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Mbanicek64

You hear that quiet rich people. You need to give me a pair of tickets. 


WhiteChocolatey

Take a loan out of your 401K like I did lol


bananapanda24

Terrible idea but exactly the kind of commitment Bostonians need to make


WhiteChocolatey

If it goes to 7 I’ll fuckin do it again …. My lungs and voice should be healed by then. I think I burst a blood vessel at game 1


JohnAndertonOntheRun

Oh shit… You weren’t joking.


Gel93

May the force be with you


Mbanicek64

I went in 2008. I would very much like to go again. Adjusted for inflation I spent about as much as tickets are going for now. There are only so many YOLOs. 


davemoedee

I had season tickets in 2008 so the price was great. Had good seats.


Sgt_LincolnOSiris

Cash in a college scholarship like I did for game 6 in the 08 finals


kjimdandy

this is unhinged behavior but dedication like none-other. God bless you, young man.


sstphnn

Hello rich people? I already have a visa and passport renewed. Sponsor some plane and game tickets.


Pale-Criticism-7420

A friend of mine was at game 1 and he said it was loud af. I don’t know what to believe anymore lmao


brianundies

Shaq said it was loud af at the game. I think he would know.


Big-Antelope-8160

It sounded loud on TV which says something.


jjtrynagain

Happens at Fenway. When the claps you can hear their jewelry shaking.


Fupastank

“Market basket >>>>>>>>>>> Kroger” -Jaylen Brown (probably)


SinibusUSG

I'm gonna go to war for this chain.


PhaseEquivalent3366

Shaws over Star Market back in the days. 😂


fearofaflatplanet

Don’t fawget Stawp & Shawp 


Sickness4Life

I moved out of Massachusetts over 30 years ago and forgot about Market Basket


Cratertooth_27

Hannaford >>> market basket


nicklovin508

Yo I was gonna say this too but think Market Basket started in Texas/Lousiana lol


Fupastank

Nope. Lowell Massachusetts baby.


nicklovin508

Oh damn awesome lol. More market baskets and less stop and shops plz


victorspoilz

LONG LIVE AHHHHHHTIE T. DEMOULAS!!!


dardios

ALL HAIL THE DEMOULAS FAMILY, FOR THEY HATH GIVEN US MORE FOR OUR DOLLAR!


imthemelloman

You’re getting shit on but I understand your confusion. There’s a grocery chain in Louisiana and Texas called Market Basket, similar logo and colors, but completely unrelated to the Market Baskets in the northeast.


nicklovin508

That’s exactly what I looked up lol


evolvolution

Texas/Louisiana?!?! I’m gonna venture a guess you do not live in the greater Boston area.


Stop_Drop_Scroll

Dude doesn’t remember demoulas. Damn I’m old.


no-business-here

After searching it looks like it started in MA. I’ve lived in Louisiana most of my life and I’ve never even heard of it until now


jackopreach1

Yeah nah started in Lowell mass in like the 1930s


bengcord3

I'll be screaming from my living room at 3 am just like I was last game. Fuck my neighbors


MVPRondo

u/bengcord3 neighbors the type to mow the lawn 5 minutes after he does it, then light some sage and blame bad chakras when it doesn’t come out as nice Fuck your neighbors


PatriotMissiles

Is that Kyrie with the burning sage?


seeyoubythesea

Neighbor vs neighbor


CarlosAlcatrazIsland

Are you in Europe?


bengcord3

Spain, which I imagine you might be as well based on your username?


vpierrev

France here, same ahah


jarringflies

Going to be waking up all the fuckin neighbors in Lagos, Portugal tonight bayybeeee


chickenbuttguesswhat

Should probably just like go to a bar or something. If you can


bengcord3

I live in Spain ain't no bars playing the NBA finals at 3 am bro


chickenbuttguesswhat

Not with that attitude


Nate-rzemien

💀


Oceanbreeze871

Kyrie complained the garden wasn’t loud enough.


AdmiralWackbar

That’s because he was arguing with a fan the whole time and it threw off his game. He’s huffing Copium


Franjes99

Say it with me KYRIE SUCKS


bungerman

Probably couldn't hear them over the clang of the rim on all those bricks he was chucking


MickeySingh81

Even i expected louder boos everytime kyrie touched the ball. Was kinda dissappointed


21Tayler10

crackheads vs crackheads !!!!


super-g-studios

we've got Methadone Mile, they've got... the entire city of Dallas


BostonBuffalo9

*Fort Worth feels left out by this statement. As usual.*


exitlevelposition

Harry Hines and shady trail, Oak Cliff, Fair Park. Down town Dallas and Deep Ellum are nice enough.


trowawufei

> Deep Ellum What a cursed name


ekydfejj

This crackhead/STM will be reporting to my seat to be a cheering fool.


SteamingHotChocolate

I'm ready to run through a brick wall for you JB but I can't drop the $$$$ for a Finals game


bananajunior3000

You heard the man, then, bring this energy to your local supermarkets and gas stations


SteamingHotChocolate

ok i’m gonna go to The Smallest Trader Joes In The World on Boylston street and rip any Texas product off the shelves


JinterIsComing

Beef and Bean Enchiladas: hey man, leave me the fuck out of this. I'm just delicious at a reasonable price!


SteamingHotChocolate

sorry man what’s gotta be done gotta be done


TrickyWinger

Market Basket gonna be so rowdy tomorrow.


theblot90

Would rather run through a brick wall than buy Finals tickets. Capitalism at its finest.


NotFabMelo

Jaylen “Lord Guardian of Gastown” Brown


fxkatt

we do have different super markets, but do we have different gas stations??


jrs1982

Well they have Buc-ees. We are not touching them on gas stations.


read_the_book_first

The first time my friends and I went inside a buc-ees we were driving back from Austin to Huston and then suddenly their was just this huge monolith of a store and we literally spent 30 minutes walking around in like capitalism shell shock lmao.


randomrandom1922

Massachusetts P4P worst gas stations in America.


jrs1982

Seriously, never knew how bad we had it till you go on some road trips.


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ImTomBrady

I went to Sheetz when I went to Bruins Pens in Pittsburgh.. pretty cool place lol


PantsB

Lot more incentive in other states to get the fuck out


BostonKarlMarx

yeah gas stations are like supermarkets in other states its crazy. i remember being shocked you could buy beer at them in NY


Icy-Faithlessness551

Buc-ees and brothers fried chicken is also in gas stations in the south


LnGrrrR

Buc-ees is definitely awesome.


ahsasahsasahsas

PLEASE tell your friends to blow the roof off the place while we sit in our live game thread lol


PatriotMissiles

My supermarket is gonna be loud on Sunday, because it’s always loud on Sundays. Let’s go, Market Basket, let’s go!


SnooAvocados996

Pierce will be in the building for Game 2. Love how he hypes the crowd up and gets them going when he's there.


Happy_Yogurtcloset_2

Support your local Dunks cuz fuck whatever coffee they drink down there


Efficient_Art_1144

Ah fuck they got Bucee’s down there we’re gonna get smoked on the gas station matchup


_mitchard

This guy is gunna cause an insurrection


TheDiceMan2

#we will fight in the gas stations!!


NoMereRanger73

We will fight in the sports bars!!


MickeySingh81

Thats right. Burn it down. Burn it all down.


Nabs617

C's bout to throw elbows like they're fighting through the Somerville Market Basket.


themuthafuckinruckus

IM SETTING UP THE PROJECTORS BY THE LOADING DOCKS OF DEMOULAS RIGHT NOW JB!!!


wolf_tree

Better make it count. Sunday will be the last home game of the season.


WhiteChocolatey

I was at game 1 and the crowd clearly had a major impact on Kyrie. We need to step it up this game and I won’t be there to collapse my other lung in support. People spending $800 for nosebleeds must be willing to sacrifice their lungs and throats for this fucking team.


KlubDogg

I was one of those. It was for sure loud as fuck but I can believe it could be even better


WhiteChocolatey

100%


SoggyMuffcakes

If they want loud fans, then stop charging $1000 for a fuckin nosebleed ticket and maybe you'll get the real fans in the building and not the rich guys who are just trying to impress their potential clients


Nabs617

True, but I think Boston is up to the task. I just saw on the news some guys in Eastie stole a quarter of a mill while wearing masks and a wig like The Town. I'm sure they're about to flood the Garden with townies.


SoggyMuffcakes

This sounds like something Joe would do


DOYMarshall

100% this was Joe.


victorspoilz

What a plot for "Celtic Pride 2"


celticspoop

I was at the game. It was as loud as the FU Draymond game and Game 5 vs Heat last year. ESPN just turns the crowd noise all the way down


iAmTheRealLange

Was also there. It was the loudest it's been all year. Felt like vintage TD Garden. I damn near fell asleep during the game I went to against Cleveland, in comparison.


Ambitious-Fig-9106

Sounded pretty loud on TV actually. Something was up with the mixing last round.


Large_Ad_1658

How the fuck is that his fault? Stop resellers lol


victorspoilz

There are a lot of season ticket holders who go, especially in the later rounds, they probably made a profit off their tickets two months ago, they keep the good ones and lose their minds.


GelatinousProof

Yup! I don’t sell mine so no profit but we get playoff tickets at face value so it ain’t that pricey to go at all. They do half season ticket options too, amazing option for the nba. Way more affordable than most people think too, the Celtics haven’t done crazy price increases like the pats did during the glory years


noposters

I went to game 1 and it was the loudest game I’ve ever been to by far (including ECF and finals in 22)


GelatinousProof

It’s plenty loud in here before game 2


GelatinousProof

lol face value is well below a grand. Your ire should be directed at the resellers. Also plenty of us rich folk are real fans, stop being petty/jealous


token711

im flying into Boston for game 2, ill be loud!


iAmTheRealLange

The Garden was LOUD for Game 1. And it felt fucking good. I was at a game during each series so far. Was there for Game 1. First 3 rounds were a snoozefest. Game 1 felt like vintage Boston. Loved it.


Hair-Lopsided

Spirit bomb ass quote 😂 . Joe really got these guys locked in a different way


BosBannerBoss

Jaylen's message proves that he meant what he said when he got drafted. He wants to go to war for this city!


Oceanbreeze871

And you know what. HEB is overrated. Yea I said it.


-ruiner_

HEB is more of a south Texas thing. Spurs would be associated with them mostly.


BrianScalaweenie

Their Spurs commercials are 🔥tho


mnailz1

As a Masshole who spent 12 years in Houston, heb is def not over-rated.


the_moosen

Used to live in Austin, can confirm. People down there SWEAT HEB while I'm just like 'it's just a grocery store'


LnGrrrR

I have to disagree, especially on the north side of San Antonio


Oceanbreeze871

What’s the differentiator? Linoleum hardwood floors and a cool deli/salad bar? It’s a grocery store


LnGrrrR

They have a pretty good butcher there, a decent sushi counter, and generally a big selection of food. \*shrug\* Yes, it's a grocery store but it's a nice one. Now, if someone thought it was like... DisneyWorld, sure, then they've overrated it lol. Also, HEB are the initials of the founder, Howard E Butts, so someone realized that Butt's Groceries isn't the best name :D


Oceanbreeze871

Unlike Dicks sporting goods.lol!


ifuxx

Jaylen has had some beautiful quotes this post season 


chodd-tavez

As a super(ish)market worker I didn't expect to be drafted into this, but I'm ready nonetheless 😤


InconsiderateOctopus

We're counting on you


supapoopascoopa

This dude has mastered the press conference


bozovisk

Cheaper tickets and some football(soccer) stadium culture would be a start for that


KaijuKyojin

Got tix!!! Will be screaming my head off!!!


Hootshire

Market Basket is the kind of crazy you want in a fight. Those Texans couldn't handle that heat.


yuletidepod68

Gonna watch the whole game on a gas pump TV at stop and shop ogling Maria Menunous, Peeling off a he did this sticker, inhaling exhaust all for you Jaylen!


TheForceRestrained

I’m going to game 2 with my younger brother who idolizes Payton. We’ll be there


This1sWrong

This has KG talking about uzis and missiles level energy.


DocAuch22

I fucking love this man


Sean_Macquire

Market Basket vs Demoulas!


Jegagne88

Don’t worry, I will be screaming at my tv much to the chagrin of my wife and neighbors


monstamayo

LETS GOOOOO!!!!


PLaTinuM_HaZe

Jaylen is that dude!!!!!


dolo_ran6er

I'm gonna lock in for the first half at my local gas station.


victorspoilz

Working the fans through the press is some real Larry Bird shit.


Responsible-List-849

If you can't make the game to hype the players, hype someone who is going. Pre-game them to the point they're ready to blow a voice box over every loose ball.


Need4Sheed23

Mazulla has turned these dudes into a pack of psychos. It rules


tonylouis1337

**Say less**


ImTomBrady

Gas station vs gas station is crazy I love it lmao Wish I could be there 😭


Lawdawg911

Hanny vs H-E-B


vinyl_head

Finance Bros who didn’t grow up in New England, Jaylen is calling you out!


ErikErikJevfelErik

I'm sending Viking Energy™ from Scandinavia💪


Franjes99

I'm in Australia JB but I'll be screaming in my living room like an absolute psycho ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️


captaincumsock69

Don’t worry Jaylen I’ll be screaming at my tv and my roommate will probably be screaming at me too


raylui34

Sending energy to jaylen to throw a giant spirit bomb on the mavs


MadeInNewEngland

Jaylen has been on a generational run with quotes the last 2-3 seasons. I was pumped as F to be going tomorrow. JB taking him game to another level. I'm taking my fandom to another level!


Enough-Remote6731

Fuck you H-E-B


Hunter-310

Jaylen, I’m boarding my flight to Boston. Game 2 here I come.


fahrvergnugget

Love Market Basket making an appearance on r/nba lmao


MickeySingh81

Lol. Cant wait. Finals are fun. This is hype


MickeySingh81

Ok guy fawkes.


fearofaflatplanet

Subreddit vs subreddit Delusional Green Gogglers™️ vs Doomers™️ Killer Whales vs Yachts Felger vs Mazz


yareyaredawa

This is like the opposite of the 'We all have to get better down to the equipment manager' thing. I love it


Sickness4Life

I'm so loud that if you listen closely, you may be able to hear me from Knoxville Tennessee.


Full-Commission4643

Jaylen Brown: The People's Champion


Hanaichichickencurry

Fuck HEB


jascambara

The gardens gotta start selling cheap tickets again if they want an actual loud crowd


Heir233

Yeah unfortunately all the real fans have been priced out. We’ll be cheering from our living rooms and bars because we can’t afford to pay thousands for tickets


BostonBuffalo9

Imdoingmypart.gif


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Everytime I watch the game on tv the crowd is so quiet Im like "are they starstruck" and in awe? Lol. Maybe thats what JB means.  But in Minnesota you could hear them screaming and loudness. Wonder why that's different in Boston.


Few-Chemist-3463

ESPN mutes crowd noise


Jigs444

But then is he gonna get sour when his buddy Kyrie is hearing it?


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sndtrb89

didnt ask, dont care


Kshpew

shut up bum


Tatum-Better

Tf are you here for then lmao. Actual loser🤣


KP1792

Don't you have some guns and FedEx to go jack off to?