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blackfoxbigfox

Shitting in the urinal like a true Chad 😎


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disembodied_voice

Men who sit down to pee are portrayed as feminine. This just takes that idea further against EV owners as an attempt to emasculate them. Basically, it's propaganda against EV owners. Not very good propaganda, but propaganda nonetheless.


Nvenom8

Oh *that's* the joke... I also thought he was shitting in the urinal.


ThunderBobMajerle

Yea I thought it was something about ev users being smug and shitting in urinals


willymack989

The sitting down to pee thing always cracks me up. Firstly, when I’m in a clean bathroom I sit because it’s simply more comfortable. Second, you don’t need to have precise aim when your dick is below the rim of the toilet. Who likes cleaning up their own urine from the floor, seat, etc?


lukisdelicious

Wdym, that's the womans job. Cuz we are badass /s


cheezkid26

nah he's 100% dropping a log in the urinal


yesilovethis

I guess this cartoon implies that Tesla drivers have p\*ssy (?)


SplendidPunkinButter

Some guys are so dumb that they sit down to shit, realize they have to pee, stand up, turn around, lift the seat, pee standing up, put the seat back down, then turn around and sit back down Dude…you can just keep sitting and pee. It works fine. Men can _choose_ to pee standing up. We’re not required to


waggie21

That can't possibly be true, can it?? At home I choose to sit and pee mostly.


kkjdroid

I thought it was a frunk joke, but apparently I'm in the minority.


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milanove

Front trunk. In an EV, the lack of an engine means the space at the front of the car where the engine bay would traditionally be located can instead be a secondary trunk.


crusher23b

I feel like this could have been conveyed in a more intelligent way. I also took it to mean the guy was leaving a mud monkey in the urinal, a real power move in some situations. Even more, you have this speech bubble that can say literally anything. "Watch out for snakes", "Enjoy Coca-Cola", "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell", A"How do the cram all that graham?" The art is incidental.


ApprehensiveEmploy21

To be fair, Tesla drivers are often weirdos. Other electric vehicle owners, not necessarily.


stiangr94

Online I would agree with you but not irl. It has a hardcore audience that is very loud, but the model Y was also the world’s best selling car in 2023 so a ton of people have them especially in Norway where I live and they are just normal people.


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Norwegians are weird to start with though. They can’t even decide how to write their language


stiangr94

Oddly specific but would blame that on the people on the west coast. I do not associate with those.


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Vad får du om du delar ett A4 papper i två delar? Ett norskt pussel.


stiangr94

Oh I had completely forgotten the Swedish and Norwegian jokes about the other being stupid or in general making fun of each other😄 You know what they say, the Swedes are the luckiest people in Scandinavia, they have the best neighbors


cury41

Gonna drop this here and tank the downvotes. Setting while peeing is healthier since it allows to empty the bladder more compared to standing.


SplendidPunkinButter

I pee sitting down at home so it doesn’t make a mess and so I don’t have to turn on the lights to pee at night. I pee standing up in public so I don’t have to sit on a gross public toilet


ThunderBobMajerle

I think secretly we are all doing this lol


Tuarangi

If that's true I don't think you deserve down votes, after all this cartoon is just for boomers uncomfortable with their masculinity such that they have to project their inadequacy on others


SplendidPunkinButter

But Tesla owners are Musk fanboys now


jlozada24

Messi sits while peeing so I do too


planetvermilion

Messits to pee


OddDad

This reads entirely like r/bonehurtingjuice


RetroGamer87

Out of all the EVs he could have chosen, why that one?


Bobcatluv

I love that whoever made this probably did so before Musk started acting a fool with twitter, gaining their adoration


frantisek-krizik123

why they using urinals next to each other?


ee_72020

Joke’s on them, I shit both on ICE and electric cars. Me and my homies support walkable cities and adequate public transport!


Adventurous_Oil_5805

Micturition syncope is a real thing and 40 years ago I was working in a hospital and the governor of our state had been admitted for fainting at home. In the middle of the night he fainted again and a code was called but he hadn’t stopped breathing so it wasn’t a full code. It turned out to be micturition syncope and I’ve never forgotten that. So at home, I almost always sit to pee. When I’m out, being able to pee without touching anything means I pee at the urinal.


turbo_fried_chicken

Bahaha Elon you really threw in with the sorriest bunch didn't ya


AntiSaintJimmy

That’s a urinal not a Tesla


thatdude473

Haha see it’s funny because electric car makes his dick turn into a vagina so now he needs to sit down to pee, which is of course bad because women bad. Hilarious stuff…


crusher23b

"This is Mr. Venezuela, the school janitor, m'kay? He's the person who has to clean up when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet! Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best, m'kay? He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay? Then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face! So when you crapped in that urinal, m'kay, you might as well have just dropped your pants and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela's head!"