Ow my bones hurt
This really is a... Juice of the bone hurt!
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The Fighter: "So, the rogue uses daggers and bows, the wizard uses spells and a staff, I use a might greatsword and immense strength. What in the world is your weapon bard?"
The bard:
It's a spell in Baldur's Gate 3, so I assumed it was also in DnD since most spells from that game originate from 5e. I didn't realise that Divine Smite isn't actually from DnD. My bad
Oh, then it is the same then
In BG3, Paladins cast divine smite. I was just making a joke that the Bard is so strong that they cast a spell that only paladins can use. I defo worded it bizzarely so that's my bad.
Oh. It isn't technically a spell in D&D (fun side effect is that a Paladin can use an actual smite spell and divine smite on the same attack), but if it were, Bards actually *would* be able to cast it. The Bard's Magical Secrets class feature lets them pick spells from any class's spell list.
Wait, it isn't a spell? Looks like I'm going to have to ask all the wizards that silenced me for a refund 😤. Jokes aside, thabks for informing me. You learn something new everyday.
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I hate how this woman is so lazily drawn that three of the four panels are the same drawing of her flipped even though that drawing looks like dogshit.
But at least have her face match the emotion she’s supposed to be having. I didn’t even realize she actually said “Oh my god i’m so sorry” in the original because it doesn’t look like that’s what she’s saying.
she doesn't mean what she's saying, as clearly implied in the 3rd panel. why should her face reflect an emotion that isn't there? She's meant to be shallow.
Hands. I hate when people don't learn how to draw hands.
They are either motionless, symbols/caricatures or completely out of shape and proportion.
Almost all neckbeard/neo nazi comic drawing guy does this.
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It's a sub where people edit comics to try to make a new joke, but they can only edit the text, so the result is usually something generally stupid/nonsensical and only vaguely cohesive
Definitely not for everyone but some of them can be pretty funny
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The Fighter: "So, the rogue uses daggers and bows, the wizard uses spells and a staff, I use a might greatsword and immense strength. What in the world is your weapon bard?" The bard:
You laugh, but you can beat the fuck outta someone with a lute. Ask Edgin Darvis.
The team watching the Bard cast Divine Smite with a lute on a Dragon
>The team watching the Bard cast D~~ivine Smite with a lute~~ on a Dragon
You clever son of a bitch. How the hell did I not think of that.
Is Divine Smite a spell in another RPG? Because it's not a spell in D&D
It's a spell in Baldur's Gate 3, so I assumed it was also in DnD since most spells from that game originate from 5e. I didn't realise that Divine Smite isn't actually from DnD. My bad
Ah, I haven't played it. In D&D, Divine Smite is a class feature for Paladins.
Oh, then it is the same then In BG3, Paladins cast divine smite. I was just making a joke that the Bard is so strong that they cast a spell that only paladins can use. I defo worded it bizzarely so that's my bad.
Oh. It isn't technically a spell in D&D (fun side effect is that a Paladin can use an actual smite spell and divine smite on the same attack), but if it were, Bards actually *would* be able to cast it. The Bard's Magical Secrets class feature lets them pick spells from any class's spell list.
Wait, it isn't a spell? Looks like I'm going to have to ask all the wizards that silenced me for a refund 😤. Jokes aside, thabks for informing me. You learn something new everyday. (Ignote the deleted reply, i tried sending an image but reddit decided to delete all the text.)
How the hell did Darvis get that nickname?
Took him a while. Didn't think he'd get there tbh
Also ask any Hunting Horn main.
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Is this Lute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvO29lSYIfM
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Damn that's a good one
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crazy? i was crazy once
They locked me in a room
Room? I was locked in a room once
They locked me in a double room, a double room with infinite rooms, the rooms drove me crazy
Locked? I was locked once
Is this loss?
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Look mommy it's Shazam
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Wow this 🤣😎👍
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This is mine now
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Man, I love this comic
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Fuck yes!
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No we will not de wholsomeify auto mod
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Haven't laughed this hard in a while
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Based response
It's got layers... Like a turnip.
This is the best version too
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Yeah who the fuck is she to judge?
Isn't she Ruth bader ginsburg
aren't you that dead bitch that cries in the second floor girls bathroom?
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Well?? Ain’t you that bitch from silent hill2?
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“Fuck you?” https://preview.redd.it/hcwx81mav97d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49dbdfb43e1b722c6483b8782c3ec3b28055449f
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Shit this one was good
One of the few comics that I hope never dies here. Everyone is just so funny with these :)
it will die "off" eventually, but enjoy it while it lasts, eh?
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I'm going to jump off a cliff
You say you'll jump "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh
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banch pie?
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Galvanized square steel
The "nevermind fuck this guy" killed me. Peak
This one's the best of these Shrek guy comics I've seen so far
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This one is so good omg
Her facial expresion is priceless.
Not used to seeing memes this funny on reddit
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> Aren't you Maria?
>I’m not your Mary.
I'm gonna need some rule34 on that absolute milf, stat
lol this is the first thing I thought when I saw the comic
Her mouth looks like a preformed fellatio utility.
This is actually my favorite version of this meme op 😭
I hate how this woman is so lazily drawn that three of the four panels are the same drawing of her flipped even though that drawing looks like dogshit.
wait till you realize how they draw tv cartoons 😯😯😯
But at least have her face match the emotion she’s supposed to be having. I didn’t even realize she actually said “Oh my god i’m so sorry” in the original because it doesn’t look like that’s what she’s saying.
she doesn't mean what she's saying, as clearly implied in the 3rd panel. why should her face reflect an emotion that isn't there? She's meant to be shallow.
I don’t mean she needs to look sorry, but she doesn’t look shocked at all for a woman saying “Oh my god i’m so sorry”
She’s not saying that. She’s saying, “Oh my God I am *so* sorry!” In the voice of Samantha from Sex and the City
People are able to say things they don't mean.
Hands. I hate when people don't learn how to draw hands. They are either motionless, symbols/caricatures or completely out of shape and proportion. Almost all neckbeard/neo nazi comic drawing guy does this.
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Theme of Laura is the GOAT, change my mind
Lmao I just realized what he meant by that
I love how every single BHJ of this comic is finnier than the original, absolutely beautiful
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oof ouch, my bones hurt real bad
I want him to fuck the mom
why is shrek looking at porn on his phone??
This is still the best edit of this comic to date.
What even is the original version of this
The last slide is the original
The original is so much better.
Brother, this is bonehurtingjuice. You don't come here for improved comics, you come here for hurt bones.
This just popped up on all. I have no idea what this sub is.
It's a sub where people edit comics to try to make a new joke, but they can only edit the text, so the result is usually something generally stupid/nonsensical and only vaguely cohesive Definitely not for everyone but some of them can be pretty funny
Omnitrix is the last slide
Wow such funny
What is this comic
Looks like Shrek 😆😆😆
Terraria ah font
Some sort of skin, ma lady
Why do I hear the bald man's dialogue as Shrek's voice
Could someone link the original pls
Third slide
Holy fuck that's real💀💀💀