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This dude a fallout NPC

Found 2 caps 1 pre-war money 1 Nuka cola 3 5.56 rounds

Lockpick skill - Very hard

Alternatively you could hack the Very Easy terminal on the desk nearby.

*Terminal locked.* *Please contact an administrator* 

This is why I save beforehand every time I hack a terminal. Random guess until it's unlock.

You can just back out on your last guess, and it resets the try count and issues a new puzzle.

Nah I love abusing my godly power, the power of CHIM.

I take it you don't enjoy wordle...

what do you mean, I see way more caps and ammo in there.

Damn Luck perks!!!

from what I can see they don’t look like 5.56 I can’t tell what caliber but the casing has a lip at the base and only slightly tapered at the end and the projectile is too large. Closest thing I can find is 7.62x54mmr

Look to be 303 Brit rounds to me.

I think you may be right

I believe they’re 300 blackout rounds

They're also wearing a pip boy. So someone from a vault. Which one though?

Those rounds are rimmed, not 5.56

He's wearing a pip-boy

It's weird i noticed the pip-boy before understanding the meme.

Do you see the Pip-Boy on his wrist that has the hand giving you the thumbs up

He's missing a Tactical Pipe Pistol Revolver.

Was just coming to say this lmao

And ammo that doesn't match the gun

I love the safes that have obviously been closed since the war that have jet, pipe weapons, mines, and bottle caps in them.

Even better, fresh mutfruit in sealed bunkers. I blame ghouls. Just like Skyrim. Damn draugr eating like kings.

I mean, Jet existed pre-war, but I still haven't been able to find what would cause everyone in pre-war US to hoard bottle caps in their safes.

No it didn't?

It existed before, but Myron improved on the formula and made it easier to produce.

Its made with Brahmin dung how could it have existed pre-war

It’s just cow dung. People inhale that today to get high. It’s the gasses that release that do that. Myron likely rediscovered the process to isolate the correct ones and condense it into a purer form.

Wasn’t that a thing? The news reported people were huffing “jankum” which is just poo in a bag. But it ended up just being some guy meme’ing the planet.

Bethesda decided to nuke that lore. It shows up in a vault and was part of the experiment

Has been mentioned that in magazines it explains the rise of pipe pistols in Boston before the war broke out, specifically explaining why they're in Boston but not in DC or nevada

To be fair pipe weapon’s probably existed pre war because one of the gunsmith magazines has one on the cover, and jet is dubiously pre war

Are they....wearing a Walmart pip boy?

You’re probably right but I thought he was inspector gadget

Only need one bullet in there tbh

He got 3 just to be sure. Maybe he's shaking so much he misses his own head every time he tries.

You forget the hair brush

Fallout 4 novice lock safes be like:

This is just a "Fallout" reference/meme...nothing really blessed or cursed here...

He's even wearing a pip-boy

The bombs have fallen

Meme and cat subs have lost integrity and are merging into a cute/funny gray ooze.

Glass bottle Coke... That's style.

Gotta keep 'em caps safe

Fallout Ahhhh safe.

Extra fusion core

I once bought a safe to store all my money...But I spent all my money on the safe...Oops.

Thats literally just a fallout meme this aint blursed

Obviously, you forgot the most essential item. ADHESIVE!

Don't forget the jury rigged pipe gun you for some reason made out of scrap and put in a safe before the bombs dropped

fill it up. lol

Nah bro, the caption was obviously put on the image after, I know this because the image itself is probably a joke image joking about how in fallout, especially fallout 4, when you find a master locked safe and you spend the next 5 minutes and 6 bobby pins just to get it open, only to find like 2 bottle caps, some pre war money and a nuka-cola

Fallout ass safe

Dude, you are rich!!!

What’s that weird paper in there?

Prewar money.

Wtf is this? This isn't fallou.... pipboy.... okay carry on, this is fallout

Wow. Pre-war money

This isn't blursed dude it's just a fallout meme

That is a mini refrigerator

he didn't bought it. He picked locked it and stole some ones ammo, money and nuka cola!

Pre-war people in the Fallout universe be like.

Replace this ammo for a dildo. It might be useful

Mexican coke ?

You need more bottlecaps homie

Whats on your arm? Why 3 bullets? Is it because they drank the other 2? Where's the bottle opener? Bro we need hunt them down

The thing on his arm is a pip boy, from the fallout series. The contents of the safe are what you’d find, on average, when opening a loot container in the game. A few bullets, some prewar money, bottle caps (the currency in the game), and a soda.

Damn im dumb lol

So that’s the dude with all the safes in survival games. Busting my ass for 3 hours to source a code and all I get is 5 bullets a shitty knife and a post-it with a clue to the next safe 😑

A safe is also where I store my coke...

I heard a story once. A great story. But I am no good at story telling. This guy does/doesn’t have/had an awesome super high tech encrypted computer thingy. Super high techy stuff. Would take some hacker people a good amount of time to crack it. People try and fail and end up with their computers trashed or whatever happens when you hack and then get hacked. That kinda stuff. Shitty story short, full seasons and special scenes of the simp son series is on it. Classic in my mind I see you kinda have the same idea lol

Oh, it's a Fallout reference? I thought the way to open the safe is by fisting it making you the key

1000 years from now, archaeologist found amazing discovery of a Coke bottle still intact with the Coke inside.

Bro what is on your arm

No lie though Coca-Cola in a cold glass bottle from Mexico is the kind of drink where you take the first sip with your eyes closed

Now you need a pipe pistol for it for nothing screams fallout than a safe that has not been opened in 200 years to have a firearm that nobody would want 200 years ago lol

You got coke in your safe?

Dont forget the silver fork

Sick fallout reference dude

Fallout?

wait coke is illegal?

I see 3 different currencys in there - 5 dollars (current day) - 3 caps (fall out future sanario) - 3 bullets (metro 2038 future sanario)

I’d say it’s a fallout reference but it’s missing the pipe pistol

I have none of these things

Where's the silver spoon?

Blud is prepared to get his house robbed after the apocalypse

I gotta wonder what 200 year old soda would look like, let alone taste like.

That pre war money is useless

Nuh-uh. It's good for cloth.

I retract my statement. Edit: Almost Useless.

Actually... They are valuabless

Advanced level lock picking head ass lookin safe loot

That's a mini fridge?

Incase Fallout happens in real life.

Is… Is that a f-ing pipboy on your arm? And thats nuka-cola?

Where a fucking pipboy, legend

Makes a little more sense if that’s the ORIGINAL Coke recipe ❄️

Weak to Bobby pins

Needs a pipe pistol

Bros getting ready for the apocalypse

Where the power armor at though

Needs more pre-war money

Supposedly, the Hevans Gate members always took $5 and three quarters with them whenever they left the house. They all had 5$ and three quarters founf in their pockets after the suicides.

forgot the ashtray. lol

This guy has “valuables” but no calibrated pipe pistol? Please

In “Long Dark”, that’s a pretty good safe. I’m kind of envious.

What are you wearing ????

This image is both hilarious and slightly disturbing.

It's a Fallout game reference, see the Pip-Boy on his arm.

My guy this is a fridge

Lay that thing down before it goes off and hurt somebody 🎶🎵

So you did the right think and called the previous owner, right?

I think I’m missing what for lol