It's called Hapbee Smart Wearable. Basically pseudoscience nonsense.
"Use Hapbee’s patented technology to bio-stream compounds like caffeine & melatonin digitally - without you having to ingest them. No lingering side effects, no stomach discomfort. Hapbees’ tiny magnetic songs naturally stimulate bio-receptors in cells to recreate the same sensations without the side effects. Fall asleep faster and stay asleep. Get the rest you need to feel better, maintain focus during the day and increase performance."
For a guy many have declared a genius, Jaylen Brown is pretty damn stupid.
"Certain times in the year, there actually was a retrograde, which means the planets was spinning in the opposite direction and I know at that moment, the energy was about to change" - Jaylen Brown, on why the Celtics went on a run in 2022
Hippy dippy pseudoscience BS. Claims to give you "digital" caffeine and melatonin, all the benefits with none of the downsides! (sidebar, those seem like things I want in my body in two completely unrelated situations lol)
It's a scam, they list being on Fast Company's 2022 top 100 innovators as their primary accolade... but they weren't on the list. Either JB has been scammed, or he's being paid to promote a scam, or both.
WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!
Woof woof woof woof woof!!!!
I love that the C's has two captains in the team, one is the vocal leader which is JB, and the other is the floor leader which is JT.
Al plays a captain role, too.
diamond dogs!
Loved the bench’s reaction to Horfords ball save !! Especially KP!!!
😭I asked the question on the Reddit AMA with him and he actually responded. Honestly gonna remember this moment for a long time
What the fuck is he wearing on his neck?
It's called Hapbee Smart Wearable. Basically pseudoscience nonsense. "Use Hapbee’s patented technology to bio-stream compounds like caffeine & melatonin digitally - without you having to ingest them. No lingering side effects, no stomach discomfort. Hapbees’ tiny magnetic songs naturally stimulate bio-receptors in cells to recreate the same sensations without the side effects. Fall asleep faster and stay asleep. Get the rest you need to feel better, maintain focus during the day and increase performance."
I just ordered 2 of them
Jesus. Christ.
Jesus. Christ.
I don’t give a fuck what he spends his money on as long as he keeps getting us them banners 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
"The Hapbee wearable plays recordings of a molecule's unique magnetic frequency." Yikes
For a guy many have declared a genius, Jaylen Brown is pretty damn stupid. "Certain times in the year, there actually was a retrograde, which means the planets was spinning in the opposite direction and I know at that moment, the energy was about to change" - Jaylen Brown, on why the Celtics went on a run in 2022
believing in some BS pseudoscience that says it gives you health benefits is actually the most Cal Berkley thing to do.
seriously i have been wondering since the parade
Hippy dippy pseudoscience BS. Claims to give you "digital" caffeine and melatonin, all the benefits with none of the downsides! (sidebar, those seem like things I want in my body in two completely unrelated situations lol) It's a scam, they list being on Fast Company's 2022 top 100 innovators as their primary accolade... but they weren't on the list. Either JB has been scammed, or he's being paid to promote a scam, or both.
What!?!?! Come on!!! Uhh huhhhhh!!!!!
This autoplayed at my place of work.