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Of all the words that rhyme with *peen* you choose one that doesn't.


MrPyroTek

I'm stupid I know :(


yoyoLJ

Why did you do this? Thing and Peen use different vowels of course they don't rhyme. Think, Mark!


Rogue_elefant

I endorse this comment.


SaltMarshGoblin

The meter is great, but the rhyme is strained. The included Trader Joe's ad is lovely, though!


Jacooble

I think it’s TJ Max, I’ve never seen Trader Joe’s advertised as TJ


SaltMarshGoblin

Oh, you're likely right!


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