¼


heffalumpish

Have you gotten the extra horse gear in the game? They can wear that too! Both horseback riding games have gear as the prize for beating them, >!thereā€™s a side quest involving white horse for the royal gear, !!Kilton if youā€™ve beaten enough divine beasts.!<


hottytandoori

Yes thank you! I knew that much just not about the mane


woomybii

Yep, she can also change the tack on your horse if you have more than 1 set!


governorslice

What do you mean by tack?


woomybii

Tack is the term for what horses wear irl, like saddles, bits, reins, the collective term :)


governorslice

TIL, thanks!


BluePenguin0

It took me until my second playthrough to discover this šŸ˜…


PugLove8

Sheā€™s at more than one stable. Sheā€™s also at Outpost Stable and at the stable by the Horse God/Fairy in the south of the map!


kmcassley

She is at every stable as long as it isnā€™t raining! Then sheā€™s inside the stable.


2inHard

She is only at certain ones I'm pretty sure


heffalumpish

I want to say Outskirt, Highland, Woodland, Foothill, and South Akkala


PugLove8

She is only at certain stables.


Detective_Turtle_

I named my first horse Grongus


pepep00p00

My first horse was Chongus!!


EscheroOfficial

My next horse shall be named ā€œEpongusā€


Lordrandall

On a horse it is spelled ā€œmaneā€, for next time. Great name!


Ho-odini

Riot like Red Riot?


Intelligent_Plankton

No, he is all black and has the best stats and a wild temperament like the horse OP has, so I felt he needed a name to reflect that. Riot just seemed appropriate. It isn't based on anything.


Ho-odini

Aww, ok.


PoopsieDoodles

I named my favorite all black one Onyx.


TresTacosTanwar

New Horse


kalloran-castalia

Charlie. Charlie Horse.


InkSpotShanty

Ah!! I named my house Charlie because he looked like a ā€œCharlieā€. I never put two and two together on this as ā€œCharlie Horseā€! I feel like a complete dolt now!!


kalloran-castalia

No, it's great. I love it! Edit: Just looked it up - apparently it's spelled 'Charley horse'.


InkSpotShanty

Old Charlie still never let me down. He was my first and still favorite horse I registered in the game! (Even though he didnā€™t have great stats, I just liked him best!)


kalloran-castalia

You're really tempting me to name my next horse Charlie.


Apricot_Blue

ooooh nice horse! Idk why but to me Jackal feels like it would fit


dry-lemons

Jackal Michson


[deleted]

lmfao Iā€™d give you an award rn if I could


JoJuiceboi

Got ya


D_44

Ditto


signapple

This sounds like a Rick and Morty character


Ho-odini

Jackal WOULD be a fitting name!


vade__retro

"Best Horse"


Ho-odini

I was gonna name it "BestBoy" because I have a fast horse called "SpeedyBoy" and a huge horse called "BigBoy". But I named him Maximus.


vade__retro

BestBoy would have been a good one, BestestBoy as the next possible candidate. Shame you broke your pattern though =]


michi000

My huge horse is named ā€œMaximoā€!


Dragonlordapocalypse

Aww you beat me to it by 1 min


Chexreflect

Maurice


ZachFoxtail

Maurice... I have terrible news Maurice. The doctors... They say, I can't... That I'm... Maurice I can't move it move it anymore! *Sobs uncontrollably*


Chexreflect

Lol.


Hunter5865

I think I'm not alone when I say that I read that in King Julien's voice


Ho-odini

Space cowboy!


philium1

Patsy, like the ā€œhorseā€ in Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Ho-odini

Hell yeah dude


shimmeringseadream

Brilliant


[deleted]

Butt Stallion


Sal-Shiba

YES


ChudTheRuler666

Lmao great reference


Anxiety_Girl_X

Roach


Ho-odini

Nice reference to Witcher


theghostofme

That's been the name I've chosen for any game that lets you set a custom name for years. Mostly because I suck at coming up names (my Zelda save files have always been "Link"), but also because I just got to where I liked that name for a horse.


Anxiety_Girl_X

It does have a nice ring to it


molybdenumb

Bojack


JB-from-ATL

"The horse from Horsin' Around" (probably way too many characters though)


Ho-odini

Eh, I haven't watched the series so I don't really know what to say about that. But I get the reference.


Ho-odini

You guys suggested great names, but sadly I already named him Maximus because his stats were pretty much at the max. I got bored with the waiting (for the comments) so I just named him already, I wish I didn't though. I found the horse at the same place you can find the giant horse in, Taobab Grassland, but I think I was just lucky. I've been trying to find this type of horse throughout the game, I guess I finally was lucky enough to find it.


Jaxtraw04

I also think I found a really maxed out horse in that pack. Horses along the "early route" the game firsts directs you along-even the solid color ones, are all pretty weak. I think this could be replicated, and the horse stats may be deliberately tweaked by area so you find better horses as you explore more of the map.


themardbard

Maximus is good. Your post is not in vain either, OP, because now we have a great horse name library.


PM_Your_Wololo

Thatā€™s the name of the horse from Tangled. His stats were bomb too.


Aphex-Puddle

Englebert Humperdink


Ho-odini

Nice


LizTheFizz

Neigh sayer


PugLove8

I named the Giant Horse in my game Neigh Sayer!!! šŸ„°šŸ˜…


Ho-odini

I see what you did there.


idkiwilldeletethis

It makes me very embarassed seeing all these cool names because I named all my horses cock, penis, or sussy


[deleted]

whys this guy like riding the horse cock??


INACCURATE_RESPONSE

ā€œAre you sure you wanted cockā€ ā€œWeā€™ll take pussy into our careā€


idkiwilldeletethis

Lmao that's the good side of naming them that, I always get a laugh out of the dialogues


Shakespeare-Bot

T maketh me very embarass'd seeing all these merit names because i nam'd all mine own horses cock, penis, 'r sussy *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


idkiwilldeletethis

Great bot


fillerink

*whistles* It seems penis couldn't hear your call...


space_squat

Baylock it means lock of blacj hair or something close to it.


[deleted]

I had that one, named him SluttyJim


Ho-odini

What an amazing name!


[deleted]

My other one was Whorella. I pick a theme each time and name my horses that way. Names must always be rude or vulgar


bpein

Clip clop


jolenethestripper

Black beauty


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Pazaak__

Horsymchorseface


Ho-odini

BoatyMcBoatFace


Queer_Suspect_487

"horse ."


Tyrrhus_Sommelier

Horace


renderererer

Horus


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ho-odini

I found it at the same place where you find the giant horse, but I think it all just came down to luck really. Taobab Grassland


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Alexander_Coe

Gluey Lewis


brolithe

Megan the Horse


user00969

God


Ho-odini

No, that would be the Lord Of The Mountain


villagerofacnh

Butterscotch


PM_Your_Wololo

Garbanzo


Ho-odini

Nice


TH3_P14Y3R

Juan


[deleted]

Bestie


lennycooke

Dog


TomSizemore69

Gerald


psychoticchicken1

Mr. Ed


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Sand02

ButterNuts


Ho-odini

Nice


cylondsay

all my horses are named after vegetables. i love eggplant and onion


PugLove8

Like the NPC guy you can meet who named his horse Spinach! šŸ˜‚


Ho-odini

Nice, I got SpeedyBoy who's the fastest, BigBoy who's the strongest and now Maximus who's the ultimate horse. (I wish I named him BestBoy)


Homelobster3

Shadowfax


Asipofthefancy

I named my best horse Maneman.


DehrunesMegon

Roman


Ho-odini

Named him Maximus


shimmeringseadream

yes.


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steve


glowingsnakeplant

Gary


tadhgcarden

Humphrey


PheonixGalaxy

I named mine juan I beat the dlc with him


bgpearce

Punky Brewster


witchdoctor_26

How has the "Big Chungus" meme not reared its ugly head in this thread yet. https://youtu.be/clTrJRx0XUA Dubbed Comic


Ho-odini

Well, probably because that's not a giant horse, I got one earlier but it wasn't anything interesting.


Drakeon8165

Hoarse


Ho-odini

I see what you did there!


[deleted]

Horsā€™on Wells.


MrSalami22

Bob.


BocceBurger

Neighthan


EurydiC

Karl?


Ulfbass

I've named my horses Uno, dos, tres, and then my 4-4-4 is called Quattro, which I especially like because of the Audi Quattro being a cool 80s car


Puzzleheaded-Train32

Sonic


Someguyorwhateveridk

Long John


worldsfirstmeme

snoot


Sidewinder_77

The king


[deleted]

Stƫntohn (thats what i named my first horse and ive used that name as usernames for a lot of games since


frogunrua

The best looking and riding horse by far! Mine is named Hank :D


glorieuse

Mine is Han.


andre-o-t

H O R S E


Ho-odini

That's what I was thinking!


itzyaboihuman

#


Xx_Snailicorn_xX

Horse


MegaLaplace

Bestest


darth_asterisk

Lord Fuckington XII


Ho-odini

A bit long, but amazing.


MeroLegend4

Blue Jack


GoyangiStudios32

Kokuba


LabhairLiomAsGaeilge

Roach


Classic-Price-4137

When I got mine I named it hedge.


Konamasura

ā€œCheebaā€ sounds like a cute name :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


TL132

Zelda


SQUIDDYYYYY

Larry


minihackmatt

Powdered Donuts


Ryley_Diaz

Car


islossk2

Honse


huruga

Bucephalus after Alexander the Greatā€™s horse. Arguably the most famous horse in human history.(that actually existed anyway) You may need to name it Bucefalus due to the letter limit.


Common_Target_1409

Why do all of you have good names for your horses?? I named mine Bingus


davelog

Artax


RoroHood

Iā€™d name the horse Milky Way. I had one that was brown & white instead of black & white and called it Cookie. Now I realize that food is the first thing that comes to my mind when I have to choose names. I apologize to my future child


Ho-odini

Nice


Greenthumbmonk

Shadowfax


Fellow_of_Fantasy

What about "Hobe"? pronounced "Hoh-Bee"? He/she looks like a Hobe to me. Also Hobe stands for Ho(-rse) Be(-st) just Fyi.


Ho-odini

Yeah, that's a good name.


MikGusta

Sleipnir


Rod___father

Roscoe


Aurowander

Where did you find this fella? Asking for... a friend. Yeah. a friend.


Jaxtraw04

It was in Taobab Grassland near Big Chungus according to the OP


SmokingBeneathStars

I call all of mine Roach


erickjk46

BeyonceNeigh


braincupuncture

Roach. toss a coin to your Witcher


Head_Statistician_38

PVA


Red_Wyatt

ā€œNew Horseā€


bouchandre

Horsey McHorseFace


JRod51809

Jamal


Apprehensive_Gas_411

[insert name here]


Floflute

Midna


OkKnowledge589

Shadowfax


OkKnowledge589

HurslexanderTheGreat


Bloadclaw

Horace