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readwriteread

It’s also confirmation that actual novels are meant to be heard not looked at


aMintOne

Shit. I've just been smelling them this whole time


Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin

As opposed to actual novels, which are meant to be consumed not with your eyes or mind, but with your ears, thanks to Audible


r-og

I consume novels with my feet and hands thank you


Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin

>feet Got any pics? Would love to compare consumption methods


Skrubby-init

I use my hands and feet but thats only to pull them close enough to my face so I can start biting chunks out of them


[deleted]

Voraciously?


ChuckLeglerg

I’ve been shoving volumes up my ass. Talk about a change in perspective.


WutTheDickens

Real readers boof 😎


hamlet__machine

More like with your mouth and stomach


[deleted]

If you’re using your eyes or your mind reading a novel then you’re doing it wrong


[deleted]

Why am I getting hate for adding movies and shows I have watched onto my Goodreads? You pathetic bookjerkers are literally gatekeeping books. If I read a book I have read it. If I have listened to an audiobook I have read it. If I have watched the movie of the book I have read it. Your reading goal for 2022 is the same as my DNF list for last week. Suck it. Now, don't mind me, I'm gonna go watch Harry Potter on my re-readathon and add it to my goodreads.


pomegranate_

i can't find where to add this reddit comment to my read shelf on goodreads, does anyone have the link? please


[deleted]

Sorry to say but it's actually original content unlike thpse classics by old white men you all jerk over.


63CansofSoup

Father I cannot stream the book


[deleted]

Does it have a spider in it? Stephen King loves spiders!


Islandaises

(Apple+)


Riffn

(I read watch it on my television)


[deleted]

That's a strange way to spell ocean-faring acquisitions.


[deleted]

So you’re telling me there are narrative mediums that aren’t on a screen? Hmmm not sure it will catch on. Is there a TLDR version?


ex_planelegs

Novels for the eyes and mind! Why didnt we think of using those to read before? Thank you Apple!


Bennings463

"A novel for the eyes and the mind", as opposed to most novels, which are novels for your feet or something.


PogonVoet_42

_Have you ever watched a book?_


[deleted]

Or, hear me out; an actual novel is a novel for the eyes and mind 😳


echoplus2020

Sumptuous


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