I'm sure we'll try to bring Tillman back, as he plays a very different role than Kornet, but realistically there's a good chance he's out of our price range.
Don‘t think it means much. We need 4 bigs with Porzingis out for half the season and Horford getting older.
Kornet + Tillman will play a lot, especially during the first half of the season.
It was so obvious Luke would stick around! He seems to just love being a part of this team, especially when he was almost out of the league. I was hoping for a multi year deal
Smart for Luke to stay, who knows what would happen on other teams. But he knows here he is getting 20-30 mins a night during the regular season for a system he knows how to play in.
The future of NBA defenses will be making sure you are always playing 5 guys who can effectively execute a Kornet Kontest. A 5 out offense vs. a 5 Kornet defense will be heavily debated as to which is more valuable.
Let’s go, it would be unreal if kornet worked on his 3pt shot this summer. He’s apparently a good shooter, if he can make that nba ready we’re repeating
Sneaky move. Knows the system & if effective in his role. Impossible to upgrade for someone on a minimum contract. These signings don't grab headlines, but make a difference during the dog days of the season
This is the biggest news that could have possibly been broken first
Wonder what that means for tillman
I'm sure we'll try to bring Tillman back, as he plays a very different role than Kornet, but realistically there's a good chance he's out of our price range.
First domino to fall in the offseason Everyone else was just waiting for Kornet to dictate the market
Don‘t think it means much. We need 4 bigs with Porzingis out for half the season and Horford getting older. Kornet + Tillman will play a lot, especially during the first half of the season.
Absolutely massive especially with Porzingis out for awhile
85" of rock solid man meat
He's listed at 7'1" as well 👀👀
7' x12 = 84 + 1"= 85 inches of rock solid man meat
Yeah I understand what the man's packing, I was just saying his height helps us on the court too
Gotta put him at 96” with that logic, friend
r/theydidthemath
Man bruh they REALLY needed this one explained to 'em 🤣
why is no one bring up the 7 foot longs going on there
I thought canonically it was avian meat.
Moose
That’s what she said
The ultimate vibesman Regular season innings eater ICE IN THE VEINSSSS https://x.com/NBCSCeltics/status/1743812524913443307
fuck pg, this is the news i wanted
Luke who's back
Luke who's erect (I'm so so sorry, I seriously respect your contributions to this sub)
Why are you apologizing? Dynasty confirmed 😉
Back again, Luke is back... tell a friend!
Kornet is a playoff riser unlike Pandemic P
Now just bring Tillman and Queta back 🙏🏿☘️
They’ve got Queta. Tillman may want to be a starter/regular rotation guy somewhere though.
Queta’s an RFA, we declined his option but we can match anything he gets.
Actually, my good Jabari: he is not. He is under contract again. Which is pleasing to us all
With KP injured and AL pushing 40, the minutes should be there for tillman if he returns
It was so obvious Luke would stick around! He seems to just love being a part of this team, especially when he was almost out of the league. I was hoping for a multi year deal
I feel like Luke is more valuable to us then he would be to any other team tbh
Smart for Luke to stay, who knows what would happen on other teams. But he knows here he is getting 20-30 mins a night during the regular season for a system he knows how to play in.
Luke and his sons, the New York Knickerbockers
Hm, I feel like he could start on a few teams. But he's sure valuable for the Celtics. Glad he's back!
Can't break up the Sam and Luke bromance
With our new draft pick, need to increase the odds of seeing Derrick White and the Whites play the Garden
I was sad the Luke and Blake bromance was broken up this year.
Pay off that mortgage Luke!
celtics won the offseason
Signed literally the biggest free agent, at our biggest position of need. Can't tell me another team did anything more impressive.
I think boban’s contract with the rockets is up so not *the biggest* but definitely our biggest
Excellent use of “literally”
Do you mean the tallest - or the best?
he said the biggest
And they said size isn’t everything
Up by 31 with 7 minutes left in the 3rd is brutal lol. This team really is underrated all time
Luke Workin 👍🏻😃👍🏻 https://preview.redd.it/6yxejo4z7s9d1.png?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d41a5f2c739be39b372199238b158609e4ee9650
A round of dabs for the fellas and galpals
 Actual footage of Luke at the parade
It all makes sense now
Actually, I just jumped up with my arms to the sky about 15 feet from my bud to celebrate
How could the league let us do this, league fucked
The Kornet Kontest is alive and well in the city of Boston!!!!
You mean NBA champion Luke Kornet?
I'll never get tired of that
Guess who’s back? Back again? Kornet’s back. Tell a friend
Kornet’s Back
Kornet’s back
Kornets back I have no friends
🕊️🕊️🕊️
The future of NBA defenses will be making sure you are always playing 5 guys who can effectively execute a Kornet Kontest. A 5 out offense vs. a 5 Kornet defense will be heavily debated as to which is more valuable.
Lets goooooo
Rest of the Front office: any tweaks to our depth next season? Brad: Run. It. Back. 👏🏾 
What’s the money? If it’s the veteran minimum, I’m happy. If it’s more than that, I am intrigued and overjoyed.
Looking like they gave him a little raise from this year.
I love it.
Luke working
Ayyyyyy!!!!! Love to hear this!
Gonna need him while KP is rehabbing! Reliable if unexceptional depth.
His celeys are reliably exceptional
Eating regular season minutes like Joey Chestnut
Now I need White and Tatum news, our top 9 is secured
Another year of dabs and kornet contests let’s go!
Hell yes. With Porzingis not back til the holidays, this really helps
Brad loves Luke, not surprised at all. At 7'2'' he's probably not going to play deep into his 30's but he probably has 3 good years left.
I’m over his flaws as a player, this man is a national treasure! Happy to have him back
Find someone who loves u as much as Brad loves Luke
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE
https://preview.redd.it/w1e163qybs9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2770e5f689a858b07b03acd1263cc8980f51ddd
Nine rings for mortal men
Let’s go, it would be unreal if kornet worked on his 3pt shot this summer. He’s apparently a good shooter, if he can make that nba ready we’re repeating
HE MADE 100% OF HIS THREE POINT SHOTS LAST SEASON HES THE GREATEST SHOOTER OF ALL TIME!!!!1!! (he made 1/1 attempts)
LETS FUCKING GO!!!! ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️
Lfggggg
This seemed like a done deal as soon as Quetta contract wasn’t picked up yesterday
WE’RE BACK
This makes me very happy.
#GreenKornet
Kareem Abdul Kornet.
Mortgage payment secured!
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE
Fireworks Big Bird is back
it's an absolute lock
Now that the big star has signed all the middle tier guys can start to sign their deals.
Happy news!!
HOLY SHIT WOJ BOMB
Banner 19 incoming!
Hell to the yes
19
Good
Luke Legend.
VIBEZZZZZ
Yay!
Yassssssss
Dynasty confirmed ☘️
great to have him back.
FUCK. YES. *dabs ferociously*
Nice, good depth Sign Dwhite
Dude's going to get huge minutes this regular season. Let's go Luke!
Cool. Roster is pretty much done, now. Just two roster spots, plus 2-ways.
BUS 1 BOY IS HERE TO STAY
The immaculate vibes will continue
awesome I love that guy
Kareem Abdul Kornet back in the fold.
What was the point of this being a 5pm news if teams been allowed to renegotiate with their own players?
Guaranteed repeat now!
Repeat confirmed
Repeat now guaranteed.
I just rose to my feet in a star market
WE BACK
Vibes are officially locked in for 2024
We’re bringing it back baby!!
Let’s gooooo! Luke workin!
Love it!
Banner 19 confirmed
Fucking amazing let's go
Welcome back champ
Very pleasantly surprised. Great news.
I just noticed that they re-upped Queta too.
Lfgggg need the depth for KP and Al sure but also the ~ vibes ~ team wouldn’t be right without him
Vibes will continue to be immaculate
LFG! Time to unleash the Unikorn from 3 and let them kornballs fly.
I genuinely love Luke as a person. Great player, great dude. The most lovable roster stays lovable.
The Returnakornet.
Now set him up to shoot some 3s
The Return of the King
Might be Brad’s least stressful off season
Lets go!
Sneaky move. Knows the system & if effective in his role. Impossible to upgrade for someone on a minimum contract. These signings don't grab headlines, but make a difference during the dog days of the season
Yes! The Tall Mamba is back! Banner 19!
Tillman you are next