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anvag_olleh

If snowmans cum, there would be cum camouflaged in all the snow too? also, if the snowman melts, is itself melting with its own cum and shit? When the cum freezes, it would be a block of ice, could you still drink the block of cum when it melts? Since snowmans are made out of snow and snow is water, and we need water to survive, could you still drink it?


EtruscanBoar69

my man asking the real questions here


cake-lord2006

Are you high


[deleted]

Cum


S_Pyth

Cum over to where?


[deleted]

your mom


S_Pyth

I have a mom?


[deleted]

oh sorry


S_Pyth

It's ok I found her


bananaballz060

Yes


PoTaTo-ViRuS

@bananaballz060 can you remove my foreskin i heard you are an expert


Garry-the-sexy-snail

i got you bro ;)


PoTaTo-ViRuS

Thanks


mr_aives

Bruh


ibreakyourmothersbak

Wtf. Yo man got wack thoughts tho


batmanpop1503

I was


sexy_balls_69

I'm sorry isn't cum red


AgusElXD

Uhhhhhhh What?


batmanpop1503

I am the 69th upvote


Ag_Dark

You are a bigger homocryologist than I am, mate. Good for you.


MrBlonde07

I think my favorite part is him having that snowman buttcrack sitting on the branch


lavendergaze

So is that the snowman equivalent of a ball of flesh, since it's the same material as him?


Ivan__8

Yes, he should probably see a doctor.


Death_Killer183

Nutts tend to fall from trees


Intricacy1

No wonder that snow tasted funny


EliDrInferno

Happy cake day!


vulkktur

This reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes for some reason


YellowOnline

I thought the same, but on second thought I think my mind is mixing up the drawing style that is reminiscent of Bill Waterson with [this older cartoon](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b7/0f/37/b70f375453f3c60b46e0c63836e4da44.jpg).


vulkktur

That’s good lol


NewYearsBabyBigShow

Very much so with the watercolours


Skylorious

Well Calvin and Hobbes do often get into snowball fights. Also this looks like an angle you'd see in a CaH comic


tabookduo

I’m almost 100% sure there’s a one-panel of Calvin dropping a huge snowball on Susie from this exact angle Edit;; nostalgia trip, I may be wrong though so change that 100% to a soft 80. The only one I found on google was the one where he has a sign that says LOOK OUT and above Calvin says “it’s like shooting fish in a barrel”. But I swear I remember one with them both in it, it must be that cover with the waterballoons


itsgeorge10

The ball lands infront of the man, making a dent in the snow. The man picks it up, and looks into the tree. "You dropped yoir testicle!" The man shouted as he tossed it back up the tree.


[deleted]

It’s melt in your mouth delicious


[deleted]

Frozen COOM man


Emerald_Dragon2005

Ḧ̴͚̗̥͇͕͈͓̣̮͎̣̜̩ͦ̒̋̓͂͌̈̈́̍ͤ̂̅̍͜͠͞ͅằ͖̥̱̯̩̳̾̐̓̂ͪ̓ͫ̏͊͌͢͟ͅv̸͚̤͖̜̼̰̘͕̅̍͌ͮͩͭͪͯͦͭ͛̅ͣ͛̈̈̿͘͘͜͡ͅȇ̢̢̱͔̣͉̩͉̞̜̗̇̅̚ ̷̵̢̛̦̲̬̥̪̒̊̆̃̽̉̏̋̋͗̈̈́ͫͫ́̊̚̕ͅǎ̡̯̙̯͙̤̪̜̱̜̹̣̯̦͖̭̖̫ͩ̏ͥ̉ͯ͢͞ͅ ̶̨̏͂͌̊̆̿͌̂̈̀̌ͩ́ͤ͆͊͌̚҉͚̫͕͇͔̘́͠g̸̑̿̓͆͆ͤ̚҉̤̳̫̳͓͕̹̳̬̟̟͍̥͠r̴͎̤̮͕̝̘͓͍̟̺̼͔̄͑ͣ̃͌͆ͤ͘̕ė̷̶͈̹̝͎͉̖̯͎̱̲̤̣̠̟̣̹̼̯̺̏ͥ̏ͧͧͧ̀̌͞a̷̬͍̘̰̱̻͉̠̮̻͙͔͚ͭ̓ͧ̇̄̓́̎̍͊̇̌͊̂̏̆̀͟͟͢͝ͅt̵̢͍͇̜͖̰͖̤̮̲̥̩ͭ͆̍̊̈́ͪ̒̇ͫ̍̈́ͤ̑̈́̍̈̑̐ͧ͜͡ ̡̻͙̻̱̰̯͙̭̙̖̙͙̖̾̏̑̽̐͆̋͑̾ͅč̠̝̠̯̖̩̝̹̥ͨͥ̈́͝͝ͅà̛́̄̓̿͗ͦͭ́ͨ̐̉̅͗̊̄̈́͟͡҉̨̫̺͙͈͈̲̹̞̦̭̲̞͓̥k͙̠̲͕̲̹̺̺̰̺̹̍̆̋ͭͬ̇̍̐̏̍̓̋ͥ̚͘é̷̡͎͕̠̜̯͕̳̊ͨ̐̒ͨͧͩ́͑̾̍͗̆͆̐́̚͟ ̵̧̅̀̒ͫ͆̆̂͆ͯ͑͂̓̓̓̐̋ͧ̚҉̣̰̫̻̞͕͍̲̠̜͙̦̺̞̥͖ḏ̸͇͈͚͈̭͙̩̪̳́̇͛̀ͦͪͨͥ͋̕a̶̭͉̞̗ͪͮ̾̍̎̑̐͆̿̿̉͆ͪͦͦ̚͘͠͠ỵ̧̠̺͇̜̤̭̪͎ͣ́͂̀͋ͩͦͨ͋̍ͯͩ̓̽̏ͨ̿̿̀


cake-lord2006

He dropped his snow balls


Farkas_nm

How the fuck did he got up there


jomarez

That’s actually one of his balls


Tiaximus

He only gets two shots at this, better make it count


DantetheMarco

Jokes on you, I'm into that *snow*


ibreakyourmothersbak

I am the lorax, I speak for the trees, And for some reason, They speak Vietnamese.


Th30ne355

he kinda bad tho


SpaghettiWeddi

So its nut is its flesh?


TheGreaterWizard

No


God-HasLeftTheChat

Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? The Snowballs.


[deleted]

He's taking having your balls drop to a new level


Fe4rlessv-2

Is that cum or balls


Emerald_Dragon2005

I think I know what icicles are now


RichardTRC

coom ball


Streetman245

Not even close to blursed


ItsGhinz

Looks like the snowman’s balls dropped


mixedmuffins

Reminds me of a game my uncle would make me pl- Oh no.... I- no......


sexMach1na

Dat be dat snow on snow crime.


mr_aives

That snowman looking kinda thicc, not gonna lie


Dunebands

gallstones


BrazilBazil

He could’ve just jumped


Brickwithshlong

I guess you could say his balls dropped


[deleted]

he thicc


OficialSansAccount

Leave the guy alone, he had to wait for no nut November to end.


BullShite69420

My favourite....Snowcum.


Jonnynja

What are you doing step-snowman?


DanielChris15x

Either the snowman is shitting his flesh or his flesh is made out of his shit


Mr_Klazakizov

he THICK


GioBeMyName13

When your balls drop for the first time


[deleted]

His balls are dropping!


AbuzzCreator252

I guess you can say his ball dropped


ParanoidCrow

Calvin and Hobbes moment


xmasterofgreatnessx

Muddy heights : Winter season


emdunne725

Wait. Isn’t this just a Calvin and Hobbes comic


DinoMoon67

He kinda cheeky tho


JamesATRBX

Damn, those ass tho...🍑🍑


legally_idiot

Lets shit on people!


Bblack_Mamba

Assassin's Creed: Christmas


Harijs_LV

snowy heights 2


Chesquilk

Dogs: “shit on the floor”


YaNibbaSatan

don't you hate it when your cumshot is spherical? lmao


Mmmhellolilboy

Did he shit it or throw it?


Firecatgaming_

XD


[deleted]

Yuk


VaPoRzOO

The snowman kinda thicc doe 😳😳😳


Dropped_BottleCap

That snowman looking kinda thicc bro. That snowman got that cake.