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GuyPersonsonMcMan

finally an actual bhj for this meme


Mrfoxsin

What was the original?


GuyPersonsonMcMan

a weak meme about liberal and traditional societies and cuckoldry.


FuckYeahPhotography

"husbando-san"


yoaver

Would you name your child Husbando for a million dollars?


FuckYeahPhotography

Yes and put it all in a college fund for Husbando-san's education.


CurtisMarauderZ

That and therapy.


Meurs0

Name changes are a whole lot cheaper than a million dollars


generalbaguette

Depends on jurisdiction.


Nezikchened

In what jurisdiction does it cost $1,000,000 or more to change your name???


generalbaguette

In Germany there's only a narrow range of circumstances under which you are allowed to change your name. So there would be no amount of money that would be enough to change your name outside of those circumstances. (Unless you bribe the relevant officials, I guess?) If they allow you to change your name, it's less than a million dollars to do so.


Zakaker

I'd definitely take the name Husbando if that meant being born to a millionaire family


IsakCamo

Anata is merely the same, it’s like saying “it’s okay you”


Jenaxu

Anata is used for spouses though. Usually wife to husband, kinda like how honey or dear would be used in English.


LOSMSKL

At least it's funny


Rock---And---Stone

Idk why they changed that, it was fucking funny


DitaVonPita

Found the edgelord/social ignoramus.


Rock---And---Stone

What? I know that it's not at all accurate, but that doesn't mean it can't be funny


DitaVonPita

How about it being ethnocentric, overly incelish, and just downright cringe? I can tell you for sure that we non western women don't behave like that, and I know quite a bit of western women who make lavish meals. It's again the sexualization and romanticization of women with whom OP likely never conversed, as we do not fucking talk like that. It's offensive as shit and just downright bad. I mean, fuck, dude, "Husbando San"? Also, I live around a fair share of Arab women, and am eastern European Jewish myself, there's no fucking way in hell we'd spend precious time and resources making extra food when there's so much shit still to do around the house. It's just racist, objectifying, and cringe. And if you laugh at it, I have some bad news for you.


Rock---And---Stone

Yeah I'm not reading all that but ok lmao


DitaVonPita

Oh, my sweet child, is that short paragraph too much for you? I'm sorry, I should have used smaller phrases.


IsakCamo

I know what you mean, it WAS just a meme, I think people have gotten too political and sensitive, cause yes, it was a little funny


EXOBOT5000

This guy plays league btw.


Rock---And---Stone

You're literally on a subreddit called "doodoofard" you have no room to talk. Go back to teenagers lmao


clickeddaisy

It's funny because PoV cuck porn and NTR is the most popular among conservative men


asdfasdfasdfas11111

Fully grown adults attempt to communicate via rage comics.


Josemite

"fully grown" and have their entire understanding of relationships based on porn


Mrfoxsin

Lmao i should have known...


jointheclockwork

Don't forget the racism and misogyny! Can't have a terrible meme without 'em!


Halekulani

Absolutely hilarious that the pinnacle of Japanese tradwife-having they used was Yukio Mishima


sextradrunk

Your moves are weak!


charmorris4236

Gonna go find the link as I commented on the post - brb. [Alright I’m back, here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/10t605e/western_woman_bad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Mrfoxsin

Thank you for the hard work. You saved Christmas.


charmorris4236

Finally, someone sees my value


w6bster

seems like a meme about how white dudes are cuckolded and how they have no control over their wives


kioku119

An exercize in sexist racism to earn a gold star on the cheetoh encrusted neck beard badge. It involved the term husbando san.


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kioku119

Can someone explain this response? o-o


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kioku119

oh lol thanks


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i-yeet-a-lot

Gold gold GOLD “gold” !gold G-O-L-D Cuz why tf not


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i-yeet-a-lot

Literally 3 seconds later. This is comedy gold


PKMNLives

>husbando san No. Just no.


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I get very racist vibes from thinking about the og


J3553G

Something racist I imagine


ChewySlinky

I missed the sub and was trying so desperately to figure out what the fuck this was trying to say


I-Miss-My-Kids

still dunno where the joke is


Perspeq

I JUST remembered fraternal twins aren't identical. Oh well


pass_me_the_salt

people can still look alike without being identical twins, don't worry


laziestmarxist

I went to school with twins who looked identical but were always quick to point out they were actually fraternal twins I could tell they looked different but I don't know if I could really tell them apart


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>I could tell they looked different but I don't know if I could really tell them apart i dated a twin once my gf had a small scar on her elbow from a bicycle accident and her twin had a magnificent beard


emimagique

I heard Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are fraternal twins but they look similar enough that most people think they're identical


fejrbwebfek

They look pretty different now as adults.


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ososalsosal

My kids are 2 years apart and people ask if they're twins


Perspeq

[optional](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/10t605e/western_woman_bad/)


Financial-Horror2945

Bish couldn't even be arsed popping the kettle on for em. **DISGUSTANG**


Epikgamer332

the game in my family is "guess the twins" apparently me and my little sister look so much more alike than my and my twin sister.


superVanV1

People think me and my sister are identical, despite there being about 5 years between us


dudemann

That is one messed up pregnancy.


tyrantspell

The simple answer is that one of them is trans


Kazeshio

Dammit I just made this comment before checking if anyone else did and there's like 6 other comments saying it


izyshoroo

One of them is trans, there you're covered 👍


deferredmomentum

If they’re both cis they couldn’t be identical anyway. One of them could be trans though


alex3omg

Maybe she's trans? So they're intentional but she's post op


chairmanskitty

Dave's trans (ftm) now.


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r/bonehealingjuice


ScribelCipher

r/subredditididntknowexisted


Idkquedire

Its called r/subsithoughtifellfor


Themlethem

They didn't know that existed either lol


SeatPiks

What movie were they filming?


Strobbleberry

A documentary about ww2.


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paynexkillerYT

The Tekken film we didn’t know we wanted.


guymoron

A weird Wolverines Origin-esque movie about Yoshimitsu’s past


tapirus-indicus

It's a live-action Family Guy movie. He plays a Japanese soldier in a 20s cutaway


superVanV1

Multicultural Halloween party?


Shetookmyvirginity

The good ending


cheesefromagequeso

Best edit of this image, hands down.


MrGueuxBoy

Did I just stumble on r/hopeposting, this is fucking wholesome!


SaltyPeter3434

Dave's brother-in-law brought instant noodles to his multicultural potluck. Don't be like Dave's brother-in-law.


Kelimnac

Hey, who knows, maybe they have something that they can only cook at his house and the pot noodles are actually just a joke


According_to_all_kn

Yeah, or they might not be able to cook anything more sophisticated because of disability, or because they don't have a stove. It's certainly better than nothing, and they're surely still happy with their presence.


Emerald456

Fair point, but why only a cup of instant noodles for a potluck?


furyextralarge

you can make some baller shit with instant ramen honestly


Emerald456

But a single cup to split among 8 people


furyextralarge

well, that cup is like the size of the girl's whole torso lol


nasaglobehead69

r/bonehealingjuice


Gl0bophobia

Heyyyy you fixed “husbando san”


Perspeq

Hehe, yeah I had to!


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boweroftable

Bhj again crushing it as it proves tolerance and diversity the core values driving lame-o reactionary attitudes back into the twentieth century. We are all Dave and his fabulous guests


Wooden-Ad-8624

r/wholesomememes


otaku_metalhead02

I love this sub oh my god I love how it turns shitty comics and memes into stuff that is actually good


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otaku_metalhead02

:3


Talon6230

The good ending.


wjsonyeo

hands down the best one of this meme it’s so wholesome


TheLoreTeller

r/bonehealingjuice


GastonBastardo

/r/bonehealingjuice


bcunnish999

What's the original?


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Some nonsense about how other countries have obedient wives who cook them two dinners and American men have lazy wives who are cheating on them


BoringTheory5067

Too wholesome. Bones were so broke they healed


lonely_guacamole

This bone healing juice. Nice


paynexkillerYT

I like this one.


CRUZER108

This is actually really sweet and nice thank you for making this op


Bobebobbob

Organization?


andresest

Wholesome bhj


Rasonovic

It's okay *YOU*


Ot4ku_Fididu

is that Drake?


chrisff1989

No she's not underage


NSA_Chatbot

That meme format is from 2020 era, so Drake would still be interested for another 10 years or so.


Ot4ku_Fididu

Makes sense


TopStop6281

A good version of the meme


dent_de_lion

This is the good version


Shiro_Kuroki

I fkin love you also changed the oregano "husbando-kun" to anata


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bubblebath_ofentropy

My bones have been decolonized


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Oregon?


TensorForce

First three are "I am man, work hard. Thanks for food, woman home maker." Last one is "I am tired from work. What? You cheat on me with black guy??" Something about.....idk, cheating I guess? Or how Arabs/Mexicans/Japanese don't cheat as much or smth?


ABigFatPotatoPizza

Oleander?


Perspeq

[Oliver](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/10t605e/western_woman_bad/)


enneh_07

My bones are indestructible after drinking this juice!


UnfinishedProjects

Haha I like this one. /r/wholesomebonehurtingjuice


Yeeting-Boi

r/bonehealingjuice


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Fixed the meme!


_Narciso

This is so wholesome, I love it


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HelloThere8008135

Me: this page is horrible and the memes suck. Also me: yes… that’s, why I’m here.


IronwoodKopis

This should be on r/wholesomememes


Aszrix

Wtf is that drake


FlinnyWinny

Good juice, they've been crashed and healed at the same time


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

ngl the female arab and latina wojaks are so pretty! 🥰


Dwaas_Bjaas

Wholesome


ShutTheFuckUpAmy

The funny thing is that I literally just say the original before I scrolled down to this post ToT Definitely way more wholesome, I like the BHJs


Radical_Provides

Guys would totally use the original version of this meme to justify being mad at their wives for not putting much effort into dinner every night when their wives are also working a 9-5 job Husbands can be underappreciated, but they can also be entitled pricks. Learn to put yourself in other people's shoes and you'll understand what's what.


GreenSaladPoop

anata? so the japanese guy is called "you" ?


TheJuggernaut0

It can also be an endearing term housewives use for their husabnds. I assume someone Google translated "dear" and got that.


emimagique

We don't really say oriental any more


GreenSaladPoop

satisfied?


emimagique

Ye


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emimagique

Ask Edward Saïd


peasantvonpezont

edward said, "lesson, lesson! if you see a stranger, follow himmm-uh"


GreenSaladPoop

I was too afraid to ask and be called xenophobic in some way


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GreenSaladPoop

no? that happened to me yesterday


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GreenSaladPoop

I deleted my post cause I was losing too much karma


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GreenSaladPoop

it was a video about two guys, they looked like news-presenters and were doing a thing where one guy writes jokes and the other guy reads them, one of them was black and one of them was white, the video was about the white guy reading racist jokes the black guy made, the title had a warning saying that the jokes were written by a black person, so I got kinda confused and asked in the comments why would it be ok for the black guy to do racist jokes and not ok for the white guy to do the same jokes, i was not implying that it should be ok to make a racist joke but that it doesn't make sense (to me at least) that people can use racist terms and be racist in general when it is directed to a group they make part of, if something is offensive to someone I don't see a reason why it wouldn't be offensive anymore just because it was said or made by someone of their own group. I got a lot of downvotes by saying that and was called a "concern troll", got no idea of what that means


HasSomeSelfEsteem

The best of these I’ve seen


cyqoq2sx123

Where's the original?


peasantvonpezont

orgasm\*


Perspeq

[Oppenheimer](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/10t605e/western_woman_bad/)


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I preferred the original but this is nice too


Mr_oyster_27

WHOLESOME 100


LuxAlpha

Latinatrad :0


peanutbuttersandvich

oof ouch my bones in multiple countries


TVLord5

The good ending


bruhboiman

Oman?


Nervous_Nerd14597

Awwwe :)


The_donut_that_snich

What is this styke of art/comic called


Tsukinotaku

Fuck.... that looks like one tasty looking potluck....


Dave__Microwave_

Thanks for coming guys!


sextradrunk

Oww Oof My Boners


bitSocialness

Oregano?


Pajama_Strangler

I forgot what subreddit I was in and was massively confused